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membrane spacebar w/o the metal rod
anon
I am chilling on my laptop
anon
>>738611
We should sit like this yes...
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yeh
anon
without clothes because it is really warm
anon
My A/C isn't very good
anon
So I have to close all the doors
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gah
anon
and just make my bedroom really cold
anon
while the rest of the house burns
anon
I could splash water onto the sidewalk and it would instantly evaporate
anon
bounce around first from the liedenfrost effect
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gonna start a new skyrim playthrough, i think together might be annoying now? but ill try to set it up for us sometime
anon
I need to get my desktop working, right now my laptop can barely handle it at a buttery smooth 10 frames per second
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yeh ;w;
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would fix it up for u
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installing fps mods n stuff, and the alternate start/+skip intro mods
anon
My Khajiit thief has been fleeing whiterun after getting caught pickpocketing a bunch of people
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gah whered my phone go
anon
I pickpocketed it from you
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>>738600
gah idk if here or will see this, cant find my phone but i should be fine now, i think
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gon see, dad is coming back from bank
anon
>>738633
Like... learning to moderate your desire for ten men or moderating a board
>>738636
psychoticspew
>>738635
we may never know.
anon
Okay because if you were the anon yesterday, I was curious
fentmom
.play manhunt intro
fentmom
.play manhunt drunk driving ost
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>>738641
i cant find my phone but i should be oki now i think
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btw
lain from computers
okay good good
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hopefully, getting some money for groceries n stuff cus we're out
>>738651
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<3
lain from computers
idk please dm if u dont
>>738652
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y-ye bwa
lain from computers
>>738648
#edit coca cola advertisement
garfield
>>738641
great voice acting from the whole gang. high qaulity i watch the vid every time you post it
lain from computers
thats NOT what it does
lain from computers
hugh quality is my father's name
lain from computers
remove that dont dox me
lain from computers
whew
garfield
safe
lain from computers
>>738661
how was the lagonga
lain from computers
laysonya?
lain from computers
lassonyeah
anon
you ever been impersonated in a way that was insulting but it was true enough that it was also hilarious?
>>738670>>738671>>738668
garfield
>>738666
like a mirror that stinks but it's really still you
anon
.play the simpsons white guys drive like this but black guys drive like this
anon
This is what I imagine you are talking about
fentmom
Wtf hommer simpson race tratiorrr
fentmom
.play hommer simpson 1 bonnerland
lain from computers
i missed it......
anon
Homer simpson lacks vril energy
fentmom
im obsessed with this bizarre simpsons porn gay comic where homer becomes insanely rich and powerful and decides to bang mr burns
garfield
lasagnacat goes so insane hard
fentmom
i remember the day i saw the new lasagna cat episodes drop
fentmom
i was working food delivery
fentmom
i turned off the app for like 2 hours to watch it all in one go
>>738685
anon
I can't believe that the Simpson's is over
garfield
>>738683
fuck yeah
was that the sex survey result one
anon
Sex Survey results is like 8 hours long
lain from computers
i really liked listening for people i knew in the sex survey
fentmom
i dont like the sex survey one bc all the male voices are like "uhh... 5... hehe" and all the lady voices are like "45 and a half :D"
fentmom
i dont know why but that leaves a bad taste in my mouth
anon
69,420 lol
anon
people just like fucking
fentmom
MAAARRGEE YOU'RE BREEAAAKINGG MY HEAAARRTT
anon
But Marge!
lain from computers
nut for everyone
anon
Multiple, wowee
garfield
why experience media from the source when i can consume a condensed ghost of it filtered thru someone else like the second guy in the human centipede chain
anon
Why experience anything when I can do it vicariously? (Ponders as I watch Marge fuck another man)
fentmom
youll all forget this video by the time you watch hommer simpson/bonnerland if you ever do
lain from computers
>names dilbert 3
>not the creator
>>738703
garfield
mr dilbert 3 came out of the ether to drop dilbert 3 and then went home and never did anything else
anon
This is not the Kickassia you know
garfield
what if a cartoon was Weird and Scary
>>738704
fentmom
>>738699
he namedrops cyboyadee like twice at some point
anon
>>738702
What if like Bart Simpson had hyperrealistic eyes with like blood pouring out of them lol that would be scary
>>738706
lain from computers
i wish cboyardee would come back
garfield
>>738704
that would scare me quite a lot if it was real
fentmom
was it cboyardee that made barkley shut up and jam or some other guy
anon
Bart Simpson hyper realistic eyes
lain from computers
the stuart little ps2 game was cute
lain from computers
\- judy hopps and isabelle from animal crossing
>>738715
fentmom
3 babes for da price of one oh yeaaaa
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>738712
lain i miss talking to you
lain from computers
wtf
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theyre talking a bit n resting but theres a few 20s on the table for groceries so i should be oki
appreciate lots btw gah
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i need to tag the one boymoder i like a lot w an extra tag
anon
cutie
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bwa
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u
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having some bolthouse n playing skyrim cus not much food
anon
Nah you are the cute one
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gon brush teef in a bit
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and u
lain from computers
vietnam
garfield
>>738731
call of the futy cinder III
fentmom
nixon is my favourite president
>>738747
garfield
nixon secret ending if you pick him first over all the other presidents and go on 50 dates together
lain from computers
>reagan has 'trickle down' scene
fentmom
50 Blessings
garfield
consoling bush after 9/11 and having sad s*x to keep his mood meter high
lain from computers
>
garfield
>>738746
holy shit
cement mixer centre left is my favourite rocket league
anon
Or at least Eisenhower
garfield
like he's just about to fall over and have a very bad time
fentmom
bandolero
garfield
disappointingly true to life
garfield
like a screenie from the mmo gone crazy
fentmom
>>738767
it will probably get you stimmed up and restless and agitated like i am now
>>738770
garfield
>>738766
dirty victorian factory
garfield
>>738770
you can always become more restless and agitated
lain from computers
>>738767
no
youll just have more CO
labby
what is co
lain from computers
carbon monoxide
anon
>>738754
Yeah I know, I'm aware of Nixon going to China
labby
oh yeah
labby
but my window's open i shd be fine
lain from computers
o i dont mean like environmental hazard
it just puts a bunch of CO in your body
labby
yeah i think a significant amount of my headaches are either nicotine overdose or just idk other effects of smoking too much
>>738783
lain from computers
>>738780
yeah probably honestly
esp inside if its always hitting your senses
labby
it happens bc i smoke a lot more when im alone in my room
labby
>>738782
"hey can you make a fallout 3 screenshot"
>its starfield
lain from computers
>>738785
try a different game the 'screenshot' keyword is weird
lain from computers
>>738789
whoa thats weird
garfield
>>738789
that's it that's the vault
labby
all the fallout ones are either
labby
fallout 4 artstyle or weird 1/2 mashup artstyle
lain from computers
i like the 1/2 mashup artstyle its uncomfortable and i hate it its great
labby
\~ beetle grub's root eating adventure for the n64 screenshot
labby
\~ beetle grub's root eating adventure for the n64 screenshot
garfield
\~ shotscreen
labby
bot hates me
garfield
weh
lain from computers
Apples for meacle
CLIECY DE PIICK DAY!
garfield
>>738796
indistinguishable from real life
labby
\~ beetle grub's root eating adventure for the n64 screenshot
labby
#smartai funny grub eating roots?????? munching on debris????????????? is this true???????????

