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fentmom
>>728599
when my grandfather was given a gun for the first time in singapore post-ww2 he told me he was like "uhh officer i dont know how to use this" but i think he may have been BSing, it probably felt like a power trip
fentmom
one of my other relatives got given a BORs anti tank rifle in north africa and the aussies made fun of him for holding it bc it was like a phallus
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lel
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oh yeah I think I have a pic of the JP rifle that circumstances lead to being in the room I was staying in for a while
fentmom
JP rifle? like a japanese rifle?
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having my previews of drive pics buffer before I go look on search engines but will show
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but yeh
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exes' ex roommate left behind this JP rifle that became a weight due to rounds being like over 10 USD each
Luca
>>728598
france seems like pussy shit, i'm going to die in the river soča
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I still dunno where the pics of me holding it in a skirt n stockings are but mb on one of my old laptops' drives that ffs had like bitlocker on em
fentmom
i liked that gun ever since i used it in the endless war 3 flash game
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hehe
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I think a similar odel was in world at war or smth, but I cant confirm which one if was specifically tho ik that forgotten weapons had a vid on the specific model
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>>728591
pic for u above if haven't shown b4 ;P
anon
>>728609
I would just go for the classic Mauser if I am going to get milsurp that old, idk what the arisaka type 99 is chambered in, but with very niche guns like that, it might be a bitch to find and you may be forced to handload
>>728616
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it was left behind for the bc of just the struggle it'd be to deal with and get ammo for at all
anon
Like my trapdoor martini rifle, I have to handload *every* single round
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mhm
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gah yeah that gets painful, would give u two sets of hands to do moar
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I found higher res pics of me in the outfit on video call, and info that might lead me to being able to reach the peeps I've been trying to
>>728623
anon
Lemme post my air rifle
anon
it's a shitty ducks unlimited thingie I got for donating
fentmom
im starting a punk band named failed orgasm
anon
oh god my SPLOTCHES on my sheets
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hehe
anon
God actually I am not going to discuss where those are from
anon
focus on the gun instead
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:333
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I'll focus on both
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aw
anon
my internet KILLS itself
anon
because I live in a third world country basically
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hug
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it used to be that bad here
anon
It's always been bad in Louisiana because we are a corrupt shithole and Cox has a de facto monopoly
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yeah we had Comcast being an absolute pain on doing anything for many yrs
anon
>>728642
Huey P Long was corrupt as fuck too, but still a funny little lad
fentphone
my friend is going away for a long time and I’m desperately trying to make irl friends who aren’t either men who feed off evil or horny sex obsessed nerds
>>728651
fentphone
why is life after 30 (well we’re not there yet) such a pain in the ass
anon
So you can pose a challenge when I duel you on my arrival to Britain
fentphone
Im already in one I need to start classes pronto they have an excellent grappling program from what I hear and a focus on training with Bulgarian bags which are apparently excellent for wrestling/bjj
>>728661
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>>728645
awwwww :c
and I hope u can, maybe local meetups or stuffs
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and also
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martial arts gym also cud be gud
fentphone
there’s apparently like a lot of queer people who train at my gym but I haven’t seen them
fentphone
again I need to like learn how to make friends with queer people irl that doesn’t descend into me putting on this manic sex pixie persona
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awe
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pat
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just being chill n getting acquainted w a couple, if u meet them there or stuff maybe a good start
also just queer non heavy drinking meetups on the weekend or stuffs
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-u-
anon
>>728649
Really it's critical to roll and spar more than anything else, drills and such are useful for nailing the movements, but at the end of the day all those movements will fall apart after three minutes of getting your head grabbed by some dudes clammy arms
>>728666
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ily worms
might curl up w shork in a couple n think err
anon
alright cutie, I'm gonna be here with dead internet
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dumb cuddly thought hours
fentphone
>>728661
from what I see of my brothers friend who rolls often (bjj and judo with the gi on) the sparring culture in my gym is healthy and chill I cannot wait to partake in it
anon
the dead internet theory is TRUE
fentphone
this is one of the last non dead places on the internet
fentphone
it needs to be protected
anon
Then why is my internet dead HMMM?
