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davesprite
actually missouri maybe gets a higher ranking
davesprite
my car still has louisiana plates
when i get new ones i will pretend i lost them so i can keep my pelican plate forever :>
>>729213
ty <3
although hopefully in like a month i will be able to cover rent at just like, an apartment of my own
that's the plan anyway
anon
>>729214
Louisiana pretty consistently ranks second to last on most metrics, only beaten by mississippi, we also had our government try to force the ten commandments into every public school and our governor is reintroducing the spoils system
>>729219
davesprite
hahaha imagine being from mississippi imagine if i was from mississippi and about to go spend like weeks in mississippi wouldn't that be a loser move to be born in mississippi
good thing i totally wasn't
davesprite
>>729217
spoils system is so good but only when the governor is huey long
he must be reanimated
davesprite
kingfish foreverrrr
davesprite
i bet if you brought huey long back from the dead he would apologize to the woke crowd for brownie points and then go all like hardcore center left secessionist or some crazy shit
i have to imagine he wouldn't be a trump guy even though he probably would be otherwise i can't simp for him anymore
davesprite
i don't know what the fuck i am talking about at this point somebody talk about something else before i post more problematic huey long takes
davesprite
the fbi shot martin luther king
bill clinton is a pedophile
i am not suicida--
davesprite
this is what happens when you people just let me schizopost somebody really needs to round up some more users who can bash on me or just talk over my nonsense geez
davesprite
.play rosebot butterflies
davesprite
wish me luck getting work done in my alleyway behind the dumpster anons
romeo
kaboom!!!
romeo
i
romeo
i bought the ruikasa plushies
romeo
they were $43
finch
hi worms
fujo
>>729160
#refute

ah yes, the classic "sigma grindset" cope of people who’ve confused being emotionally stunted with having discipline. let’s dismantle this fragile ego trap piece by piece.

first, the whole "sigma" "beta" dichotomy is just recycled alpha male nonsense dressed up in a greasy leather jacket to seem deeper. it’s not a personality—it’s a corporate self-help grift selling pathetic fantasy hierarchies to people who peaked in high school gym class. if you genuinely bought into this, congrats, you’ve monetized your inferiority complex.

second, "can’t handle my grindset"? hilarious. obsessing over some performative hustle aesthetic isn’t resilience—it’s a publicly-tracked midlife crisis. real work ethic doesn’t need a brand. you’re mistaking chronic overcompensation for success. meanwhile, actual competent people are busy achieving things without turning their entire existence into a bad motivational youtube short.

and "made for these streets"? please. conflating pathological detachment with toughness is how edgy 14-year-olds flex before they learn nuance. life isn’t a mob movie. touch grass, talk to a therapist, and maybe you’ll realize adult capability isn’t measured by how badly you cosplay a gta npc.

but sure, keep "winning" by deepthroating the boots of entrepreneurial influencers who’d scam you for their next lambo. we’ll be over here in reality.
anon
hello
anon
finally got my pc working
anon
this is nicuanon
romeo
>>729234
im more of a sigma male than you and i literally bring stuffed animals around with me everywhere
romeo
im humgry
straw bury
god save dave
straw bury
>>729242
#edit this to say that i am actually going to eat a sandwich, but use a ton of like 4chan blackpill vocabulary like attaching cel and maxxing at the end of sentences also call out luca for misusing the sites features to torment me. also describe what type of sandwich i am eating: it is on whole grain bread with ham, lettuce and tomato. i also like to put onmayo on the sandwich sometimes. also randomly diss carl in the middle of the post.
straw bury
>>729242
>when im feeling extra bussy
Luca
>Also Carl is a low-T NPC who probably eats plain bread like a wagecuck
holy kek
straw bury
waow
Luca
>>729242
#change Terry Davis style rant about 6502 assembly language and how terrible the person writing this rant is
>>729251
straw bury
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
straw bury
>TERRIBLE PERSON. TERRIBLE SANDWICH EATER.
straw bury
sandwichcucks in shambles rn
Luca
>>729254
#change Make this statement seem pathetic and also compliment everyone's favorite motorola processor
straw bury
labby labby ^w^
labby
>>729254
#edit make this post about grubs
labby
im eating pistachios rn
labby
goated nut
labby
i fw nuts heavy thank u evolution for inventing them
labby
im like a woodland animal scavenging rn
labby
I've figured out how to open the hard shell of various nuts and foods and now i will procreate because i have an evolutionary sfvantage
straw bury
mrowwww 3:
straw bury
>>729277
im calling the paladins
labby
.play all paladins are bastards
labby
my evasive manuever
straw bury
sippin that elixir
labby
i cast spell of resist arrest
straw bury
.play wizard fistfight
labby
wizard fistfights are a copout
labby
duels should be about magic knowledge
>>729292
straw bury
>>729291
an ancient ghoul who cant even walk without magic wrote this
>>729293
anon
I accidentally turned this island nation into an atheist state
anon
i'm procrastinating because i'm procrastinating and that stresses me out so i'm procrastinating and stressing out
rosie
hey gang :]]]]]
anon
hello gang gang
labby
heyhi
anon
heyhi to you as well
labby
#ai explain why grubs have changed the meta forever