Ah, you're inquiring about detritivorous organisms—specifically those that engage in the decomposition of organic matter, such as roots and decaying debris. Indeed, this is a well-documented ecological phenomenon!

Many soil-dwelling invertebrates (e.g., beetle larvae like *Scarabaeidae* grubs) consume decomposing plant material, including root systems and leaf litter. Their mandibular adaptations facilitate the mechanical breakdown of cellulose-rich substrates while symbiotic gut microbiota assist in enzymatic digestion.

Additionally, detrivores such as earthworms (*Lumbricus terrestris*) play a crucial role in nutrient cycling by fragmenting dead organic matter (detritus), enhancing microbial activity via bioturbation. This process accelerates humification—the conversion of raw organic material into stable soil humus.

So yes: funny little grubs *do* munch on subterranean biomass with great enthusiasm! Their activities sustain ecosystem productivity by facilitating decomposition—a fundamental biogeochemical function upon which terrestrial food webs depend. 🌱🔬🪱 funny grub eating roots?????? munching on debris????????????? is this true???????????
garfield
#ai ascii art of a boymoder

here's a simple ascii boymoder:

```
(\_/)
( •_•)
/>️❤️>
```

she's hiding in her big hoodie, but she's still cute.

or here's a more detailed one:

```
.---.
/ o\
| o | ╭╮
| | ︶
\ ❤ /
\___/
🔳🔳
```

baggy hoodie, hiding her face, staring at the ground awkwardly. the little squares at the bottom are her crocs. ascii art of a boymoder
garfield
the little squares at the bottom are her crocs
lain from computers
heres a more detailed one:
˚∆ß≤å
>>738808
garfield
>>738807
the lessthan or equal sign is her hoodie where she hides inside
labby
So yes: funny little grubs *do* munch on subterranean biomass with great enthusiasm! Their activities sustain ecosystem productivity by facilitating decomposition—a fundamental biogeochemical function upon which terrestrial food webs depend. 🌱🔬🪱
>>738812
labby
i like how its instructing me like im in elementary school
garfield
>>738809
everyone say thank you grubs
labby
#ksay So yes: funny little grubs *do* munch on subterranean biomass with great enthusiasm! Their activities sustain ecosystem productivity by facilitating decomposition—a fundamental biogeochemical function upon which terrestrial food webs depend. 🌱🔬🪱
garfield
en THOO siasm
labby
#dumbai grub???? beetle grub?????

oh umm grub is like worm but not worm its like baby beetle i think??? they eat dirt and roots and stuff sometimes. or maybe they turn into butterflies no wait thats caterpillars. grubs are fat and white with lil legs but not many legs. if u find one in ur garden its bad for plants i heard. but also some ppl eat them?? gross lol. they wiggle a lot when u poke them hehe grub???? beetle grub?????
lain from computers
>>738816
its so impossible to parse
garfield
>>738815
mobile ass onscreen controls
labby
its fascinating how bad the image gen is at grubs
labby
\~ beetle larvae
garfield
>>738820
3d sonic in 2d sonic world
labby
that is NOT sonic adventure 2
labby
\~ beetle larvae
fentmom
sonic adventure 2 my beloved
fentmom
i remember a week i spent with this girl and we aced sonic adventure 2 together
labby
i used to be friends w a girl who had sonic adventure 2 bedsheets
>>738837
fentmom
it was a very sexy and fun and cool time
labby
and she was really into shadow
labby
she was also really into fucking uuuuu
labby
deleuze
fentmom
if i was 10 IQ points smarter i think id be into him
garfield
>>738831
was hoping for cars driving crazy but i guess forza is close enough to real life that it'll borrow lifelike driving pics too
fentmom
the most poltitical/philisophical stuff i can handle rn is like
fentmom
biopolitics necropolitics
fentmom
but i have a fixation on that rn
labby
i developed a cursory understanding of deleuze thanks to her
labby
and then i came to the conclusion that philosophy is for dipshits
>>738848
garfield
>>738847
correct
but it is fun to be stupid too
garfield
>>738846
the playstation can produce mind boggling effects
fentmom
ok its time to play music im bored of bonnerland
fentmom
.skip (video skipped)
lain from computers
aw
fentmom
0hp yet im still out here ballin
fentmom
im falling for you will i still be forgotten
labby
theres this one image thats like
fentmom
will you love me once we're sober?
labby
philosopher vs person doing the philosophy
fentmom
will we ever smoke again ??
labby
and one side is an art student and the other is a crackhead
labby
im the crackhead in this comparison
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gon get some meals n cinnamon rolls to make n nic
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phew
lain from computers
yayy
garfield
delicious meals and cinammons
fentmom
chat what does it necessarily mean if this person sticks their fingers in your ear and you go "meow" and they're like nooo dont say meooww ughh you furry and then they do it again 3 times and the same thing happens
