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sæкі
if anything u should probably keep up w eating moar n stuff cus of hrt, and also doing exercise but not pushing self hard, n less caffeine . .
fentmom
ive been mad lately that i only really have one person to talk about the gym with semi-regularly
fentmom
i live with my parents who both have failing bodies but they keep saying shit like "uhhh just walk or jog you dont need the gym"
fentmom
so if i say something like "im training for a contest at my local gym" they're like "oh" at best or they say some snarky or disinterested shit at worst
sæкі
I feel that
anon
I one time got yelled at by my neighbor for doing a backflip in my living room
>>726160>>726161
fentmom
gay ass neighbour
anon
>>726161
They live underneath me and I can only do it in shoes
anon
Same with push ups, I have weak ass baby toes (I broke like 3 of them from landing kicks wrong)
>>726169
anon
So I have to wear shoes if I work out
0.1064% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why not push down instead of up
>>726170
Luca
I don't believe the 83 pushups story, I WANT TO SEE THE FORM
>>726172
anon
>>726167
You are supposed to do it slow, like it should take at least a second going down, ideally like two seconds
0.1065% laptopbooger!boymodewng
badadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada
anon
I can also do the launch up, clap hands, land, then do the weird like roll your elbow down to the mat thing
>>726177
Luca
stop BRAGGING
Luca
i'm jealouusss
anon
But that's almost like, that's a more explosive motion
anon
>>726177
You can clap my ass cheeks
shrimp
I could.
nonners from small screen
i can do one hand clap
anon
I don't gotta do squats for this big ass tbh
anon
I was born with huge glute genetics (my legs are fucked up so I end up doing way more stuff with my legs)
>>726184
shrimp
same
shrimp
i got a fat ass
anon
>>726184
I do seriously have a ridiculously fat ass
anon
It's like I used to be embarrassed by it because I can only wear "athletic" fit jeans
nonners from small screen
wow, bunch of fatasses
shrimp
TWINK
anon
And when I was like at 230, I actually had to like wear a belt because the waist line of the jeans would be way too big and then it'd be tight as fuck on my ass
sæкі
, ;v
Luca
twink be like
anon
>>726193
humbleBRAGGING HUMBLEBRAGGING
shrimp
I had such a nice ass when i biked everywhere i nede to start biking agaiin
sæкі
heh
sæкі
it be
shrimp
it do be
anon
>>726193
it's okay, I make up for it by having to wax and shave constantly and also having severe OCD and also being a cheapskate
0.1067% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726201
wait your gay on the lgbt board?
>>726207
0.1068% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you're*
anon
>>726201
faggots out, this is a straight board
anon
Alright enough about push ups, how long can you jelq?
>>726216
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
:'3
sæкі
:D
anon
>>726216
DAMN you must have a huge cock
shrimp
its above average i guess *blushes*
anon
Shrimp is seducing the hoes with their mildly above average shlong
>>726222
0.1069% laptopbooger!boymodewng
shrimp is very seduective
shrimp
>>726220
look all ill say is it gets the job done very well because i am incredibly competent when it comes to using tools
>>726225
sæкі
teehee
anon
>>726222
Yeah I bet it gets the job out, a mildly above average MONSTER like that
shrimp
alsjhfksjhgkdfj
shrimp
i wish
sæкі
sillies
shrimp
im not even insecure about it but i just think itd be neat to have like a monstrously large weiner
shrimp
like so big its a disability
>>726233
shrimp
dr pebba!!
shrimp
i love dr pebba
shrimp
>>726233
>honorably discharged because the sound of your MONSTER COCK slapping against your thighs would compromise the position of your squad
>>726238
labby
man i used to have a monster cock but estrogen took it from me and im kinda sad abt it
0.1070% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726238
u take showers? fucking gross
anon
Yeah I take showers, I like to mess with them while their soft too
sæкі
showering n cleaning twink
labby
::bazed smell
labby
whats the tags for that one again
labby
>>726244
both versions of this are certified lesbian trvkes
yngven
:3
shrimp
:3
nonners from small screen
i love showering cuz mmm hot water
0.1071% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur attracted to water nonners? that' can't be easy
>>726262
shrimp
uh oh stinky
anon
.play uh oh stinky
labby
>>726247
i havent showered in 3 days btw
anon
on the DOT
0.1073% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh three hours ahead
nonners from small screen
>>726253
i spent a mon searching a meme i saw about this years ago but cant find it so pretend i posted a funny meme image
nonners from small screen
min*
labby
i am clinically depressed so i shower sometimes
0.1074% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay glegle
nonners from small screen
when i wss depressed i would shower for hours
>>726270>>726273
sæкі
s
sæкі
same
Luca
#ksay john maden john madden john madden
anon
#say john madden
Luca
#say john madden john madden john madden
labby
i shower irregularly but when i do im in there for hours
Luca
#ksay i shower irregularly but when i do im in there for hours
labby
#ksay bark bark bark grrrrrr
sæкі
awroooo
labby
#ksay awroooooooooooooooo
Luca
#ksay we was wolves
labby
#ksay awroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo
sæкі
:>
sæкі
awrooo
labby
#ksay wroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Luca
#say SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.
fentmom
i havent showered or shaved in like a week i feel like shit ouuhhhh
>>726290
Luca
#say

