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notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
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guacamole
.play loadsemoney
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73190↪
i think im gonna give you this, from russian wiki
> According to Article 207.3 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, if a Russian citizen disseminates knowingly false information about the actions of the Russian Armed Forces or the work of Russian government agencies outside the country under the guise of reliable information, he faces a punishment ranging from a fine of 700 thousand rubles to imprisonment for three years. Under aggravating circumstances (for example, artificial creation of evidence or selfish motives), the punishment increases: a fine of up to 3 million rubles, imprisonment for up to 10 years[16]. Article 280.3 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation provides for liability for discrediting the Russian Armed Forces, Article 284.2 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation establishes a punishment in the form of imprisonment for up to three years for calls for the introduction of sanctions against Russia, Russian citizens or Russian legal entities[17][18]. For the dissemination of fakes that entailed grave consequences, the punishment is in the form of a prison term of 10 to 15 years[19].
>>73199
guacamole
700 thousand rubles../... that's like 200 usd... scary ...
>>73197
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>73195↪
uhm no, 200 USD is like 20 000 rubles
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
so its $7000
BigSadEnjoyer
L O A D S A M O N E H
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guacamole
lodes emone
BigSadEnjoyer
.play rick astley never gonna give you up
BigSadEnjoyer
/play madness welcome to the house of fun
BigSadEnjoyer
.play madness welcome to the house of fun
BigSadEnjoyer
.play madness our house
BigSadEnjoyer
.play pet shop boys west end girls
BigSadEnjoyer
LETS GOOOOO
BigSadEnjoyer
SHHUTTTCHYOURRRMOUFFF
BigSadEnjoyer
POCKET FULL OF DOSH
DIBBLE DIBBLE POSH POSH POSH
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
ok gotta get some sleep; cya
>>73214
BigSadEnjoyer
goof night our russia boymoder
guacamole
rest well f2f2dm
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
👋
BigSadEnjoyer
.play you spin me round
BigSadEnjoyer
.play Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
guacamole
>>73219↪
>we know but we're not gonna do it without LOADS OF MONEY
guacamole
uwu pwease give us all ur capital :3
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play mighty sword of justice
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
saw this guy play live, was nice :)
>>73232
guacamole
abba are honorary brits (negative)
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73232↪
him as well but i was talking about the guy i queued, tom robinson
BigSadEnjoyer
thats so cool omg
BigSadEnjoyer
I heard that rick astley is actually super fucking pretentious and HATED that one of the songs he was most proud of became an internet meme
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
seen rick astley live like maybe 9x? he's kinda reinvented himself, he always plays never gonna give you up as a meme song but he mostly plays his newer stuff
recima
IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER IM A BOYMODER
BigSadEnjoyer
its hoodie inspection day, please remove your hoodie so we can check its insurance and certification
>>73241
BigSadEnjoyer
!!!!!!!