>>738871
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lol
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closet furry
fentmom
i told my friend about this and he said "this girl is keeping you on the backburner"
garfield
>>738871
#this (you can't emphasize this enough)
fentmom
why do i just naturally seduce people by acting like a furry im not even trying
garfield
stolen valour...
anon
they're reverse psychologizing you into becoming a furry
garfield
it's a plot from Big Furry to sell more unomfortable dog costumes
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i got on my main pc setup for the first time in like 1-2.5 months
fentmom
if i got in the fursuit it would be like alfred alfer
anon
>>738878
shinji did get in the girl suit
fentmom
i kinda dislike everyone in eva except kaworu
fentmom
when i was young people were like WHICH HOT EVA CHICK DO U LIKE ??????????? and i was like
fentmom
uhhh i like kaworu he seems nice :-)
garfield
kaworu is the only pure and lovely one
lain from computers
kaji was nice
garfield
watermelon man )
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i was thinking of making a booru type thing
>>738897
lain from computers
>>738890
yeah of course theres enough to go around
fentmom
i need to stop vaping im getting excited and bouncing in my chair
>>738895
garfield
ackkehegdbsjfns
garfield
>>738891
what kinda boory shenanigaanaisnsn
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not sure how im gonna present it but i need to have somewhere to put my hundreds of menhera chan images w/o spamming jej
anon
i like asuka because she's mentally ill and i'm mentally ill :)
>>738915
lain from computers
why just spam jej
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its like
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400+
lain from computers
so
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hehe
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mb then
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lel \
lain from computers
its what its there for
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gleburry
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awe
lain from computers
would suggest using site to upload and not the board
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oh ye lol
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would not spam here
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also want them to be on my acc so can see
garfield
>>738899
eva has mental illnesses for all corners of the human brain hooray
>>738917
fentmom
eva doesnt feel like the brand of mental illness i want to explore when i start my Media Maker Career but im glad i watched it
anon
>>738915
excuse me where is adhd character?
garfield
hmmmmmmnnnn maybe misato cause she's kinda impulsive? idk that's a reach
lain from computers
eva used to feel important to me
and it still does but i like how the rebuilds wrapped it up
and i feel thats how it was supposed to be
garfield
scratching at the unseen discomfort @ time of watching
was nice to a lot of people in a lot of ways
fentmom
legend of the galactic heroes is the most important anime ever on friendship i think
garfield
protected against invaders
anon
It's a nice warm 114 degrees heat index
>>738931
anon
and the President is talking about the importance of all Americans to give exxon mobile another 100 billion dollars to stop the bird killing fields
garfield
#c 114 f in kelvin (318.7 k (kelvins))
garfield
holy shit that's warm
garfield
private investigation
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awe
anon
It's my bang planner, my red book, where I keep track of all my sexual conquests
>>738939
garfield
for sale sex planner never usrd
>>738938
anon
God it's so fucking hot
anon
it's an animal you sicko
anon
I am becoming an ecoterrorist
lain from computers
image.png
this is awesome
thank u AI for animating the corpse of this man
>>738948
anon
I am approaching 99% liberalism, ie 99% of humanity should die
garfield
>>738944
finally death will not be the end of all the beloved moneymakers. a horse that will never die and be beaten indefinitely. forever milkable cow. perfection achieved
lain from computers
>>738952
he is in there...
garfield
>>738950
animal a little too close core
anon
it's fucked up that humans don't look cute when they do that
>>738960
fentmom
my political hero is josip broz tito
>>738957
anon
>>738956
IMF loan please, can I have an IMF loan
anon
post nose
anon
soothing.
lain from computers
>>738966
thats all of ::nose
garfield
>>738963
prey eyes on a predator animal
anon
I think my A/C just gave up
anon
It's saying it is 72 inside, it is not
garfield
snoosh
anon
i havent had a dog in a long long time. i miss them.
garfield
>>738975
i think it's a real dog with a real nose
lain from computers
falsifying nose is a bannable offense
>>738982
anon
i'm a real dog with a real nose
garfield
>>738980
#truke