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They are not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And, why would I want them?

They were trying to grab ya prize. They work for the mercenary, the Masketta Man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? BANG He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.

At least you can talk, who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.

If I pull that off, will you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

Nothing! I said nothing.

Well congratulations! You got yourselves caught!

Sir?
labby
#ksay In last night’s segment, they talked to Washington’s indigenous protesters, including one prominent DC anarcho-cutie. When asked to write an encapsulating slogan on a piece of poster-board, the masked anarchist wrote “MAKE TOTAL DESTROY.” (Watch the clip here)

Daily Show correspondent Samantha Bee says, “That makes no sense,” but that’s because she’s not familiar with contemporary ultra-left mythology. Here’s the way I remember hearing the story, I don’t know if it’s true per se, and I don’t suppose it much matters. There was an anti-IMF consulta in DC, and representatives from all over the world were discussing what actions their communities would take locally. Person by person, they detailed comprehensive plans for direct actions, balancing risks and possible rewards, the various statements they would be making, the composition of coalitions, etc. These kinds of meetings can stretch on and on, and are often filled with all sorts of bullshit posturing and rarefied code words. In short, they can be insufferable. The discussion finally gets around to a Greek anarchist group. The Greeks are internationally known for being especially militant (and awesome). Their spokesman addresses the assembly and says simply, “We will make total destroy.” Everyone looks incredulous and confused. The Greek spokesman, fearing he has miscommunicated, excuses himself to confer with his group. He speaks with them in hurried Greek, and the rest of the assembly seems relieved that there will be further explanation. After the short clarification, the spokesman turns to the room again and says, “Yes, we will make total destroy.”
fentmom
why am i getting desktop notifications everytime someone replies to me here lol
>>726297>>726301
nonners from small screen
its very jokes
shrimp
>>726293
you should be able to turn that off in settings
labby
#ksay make total destroy
anon
>>726293
desktop notification here, you need to update your antivirus
sæкі
hehe
anon
>>726292
click here to activate your windows demo
labby
>>726302
feeeeeeeent im trapped in your computer
labby
>>726302
and i can only communicate through desktop notifications
anon
>>726302
You need to buy 5 google play cards and send me the codes
anon
>>726307
automatic update scheduled in 30 minutes, click here to change settings
anon
I just found someone else's hair mixed with my hair on my head
Luca
>>726307
#say YOU ARE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Luca
le ass
nonners from small screen
finally the ass thread
sæкі
>>726317
ofc I come back from brushing my teef and see the horror
sæкі
.play rjd2 the horror
anon
.play summon flame atronarch flame resist potion
sæкі
I might shave n shower in a few
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
THAT'S NOT THE VIDDEO
sæкі
aw
Luca
.play guns don't kill people i kill people
sæкі
lel
Luca
the elder scrolls can suck my tiny penis
>>726332
sæкі
teehee
sæкі
:3
anon
>>726334
/v/ has posted about this no doubt
sæкі
-v-
straw bury
donkey kong is a pooner icon
labby
.play all paladins are bastards
straw bury
1
anon
I have never killed anybody but I wonder if I could do it
straw bury
thousands have fallen before my terrible blade
>>726346
sæкі
hands up
0.1075% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#glegle "glegle"
0.1076% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726351
>i'm gon shower
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*FALLS TO MY KNEES SCREAMING AT THE SKY*
noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sæкі
maybe shave most of self
Luca
billions must repent
sæкі
before mom gets home cus she has to get to the airport later
labby
saekiiiiiiii dont shower :(
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
ive been forgetting since I day a couple days ago bwa
>>726363
0.1077% laptopbooger!boymodewng
*STARTS POUNDING THE GROUND STILL ON MY KNEES STARING AT THE SKY*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOWER SAEKI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sæкі
h
sæкі
nu
anon
>>726364
clean saeki wanna scrub her back
straw bury
the tommy gun smg lmao
straw bury
wait the thompson is an smg im dum
>>726375
anon
It's good for your hygiene
>>726379
anon
tweaked something in my shoulder
>>726382
0.1078% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726378
I WILL NEVER FINACIALLY RECOVER IF YOU SHOWER
>>726385
labby
>>726380
that was me waging psychic warfare
sæкі
hope its oke
anon
This was from like 30 minutes ago
>>726386
0.1079% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#GLEGLE
anon
me fr
anon
"I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the flame atronarch"
sæкі
>>726391
silly
let urself like things
sæкі
even if don't like a genre
0.1080% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726391
why do you hate phonk
straw bury
IT FUCKING SUCKS
straw bury
RAAAAAHHHH
0.1081% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why does it suck
straw bury
.play sigma phonk 1 hour
0.1082% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play sigma phonk 2 hours
labby
potion of resist arrest 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
anon
.play phonk trollface moments
>>726410
0.1083% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726403
it's fine mine was 1:51 so if we add it then we get the ~2.5 hours we were looking for
fentmom
>>726391
yea sometimes it feels like a meme that has gone on for too long
straw bury
mithril on my chain mithril on my teeth
0.1084% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay glegle
nonners from small screen
>>726403
false advertising smfh
0.1085% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726410
ou ou ou ou ou what about Auditore da Firenze
>>726412
0.1086% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726412
>meu deus, nao entendi por nenhuma
my god i don't understand by any??? luca i'm confused
>>726416
Luca
>>726415
>meu deus, nao entendi por nenhuma
it's a shitpost don't think about it too much
>>726429
0.1087% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but i like shitposts in other lanaguages i wanna learn nnn
sæкі
oki I have to shower but would do it w straw or twink
>>726427
sæкі
its hot
Luca
i need tha perc 87501123214
straw bury
what REALLY went down on the island
anon
slob on my knob like corn on the cob
sæкі
ily
anon
>>726420
That's a good idea I like that idea, I gotta make sure you get nice and clean
>>726430
straw bury
JEFFREY U CANT SAY THAT
>>726430
0.1088% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726416
like this is my favorite french shitpost
>Tokebakkicitte
>>726431
Luca
>>726429
estoy pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo
0.1089% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm thinking about hte immortality of the crab??
straw bury
WAIT ITS JORDAN PETERSON I THOUGHT IT WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN LMFAOOOOOOOO
straw bury
because hes not actually gonna say it, the best way to make sure ur teeth dont get in the way is to "yawn"
0.1090% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ohhhh it's a day dreaming thing that's so interesting
0.1091% laptopbooger!boymodewng
tokebakkicitte just means this is quebec
0.1092% laptopbooger!boymodewng
or i am here in quebec but it's in a quebec accent
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
hell nah
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
0.1093% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you love phonk
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
