Don't call the cat pathetic and stupid, he's not pathetic and stupid he's sigma as fuck and based and also redpilled

>>724489
#edit change "the cat" to "Alberto Barbossa"

I have been with my husband since we were in college (a little over a decade altogether) and in that time I've never question his honesty/loyalty to me or our relationship. So when he insisted on naming our son "Alberto" after a man who saved him from drowning when he was a kid, I thought it a little strange but nonetheless went with it.

My last name (which he took) is Barbosa, owing to my Portugese heritage. I've since found out that "Alberto Barbosa" is a kind of "meme name" on the internet sites he frequents. I found out after discovering a folder called "Alberto Barbosa" on his work laptop, filled with what seemed like hundreds of pictures of an African man with a kind of Portuguese themed turban. Reverse image searching one of these bizare images is how I found out the name's true meaning.

Since this discovery, I feel increasingly paranoid that the only reason he ever took my name in the first place was because of this stupid meme. We only got married early last year, after/around the time this meme seems to have been created. Before this I had always assumed I would just take his name, until he said he wanted to take mine (an act I was actually touched by and found very sweet, ugh...)

This entire ordeal has me so mad. On the one hand it's just a name, but on the other he went behind my back to name our first born son over a stupid bloody internet meme. What's worse is that he refuses to have our son's name changed and insists it's just a coincidence, which is a load of bullshit considering the amount of images he had saved of this. He refuses to acknowledge this as a serious problem and I am so furious with him, but ultimately feel powerless given he provides for me and our newborn.

Sorry for rambling on a bit, I just needed to get this ridiculous and infuriating issue off my chest as I'm too ashamed to tell my friends and family of his actions.

>>724513

>>724515

>>724516
caaaaaaarllll

>>724518
What did you just call me!

>>724520
What could he possibly be doing

>>724521
This is SO true, thank you anon, glad that someone here still has their wits about them!

Carl is a cute enough name

>>724527
That's not my name!!!

It is somewhat close though

Alright

Should I drink Gin tonight

I feel like I need to turn in early

It's 1 am here

>>724536
NO!!!

#smartai what's my name

I'm afraid I don't have access to personal information about you, including your name. If you'd like me to refer to you by a specific name or title in our conversation, feel free to let me know—I'll be happy to accommodate!

Alternatively, if this is a philosophical inquiry into identity and self-awareness (à la *"Who am I?"*), we could delve into theories of consciousness, nominalism vs. realism regarding names, or even Wittgenstein's language games. Let me know how deep you'd like the rabbit hole to go! what's my name

I feel like Percy is a cute name

God I feel like I have the bara pecs

>>724554
No it's not Carl, Carl is fairly close, but me and strawgirl were playing zomboid so she called me Carl from the hit show, the walking dead, and I called her rick, from the hit show Rick And Morty

Says my birth certificate

It's a short C name with very similar letters

You prob wouldn't guess it

It's a common name, but it's still an unusual one

Fingering my shitty chinese shotgun

>>724563
That's not my name either! I'm not hispanic

Nope

Like I said, you aren't going to guess it, but you are going to be like "damn that is close"

STRAW GIRL

>>724583
Nothing dear

My fingers are all oily now

I'm just going to let you guess and mull it over

Oily from like... shotgun oil

Tan from being outside

I am pale as fuck

normally

>>724602
Yes

>>724599
colin? IDFK

calvin?

>>724615
same

You will NEVER know

I had a friend named Kelvin who was asian, I like do not like that name

I do like my own name

>>724614
Actually maybe he was a bit, but he was kinda like a chubby asian guy

my name is cool

Let it be known that if you did get it right, I prob wouldn't tell you

Welll... maybe

I do like maintaining *some* mystery, so I don't mind the guessing

>>724633
Always

>>724637
More like if you got it right, I would still want a list of names in there for plausible deniability

And by that I mean, at one point you did guess it lol

>>724639
I got slimed out behind a circle k at 3 am and here's what happened

Alright on a related note

Oh my GOD

I was so scared I was going to lose my apartment because I didn't realize the lease comes to an end this month

Luckily I am good

Alright Chat

Opinions on the Ultra 87

>>724655
What

It's a 90 dollar shotgun...

It's like... not overrated

It's a piece of shit gun lol

grabbing straw girl's hips from behind while she grabs saeki's hips from behind while she's cooking

>>724670
I don't think you understand

This is a 90 dollar shotgun

Someone thought it was an airsoft gun the other day

>>724675
I was threatening people in my Abu Ghraib outfit

>>724677
No I had a like black bag over my head, like the prisoner that was getting tortured in Abu Ghraib

Tortured by Lynndie England who engaged in such things as waterboard, genital torture, stripping, exposure torture, electrocution, and sensory deprivation

Yes, she made a prisoner walk around on all fours naked while she put a chain around his neck

I also like.... it's insane she only got three years

Oh yeah, the Abu Ghraib human pyramid too

Like she's a sick disgusting human being

Oh god, why are we talking about American military atrocities?

I was talking about a picture I took earlier that reminded me of Abu Ghraib

Whatever you say, Carl.

Man, you really need to get off that wacky tobacky.

Also it's fucking insane to me that like... she literally tried to hop onto the conspiracy theory train to try to make it seem like she definitely didn't take enjoyment in doing the horrible shit she did

bloober was about to do an antisemitic dogwhistle!!!!

>>724710
bloober accidentally typed the three parentheses thing

>>724714
DOGWHISTLE

bloober is booger and then there's gloober

alright

I am going to SLEEEP

So all of you

GET READY

>>724728
nooooo

BECAUSE IN MY DREAMS I AM HAVING AN ORGY WITH ALL OF YOU

goodnight cuties

>>724735
gn homo

>>724743
.play I am not gay, law and order SVU

>>724744
.play [YouTube]

>>724775
I'd like to add that to your description (you being my wife)

>>724778
uhhh lmao, technically naked lunch is scifi

Neuromancer + Count Zero + Mona Lisa Overdrive

Jules Verne 20,000 leagues under the sea?

Roadside Picnic?

That's a decent little book

>>724793
That's like +7% liberalism

>>724802
Oh, you want me to take you out to dinner or to see an art gallery then? I have a membership at the New Orleans Museum of Art, we could go ride the boats at the lake, walk along the bayou, see some exhibits, I believe they have a monet experience right now...

>>724807
i thought you were going to bed wtf

>>724813
I AM!!!!

>>724807
Fuck I wanna see moneeetttt

>>724819
Don't worry... we can see it together too....

>>724821
I wanna see all his water lilies, still remember being fascinated by them as a kid, that and Renoir. Impressionism is such a gay art movement

>>724827
Oh definitely, I feel like it's like.... the second most gay art movement

>>724836
I'd take you to the shooting range, but people don't realize that the shooting range is a 50/50, when put in play, flip a coin, either increase liberalism by 10% or decrease by 10%

>>724843
it's punk to someone

>>724846
this rules out a lot of gun ranges.... possibly all of them

>>724839
Ask the oldest guy at the range about 5.56, if they tell you "it's made to wound" it's an illiberal gun range