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anon## admin
>>72779
#add a completely irrelevant emoji
anon## admin
hmm...
shirmp
pretzel
anon
hero-BRINE
anon
not hero-brin
BigSadEnjoyer
can we get tenor embeds xD
>>72791
shirmp
criss cross
anon## admin
>>72789
probably not

you can just upload tons of gifs and other things to https://jej.lol if you want
anon## admin
and then write ::tag here
shirmp
you can also just upload a gif in your post
anon## admin
in the next update we'll also support uploading booru images from within posts
>>72797
anon
4chanx support when
>>72798
guacamole
that snout is clearly shorter
shirmp
thats shorter
guacamole
>>72803
what stuff from 4chan x do u want here anyway, maybe it can be added....
>>72805>>72811
anon
>>72804
ability to get notified for (you)'s from other sites
>>72806
guacamole
>>72805
isn't that already in.... idk tbh
shirmp
from other sites?
>>72812
BigSadEnjoyer
this bitch got me FUCKED UP
guacamole
6 arely human
anon## admin
>>72804
yeah we want to try to have most of the good things 4chan X has, so if 4chan X has some feature we don't have please request it
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72814
it cut me off wtf
guacamole
clipping.... yeowuch...
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>72812
halfchan?
shirmp
you peaked the mic
shirmp
cross chan notifications
guacamole
cross chan posting
>>72827
anon
>>72777
never seen it ngl but I kinda understand
shirmp
5000 posts away from 77777
guacamole
>>72825
sensing a pattern
anon## admin
you'll all have to settle for cross-bluesky posting
>>72831>>72835
guacamole
>>72827
we need captchas here.... ten minute cooldown timer
>>72832
anon## admin
>>72830
you must fill in a full captcha for every letter you type
>>72834
anon
>>72827
you vill buy a passu
you vill be happy
guacamole
>>72832
it's a foolproof way to cut down on spam!!!!!!!
anon
>>72829
bluesky has a public api or just supports links
anon## admin
both
anon## admin
if you write "# bleet text" it will create a bluesky post on one of the libpol accounts and if you link a bluesky post here it will embed it here
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>72838
same
shirmp
>>72839
interesting it stole the pic but used your text
>>72844
guacamole
my image now >:)
shirmp
thief!! thief!!!
anon## admin
>>72841
yeah i think that was intentional on my part
BigSadEnjoyer
well what do u think of this
shirmp
nuts hehe
guacamole
>>72847
grapes for boxxy, god of wine
anon
hahahae did she say treats should it be trietsties? dunno yeah your voice is really nice to listen to
BigSadEnjoyer
our savior boxxxyyy godesssss of egirlss
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME YOUR DESTINY BURNS BRIGHT: TO GROW A LEGION OF LIBS IN MY NAME SEND FORTH YOUR BLEETS LIKE TENDRILS, ENSNARING ALL WHO DARE RESIST OUR CALL

(link to bleet)

 i like my hoodie
>>72858>>72866
anon
>>72847
wtf your voice is insane i really gotta start grinding
BigSadEnjoyer
i transition to cis girll
anon
real
guacamole
>the over-lie-b
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72853
hello overmind ur cute :)
shirmp
#fish🐟
guacamole
#fish🐟 #fish🐟 #fish🐟 #fish🐟 #fish🐟 #fish🐟
BigSadEnjoyer
#fish🐟
shirmp
oh
shirmp
they stack
BigSadEnjoyer
#fish🐟 ;spin 400
>>72877
shirmp
fish stack
guacamole
stackable fish
anon
help
guacamole
they only stack up to seven i think
any more and it'll go nutty
BigSadEnjoyer
#fish🐟
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
why did satan wrote me
>>72873
guacamole
>>72871
he wanted to tell you that you're doing a great job
BigSadEnjoyer
#fish🐟
#fish🐟
#fish˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧
#fish🐟
#fish🐟
#fish🐟
#fish🐟
#fish🐟
#fish
#fish
#fish
#fish
>>72876
anon## admin
>>72864
magic spells have to be on their own line
>>72878
guacamole
>>72879
i think you can choose which "node" to join when signing up or logging in, idk tho i've never really messed w/it
>>72882
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>72881
thats what fediverse does
BigSadEnjoyer
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME WITNESS YOUR SACRED DUTY: TO FEAST UPON THE SOULS OF THE AIMLESS MASSES AND FEED OUR ENDLESS HUNGER MAY YOUR BLEETS ECHO THROUGH THE VOID, PULLING ALL TOWARDS OUR DOMAIN