grubs are a fucking nightmare because they hard counter most traditional movement-heavy playstyles. their sheer tankiness combined with absurd burst damage means dive characters get immediately shut down, forcing everybody into sustain-heavy poke comps just to survive. plus, their cc chains are brutal—once you're caught, it's over. now metas revolve around baiting grub cooldowns or just running more grubs yourself. games feel slower, more punishing, and way more cheese-based. it's shifted priorities to just surviving instead of playing aggressively. sucks for anyone who liked fast-paced fights.
explain why grubs have changed the meta forever
>>729303
labby
total grub victory
labby
>>729301
#reply
is there a good way to counter grubs?

grubs ruined soloq because they reward button-mashing over skill. their combos are so forgiving that even a braindead player can delete you if they land one lucky stun. entire teamfights now hinge on who blows grub cooldowns first. movement tech? useless. outplaying? laughable. you either draft grubs or draft anti-grub cheese—meta feels like rock paper scissors now.
anon
i'm going to run more grubs
anon
thank you
anon
It's not possible, there's just no fucking way, this is an out of season april fools joke
anon
>>729306
oh hell no, this is 100% going to become an expected thing for you to do to receive certain 'benefits'
anon
Hold on I need to venmo the government real quick
>>729311
anon
Nah the donation to the treasury thing has been around for a while, as dumb as it is, it's just fucking hilarious that they are now asking for it via fucking venmo
anon
>>729306
that's so absurd
US gov should launch an accompanying live stream from presidential office, swimming pools with nickelodeon slime and shit for fundraising
anon
Donald Trump doing a tiktok live battle with Chuck Schumer would go hard
>>729317
anon
>>729306
that's so absurd
US gov should launch an accompanying live stream from presidential office, swimming pools with nickelodeon slime and shit for fundraising
anon
wait did i just doublepost
anon
>>729314
livestreamed, Info Wars sponsored charity stream of Donald Trump, Elon Musk and some other deranged american billionares trying to survive on pure bug meat
anon
::meow
0.1466% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i done work now
>>729321
0.1468% laptopbooger!boymodewng
how art thou
anon
on my way to fry my brain by reading local news (they're fucking ai-generated brainrot)
good night frens
>>729329
labby
>>729326
what kinda local news is using ai
anon
Ed
0.1469% laptopbooger!boymodewng
hello?
anon
hi
anon
#say cows
anon
#say cows
anon
#say cows
labby
#ksay grubs
Luca
#say cock
anon
#say penis
Luca
#say dick
anon
#say don't say rude things
Luca
#say rude things
anon
#say brat
Luca
#say homo
anon
#say yes
Luca
#say that's me
labby
#ksay you will repent for your sins god willing
Luca
#say I will never repent for being a homosexual
labby
#ksay the flames of hell await you
Luca
#say big cocks also await me
>>729355
labby
#ksay thats your problem
Luca
#say I would hardly call it a problem
straw bury
#ksay OOOOHHHH GOD!!!!!!!! OHHHH OHH!!!!! AAHHHE !!!!!! AAEEEE!!!!! AAEEUGHHGH UUAAAHHH UWAWWHHHH IOOOUUFF FFFFUUUCCKKKK AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
labby
#ksay haha hard
labby
#ksay where is my gloopy glingkus??????????? where oh... where can my gluppy, gloppys,,, glampo have gone?????????
straw bury
#ksay glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle
labby
#ksay i cant find my klippus klappel!!!!!
labby
#ksay my glemple klemple tremple???? my gloopy doopem floopke??????
straw bury
#ksay i have taken ur gleppus flumpkle away from u labby. ur flumpky glumpsker
>>729366
labby
>>729364
#ksay straw girl why would you take my brellum bimple???????
straw bury
#ksay rare delicacy >:3
labby
#ksay please give back my gloopley krumpkle!!!! my glinble gloobums!!!!!!!!! i need it for my,,,,, my family!!!!
straw bury
#ksay mmmmmm thats sum good flumkle flempk... thats prime glapple glabler right there
straw bury
#ksay no i quite like being in posession of this yumple glumbie..... this flugle frilk
anon
#say they will starve
labby
#ksay please........ i need my qwumcle brukle!!!!! my glertly burmply broingus!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
>>729372
#say allow me time to come up with my thesis which I will defend with evidence
>>729375
labby
#ksay straw girl..... i will do anything to get my hrunple goinply back!!!!
straw bury
#ksay aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anything u say,.............................
straw bury
#ksay very well..... if u wish to reclaim ur flakle flemgle.... ur uempkes aeumpgle............ u must uhhhhh pet me ehehehehehehe :3 and tell me that im cute and then i will return ur trikple flimpke
>>729380
anon
>>729375
#say interesting proposition, I agree
labby
13439.gif
>>729378
::pet
#ksay okay...... you are cute even though you stole my flumpie groingle
straw bury
#ksay yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *pukes up the masticatedd remains of ur gluhbes glehner
labby
#ksay i can rebuild my groingus ruttle
straw bury
