>>723859
more for me :^)

saaaailiinnngg

takes me away to where i'm going

I might sail to Cuba one day

Or Costa Rica if things here get bad lol

>>723865
Take me to Puerto Cabezas instead

Sure, but you are going to work the jib when we sail

I legit didn't know how to masturbate until like 14 or 15, then like a couple months later lost my virginity and was very confused by the whole experience

>>723869
honestly that makes you cooler than them

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>>723867
sounds like a deal, you'll have to show me so I don't fly off the boat

>>723882
It's an easy job tbh

Hunter Biden is so fucking based for saying this

The fact that Reconstruction was working out and then it all just got ripped away

God so fucking based

oh the ear

why did that guy miss?

I have the mark of the criminal (mild misdemeanor)

Honestly, I'm amazed I haven't gotten in trouble with the law more often

>>723904
what'd you do?

>>723907
I've gotten into quite a few scrapes with less than savory people

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thank you

buenas noches

The attractive Kennedys are good looking

tbh I am a Biden dynasty fan now

idk though, I don't consider Hunter to be that attractive if I can be completely honest

I feel like uh Biden, especially when he was younger, had this kinda look to him

he's got a sort of rugged handsomeness that I can appreciate

>>723950
Maybe, but when you look at like young Biden... eh

>>723955
true, young biden is very cute

>>723954
I'm vers switch, idk I am not a fan of the look I guess.

Here he is talking about the cock pics

>>723972
When Trump talks openly about arresting everybody for literally zero reason... I mean yeah? Again, the Republicans spent I believe 5 years investigating Hunter, what they got him on was a BS gun law using a law that Republicans don't even think should exist and that isn't used as a standalone crime.

>>723977
That is exactly what it was

Oh Biden was ready to rake him across the coals until it was clear that Trump was going to win the election, again, along with all the pardons to his family was pardons to guys like Fauci, because it was preemptive to prevent Trump from engaging in blatant retribution.

Like he mentioned it earlier, but it was legit a conspiracy theory pushed by Fox News that Hunter Biden was running the Covid labs... like what

It's why like... the whole meme about the Biden Crime family pardons or whatever is kinda ridiculous

And then you put it up against Trump legit making like a billion dollars in crypto since he got into office and blatantly influence peddling to get that money

Along with, you know, having the SCOTUS say that he can commit crimes in office and have qualified immunity (including trying to overthrow an election)

>>723988
I think that it was handled in the best way it could have been, Joe was ready to let Hunter go if not for the fact that Trump, who was very clearly intending to punish everyone on the left out of spite, was clearly about to be president. Like Trump was legitimately talking about throwing Biden in jail and throwing away the key type shit, so preemptively saying "here's a pardon" for EVERYONE vaguely attached to the Biden admin makes sense to, you know, prevent this.

And I just think that as a whole, it's like... the two guys are just not even close. Like Trump making billions over here... Hunter Biden buying a gun over here... alright

A girl I was with told me that Covid wasn't real when i was changing her oil one time

mmm yeah, "changing her oil" mhmmm

YES CHANGING THE OIL IN HER CAR

>>724001
mm, "her car"

I was fuckin her, but not in that moment

>>723998
I would have helped with the oil change, was she helping you with the oil change?

>>724009
No I was doing it myself, you really don't need an extra hand aside from to hand things to

>>724010
shows you how much i know about cars, I've only ever replaced spark plugs

>>724008
iirc he did try to set up some card rails during his lame duck months.

I mean, I get it, I just think that uh... I think that when you look at Biden's record and such, it's pretty good given what hand he was dealt. Republican senate, conservative SCOTUS that said "the President can break laws, only way to punish is with impeachment!!!", the end of covid and corresponding economic crisis, the Afghan pull out. Like it was a Herculean effort that he was given at the age of like... what? 80? And he did handle it well. I think he made some mistakes, but I just can't stand that nobody ever says good stuff about him when he was by most metrics a good president.

>>724028
I like Biden because he had cool shades and was a total dick to people sometimes, I liked how ornery he could get

>>724038
My ideal president is a guy that nobody remembers because he was so boring and just did his job. And Biden was a huge grindstone President, the amount of legislation he managed to punch through Congress in spite of it legit being split perfectly down the middle and even a minority Dem senate initially.

He just didn't tweet about it every thirty minutes alongside ranting about immigrants and the Obama Kenya thing, so nobody cared

>>724042
I only know you guys have like a big commie right now

I meant uh Corbyn and then there's one other guy

Deep down, every centrist has authoritarian tendencies (I think everyone that disagrees with me should be brought in line with force)

I am the center left LIBERAL

Every day, I wake up, I kiss my picture of LBJ, pray to FDR that today will be a good day, then I talk about the importance of public unions, followed by my mandatory wokescolding.

Oh yeah, I love that he whipped out his cock all the time

is it true

that he had one of them big floppy guys

>>724059
Yes, because he literally pulled it out and showed it to a reporter

This sounds like apocryphal

He had a shower for certain. Also he used to bitch about the fact that JFK had a reputation as a horndog, and would talk about how he got more ass than JFK

I would be remiss to say that I haven't shown my penis to people in order to assert myself before

>>724068
I call bullshit

>>724072
hmm... on what?