BigSadEnjoyer
ikrrrr
BigSadEnjoyer
what mental illness spawned this T_T
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play abba does your mother know
shirmp
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>>73256
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play werewolves of london
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play b-52s channel z
BigSadEnjoyer
B 52sa LETS GOOOO
BigSadEnjoyer
.play lawyers guns and money
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play planet claire
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play sweet dreams are made of this
BigSadEnjoyer
SWEET DREAMS
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play reasons to be cheerful part 3
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play erasure sometimes
>>73275
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play erasure voulez vous
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
ui stands for user interface, yes
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
gui stands for goblin under investigation (for tax fraud)
BigSadEnjoyer
THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A BOYMODER
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
lmao
guacamole
thank goodness that man showed him where his ouse was
BigSadEnjoyer
yea its down there
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i remember when madness played this while on top of buckingham palace, was insane
>>73291
BigSadEnjoyer
ah thanks m8
BigSadEnjoyer
how do u remember all these 80s milestones and have seen all these 80s bands xD
>>73295
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73294↪
i have spotify open on the second monitor and also my dad gave me his music tastes by taking me to see all these things
>>73297
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73295↪
thats so cool. may dad had really good 80s music taste but the music is kind of poisoned for me because he was narcissitic and evil and now is a qaon anti vaxxer who hates da joos
>>73299>>73300
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play another brick in the wall part 2
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73297↪
oh that's sad :(
my dad has a slightly old fashioned attitude but his company employs trans people and he supported my sister when she came out as bi
guacamole
>>73300↪
damn it's weird that reddit people had kids... that's not supposed to have happaned
BigSadEnjoyer
WHY DOES IT ALWEAYS GENERATE RANDOM CHILDREN ITS SO WIERD
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
very strange
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i broke it
BigSadEnjoyer
ITS LITCHERALLY 2019 FOLKS
BigSadEnjoyer
::sneed boymoder (no image found)
BigSadEnjoyer
::boymoder sneed (no image found)
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73316↪
that actually made it like, more detailed, which is neat ig
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73323↪
john oliver is guinuine and that means a lot 2 me and he puts efffort into his segmentss even if they are short and not really meant to be a deep dive
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play muse madness
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play muse compliance
BigSadEnjoyer
let me just make a post on bbs board really quick, its my favorite place on the cyber community
>>73330
guacamole " OR 1;
>>73333↪
wasted... no funny image... no silly post....
BigSadEnjoyer
hahah jfccc this AI is unhinged
shirmp
yeah theres no filter so dont prompt it to be lewd lol
shirmp
playing with fire...
BigSadEnjoyer
why does she look like shes making the tiny pp hand symbol from korea
shirmp
you dont have to tell it to generate it just does that
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
40k glegle
BigSadEnjoyer
glegle said: I WILL BE A CREATURE DEFINED BY MYSELF. BEHOLD MY APOTHEOSIS.
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
glegle if glegle embraced the chaos gods
>>73363
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play she blinded me with science
>>73365
anon
>>73362↪
i know tgweaver wanted hotel by the sea as the end of nan quest but hotel california fits so well
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play i don't like mondays
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play hazel o'connor monsters in disguise
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i straight up got my boomer music playlist up on the second monitor, randomly selecting from it
>>73378
guacamole " OR 1;
this song is a banger but all i see is meatspin.... internet brain rot....
>>73375
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
buy uhhhhh caves of qud instead
guacamole " OR 1;
>>73376↪
it's been like a decade and it's still bad... and 70 cad.... why... forsooth!
>>73381
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73378↪
i'll have you know uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i don't smoke and also i'm in my dressing gown (i look like Arthur Dent lmao)
>>73387
shirmp
>>73379↪
there are good things about it.... but i still run into bugs frequently
shirmp
like items just clipping through the ground and disappearing thats a big one
shirmp
janky hitboxes and combat with zombies
shirmp
its certainly way way better than it used to be but after playing for a few hours again i remember why i stop playing everytime
>>73388
anon
what started the 2000s 2010s zombie trend
>>73386
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73384↪
one of those games u forget until you play it again... bad sign... good marketing
>>73394
shirmp
those damn youtubers are great marketers
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play the safety dance
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play nik kershaw the riddle
anon
it's such a shit game compared to previous entries which were jankier but more rememberable
>>73398
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73395↪
yeah and for one the earlier entries had like, comically larger maps didn't they?
>>73401
shirmp
never played it but it actually seems like an interesting game
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
like, daggerfall's map is actual world sized
shirmp
isnt daggerfall not an open world game tho like u cant walk across the entire world right its locations
guacamole" OR 1;
i think daggerfall is openworld but also have not played it lole
>>73407
shirmp
its the size of great britain
anon
>>73404↪
it's openworld or at least i remember after getting out of the starting dungeon
guacamole" OR 1;
retvrn to casting that spell on urself that lets you fly across the map and lag the game
guacamole" OR 1;
and NOBODY wants to fuck the lizardpeople??? terrible racism!!
