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Luca
is daft punk playing at my house?
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H
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Tom waits has a vibe
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especially living in a hotel room filled with writing
0.1794% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i can't believe there are still people born in the 1900s still alive
0.1795% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's so crazy there so old
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lol
anon
I'm doing push ups now
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.skip (video skipped)
0.1796% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it won't stop you from being old
>>740646
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.search LCD Soundsystem you wanted a hit live
  1. 1.
    LCD Soundsystem - you wanted a hit (Live on Austin City Limits - Web Exclusive)
    LCD Soundsystem
    7:45
  2. 2.
    LCD Soundsystem - You Wanted a Hit - Seattle - May 18, 2024
    Killercars4
    8:06
  3. 3.
    Sasha Ushuaia Closing Party Part 2 of 3 LCD Soundsystem - You Wanted A Hit *FULL EDIT*
    Martin Wells
    9:48
  4. 4.
    you wanted a hit (live at madison square garden)
    LCD Soundsystem
    7:48
  5. 5.
    LCD Soundsystem « You Wanted A Hit / Tribulations  » Rock En Seine Paris France 25082024
    murelore
    12:47
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anon
saeki sit on my back while I do push ups
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oki
anon
NOW THAT YOU'VE DOXXED ME
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but not if u have been drining
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I'm unsure but I think my dad, from sooo long ago, has credits somewhere on austin city limits thing
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ooo moc
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MPC
4000?
anon
Saeki and Luca should both sit on my back
Luca
It would be rather unbecoming to have such a manly man like me on your back
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the LCD Soundsystem guy, I forget his name, looks nice
davesprite
my phone broke so i haven't been here for a bit lel
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heya
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rip
davesprite
new phone doe 🔥
davesprite
>>740661
was that not what i used before i honestly don't remember lol
>>740666
anon
Oh hell yeah, what kinda phone?
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u used hrt femboy but both make me wan flick u lovingly
anon
I am obligated to say that I will make you my woman if you use a femboy flag so please change or else I will be doing that
>>740669
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1
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:(
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can help if need probs
anon
Who Needeth Access
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once I am getting paid n doing hours here soon I can have sent if worm needed bwa
davesprite
>>740673
i should finally make some money tomorrow, i have run out of ability to stall and places to sleep so i gotta
just waiting on a case for my phone so i don't break it trying to do gig work
if i break my new phone i will cry a lot lol
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am glad but ye gl
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:'(
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take care u need n hope u can
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would share the thing I'm gonna be doing cus of pay n how easy it is to get going on but might have to ask peeps first
davesprite
ugh my friend called earlier and we were having a nice chat and then i left because i wanted to be alone with my thoughts for a minute and felt sad
but now i am lonely and want to be talking to my friend again
why am i like this
>>740685
davesprite
terry pratchett writes in discworld about how the dead see everything so much clearer because they don't have chemicals and glands anymore
and it makes me go
> man i wanna be a dead ghost take the glands away
anon
#ai what is territh pratchert

nice try fed. what is territh pratchert
anon
a camera is nothing without it's observer...
>>740691
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.play meiyo nothings working out
davesprite
>>740689
is it really death tho if i got to be a discworld ghost
that's more like another kind of life
being a ghost and being dead are not really the same thing at all lol
>>740692
anon
>>740691
ghosts exist as a concept because people don't want to die...
>>740694
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eh I think its mainly other reasons
>>740695
davesprite
>>740692
entirely possible. ghosts are a deeply comforting idea.
idk tho, i had a ghost friend as a kid and i was pretty adamant that he was not like an imaginary friend, so i will always have some suspicions on this
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explain away freaky things or being unsettled and so on
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and cope with loss
anon
i mean that still all comes back to not wanting to die
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I mean I don't think its specifically not wanting to die
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like
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that's part of it tho
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fear of the unknown and such
anon
it's in general a denial of death
>my family member is still with me
>i will haunt this place
>i am not unhealthy that is the work of a ghost
anon
>>740707
i bet jordan peterson could say paragraphs and paragraphs about this
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anon## global mod
first person to do their hormone shot gets free libpol premium
>>740725
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>-<
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need to check the err
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trans science calculator and the wiki
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but gon try to
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also do stims rn
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giving libpremium hugs
anon
it's a very premium service
it's very expensive, as well
but, for example, one of the benefits:
using the #hug command on a post sends a courier to that person's real life address and gives them a hug
there is a limit of 2 per day but it's a good feature
many more
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:3
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.search Sheena Ringo crime and punishment lyrics
  1. 1.