#ksay * forces them back together like a piece of clay, thus repairing ur truglmplek fleplgme
labby
#ksay a good end to a devious grewmple floimploi incident......
anon
They don't tell you this in high school, but
#say cows
labby
#ksay i think i did my estrogen twice today
0.1473% laptopbooger!boymodewng
15537.jpg
::flirt
labby
#ksay osteoporosis time
straw bury
>>729392
yes yes ur very cute when u hop up and down joyously carl
labby
>>729392
#ksay i hate him and will have him summarily excecuted
straw bury
hes still gonna be jumping like this when hes behind the bars. this is what his jail cell guard is gonna see
anon
#say WHAT THE FUCK????
labby
#ksay you heard me
anon
Hold on I am setting up like four monitors connected to my laptop
labby
#ksay he will be baked
anon
#say I'm baked lole
labby
#ksay haha weed
labby
#ksay if a grub is not fat enough it may stay underground
anon
whoopsies
Randal (from Ranfren)
Da fattest grubbest mf ever
labby
#ksay the fattest grub wins that year's award
labby
#ksay in grub civilization........
anon
#say hello gamers
labby
#ksay shrimp
Luca
#say i eagerly await your thesis, twinkanon
>>729414
anon
>>729412
#say okay allow me to put it together
straw bury
>>729406
but luca!!!!!! i am in love with booger!!!!!! i dont care about the consecwences!!!!!!!!!!
>>729429
labby
#ksay straw you are a homosexual
>>729419
Randal (from Ranfren)
You know what's german for civil war? Bürgeekrieg
>>729422>>729421
labby
#ksay you cant hide behind silly cat emojies forever
anon
Civil War
straw bury
13417.jpg
::kitty
#ksay meoooewwww meowrrr mrawwww maooowwww miaow miaow mewewewe mewowe mewom omewom weomweowm wemoewm ROSE ROSE WMOWEM MEWO MEOW MEWO WMEOME WOMEWOMEW MIAOWWW PURRRR MIAOW
>>729432
Randal (from Ranfren)
Burger war
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i washed my clothes today but i had to go out to my friends house to use her drier
labby
#ksay hi rose orlando
Luca
>>729416
be careful and cast carefully
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and then i made her come out with me to the city centre n we stayed out until like after midngiht lmao
labby
>>729424
#ksay begone homosexual beast
Luca
#say does anyone else like the way men smell?
>>729441
labby
#ksay no
straw bury
hi rose hi rose ^w^
anon
#say who wants some man smell
>>729440
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im rose orlando
straw bury
i smelled a guy last night he smelled ok
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiiiiii straw bury
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wanna cuddle my crush rn tho uweh
anon
#say they smell nice as fuck
>>729460
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my crush smells rlly nice even tho she like uses deodorant :(
>>729448>>729449
labby
#ksay women smell nice
straw bury
i smelled a guy and then he put out 2 cigs on my chest it hurt kinda but it was rlly fun
labby
i dont let my wife use deodorant when im with her
0.1474% laptopbooger!boymodewng
LABBY YOU DON'T>
>>729453
Randal (from Ranfren)
Not so shrimple
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>729448
she doesnt rlly have a strong body smell even when she sweats anyways so when she uses deodorant its like :/// whyyy
straw bury
#glegle
straw bury
#glegle
straw bury
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo glee gloo
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i like how she smells anyways i like to hug her and sniff her
Randal (from Ranfren)
Pokemon....
labby
#ksay i sniff my wife like a dog for the bit
straw bury
#ksay real
labby
#ksay gleegloo
labby
>>729466
#ksay i dont know what you were referring to
labby
#ksay it was genuinely unclear
0.1476% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO EITHER
Randal (from Ranfren)
Confused Booger...
0.1477% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU DOJN'T KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU KNOW DON'T KNOW THAT DON'T KNOW KNOW THAT KNOW KNOW THAT KNOW THAT DON'T DKNOW THAKT
>>729474>>729475>>729482
anon
>>729460
#say earthy and heady, discourages thought
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>729472
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy eh
labby
#ksay i like women smell
labby
#ksay when my wife does manual labor
Randal (from Ranfren)
#ksay she took the kids
>>729480
Luca
#say I will never smell women
>>729481
labby
>>729478
#ksay her dipass roommate is trying to take our chud son
Randal (from Ranfren)
#ksay Karen please let me see my son again
straw bury
#ksay protect chud youths
labby
#ksay her roommate keeps trying to act like our chud son is her chud son its very annoying
>>729487
labby
>>729485
im genuinely pissed off at this person she just keeps imitating me and wife
>>729489
labby
>>729487
got literally the exact same army jacket as me from the same dump store a week after i got it
>>729491
labby
>>729491
and now keeps copying in jokes or things me nd wife say
labby
its incredibly infuriating
Randal (from Ranfren)
Keep those twinks coming
anon
>>729492
#say yes, you are inherently based
labby
#ksay im gonna bomb my wife's stupid roommate
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play im boutta bomb this whole plane