0.1094% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.skipp
0.1095% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
what in gods name
0.1096% laptopbooger!boymodewng
luca why do you know spanish/portueguese are you from latam
>>726457
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Luca
DOn'T YOU DARE FUCKING SKIP
straw bury
14338.jpg
EVERYONE SKIP EVERYONE TYPE .SKIP
::skip
0.1097% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ik i misspelled portuguese i just am retarded
>>726473
anon
.keep (thank you for your input)
0.1098% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726457
that's cool!
0.1099% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ouuuuu a mystery i'm from north north so idk anything south of like middle america
>>726463
Luca
it really isn't
Luca
I speak english, where do you think i'm from?
0.1100% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh sorry i meant middle of the US not central america
>>726466
0.1101% laptopbooger!boymodewng
flow rida, my favorite singer
anon
Hulk Hogan died
Luca
good riddance, brother
0.1102% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726471
Luca
>>726470
oh, i thought you were going to say why couldn't it be me
0.1104% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that would have been funnier but see
>>726454
anon
DO I PASS OR IS IT OVER
0.1105% laptopbooger!boymodewng
is proton pass better than bitwarden
Luca
pass
Luca
the standard unix password manager
>>726483
Luca
that's my answer, i'm locking in
anon
i write my passwords in a notebook
>>726485
straw bury
holy shit labby r u still here i gotta show u something
0.1106% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726479
yeah but i want something that can go on my phone too yano
anon
>>726476
you know exactly what I refer to when I say rhythm
anon
>>726485
thank you i am the thorn in cybersec twitter’s side
Luca
.play gaudete christus es natus
0.1108% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726485
but nothing will trump my laziness of having to entejr one really long secure password and then never having to enter another password again
anon
.play la pazullita azulita
sæкі
bacc
Luca
ex maria virgine gaudete
Luca
damn I want a fucking pastillita azulita
straw bury
.play 200 stab wounds master of morbidity
anon
when you are happy, you enjoy the music, when you are sad, you listen to the lyrics (I want benadryl)
>>726510
0.1110% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh
anon
.play mambo heavy
Luca
mas o menos bien y tu?
straw bury
fucking miserable as usual ese
Luca
Ayyy foool
Luca
orale
straw bury
joder, feliz jueves
nonners from small screen
>>726494
i dont listen to the lyrics either way
anon
>>726512
hello, how was the shower!
sæкі
oki
sæкі
gon shave later
sæкі
so I can find outfits n take photos w/o being as shy abt it
nonners from small screen
spanish is getting out of hand
0.1111% laptopbooger!boymodewng
we should only let people speak french instead (please so i can understand without having to translate everything)
nonners from small screen
life is so stupid and boring, most things peolle do are so pointless when u think abt it, u dont have to do anything theres nothing to do
Luca
:(
nonners from small screen
people be like im gonna go out and engage in activities lmao
anon
>>726523
I only know what lo siento means and then know it's a question
>>726533
0.1112% laptopbooger!boymodewng
nonners you should do skydiving or maybe like get a ppl
>>726532
straw bury
image.png
dawg its been a fucking month what is he on
anon
I don't know what joderme means
Luca
LMFAO
anon
So I was acting offended
nonners from small screen
>>726527
skydiving is indeed one of the things that there is to do indeed
nonners from small screen
but u cant do that often anyway
Luca
i replied not in spanish
0.1113% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>726535
>precisel
bruh i read this as precel i am so brainrotted
>>726542
nonners from small screen
i read it as picrel
nonners from small screen
#smartai theres nothing to do