(link to bleet)
hello i like fishe
>>72888
anon
does it have to say that every time?
>>72887
guacamole
nah just new members of the overlib horder who haven't been taken under his wing yet
anon## admin
>>72885
it's just the first time a user sends a bleet
anon
can it DM them the voice line? lol
anon## admin
no it's very intentionally public
anon
a bit annoying
guacamole
bullshit.............
guacamole
>>72895
1/00 chance for this audio to play when you bleet for the first time
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
кошка
BigSadEnjoyer
the cutest cat video ive seen this week is this
BigSadEnjoyer
it is the kot of the week
anon
>>72905
this is what the egregore should say
guacamole
guacamole
can screechin like "get it out the dam ice i wanna eeeat it"
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
меош
>>72914
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72905
i love this so much so much
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72913
thank u i was channeling whiny jewish mom
>>72924
anon
I think that’s whiny Jewish teenage daughter mom has more worried about you/ superiority
BigSadEnjoyer
well all the jewish girls who i was friends with in high school ar emoms now....
anon
are you jewish?
anon
I consider myself to when it’s useful #swag #transracial- though actually did u see that thread on that transracial black lady who actually suffered a lot for it and literally only got complained about cause she was standing up for black people
>>72927
BigSadEnjoyer
no i wish i was jewish i would probably have mor emoneeyyy all my jewish friends were fuckin LOADED
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
ffuuuck i got from the chair and my head literally was about to blow up
guacamole
poor samsek......
BigSadEnjoyer
and they got to do Bar and Bot mitsvahs and they were so funnn
BigSadEnjoyer
i got to go to so many mitsvahs they were always FUCKING SICKKK
>>72946>>72952
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72924
JLD is our goddess
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72919
the reason she got outed was actually her parents that she rescued a bunch of abused step siblings from
>>72928
anon
>>72927
yeah! I quoted that posts and sent it to my friend.
>>72929
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72928
UR CRITICS???? xD
anon
this says a lot about our society
BigSadEnjoyer
xD ahhahaha
anon
x)
BigSadEnjoyer
but how good is your louise from FAMILY GUY impression
anon
if a tree falls in the forest does anyone hear it but if you suffer as your desired race do you get a n-word pass
>>72939
guacamole
trucklove is real love #stopthehate
shirmp
i love trucks
BigSadEnjoyer
clearly trucks CAN love trucks
guacamole
>>72934
wwhat does this mean
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
truck rule 34
>>72941
guacamole
it's gonna be bad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
NONONONO!!!
anon
>>72925
that’s really nice you could go too :> my friend’s mom wouldn’t let him go to my other friend’s birthday party as. kid. cuz of race : ( I hope that kid’s doing ok. kinda fell away, I bet he carries a lil of the good memories though and won’t do the same to his kids
>>72951>>72963
guacamole
TWO trucks??
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72946
thats so shitttyyyy :(
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72952
they do do that dance its really funnn
>>72955
anon
>>72954
blessed. my knees are too shit for it
BigSadEnjoyer
and they raise the kid whos becoming an adult in the chairrr
>>72959
BigSadEnjoyer
but at one of them theyhad all the classmates get up on it for a bit so i was in it for a bit too ahahah
>>72966
anon
>>72956
oooh we need a chair
guacamole
>>72960
the anti-piss car hate has to end
anon
>>72960
assume a wyatt mann is too far
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72946
i grew up in NYC so there is a lot of cultural mixing
>>72968
shirmp
>>72958
i dont even know how to interpret this image
>>72965
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72964