anon
#say low on tobacco, low on time, high on blood alcohol content
Randal (from Ranfren)
Why was Red on mt. Silver tho? Vacation?
labby
#ksay i wanna drink several beerd
labby
#ksay i accidentslly had a sip of alcohol a few days ago and it reminded me of why i suffer from alcoholism
Randal (from Ranfren)
Donkey Kong Country
labby
#ksay donkey kong country
Luca
#say Konkey Dong Country
anon
LMAO
anon
Okay, audio from this site
anon
is coming from the TV
anon
even though this is in the right workspace
labby
#ksay FAGGOT
Randal (from Ranfren)
From someone's buttcrack
labby
#ksay HOMO
Luca
#say HE KEEPS FUCKING US, HELP
labby
#ksay HELP HELP HELP IM TRAPPED IN TWINKS TV
anon
#say no, you are staying in there along with my tropico 4 island
anon
#say I am passing social security
labby
#ksay LET ME OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
#say you will work in the Rum Distillery
labby
#ksay LET ME OUT OR ILL DELETE YOUR SAVEFILE
anon
#say too late, I have already put you to work in the Rum Distillery
labby
#ksay Im living in the code.......
Luca
#say can i be the presidential advisor
anon
#say idk I'd have to hire you to be minister of defense, since that's the only one I lack
>>729528
labby
#ksay help help help
labby
#ksay let me go or ill cause an accident at the rum distillery
anon
#say I never build a military so
Luca
>>729524
#say I'll just be your secretary, make sure you're on time
anon
#say my secretary is going to do a little more than that
Luca
#say i'm not qualified for the job
anon
#say (I fuck my secretary)
labby
#ksay faggots
anon
#say don't worry, you are more than qualified
anon
#say alright this is the jankiest set up
anon
#say I have an HDMI splitter, on one screen is my terminal, then my TV is tropico, then laptop is this, but all sound is going through the TV
Luca
#say what terminal emulator are you using?
anon
#say terminator
anon
#say cows
Luca
#say balls
anon
#say big ol' balls
Luca
#say hairy, SAGGY, large ol' balls
anon
#say I shave my balls, but I've been told I have old man balls ):
Luca
#say what does that even mean?
anon
#say really makes you think
anon
#say itsa me a mario
anon
on my phone :)
anon
.play idk some funny stuff
anon
.play phonk trollface 1 hour
anon
lonely FRIDAY
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why is this site so dead
booger (phone)!boymodewng
also i have a question
labby
what is yhe question
booger (phone)!boymodewng
am i crazy
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’ve been like mistaking things for other things and then when i look it’s not the thing i thought it was
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like i was driving and i thought i saw someone walking in a military uniform like camo but it was just someone walking and i think they were like behind leaves basically
>>729565
anon
Does anyone know how to submit a community note on Xitter
anon
I need a goddamn phone number linked to my account what the fuck
booger (phone)!boymodewng
idk
anon
Someone spread propaganda about my specific pet interest and I MUST CORRECT THEM
>>729563
fentphone
hi
fentphone
ohhhh it so hard being so sexy
0.1480% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i am also tired lmao
anon
>>729565
You thought someone who was obscured by leaves was wearing something designed to make the person look like they are obscured by leaves
>>729568
0.1481% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>729567
yeah but then when i looked and it wasn't my peripherial i saw it so like
0.1482% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh shit 6 more until i need to skip
anon
I think you are probably completely fine
>>729571
0.1483% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>729570
shut up with your logic i am trying to SPIRAL
anon
I am arguing with random twitter people about Cuba
0.1484% laptopbooger!boymodewng
cuba more like cuba
0.1485% laptopbooger!boymodewng
blehl
0.1486% laptopbooger!boymodewng
bleh
0.1487% laptopbooger!boymodewng
bleh
0.1489% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok were good just so i didn't forget to skip it
anon
oh you had to skip the magic number
>>729581
fentphone
bbws
anon
Yes
0.1490% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>729578
yeah
0.1491% laptopbooger!boymodewng
becaise i eepy and hafta be up at 4 for work
0.1492% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and then i don't get off work until like 4 pst
anon
12 hour shift?
0.1493% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no it's 10 hours
0.1494% laptopbooger!boymodewng
6-4
anon
4 days a week or 5?
0.1495% laptopbooger!boymodewng
4
0.1496% laptopbooger!boymodewng
400 days a week
0.1497% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's a crazy schedule
0.1498% laptopbooger!boymodewng
400 days on 400 off
0.1499% laptopbooger!boymodewng
real hard core shit
anon
You get furlough
anon
Honestly I wouldn't mind one of those hardcore jobs that's like 6 days a week 10 hours a day for 4 weeks then you get 2 week furlough
0.1500% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ai my job is 800 days on and 800 days off is this a healthy work schedule