    罪と罰 (crime and punishment) by Sheena Ringo (lyrics + romaji + english translation)
    meowdoka
    4:43
  2. 2.
    Crime and punishment by Sheena Ringo English Lyrics
    Alex Two Eleven
    4:44
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    Crime and punishment - vocal: Ado. Romaji + sub español + sub English.
    El armario de Ado 💙
    4:49
  4. 4.
    SHEENA RINGO - CRIME & PUNISHMENT (Español + Lyrics)
    Joker Cruellme.・゜゜・
    4:46
  5. 5.
    Crime and Punishment - Sheena Ringo Covered by Ado + English Captions
    layneethebabee
    4:51
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Luca
The only crime and punishment I know is Fyodor Dostoyevsky
>>740730
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yeh
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is in reference to that
davesprite
>>740711
send me a vial modworm
davesprite
>>740726
ty i appreciate the offer
but i try not to take money from frens
it creates complications
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bwa
anon
>>740722
The only crime I know is being a brat and the only punishment I know is finishing inside
>>740733
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u need meds more than that matters nor do I expect anything ever
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but hope u can figure out the money and then try n put that towards it
davesprite
no one is over everything is gonna be okay
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stop
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I'm over if that's the case
davesprite
>>740736
yeah i know ;~;
atp i am developing uncertainty about it tho
stuff i don't necessarily wanna detail here but tbh i have sort of been making a choice about it and testing some theories
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ye just need to break past it or else gonna suffer more even if u think its just
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then get or make gel or stuffs, don't just give up on stuff that is gonna be helping u more than u think
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but try n do that
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weba
davesprite
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guh i will try and figure something out dw
at least, will do when i am once again sure what i actually need
ty fren
::hug
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best wishes
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but also should pursue the things chu have felt helped before or that would bring self back to what u were on even if uncertain, while being safe
but also try to see if can get the other things needed
davesprite
i just wanna be healthy rly
you hit a certain point with an ailing body and it's like who cares if it's ugly i just want to not be dead before 50
davesprite
gender is for the abled
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probably better than ur view of self though, but take n get the care u need
helps get self to that point, even though you'll probably make it n be in a place better than ur thoughts put into your head - though an important part of that is acting on the things, even if feeling uncertain at times, but still with educated caution n vigilance
davesprite
>>740754
reee it's not avpd
i have clear reasons for my behavior they're just personal, i can explain in dm :p
>>740756
heheheh fair
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not calling u out
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also if u like, we have encrypted comms w 10 of the main peeps here - and the ones who don't use disc especially on element.envs.net
>>740761>>740763
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just takes an email to setup
davesprite
>>740759
ooh neat
>download our app
oh... later then
will check it out tho lol
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if u have a computer rn u can just use web client
>>740765
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its federated so there's different app clients and sites hosting it
davesprite
>>740762
i have this disease where i want to do everything social on my phone and opening my computer makes me wanna work heh
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>>740763
envs is a bunch of German hackers and privacy activist types that host encrypted tools and such for free
>>740772
fentphone
I see so is this like a place for worms to talk you have presented
0.1797% laptopbooger!boymodewng
walla walla
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element/matrix is the software but envs is just a host for it
0.1798% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i love the matrix and elements
>>740774
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its like signal but with the comforts and community features of discord
davesprite
>>740771
i love the animatrix
it has a robot good dog
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do make sure to save your keys though to a password manager or somewhere you can keep it safe
>>740780
davesprite
aw man passkeys nooo i always fuck up passkeys lol
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its just a
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code
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not passkey type thing
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like it'll still let you login but you're messages from the past will be encrypted if not
>>740783
anon
Saeki when are you going to sit on my back while I do push ups!!!