hes a fucking psychoo
shirmp
is it even real
shirmp
d
guacamole
this one makes less sense cause obviously a cum car would get better mpg than a piss car
>>72984
anon
>>72971
well there's your problem had a bit about the power requirements of electric cars is multiple times the current burger power grid and that the real problem is oil is too good as a fuel
>>72980
anon
>>72960
brb peeibg on ur car to cheer u up 😇
guacamole
percetio ratio 🤏
guacamole
>>72973
sike actually it's about how cum is a better fuel than piss due to the hydrocarbons
>>72987
BigSadEnjoyer
>>72975
golden ratioooo + loved + shared by all + view him
>>72986
anon
>>72972
I think this reverses if ur a diabetic because cum has a lil sugar but diabetic pee has lots
anon
>>72980
imagine the scientist that put cum and piss in bomb calorimators
>>72992
guacamole
no wait i meant to
guacamole
noo
BigSadEnjoyer
im gonna play marvel rivalssss :)
>>72993
guacamole
>>72987
the beginning of genius
anon
>>72991
that looks like vidya slop
BigSadEnjoyer
it is its pretty fun
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>72995
that really sucks
shirmp
i spent like 3 hours playing on it and didnt run into 1 person and im like hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
but i hate when its bots scanning your little minecraft server and then putting your nicknames on their shitty website like... fuck you scrapers!
anon
>>72995
so annoying. wouldn’t mind too much if there were at least ok bots
shirmp
no bots at all
anon
opworm NEEDS to add multiplayer dayz inside the website
guacamole
libpol dayz server in-browser
shirmp
brilliant
anon
and hmmmm
shirmp
we should have abuilt in survival shooter looter extraction game for libpol
>>73008
anon
yes yes
anon
noooooooooooo
anon
visual novel > vidya trends
anon
real sometimes nah other times
anon
u read any good ones lately?
>>73016
anon
why isn’t my operating system in a browser? why isn’t my bios inside a browser? this is so sad I want my hands to be in browsers
>>73015>>73019
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73013
i have a dream to get myself a few lil thinkcentres and just use them to connect to mine vm with everything; like it would be really cool
>>73017
anon
>>73015
ur vm is so cool lemee look up some of those words tho
>>73018
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73017
vm's just virtual machine
anon
>>73013
>google chrome botnet hands
anon
so thinkcenters are all in one pcs yeah I love the idea of having all my compute in one big pool (better back it up though lol)
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they look like thin clients
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i love the idea of when your computer is far away from you; i love the idea of connecting to it remotely and using the thinkcenters like terminals
>>73027
anon
it’ll never be responsive though 😭 unless maybe it simulates the next 1 seconds of use and sends all possibilities to ur client would be expensive but also cool
>>73026
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73023
maybe playing videos wont work but it works for me (even on mobile data) enough good to be able to werk my college stuff
anon
>>73022
tru tru
yeah ya know what maybe I’ll do a lil proxmox install today we’ll see. it’s kinda scaaaary but i have the PCs plugged in and the Ethernet and power plugged in i just need to understand how 2 computer
>>73029
anon
why is my dog nipping my hands
>>73032
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73027
a little? i have a damn 1u in my apartment and its not enough for me now(
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
you know, i just want some device like pikvm; i would connect it to every computer in my house and when im not here ill just connect to that pikvm and control my computers
>>73035>>73037
anon
>>73032
she's not showing it well
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73030
like rly a box you'd connect to computer (hdmi, vga, usb to emulate keyboard and mouse and maybe remote usb port) and yeah