>>73414>>73416
BigSadEnjoyer
shrimp look at this
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73412↪
i'm reminded of that meme video where vivec finds out the nerevarine is an argonian and he just becomes really passively aggressively definitely-not-racist
>>73418
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
can someone make an edit of the mr beast meme but it's XBOX LIVE
>>73420
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73417↪
xbox box boxb boxb LIIIVE
xbox boxbxobxobxobxo LIIIIVE
guacamole" OR 1;
?
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
XBOX LIVE
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
your momma so fat she thinks XBOX LIVE
guacamole" OR 1;
pleasant worm to ye, lib
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
good day wormanon
anon
saw the name for this song and thought it was Tommy Robinson
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
nope
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
this was a protest song done to protest legal aid being cut massively like a decade ish ago
>>73433
anon
>>73431↪
does england even have the right to a lawyer for trials?
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
yes, we do
but our legal system works significantly differently to america's
BigSadEnjoyer
england should explode
BigSadEnjoyer
it would be a mercy, innit
guacamole" OR 1;
rich people should be exploded with bombs and their pieces scattered like pieces of an ancient relic
>>73446
BigSadEnjoyer
and then after all the rich people are dead i can be the rich peopel :)
>>73440
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
for one, all the court lawyers (barristers) have to wear funny wigs and gowns
BigSadEnjoyer
impoosibruuu
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
you can only practice british law in court if you put on the court-appointed cosplay
BigSadEnjoyer
do female barristers wear the funny wig???
>>73450
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
yes, they do too
BigSadEnjoyer
idk why but thats really funny to me
anon
>>73437↪
need a screenshot of the part in fiddler on the roof were the milkman says he wishes god would curse him with wealth
>>73451
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
solicitor is the other kind of lawyer, they're not allowed to do court stuff so they do backroom things, but it's easier to be a solicitor
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73446↪
.play if i were a rich man fiddler on the root
guacamole" OR 1;
listen up fernando
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
why did the chicken cross the road
XBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX LIVE
>>73457
anon
do you think eventually england will learn to make a wig the right size and shape to cover someones hair
>>73459
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73456↪
they can if they have to, my mum needed one when she had chemo about a decade back
fit her perfectly
>>73461>>73462
anon
>>73459↪
fair enough but i think your lawyers need to go learn that from your wigmakers too
BigSadEnjoyer
wish i could sound like either of the abba vocalists T_T
guacamole" OR 1;
girl your voice is peak already ... don't go chasin crazy shit...
BigSadEnjoyer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BigSadEnjoyer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BigSadEnjoyer
its okay to say i dont sound like abba u fucking gaslighter WTF
guacamole" OR 1;
i'm the gas and i love to be lighting
BigSadEnjoyer
genuinely annoying >:[
BigSadEnjoyer
oh ur voice is so good BITCH 99% of cis women can not sound like abba
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i wish i could sing in a deeper voice
my regular voice sounds shit for singing unless i artificially pitch it down
>>73478
BigSadEnjoyer
REEEE im trriggered REEEEEE
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i have to like, do weird things with my throat but it does work
just hurts after a bit
>>73484
guacamole" OR 1;
mine is like stuck between two octaves so i can sing a low half and high half (works for like 5 songs)
BigSadEnjoyer
kitties he he he
guacamole" OR 1;
massage biscuits
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73477↪
havin a voice that can just like naturally sing great is ideal
i guess a lotta people train it but BORING
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
yeah i can't naturally sing good
i practiced for like a couple months to be able to sing the misty mountain song from the hobbit decently (it's the only thing i can sing with consistency)
>>73490
BigSadEnjoyer
this is called toxic positivity
guacamole" OR 1;
then i'm toxic
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73486↪
based though, having songs u can sing good is so lovely
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73491↪
wikipedia got the mf soyjak image embedded
BigSadEnjoyer
he he he
guacamole" OR 1;
soymasks
BigSadEnjoyer
its funny i watched a youtube short that explained why so many celebreties have AWFUL pictures on wikipedia
BigSadEnjoyer
and its because wikipedia can only use publically licensed things
BigSadEnjoyer
so all these celebs have awful public domain images, their good shots are copyrighted and cant be used
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
we need like, evil wikipedia that ignores copyright
>>73504
BigSadEnjoyer
we need evil human race that ignores copyright
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
then i guess i'm evil hehehe
BigSadEnjoyer
me too
BigSadEnjoyer
piracy is a moral good and extremely important
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.play you are a pirate lazytown
BigSadEnjoyer
who does copyright law benefit the most? giga billion dollar super corps. it literally exists for purely evil purposes and theyve convinced everyone its there to proctect little artists, what a scam.