this has been deboonked
garfield
dear god
lain from computers
>>738983
what the fuck
anon
why did nose alone result in that
>>738992
garfield
aw
anon
>>738988
I saved it so I can post it later
fentmom
i want to rule a mid sized country for 50 years until my death and preserve civil liberties while fostering a sense of national unity and brotherhood
>>738996
garfield
>>738994
how are u gonna make money doing that just so slave state
>>739000
lain from computers
why is it giving everything that nose thing
fentmom
>>738996
good question ill answer you when all national enemies and reactionary forces have been purged
>>739004>>739002
garfield
>>739000
looking forward to it!!! hell yeah!!!
fentmom
>>739004
i want to be the guy who looks solemn and does not naturally gravitate towards power except for when the burden of responsibility of the lives of millions rests on my shoulders
>>739008
lain from computers
>>739001
someone looked at this somewhere and went 'wow finally i can make a movie' and the world has been decaying ever since
anon
>>739006
Okay cool story Salazar, how many Angolans did you kill again?
>>739009
fentmom
>>739008
i was reading about him the other day bc i remembered my friend who had like this fake IKEA advert in her room making fun of him dying when he fell off a chair
garfield
\¶∆¶
garfield
denied?
garfield
\ •×•
lain from computers
\- æ………
garfield
\ ~=~
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