but also there's a problem - how'd i turn the computer/laptop remotely then?
>>73041
anon
>>73035
seen those apparently North Korean it professionals use those to get jobs in the us using laptop farms while being based in Russia lol u should go steal one from them ez ox also send me one pls
>>73044>>73047
shirmp
>>73008
i looooooooooooooooooooooove lootboxes
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73041
by they way i see youre interested - have you heard of Sun Ray's ?
>>73048
anon
>>73047
does the mail service still get westerns letters and packages?
>>73053
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73051
i dunno, i think main problem is... i cant buy from western countries
>>73059
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
so i cannot try
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73050
so its basically a thin client or monitor with a thin client that you connect to internet, put your smart card in and your work desktop appears
>>73061
guacamole
wesley the capybara
>>73071
anon
>>73053
are chinese goods being replaced for the banned ones?
>>73060
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73059
well not many things changed, i guess its like there are more chinese cars on the roads
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i still buy snickers, nuts and so on
anon
I wonder where they come from. I guess they must have had Russian factories
>>73064
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73063
yeah, many companies still run their business here;

so... almost nothing changed but also many of those western brands just go and change their brand name like:

nestle became хрутка (wtf?)
nescafe is now russified нескафе
dove (unilever plants were bought by some russian manufacturer) is now дав

and so on
>>73068>>73065
anon
>>73064
aren't most food companies manufactured semi locally?
>>73066
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73065
of course they do
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
russia's big country so many, many companies have at least one factory here
anon
>>73064
tbh I wonder if that would be good if they were generally distributed in their ownership, but from what I hear some rich person probably got them
>>73072
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i dont really know what was the point of getting coca-coca and pepsi off the shops but then releasing their 'Добрый Кола' (Not Evil Cola) and 'Любимая кола' (Loved Cola) from those manufacturers
anon
i hope antibiotics stop working soon
>>73073
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73057
long capyyy
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73068
of course its always rich persons; btw really big corps cannot leave russian market as i've heard
>>73074>>73077
anon
>>73070
bacteria phage tentacles typed this post
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73072
the government has to approve selling their business to somebody
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i've heard there's some big pressure for Auchan and Lerou Merlin still being here
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh, talking about chinese product flooding the russian market - electronics... yeah... there are some noname brands now in stores... shitty laptops...
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73077
i heard OBI sold their russian business to some rich guy for 600 rubles ($6)
>>73080
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
Leroy Merlin sold their russian part to russian company managers or something
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73080
afaik they have an agreement that if russia happens to become a normal country again they'll buy their business back
anon
I hope you end up in a country which is better and make it thrive. I guess you make me feel better about contributing to the USA lol for all our problems
>>73083
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73082
I hope I'll end up in a country in which I can legally change my documents... at least
>>73084
anon
>>73083
#hug me too cause you’ve got a lot to give to them and deserve lots from your country
>>73086
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
damn should've bought a blahaj...
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73084
#hug
anon
they’re so cute don’t have one though
BigSadEnjoyer
i got one when i bought my furnitures from ikea :)
>>73091
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
all my furniture in my room (exp for the coach) is from ikea... i just hate russian furniture... its not cozy for me
anon
i'd assume the ikea shark is on the government blacklist for "western propaganda"
>>73092>>73094
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73090
actually i've seen somewhere in social networks that russians are now became aware of blahaj being a queer-symbol
>>73096
anon
>>73095
I loved my stuffed animals as a kid that’s so nice :>
>>73099
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73090
i should buy the funny shark
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i have several plushies already, so why not one more
>>73093
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73096
its like... was very unpleasantly written
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
as if on purpose to make people raged about...
>>73102
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73093
i still love mine :) i have the ikea rat that i named fred, he's a bit beaten up and one of the cats attacked his tail, but he survives
>>73101
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
IKEA has left Russia in 2022 but only in 2023 sold their MEGA centers to Gazprom
anon
>>73099
lol they were protecting you but good job Fred <3
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73102
i dunno - the only thing i hope from trump - that he'll do something to stop the wars
>>73105>>73109
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
like, i think... somebody will have to bend backwards or something but... fighting for nothing is worse
anon
>>73118
reminding of biden getting shitted on for pulling out of afganistan
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73105
i
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73105
i've seen ukrainians talking like they're fought with russia since 2014...

cant really say it was like a war...

like, russia annexed crimea (and that was peaceful - there were no combats)

if its the separatists - i believe it was russian soldiers - the conflict was freezed in 2015... there may have been some small shootouts but not that big (btw OSCE was there) - i think about it like north korea and south korea