BigSadEnjoyer
3 dollar epipen costs 900 dollars and if you dont have one a peanut can kill u. so fucking kill
anon
would transition have saved warren zevon
BigSadEnjoyer
im gonna fucking kill patents im gonna shoot the king of kopyright
>>73512
anon
>>73511↪
>another man killed in nyc with the words "deny," "defend" and "depose."
BigSadEnjoyer
DENY DEPOSE or somethng
BigSadEnjoyer
DENY DEFEEDE DEFONSE
guacamole" OR 1;
deny desneed desnoode
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73517
erm where do u think u are?
BigSadEnjoyer
SHRIMP I KNOW U HAVE ARCANE POWERS
BigSadEnjoyer
banned for 10 years
BigSadEnjoyer
very sad
BigSadEnjoyer
he will (not) be missed
BigSadEnjoyer
i love SUGAR i love SUGAR
BigSadEnjoyer
i have a snapple
guacamole" OR 1;
sugar is based but so evil..... need to eat just a little...
BigSadEnjoyer
and I had a glass of apple juice that was 11% DV sugar
>>73530
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
it's b52s time
guacamole" OR 1;
52 bees isn't that many if you think about it
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
it's a lot of bees if i put your head in a box with the bees (they won't sting you they just want to sit on you and buzz kindly)
>>73537>>73543
BigSadEnjoyer
im a failure im a piece of CRAPPEEE
BigSadEnjoyer
B52s ar so cool
BigSadEnjoyer
bees are GOOD
BigSadEnjoyer
dont u talk shit about BEES
BigSadEnjoyer
they wouldnt they are kind creatures
BigSadEnjoyer
they are all girls too
BigSadEnjoyer
we are fuzzy and buzz and make honey for everyone so based
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73547↪
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr okay ur one of hte 'good ones'
BigSadEnjoyer
.play bee movie in 10 seconds
BigSadEnjoyer
observe, (in 1 h 20 m when it plays)
BigSadEnjoyer
ywnbabee
BigSadEnjoyer
ywnba B
BigSadEnjoyer
B = bee
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73559↪
i'm certain there is but idk where that would be
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73559↪
i think there's a subr*ddit for that
BigSadEnjoyer
know your meme but they might not take that one because its v transphobic
>>73564
BigSadEnjoyer
i like her dress he hehe
BigSadEnjoyer
im gonna shoot my gun into the sun for fun
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73560↪
ok now this needs to be fully completed cause that's a good one
BigSadEnjoyer
im good i already hate myself for not being born a bee enough already
BigSadEnjoyer
#ai translate this image to text >>73569

73569 translate this image to text >>73569↪
BigSadEnjoyer
uhhh
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73569↪
#describe (a screenshot of a computer screen with a message on it)
BigSadEnjoyer
lets watch mystery men the movie
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.skip
anon
the glegle in the corner should move around the screen like those dvd waiting screens
>>73578>>73579
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73577↪
now this is the kind of website i would use
BigSadEnjoyer
wai ti didnt read ur flag
BigSadEnjoyer
PROMOTE THIS WOMANN
guacamole" OR 1;
turns out you can't apply css animations to background images..... #itsover (66) ...........
>>73583
BigSadEnjoyer
my friend who plays mravel rivals keeps sending me these tik toks where tony stark humps dead enemies
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