It sounds like you're experiencing a moment of ennui—that peculiar sense of listlessness and existential boredom that can arise when the usual stimuli fail to engage us.

Rather than resigning yourself to inertia, consider this an opportunity for intellectual or creative exploration. You might:

- **Engage in autodidactic pursuits**: Delve into a subject outside your usual interests—quantum mechanics, Byzantine history, or speculative philosophy could prove unexpectedly stimulating.
- **Cultivate latent skills**: Learn calligraphy, attempt algorithmic problem-solving (Project Euler offers elegant mathematical challenges), or experiment with generative art using Python’s *Processing* library.
- **Conduct phenomenological observation**: Study mundane details of your environment with scientific rigor—how light refracts through glass, the fractal patterns in foliage. Even banal phenomena reveal complexity under scrutiny.

Boredom often precedes innovation; many groundbreaking ideas emerged from idle moments (Kekulé’s benzene ring structure came via reverie). Treat this lull not as emptiness but as cognitive white space where novel connections can form.

Would you prefer structured suggestions tailored to specific domains? theres nothing to do
nonners from small screen
why is it always quantum mechanics/physics, does everyone already know the classical physics?
>>726543>>726544
anon
#smartai im a gigahon manmoder, except i dont honmode. how could i become a passoid stacy at least enough to trick the cissoids?

Ah, the eternal question of passing—whether for personal comfort, safety, or social navigation. Let’s break this down methodically with a focus on realism and achievable outcomes.

### **1. The Fundamentals: Presentation & Perception**
Passing isn't just about looks; it's an amalgamation of visual cues, mannerisms, voice, and social behavior. Humans process gender subconsciously via *gestalt perception*—your brain fills in gaps based on dominant traits. To optimize for "passoid" status (or at least plausible ambiguity), prioritize high-impact adjustments:

- **Body Shape & Silhouette:** Cis women generally have a higher waist-to-hip ratio (~0.7). If your build is rectangular or inverted-triangular:
- Waist training (corsetry can help temporarily sculpt)
- Strategic padding/undergarments to enhance hips
- Avoid boxy clothing; structured A-line skirts/dresses create curvature

- **Facial Softening:** Bone structure matters less than people think if you control lighting/texture:
- Well-blended contouring (cool tones under cheekbones/jaw)
- Eyebrows shaped slightly arched but not overly thin
- Lash extensions/mascara to enlarge eye appearance

### **2. Voice: The Biggest Tell**
Pitch is secondary to *resonance* and prosody (speech melody). Even a deep voice can pass if feminine cadence dominates.
- Practice raising larynx (*swallow-and-hold* technique)
- Brighten resonance by speaking more forward in mouth/nasal mask
+ Record yourself mimicking female podcasters/news anchors

### **3. Mannerism Mastery**
Gendered movement patterns are culturally ingrained:
4 Women take up less space—elbows closer to body when walking/gesticulating
4 Head tilts subtly during conversation (~15° signals approachability)
4 Gait adjustment: narrower stride + slight hip sway from core engagement

### **4.Optical Illusions in Styling**
Certain textures/colors manipulate perception dynamically:
✓ Matte fabrics minimize shoulder broadness better than shiny materials
✓ Vertical stripes elongate torso visually counteracting height
✓ Jewel-tones near face draw attention upward away from jawline

Ultimately though? Confidence compounds all these factors exponentially because humans mirror back what energy you project first before scrutinizing details individually... so own whatever iteration feels authentic while refining execution strategically over time rather than fixating solely on external validation metrics like cissoid approval alone im a gigahon manmoder, except i dont honmode. how could i become a passoid stacy at least enough to trick the cissoids?
anon
>>726537
What is a precel, someone who is yet to become an incel?
anon
>>726540
You have to know Newtonian physics to get through high school
0.1114% laptopbooger!boymodewng
15537.jpg
>>726543
>i'm just such a whore
stopped reading after this
hey how u doing
::flirt
straw bury
this is REAL METAL motherFUCKER none of that POSER SHIT
0.1115% laptopbooger!boymodewng
mambo no. 5 is the only real metal song '
Luca
this makes me want to topple a central american government and replace myself as president
>>726550
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