>>740786
davesprite
>>740781
good security feature tbh, that's nice
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hehe
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if worms set it up I'm sure u can add a few who are on, if I'm not
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okej
anon
I need it so that I can get even more FIT
anon
That and also like, my shoulders hurt lol
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;u;;
anon
Nah that's normal
anon
But also when I do a bunch
anon
I just repeatedly do the push up motion even as I sit down lol
fentphone
Aaron Rodgers is pretending that he isn’t gay again
>>740798
fentphone
I knew he was gay ever since he went into that tiny weird tent during this game
fentphone
what kind of masculine guy would go into a tiny tent
anon
>>740795
Leave the old gay man alone, he's hidden it for so long he doesn't know what he is anymore
fentphone
holy shit that game was nearly 10 years ago
fentphone
why do I remember a gay football player going into a gay tiny tent during a game to do something that was never explained like nearly a full decade ago
fentphone
do you think it was a JO Tent
anon
I saw Drew Brees one time and I just want to say ain't no way he is 6 feet tall
anon
He is like... 5'10 at best
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oe
anon
saeki
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twinkt
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twinky
anon
hi!
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haiii
anon
Luca
Luca
hiya, twink
anon
push ups
anon
You should do calisthenics with me
Luca
damn... it is better with people
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awe
Luca
Ok, what we doing first?
anon
I am just doing push ups lole
Luca
how many sets?
anon
er I did 3 sets of 50
Luca
jesus... christ, that's a lot, don't you have like a weight vest or something
>>740825
anon
That's why I need someone to sit on my back
anon
I can do the uh
anon
The thing where you push up into the air and clap
anon
and then do the thing when you bring your elbow down for the downward part
anon
I just watched that show with Sportacus and then do that
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watching stream n has video of Ben Shapiro on sweeping for trump Epstein
>>740833
0.1799% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what
anon
>>740831
Oh yeah God seeing them close rank on this
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waaaah gen z gets news from the left and tik tok and they're being conspiratorial thinking Epstein was a trafficker
0.1800% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what
Luca
Well then, three sets. I'll do 'em.
>>740838
0.1801% laptopbooger!boymodewng
well
Luca
gotta take off my glasses, hold em
anon
Oke :)
fentphone
I need this job bros I need gym membership money
>>740842
fentphone
>>740842
I Want To Pick Up The Big Rock In Front Of The Other Guys And Hear Them Cheer Me On
anon
I do it for the love of the game
0.1802% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>740842
calistenics isn't that what the pope is
>>740846
anon
I have a pump going and now I feel like I have bara arms I need to WAX
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ouuu
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do u do ur waxing urselff
>>740854
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awroo
anon
Full Metal Jacket but instead the Drill Sergent meows at them
straw bury
but the drill seargent is a truscum
>I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN SISSIES, AUTOGENYPHILES, HUSSTUSSIES
anon
.play full metal jacket opening scene
straw bury
>I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN IF YOU ARE A PASSOID, A TWINKHON, AN OGREHON, A CISHON OR ANYTHING INBETWEEN
>>740899
0.1803% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why do you not give? i thought you were charitable
>>740865
straw bury
>>740864
NOTHING IS GIVEN TO U FOR FREE IN THIS MANS ARMY, PRIVATE. NOW PUT ON THE SKIRT
anon
.play full metal jacket choke yourself
anon
>Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle
>sir, mreow :3, sir
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:3
anon
.play full metal jacket obstacle course
straw bury
dont listen to booger
>>740880
straw bury
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>im gonna rip ur balls off
::blush
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:333
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do it
anon
kinky
straw bury
diy mastectomy if u will
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diy orchi
straw bury
wait thats the wrong thing lmfao
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hehe
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u wan ur boobs
straw bury
yup :3
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pretty
straw bury
maybe i will get rid of my small ones so i can replace them with big ones
anon
:)
0.1805% laptopbooger!boymodewng
/>>740896
anon
>>740863
Is this what they mean when they say the "they/them" woke army
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gonna look up what dose I should start w or stuff
anon
They just like me for real doing my push ups
Luca
making me realize how out of shape I am lmfao
anon
What did you finally finish off?
Luca
or more like weak
Luca
3 sets of 10
anon
I guess I have to do another 3 sets to motivate you
Luca
my tiny chest can't handle anymore
Luca
i'm pumped let me go look in the mirror
Luca
feels good though...