I did show my penis to people at a party before which was kinda fun

I have never done it in a social setting

seems rather... bawdy

actually thinking about the times I have shown my penis before

hm? You wanna see?

>>724084
be careful what you wish for

I did one time show someone that I can wrap my flaccid penis entirely around my wrist and make it touch my balls

THIS IS NOT BAIT

TBH I want to get piercings on my wiener, I feel like that'd be pretty badass

>>724095
youch

I want to get the ladder piercings that run along the underside

I'm not allowed to post pictures of cocks even as an educational thing

PPFFTT lmao okay I just saw the funniest shit ever

I was looking up pictures of that kinda piercing

okay am I allowed to show blatant nsfw if it's the funniest thing I have seen

Okay I'll just describe it to be safe

It's a flaccid dick with a bunch of rubber bands wrapped around it like as tightly as possible so it looks segmented, then it has the caption "Big Wormy Worm Likes to get Touched - Part 1 the Banding"

Jesus christ alright I've seen enough bodymodding stuff

:bwa

>>724121
Uh yeah you were reasonable

The fact that it was 15 minutes kinda justifies

>>724130
Don't be mean to the CAT!!!!

Lori...

>>724150
I am in need of something....

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>>724158
So demanding!

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>>724161
okay honey.....

>>724163

Oh God I fucking despise Laura Loomer that crazy fuckin bitch

I fucking hate her, you know, sometimes I read about Sulla and I'm like... these proscriptions weren't such a bad idea. Because Laura Loomer is an insane fucking person that seriously needs to get thrown out of civilized society lmao

what the actual fuck is this

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>>724165
sweetie...

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>we live in an era where a 9/11 truther is personally hand selecting people to be fired from major positions in government

God I fucking hate this era

I want every fucking journo responsible for the 24/7 news cycle, I want every spineless dipshit Republican that enabled this, I want all of them to get punished

FUCK

Anyway enough about how everyone who disagrees with me should perish

Oh and I want total techbro death. I am not even a commie, but I support the government liquidating every major CEO in that industry for being a bunch of worthless retards that got lucky and then decided they should fuck everything up because they read a Yarvin article that poorly regurgitated some dumbfuck libertarian version of Gramsci

I already know it's going to be some retarded shit

Okay so the plan is to just turn AI into a right wing propaganda tool, very cool

Alright, every day I look at the gun in my closet and think thank god I could hit something at 200 yards

>>724196
Even that's giving the text of the document too much credit

>For example, one major AI model changed the race or sex of historical figures — including the Pope, the Founding Fathers, and Vikings — when prompted for images because it was trained to prioritize DEI requirements at the cost of accuracy. Another AI model refused to produce images celebrating the achievements of white people, even while complying with the same request for people of other races. In yet another case, an AI model asserted that a user should not “misgender” another person even if necessary to stop a nuclear apocalypse.
Like these retards legitimately do not understand ANYTHING

How much training do they think goes into these models, do they think they READ LIKE THREE FUCKING MOTHER JONES ARTICLES???

White man with his black wife...... woke....

The liberalism meter is rising, I am ready for the 50% liberalism purges of every single right wing populist in this nation because holy fuck they are so FUCKING RETARDED

FUCK

Like Jesus fucking Christ, even if you are le ebin hater of the woke, all this is going to do is massively impede what you fuckers have started as an AI race because you DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW AI WORKS FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>724229
This is like giving a lobotomy to someone for like...... not liking vegetables

>>724239
Anyone that works at Fox News should be driven before a court and sentenced to public execution, this would be uh... 45% liberalism

Oh yeah, and also the fact that CBS legit cancelled a show and gave in to Trump on a lawsuit because he was going to block a merger

God I didn't realize that Garry Kasparov was legitimately like the most based person alive

Oh God, also being reminded of the "epic hilarious joke" about arresting Obama for... something something Kenya something something RUSSIA HOAX something EPSTEIN IGNORE IT PLEASE I WASN'T FRIENDS WITH HIM

https://substack.com/home/post/p-168953372

>>724242
Hopefully that day never fucking comes. Everything I've seen thus far is truly mind-boggling. Everytime I think it can't get worse, it does.

>>724250
the courts are fucked too. apparently nobody respects them as an institution anyway. I was talking to some idiot about some issue, can't remember what, think it was a federal state government disagreement, as our government often does. He tells me, "I think everyone should be hung"

This is the level of stupid we are dealing with

The answer is death to him, wanton destruction. I'm afraid that means I will have to adopt that position, I really don't want to

>>724251
Did you respond with "I'm one step ahead of you" and whip out your enormous schlong?

>>724256
it would be modestly sized and I would never do such a thing, those are your rhetorical tactics

>>724258
He said "I think everyone should be hung", lole

>>724259
HARHARHAR, laugh it up, LBJ

>>724257
oh