>>722851
#say cows

>>722862
mhm

My farming family smuggled stuff for the mafia :D

And maybe asked for a hit on a federal judge, but this is unconfirmed rumor

>>722870
There's not much to be said, we already had the logistics in place to move our produce, and my uncle set up some shady deals to move... other things.. for both the Italian mob and later the Mexican Mafia

My family was also at one point one of the biggest watermelon producers in the country

Proving once and for all that crime does pay

>>722881
My uncle who also set all of this up was a huge democrat that used to tell me when I was a kid that we need to have a big social safety net and minimum wage because otherwise the lower classes are just going to kill everybody else

>>722891
He was a very immoral man, but he had principles.

>>722891
Mind you, he was a blue dog democrat in Texas, the guy would be just as likely to say that pulling the plug on the bay of pigs was a mistake by JFK

>>722928
It's a social safety net that is repeatedly and unpredictably eviscerated at random intervals, but it exists

>>722954
#glomp

>>722955
MARIO IF HE BETTER ANIMATED

My ribs make a loud cracking noise when I stretch

>>722880
Crime pays, homosexuality doesn't :(

>>723027
>he doesn't know

Jesus fucking Christ, did you guys here about the jacksonville arrest thing?

.play [YouTube]

>>723040
Oh yeah no, and the DA insisted that they did nothing wrong, no criminal punishment, just an internal investigation (where they will conclude they did nothing wrong)

Only part of the story!!! HE CLOSED THE DOOR!!!! SO SPOOOOOOKY!!! We had to pull him out and beat the shit out of him you don't understand!!!

I know, when the pulled him out they punched him repeatedly regardless later on

I need to eat too

My goodness

my diet is FUCKED

What should I eat

I already have pica and eat paper regularly

>>723031
excluding sex workers and crime that preys on people using these tactics

>>723082
Oh I just get free stuff and dinners from people somewhat often

>>723084
Fuck, I'm jealous. I hear of stories where my friends go to gay bars on nights which aren't hopping and they get drinks and stuff... I don't go to the bar alone though

>>723085
I mean you are full blown twinked out, so you could prob get someone to buy you drinks and stuff

>>723085
You can go out to the gay bar with me to pick up a third

I want to go to the bar with everyone here! :D

>>723094
going alone just sounds intimidating, I'd probably end up in a corner people watching as I sip on my drink anyway

>>723100
Oh yeah no, it is intimidating. You are more of like... the Turing kind of gay lol

what would you make videos about?

>>723099
You'll have to age up then

I normally just go to divey bars though

>>723109
I got a good dive bar I frequent with friends... do I take a chance when I'm not busy and just say fuck it? Is a slow night or a busy night better?

Gay bars are fine, but I like throwing darts

>>723110
Are you talking to pick up guys?

>>723112
Not even, I just want more friends tbh lmao

>>723114
Err... I would say the way to go would be to go to a bar with a couple people you know, then meet new people kind of as a group, going to a dive bar alone and then making friends like... you are going to at best make talk with degenerate alcoholics especially on a weekday lol

>>723114
What you should find is a nice bar with some music that you can dance to, get a couple friends, go dance, find some person to dance with and take the risk to do it.

You should get absolutely hammered

>>723124
I fucking suck at approaching people though, and I'm always afraid people will misinterpret enthusiasm as some other signal

>>723136
That's why dancing is easy, you don't even really have to talk much, just sort of offer to dance with people. Then again, you are like a small little twinky bottom, so it's normally you that would get approached

Kind of doubt it, everyone here is intimidating and closed off... such is the way of the west coast

>>723138
idk, you could also try grindr, I know you'd find 10 thousand dick pics on there. But otherwise, I think you should try some extracurriculars and such to meet people in college

>>723140
Grindr I might get killed...

>>723140
I have, sir. Oh, I have. Many times.

People at my school are mostly commuting, so the culture is just go to school and fucking leave

>>723142
You kinda just have to go full send, take the risk, and probably fuck up a few times.

I have fucked up a few times. I'm fine with holding a conversation and small talk. Before I was wholly incapable. I think it might be a bit of a vulnerability problem

Like socializing is something you practice

I have been toying with the idea of getting my ham radio license since I have a lot of the knowledge required already, but occupied with school. Was thinking of the local ham radio club, unfortunately, knowing my area, it is probably old men. Not that I mind, but...

Okay I need to eat some food

>>723159
You can also do what I do and go out and eat food then talk to random people while you wait at the counter

I like making friends with all the employees and people around my neghborhood

>>723163
I am on my snake diet right now, I am eating like one meal a day lmao

>>723162
at least here, I feel culturally it's a little rude. Not a fan of bothering service workers, but that's my thing.

>>723170
Legit, people love when you compliment their hair or jewelry or like... just don't compliment in a weird way, but like if you notice that someone is dressed up or in something nice, they appreciate the complliment and it's an easy conversation starter

>>723174
I had a dude compliment my glasses in the school bathroom, that was bizarre lmao

>>723177
I would be complimenting something else if you know what I mean...

>>723178
I like small talk

>>723180
my impeccable knowledge of useless shit?

>>723184
No, your ass

Oh, well. Some people have complimented that. Actually, many.

>>723187
Oh really? I thought you were shy, but now you're talking about showing your ass off to everyone...

it's modestly sized

>>723188
NOT EVERYONE, just those who show themselves to be trustworthy

>>723190
I bet it looks fantastic

>>723193
#steal

>>723197
The flowchart in your brain
-compliment someone on their outfit
-use encyclopedic knowledge of every clothing brand and fashion to shunt into a conversation about fashion
-ask question about some hobbies they have
-wing it

>>723204
I like fashion and then I ask people about their hobbies, it's that simple

Really a big part is figuring out how to ask the other person stuff, like trying to shift into discussion about whatever it is they enjoy or what their day is like or what have you

>>723203
I like turtles...

>>723208
true, honestly just getting to know people is fun, everyone always has interesting shit to say. I think I just suck at the approach, is all.

>>723212
That's why the icebreaker of just complimenting someone is nice, and yeah sometimes it will flop, but usually they are appreciative of it

like the fella who complimented my glasses in the bathroom? idk why you would want to talk in a bathroom

Well yeah, I mean, the bathroom isn't a good place to start conversation that is normal, the bathroom is for drunk conversation or like talking about the weather and stuff. It's more of a MAN'S MAN conversation place where you say SPORT SPORT SPORT at each other

That's also why sports is a good conversation starter, because if you are watching like a big game in a bar, it's really easy to be like "John Football is a real great quarterback, nice throwing arm on him" and start up conversation that way

The only sport I have ever enjoyed watching is football, but I think that more has to do with the country rivalries... in my head somebody needs to fucking dethrone Argentina, those fucking gauchos

>>723220
Oh we talking AMERICAN GRIDIRON FOOTBALL like god intended, not your pansy little gay euro sports

I like soccer because they look cute too :3

That's true...

>>723221
You just haven't unlocked the secret..... gambling and incredibly in depth statistical analysis

SAEKI