Luca
i'll have to get back into my old calisthenics routine that I had going for like 4 months
>>740923
Luca
.play full metal jacket duality of man
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lol
straw bury
"im not a cat! im not a cat!" i continue to insist as my words start morphing into meows and i shrink into a tiny little kitty cat
>>740927
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dawww
straw bury
>>740927
#edit this to be all cute little cat meows
anon
>>740929
You have to do them, or else....
anon
You can just do two sets of five!
Luca
sound like that fucking dude I went to the gym with for a few months
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lol
Luca
ok...
anon
And then we'll do some squats and crunches to round it out
straw bury
>>740937
for a second i thought this said "im a mutilator"
anon
>>740942
idk buut the kitty is cute :D
anon
Saeki!
anon
I want to cook for you
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bwaaa
anon
What do you want
anon
For me to bake
anon
Nah something that I can bake and mail
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idk, pasta or stuff wud be gud rn or
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may make cinnamon rolls n would make
anon
I WANT TO GLAZE YOU LIKE A CINNAMON ROLL
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awww
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and hhHh
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hmmm
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in gen I'm unsure what would be smth I'd like if were to ever send
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I wan be able to make proper melon pans n stuff myself though in time
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made w/o enough sweet
anon
I will make you some conchas then send you a mix to make the uh like hot chocolate thingie you dip them in
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<3
anon
Conchas are like alright but they need the hot chocolate drink
anon
and you dip them in it and they get all moist and like
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mmm
anon
soggy but in a good way
Luca
damn I want fucking conchas
Luca
nah, you know what, make some champurrado with it
>>740971
anon
>>740970
THAT"S what it is called, champurrado
anon
I just call it hot chocolate but it isn't really hot chocolate it's like thicker
anon
I think they do butter in it
Luca
They put masa in it
anon
OH YEAH
anon
That makes sense yea
anon
I normally put salted butter in my hot chocolate lol
Luca
champurrado reminds me of my grandmother
Luca
sweetest woman you've ever met
anon
I will make you conchas and champurrado, but in exchange
anon
you have to do crunches with me
anon
Saeki you don't have to do anything for conchas, I want you to be a lazy girl, Luca has to do crunches though
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wish i didn't feel so useless bwa
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and pet
anon
You aren't though, you've done alot of things that are like actually really impressive and important
anon
I'm not even like saying this to glaze you, you've done important things and you deserve to feel some pride in it lol
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patpat
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appreciate i err
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I just barely err
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like been in a situation where I've barely earned money from stuffs
anon
Like you've done more for a good cause than most people have done in their whole lives, it makes me sad that you feel like that because is like you are good and you have done important stuff
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bwaaa
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just feel incredibly useless when I get where I wanna talk to people/reach out to people and feel unable to at all
>>741008
Luca
jesus fuck
Luca
ok
Luca
hold on
Luca
what else?
anon
We will do crunches, squats, and then burpees at the end but that was supposed to be a secret
Luca
I hate you
Luca
thank you for pushing me though
anon
>>740998
I get that, yeah, that happens to me to, but it's important that like you understand that like you are talented and also like you've done good shit, you can do this and I understand the anxiety and such
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yeh
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I get where I wanna step err
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I have this drive to get back into the things I did before but I feel unable to reach out so it gets hard, even though ik once I have the momentum n stuff I probably could
>>741020
anon
>>741015
I agree with this initiative!!! (I disagree I like being called a slut :))
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less so headbanging but nodding to keep beat or stuffs
anon
>>741013
It's important to push for that initial momentum, you gotta go full send and go for it
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might see if I have a tank top cus hot
anon
I am going to do my crunches while you do that, I have to do it so that I can push Luca
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changed into one
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we have a lot but not metal
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aw
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get ones u can
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I remember I was gonna see about selling samiyam some at one point but didn't
wish I got his 'wish you were here' shirt tho gah
straw bury
saeki would it be wierd if the cannibal corpse shirt stayed on during the cuddle sesh
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nuh hehe
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think I'm gonna make noms n try to get things done but see if energy comes from
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