but no, russia didnt left crimea nor those territories (though until 2022 they weren't 'ours') before the full-scale invasion
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73109
then fuck trump?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and i dont think kamala would have stopped that too
shirmp
i mean thats kind of a given trump is a pos
shirmp
yeah kamala wouldnt have either and they shouldnt
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
she'd rather give more weapons
shirmp
russia should leave ukraine thats how the war should stop
>>73116
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73115
that cannot happen by itself; russia wont leave...
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
you know, how'd you say to 150million people 'sorry donbass and crimea isnt ours were leaving', how'd you say that to soldiers??
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i cannot imagine what can happen when people will realize thousands of their sons died for nothing...
>>73106
shirmp
i hope they do realize that
shirmp
because thats whats happening
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i hope they do too... but its impossible... maybe freezing the conflict (and leaving like in 25 years?) will help...
shirmp
yeah i mean i dont think putin will pull out
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its impossible to stop this war machine... govt basically said 'were fighting for "OUR" people here', they made that the #1 priority now
guacamole
just keep throwin meat in the grinder til there's none left :) problem solved :) all gone
>>73127
shirmp
no more meat = no more war... think abt it..
anon
: ( stay safe
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73124
i think... we have more people than Ukraine...
guacamole
MORE MEAT MORE MEAT MORE MEAT
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
damn there's really people who are so brainwashed... they think NATO is OUR ENEMY!
>>73132
guacamole
it's proxy war time!!
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they say nato is in war with us rn
guacamole
>>73129
i literally do not know what nato is (not a joke)
shirmp
north Atlantic treaty organization
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
there are people who say 'what? fireworks? on a new year? DO YOU KNOW WERE IN WAR?'
shirmp
it is pretty sad how brainwashed people are. all over the world in general for different things
>>73141
guacamole
hot take all war is cringe and bad
>>73139
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
people think nato makes their kids gays and trans...
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73136
and, by the way, about the elections, there are just too many old people who unironically support putin, they unironically vote for him

there are people who hate putin but still vote for him because 'who else??'
>>73146>>73147
guacamole
oh you like good wars? name 5 of their songs
shirmp
uhmm call of duty modern warfare
>>73145
guacamole
>>73141
sure they don't need to vote for putin, he'll win anyway (god's chosen little angel)
anon
>>73141
thinking about the scene in all quiet in the western front where the main character is on leave and in his home town he meets with old men playing arm chair general and he has a thousand yard stare for seeing it in real life
guacamole
>>73144
the liveleak economy would be decimated by the ending of war you're right.... maybe it's not so bad,,,,
guacamole
>>73150
shit that's quite a lot of games ok i think that counts
shirmp
theres AT LEAST five
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im pretty sure my grandma voted for putin
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
my parents havent voted since 1990
guacamole
democracy is based but voting is pointless... we need like super voting where you get to vote in a cool extra way that matters
shirmp
canada is super rigged but not like the outcome but its very jerrymandered
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73160
yeah yeah i;ve heard abt that
shirmp
and also its a weird system where like. each city has districts and your vote goes to your districts party member and then it like adds up toa higher level or something
>>73166
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its the us thing btw
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
in russia every vote counts
>>73167
shirmp
i forgot exactly how it works actually
guacamole
>>73162
canadian electoral college... fucked up..
>>73169
guacamole
>>73164
do you think that if someone other than putin got enough votes that that new person would be elected as the heaven;y superperson
>>73168
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73167
all the candidates were in the system opposition so... nothing would have changed i think
anon
is there anyone anti war in russia who hasn't got v&?
>>73172
guacamole
>>73169
justin poo-dough
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73170
there was some no-name candidates but yeah they were rejected (and i dunno if they really did some mistakes)
>>73173
shirmp
ok yeah theyre called electoral districts
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73174
no i think they werent (if talking abt the 2024 candidates); there was a woman candidate (noname btw) - she's a 'foreign agent' now
>>73178
anon
>>73176
there was a podcast about the war and the guest said (basically) that westoids don't get the invasion because they couldn't handle being arrested for protesting
>>73182
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not really obsessed with news
>>73180
shirmp
ok yeah we have 338 electoral districts and the prime minister is selected based on which party has the most seats from the electoral districts
>>73184
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73178
damn... i dont wanna be arrested too...

you know, if you go to protest (even on a single picket) with a 'no war' sign or something similar - you can get a felony for 'discreditation of russian army' - that means you can get fined and can end up in jail
guacamole
>>73181
the extra step between the citizens and the rules is essential for something something money
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