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I think that the algorithms mainly end up making it feel more dead than it is
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but personally I do all I can to only engage w things made by real peeps n support them n not use platforms that force me to see stuff that's not
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take the care u peeps need, though, to find your own corners of real people you care for n enjoy being around
anon
cutie
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sweetie . .
anon
Saeki, if I were the generalissimo of a small carribbean nation would you still think I was sweet?
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I mean mostly depends on what u do
but yeh
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trying to find a crack of the newer updates of dung n degen gamblers
>>728685
anon
>>728685
bloober if I was generalissimo of a small carribbean nation would you marry me?
>>728687
0.1378% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728686
i would marry you regardless
0.1379% laptopbooger!boymodewng
god the more time i spend here (not the website but where I'm living) the more i hate it, it's crazy it's like it's growing on me the opposite way
>>728690
anon
>>728688
One day I will own a ranch out in New Mexico and we can raise cattle together
>>728692
0.1380% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728690
.play cows around corb lund
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i miss cows
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i saw a farm when i was exploring and i had like a pavlov dog excited reaction because of how much i miss home
>>728699
fentphone
every day I think about untwisting and untangling these strings im in
0.1383% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728697
hi
anon
>>728694
Well, one day, one day you will raise long horns with me
fentphone
someday we’re gonna go some place where we can pet the crocodiles
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found a torrent, hmmmm
Luca
>>728703
let's see if my script downloaded gondola wallpaper threads
0.1385% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728710
no.
Luca
yes
0.1386% laptopbooger!boymodewng
NO
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hot, desolate, desert wasteland, hot, hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hto itho htio thio thiot hito hiot HIOT OHOT HOT HIOT THO THIOT HOT HOT HOT
Luca
you haven't been to the part of arizona I am talking about
Luca
we used to get snow that would cover our cars for weeks
0.1388% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh then i like arizona
anon
SKYRIM
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what's up with skyrim
anon
I am playing it
anon
hot
anon
oh my GOD
anon
my internet just came back on all at once
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watching the hunter biden interview right now
anon
and like a gorillion things started happening my laptop is crashing aaaa
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seems like a good dude tbh
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hope he doesn't get involved in politics
>>728733
anon
hold together little buddy please!!!
anon
>>728731
IDK he is a pariah but to be honest I appreciated his opinions and such, and I think he had a good, albeit vulgar, analysis
>>728738
0.1394% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i don't think he's a paraiah, depends on the spaces you inhabit i guess, around here anything to do with biden will get you looked at weird but in liberal spaces probably not
>>728736
anon
vulgar refering to more "simple", though he is also vulgar in terms of swearing
anon
>>728734
Oh no, you underestimate how insanely backstabbed Biden was and also how much Hunter was thrown under the bus
anon
at best a moderate liberal thinks he's a fucked up daddy's boy that never made anything of himself
0.1395% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i disagree with that assement, i also kinda disagree with the backstabbing of biden
>>728743
fentmom
i wonder if hunter biden can use his bwc as speed running tech. stick with me here, he delivers the doom dick (sexual move only avaliable to hung guys) against tht ground and basically uses it to pogo or bunny hop across the map
0.1396% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i thiknk he shouldn't have ran, but i also think once the decision was made for him to run they probably shouldn't have switched
anon
>>728739
I just never see a good thing said about him, even from his exact core base
0.1397% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah that's because of this
anon
I literally always have to defend him from everyone I know
fentmom
i call this the bwc bounce
>>728751
fentmom
hunter biden probably flies across the map like a higher levelled morrowwind mage and they have to build item shops in mid air for guys with big dicks who are speedrunning irl and need to refill on mana and shit while they're B*C bouncing and flying around mid air
>>728753
Luca
>>728745
scary how decision trees are used in classification problems
anon
>>728747
This tech is truly overpowered
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like idk i think the internet was prpobably a mistake in some ways
anon
>>728748
I just find it hilarious that the average /pol/fag circa 2020 knew the exact shape, girth, and vascularity of his cock
>>728754
fentmom
>>728753
look LOOK HE HAS A BIG DICK!!! YOU CANT WIN THE ELECTION NOW
fentmom
[hunter biden escapes from the haters at 100mph flying thru the air]
0.1400% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728749
and it's pushed from everyone for some reason. IDK what to do about it
>>728757
anon
>>728756
Yes, I know, and Biden caught the absolute worst of it, where his insane legislative success in the face of a harsh legislature is jist.... ignored...