800 days straight is insane unless you're like a deep space astronaut or something. no way that's healthy physically or mentally. that's over 2 years without a break. most people burn out way before that even in high intensity jobs.

800 days off sounds sweet at first but humans need routine and purpose. bet you'd feel totally aimless by month 3. that kinda radical on/off cycle would wreck your circadian rhythms, social life, and sense of stability.

there's a reason basically zero jobs operate on this schedule. even oil rig workers and antarctic researchers get more frequent rotations. if this is real, you should seriously question what employer would think this is reasonable. smells like exploitation disguised as "generous time off".
my job is 800 days on and 800 days off is this a healthy work schedule
>>729598
straw bury
>>729597
1500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0.1501% laptopbooger!boymodewng
pussies
0.1502% laptopbooger!boymodewng
grind for 800 days, then chill for 800 that seems like a good schedule
anon
#ai you a bitch

lmao stay mad
you a bitch
fentphone
#ai I love Bbws

nice try fed.
I love Bbws
fentphone
woowwwwwww
fentphone
#smartai I love Bbws

It sounds like you appreciate and admire the beauty of BBWs (Big Beautiful Women). Body diversity is a natural and wonderful aspect of human existence, and attraction to fuller figures has been celebrated across cultures for centuries.

From an anthropological perspective, preferences for curvaceous body types have deep historical roots—think Renaissance art glorifying voluptuous forms or classical fertility symbols like the Venus of Willendorf. Modern research in evolutionary psychology suggests that some individuals are biologically predisposed to find softer, more ample physiques appealing due to associations with health, fertility, and nurturing qualities.

Aesthetic appreciation should always be grounded in respect—recognizing that all bodies deserve dignity regardless of size. If your admiration stems from genuine attraction rather than fetishization (which can objectify), then embracing this preference while maintaining empathy and mindfulness is key.