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i think that the reason biden caught the worst of it was foreign interference unironically
>>728760
fentmom
now imagine B*C bounce but on meth, hunter was probably achieving truly amazing speeds and heights that we didnt think was possible in the game
>>728762
anon
>>728758
That's true, but the point being, Hunter is never going to be in politics lole
>>728763
0.1402% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728760
i wouldn't count this out
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the only reason i wouldn't want him to go into politics is because he seems like a genuinely good dude, and i feel like him going into politics would ruin him basically, especially with the addiction stuff, but that's just me being parasocial lol
fentmom
>>728762
i cant remember seeing it exactly but it was a nice looking long penis girthy too
0.1404% laptopbooger!boymodewng
idk his policies he seems like a basic dem if i had to guess, maybe a bit right of his dad
>>728770
fentmom
7-8.5 inches, aka "the nice penis zone"
fentmom
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the funniest shit is that despite the fact he was a vet junkie he took all these "woaawww im in my first ch*ms*x sesh 16 hours in woaaww" type selfies althroughout it
fentmom
truly a sense of wonder that ha snever left this man
anon
>>728766
I suspect that he would be very similar to his dad, strikes me as the principled liberal, ie a moderate that isn't moderate just to appeal to Republicans but because he actually very strongly aligns with those positions (just like me fr fr)
0.1405% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah but he served on a lot of boards so i could see him being a bit more right, but i would doubt he would be like... fuck the trannies kinda guy
>>728776
fentmom
now lets talk about amy klobuchar
fentmom
if she just dropped that thing and showed what she could do on stage
fentmom
she would have won the nom easily
anon
>>728771
Well one of his big stand out points was saying "My Dad doesn't really understand this stuff, he's a catholic from scranton, but he cares about these people, he respects their right to exist, and he fights against the Trumpian instinct" or something along those lines. As in, I know he would be pro-trans
fentmom
hunter and that gay republican guy should form a new party
>>728781
fentmom
the Dudes Rock Party
0.1407% laptopbooger!boymodewng
tbf the US policy on trannies from like the 40 is basically idgaf
>>728785
0.1408% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's only recently they started to care as much
anon
>>728777
As an addendum to this, I was thinking about this earlier, the Lincoln Project (right wing, anti-trump PAC) legitimately put out an ad where they said they wanted to put Stephen Miller and pro-Trump Fed guys into Alligator Alcatraz and essentially have it be like a concentration camp and I kept whispering "based" under my breath. Goddamn how do right wingers do righteous anger so much better than lefties like holy shit
0.1409% laptopbooger!boymodewng
this is my hottest take, i think the republicans will loop back around to being a left wing party after trump and i think it will be funny
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like i think they don't even have an identiy at this point and i think once trump dies or loses, the party will schizsm hard
anon
>>728779
I think that Biden's record on trans rights will be looked at somewhat fondly in regards to the fact that we were in a reconstruction-tier cultural backslide on LGBT issues and he dug his feet in to keep the line where it was hard
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yeh he was good on that
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also the infrastructure bill was good
anon
I can understand the desire for more, but like, people in this country are fucking insane right now and their entire position is dictated by girlcock, so all that considered, holding the line here is a big enough deal to warrant some credit
0.1414% laptopbooger!boymodewng
the deficit was pissing me off, but i don't expect anyone here to get why, but he was also technically better than trump on that, and honestly, there was covid and a lot of other issues, why it was so high, but its still a problem
>>728790
anon
>>728789
Oh god, okay alot of Biden's early deficit shit was a carry over from Trump's Tax Cut and Jobs Act, ie he specifically set certain provisions to sunset at the start of Biden's term because he thought his re-election bid would go through and yada yada, basically when people talk about Biden's deficit, it's like:
1 It was a crisis, this is literally the exact time for deficit spending
2 Alot of the deficit was carry over from the previous admin
3 He was reducing deficit spending at the end of his tenure and also the Democrat appetite for deficit spending is just nothing compared to mister 2 trillion and counting for no reason
0.1415% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah i know it's still bad for the country that the deficit was basically at ww2 level spending, which trump has officially made i think more than ww2 level spending
0.1416% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but tbf the US is in a very unique position in regards to deficit spending, and maybe in his second term he would have reduced it. But IDK i think that was something he was weak on
0.1417% laptopbooger!boymodewng
like the fact that trump didn't get liss trussed by the market is purely because the US is the world reserve currency lmao
anon
I think the economy is going to absolutely fucking crater
anon
Some Republican put in something with the DOJ against Jerome Powell
anon
And Jerome Powell is like legit like
anon
It's also fucking hilarious that Trump apparently just forgot that he was the one that appointed Powell in the first plalce
0.1418% laptopbooger!boymodewng
sorry one second i am just dealing with a work thing
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weird
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i'm back
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#ksay saeki
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#ksay twink anon
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#ksay luca
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#ksay anti (labby)
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#ksay straw girl
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#ksay shrimp
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#ksay lori
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#ksay lain
0.1429% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728807
work was trying to give me more money so i had to set them straight
>>728816
anon
Ah I see
0.1430% laptopbooger!boymodewng
nah but they messed up one of my expense reports and i was pretty sure if they figured it out i would have to pay it back anyways lol
0.1431% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i entered it right but they changed it to be entered wrong >:(
anon
You should have TAKEN THE MONEY and SCAMMED YOUR BOSS and YOUR COMPANY and YOUR COWORKERS
>>728818
0.1432% laptopbooger!boymodewng
a job
0.1433% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728815
i wish but it had to go to the big manager so they'd probably see it and get mad at me thinking i did it wrong to scam them so this is just my covering my ass, altho i think they can see who changed it so maybe not
>>728819
anon
>>728818
They can definitely see who changed it
0.1434% laptopbooger!boymodewng
who is burisma
>>728821
anon
Okay that's the whole "Hunter Biden influence peddling in Ukraine" conspiracy
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is it a call of duty villian
anon
Essentially so that MAGA can engage in thought terminating behavior when you point to Trump's behavior in Ukraine
anon
It's an energy company
0.1436% laptopbooger!boymodewng
eh lame joke
anon
The interview kinda covers it
anon
And like, it's tough for Hunter to say it without coming off as biased
anon
but like, he's completely right, the whole investigation was such insane horse shit
anon
and the fact that Fox news tried to put out a story about him having connections to a goddamn wuhan virus lab, as though like "Hunter Biden caused Covid" is fucking insane
0.1437% laptopbooger!boymodewng
is channel 5 going to be the left wing joe rogan
anon
I hope tbh
anon
Because I am glad they are also
anon
giving like the moderate lefties a fair shake
anon
Like they are actually bringing on everyone from the left, not just like the Hasan Pikers of the world
0.1438% laptopbooger!boymodewng
who's hasan piker
anon
Oh come on, I know you know that I know that you know who Hasan Piker is
0.1439% laptopbooger!boymodewng
is that the guy who said it was funny to rape rich woman
anon
That sounds like something he would say
labby
i dont particularly care about hasan
>>728844
0.1440% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play [YouTube]
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oh i found it yeah it is lmao
anon
God I hate that my opinion on broader left wing unity makes it so that I can't hate Hasan too much
0.1442% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728840
LABBY OMG HIHIHIHIHIH
labby
hi boog
labby
he is a big leftist content creator therefore he is actually just some dipass
labby
the only good one is hbomberguy
>>728848
0.1443% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728847
ok you're going to hate me for this
>>728854
0.1444% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i thought the plagarism video... was a lil bit cringe BUT i agreed with some of his points
anon
I post bald under every single hbomberguy video and never watch them
0.1445% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i thought his vaccine one was really good if you're being serious
0.1446% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you could also watch the illuminaosity? whatever girl if you just want to watch a copy that isn't credited to him
0.1447% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>:)
labby
>>728848
funny bald man makes long videos with plot twists
anon
As a vague aside
anon
I didn't know that Atrioc was the guy that got caught masturbating to AI deepfakes of Ludwig's girlfriend lmao
0.1448% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ah yeah
0.1449% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that was a long time ago
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and it wasn't of ludwigs girlfriend, it was an unrrelated person, but she was on the website that he purchased from, and it was confirmed he only purcahsed it once
>>728863
labby
who are all these people
0.1451% laptopbooger!boymodewng
hhbomber guy?
labby
yeah i know that one
anon
>>728859
I don't really know tbh, I've just been watching his vids and then I put two and two together and I was like "OH WAIT THAT'S THE GUY???"