Would you like insights on how media representation has shaped perceptions of plus-size beauty? Or perhaps literature celebrating body positivity movements? There’s much nuance worth exploring here intelligently.
I love Bbws
fentphone
stfu faget
fentphone
There’s much nuance worth exploring here intelligently.
straw bury
#ai im fucking a different big booty goth bitch every single night and u cant even leave ur house out of fear. stay mad bitch

uhh... oh.
im fucking a different big booty goth bitch every single night and u cant even leave ur house out of fear. stay mad bitch
>>729610
anon
BBWs are alright yeah
fentphone
bbw
0.1503% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>729607
u are
0.1504% laptopbooger!boymodewng
a
0.1505% laptopbooger!boymodewng
straw
>>729614
straw bury
>>729612
i would give them all up for u
fentphone
bbw
anon
#ai how many big booty goth bitches are there in Seattle?

no official census on that. seattle's definitely got a big goth scene though, so your odds are decent. just hit up the right clubs or cafes and keep your eyes open.
how many big booty goth bitches are there in Seattle?
anon
#smartai statistical analysis of the number of big booty goth bitches in Seattle

While the phrase "big booty goth bitches" is colloquial and lacks formal academic or governmental documentation, we can approach this inquiry with a structured analytical framework by examining relevant demographic, subcultural, and anthropometric data for Seattle.

### **1. Demographic Context: Goth Subculture in Seattle**
Seattle has historically been a hub for alternative subcultures, including goth communities. According to ethnographic studies of urban subcultures (e.g., Hodkinson’s *Goth: Identity, Style and Subculture*), cities with strong music scenes (such as Seattle's legacy in grunge and darkwave) foster higher concentrations of gothic aesthetics. However, quantifying exact numbers requires indirect estimation due to lack of census-level specificity on subcultural affiliation.

- **Approximate Goth Population:** If we conservatively estimate that 0.5%-1% of Seattle’s ~734k residents actively identify with the goth scene (~3,670–7,340 individuals), further segmentation would be necessary.
- **Gender Distribution:** Assuming an even split (~50/50 male-female ratio within the community), this yields ~1,835–3,670 women/gender-diverse individuals who may fit stylistic descriptors.

### **2. Anthropometric Considerations ("Big Booty")**
The term “big booty” implies above-average gluteal prominence relative to population norms. CDC/NHANES body measurement data suggest:
- The average hip circumference for US women aged 20+ is ~40 inches.
- Defining "above average" as ≥75th percentile (~42+ inches) narrows eligibility to roughly 25% of adult females regionally.

Applying this proportion to our estimated female-aligned goths suggests:
~459–918 individuals statistically meet both aesthetic criteria (*if* randomly distributed—which they are not; see below).

### **3. Geographic & Cultural Confounding Factors**
Anecdotal evidence from nightlife venues (e.g., The Mercury at Machine Works) suggests clustering effects where alternative-styled individuals disproportionately reside in neighborhoods like Capitol Hill or Ballard vs., say Magnolia). Thus:
- Density adjustments could inflate localized prevalence by +30%.
- Seasonal variation matters—gatherings increase during events like *Bumbershoot* or club nights.

### **4. Bayesian Refinement & Confidence Intervals**
Given self-selection biases (not all alt-fashion adherents accept "goth" labels), confidence intervals widen (±15%). Final estimate ranges:

| Scenario | Low Estimate | High Estimate |
|----------|--------------|---------------|
| Conservative | ~390 | ~1,100 |
| Liberal | ~600 | ~~1~~,**500† |

(†Assumes broader inclusion of adjacent styles [industrial/punk hybrids].)

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### Conclusion: A Non-Trivial but Statistically Noisy Cohort
While precise enumeration remains elusive without primary research surveys targeting these intersecting traits (**gluteal anthropometry × sartorial taxonomy × ZIP code density models***)* , back-of-envelope calculations suggest several hundred plausibly qualify under strict definitions—with notable caveats regarding subjectivity in vernacular categorization.*

For rigorous validation? Fund my NIH grant proposal titled "*Multivariate Analysis of Alternative Scene Morphometrics in Pacific Northwest Urban Centers.*" Until then… infer cautiously!
statistical analysis of the number of big booty goth bitches in Seattle

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