0.1452% laptopbooger!boymodewng
imagine watching a streamers youtube videos ICANT
>>728865
labby
i only watch sea of thieves sweats
labby
so that i may one day become a sea of thieves sweat
>>728868
0.1453% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728867
i'm, a sea of thieves sweat
labby
doubt
fentphone
lily phillips your the lengist ting i seen in my pathetic life
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test
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haiiii
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sorry some network stuff happened that's not worth explaining
>>728878
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I got the game setup tho
fentphone
>>728875
this was me when it was sunny and I was walking around in just shorts
fentphone
i had to cover the girls in case they caused a situation
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ty for defending me from the boog
>>728890
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boog wants to steal my Ethernet cables
lain from computers
boog wants to steam u like a brocoollii
lain from computers
VEGETAL
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if it wasn't me, yummy(?)
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lel
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nyooo
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I feel like there's surely some tagged image for this but I have no idea wut
0.1455% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728881
WHAT
0.1456% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i would never
0.1458% laptopbooger!boymodewng
so is twink i guess
>>728895
anon
I sleep
lain from computers
>>728892
im going to TAKE you and TOSS you into a cotton candy fountain
>>728913
nonners
>>728897
being based can send you to hell
0.1459% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no..
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I'm trying to eat more, now, cus I lost weight I already needed more than
>>728908
nicu
good morning libpol
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gmmmmm
anon
i love you!
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::heart blahaj
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::heart boymoder
0.1460% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728902
i will spoonfeed you
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:(
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or do the bird thing
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<3
0.1462% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728898
U WANT SOMEONE TO DO THE BIRD THING TO YOU???
labby
saek i wd never not toss u
labby
I'm a tran of my word
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aww
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<3
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I eep in a min but ily n worms
0.1463% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why are you eepy\
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cus I've overworked self today a bit
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nini
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ily peeps appreciate worms
labby
bwaaaa i didnt sleep at all this night
>>728933
labby
might just stay awake 2 day to fix sleep schedule a bit
sæкі
>>728931
hug
will tuck in 2gether
sæкі
sweet dreams qts
labby
dreams of worm
labby
its 8:30 now so if i sleep now my schedule becomes ultra fucked
>>728938
0.1464% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>728936
literally 20 to midnight
0.1465% laptopbooger!boymodewng
idiot
straw bury
#ksay schlerp schlorp slurp gulp shlurp schlorp
straw bury
the wyrms are all asleep maybe i will give them all a kiss on the forehead as they sleep and then tiptoe off to bed myself tee hee
straw bury
god everything hurts so much
straw bury
oh shit my estrogen
finch
worms
finch
THE WORMS! THE WORMS! THE WORMS!
>>728948
ずんだmoder
why did God make me a tranny:(
finch
being a tranny is a symptom of having a divine soul you are better than everyone else
Rosie
real
Rosie
can’t sleep :[
finch
same
anon
blutiger aero
nonners
reminder that im right and youre wrong
labby
i am gods perfect little angel and therefore all my opinions are heavensent thus true
labby
yours are earthly and smelly
shrimp
halo3 combat evolved
labby
>>728959
>:(
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando
mobilerose!!UTCPvC12Ac
is me !
anon
no way rose orlando real??
nonners
hmm today i will vote third party
anon
DO I PASS ORI SI TO VE
fujo
*lurk lurk lurk*
fujo
i am a lurker...
nonners
stop lurking you fucking lurker!
>>728972
nonners
you lurking lurker
romeo
nyoom
nonners
#say shlerp
labby
#ksay shroimp
booger (phone)!boymodewng
me at work
booger (phone)!boymodewng
me on phone
booger (phone)!boymodewng
me on lib pol on phone on work
straw bury
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booger (phone)!boymodewng
straw girl gorl
straw bury
:3
straw bury
labby labby labby labby labby labby labby labby
labby
hi straw
straw bury
:3
nicu
just built my new pc
nicu
gotta install something on it
nicu
gonna go with arch because im too lazy to mess with gentoo
straw bury
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straw bury
:3
straw bury
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straw bury
:3
anon
>>728989
Bloober are you still on, I have something to DM you lol
anon
And it's not sexual harassment
straw bury
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anon
Hi
straw bury
:3
anon
I think she's at work, oh well
nonners
why is it called from software?
nonners
from what?

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