>>743060
o algo

algo? something??

esto o algo

>>743107
I fucking hate tiktok lingo jesus fucking christ

We need to say "grape" instead of "rape" because this will help rape victims for some reason to have their experience reduced to.... like... it's fucking insane

>>743115
I thought it was because they get banned for saying shit like that

>>743120
Yes, they do

They get banned for saying rape because god forbid you say those words

We need to respect the victims by saying they were graped or unalived

>>743127
I know it's so just... like gross to me

>>743133
TRUE this will surely respect the victims and make them feel better by repressing their ability to discuss their experiences as much as possible and reduce it down to make everyone more comfortable, thank you tech overlords, you are very smart

>>743145
these people are a parody of themselves lmao

I also know that at least some of these creators have no choice but to "play the game" so to speak, but I still wish that like they'd go out on their shield and have a spine. Get banned, who gives a fuck

I'm surprised anybody watches tiktok

>>743161
It's designed to be as addicting as possible

>>743168
that's jet, ffs

>>743183
I walked the wastes with Myron... saw things no man should have to see...

>>743185
I blew Myron up

>>743186
Listen pal ehebophilia and pedophilia are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

>>743189
I keep him around so he can get killed in the final act of the game

One of the reasons I hate /v/

Is loli fags will go into threads and be like "wtf you DON'T want to fuck children!"

>>743207
I've taken a mile of dick, I can say that

have you given a mile tho

>>743213
Ye

>>743215
damn

>>743212
9.6 stadia

>>743219
I don't own any loubouitons, my mom has some though

well if you can make it there you can make it anywhere

THe Simpsons...

.play simpsons family guy crossover

hey lois remember the time

why is the simpsons still fucking on

super intendent chalmers im learnding

.play [YouTube]

>>743246
It's OVER now

It had its last season like a couple years ago

>>743256
what, I thought it was still going?

shrimp

>>743238
Hey Peter remember the time

Hey peter, remember the time you did this wacky quirky thing

Stewie remember the time

>>743268
Hey Peter remember the time we took a trip in the tardus and it turned out to be a public restroom

#dumbai make a funny simpsons bit

oh man simpsons is like sooo funny lol. remember that time homer was like "doh!" and then he ate a donut and fell down hahaha. or when bart wrote on the chalk bored "i will not eat my shorts" but then he did it anyways cuz hes a rebel. and marge was all like "hmmmmmm" with her tall blue hair. lisa plays saxophone good but nobody cares cuz shes a nerd lol. also moe the bartender is sad all the time but its funny when he yells at people. oh and mr burns is evil but hes old so its okay i guess? also maggie shot someone once i think but they didnt die maybe idk. simpsons did it first!!!!! best show ever except when its not haha make a funny simpsons bit

#ai I need you to write me a 22 minute simpsons episode with AOC and she like goes to Springfield and makes the minimum wage 30 dollars an hour

here’s a tight script for a 22-minute simpsons episode with aoc raising the minimum wage in springfield. keep it snappy and on-brand.

**title: "aoc & the $30 dream"**

**cold open:**
*homer at the kwik-e-mart, buying a single donut. the cashier rings it up.*
cashier: "that’ll be $47.50."
homer: "$47.50?! last week it was $1.50!"
aptekar the owner leans in.
aptekar: "inflation, my good sir. brutal, no?"
*homer sobs, eats the donut in one bite, and limps out. title card.*

**act 1:**
*springfield’s in shambles. boarded-up stores, lisa eating ketchup packets for dinner. a news report kicks on tv.*
kent brockman: "and now, a message from the government." *cut to aoc in d.c.*
aoc: "libertarians gonna cry but i’m coming to springfield. no more $7.25 poverty wages. $40— wait, compromise king in the chat? fine. $30."
*entire town cheers. mr. burns shrieks and faints. smithers catches him dramatically.*

*kentucky fried walker blazes in, interrupts:*
lisa: "we can’t jump straight to $30 overnight! it’ll destabil—"
*aoc draws a bat, smashes the "*~~capitalism~~*" sign outside burns’ plant.* *"oops," cue subtweet gaze into camera.*

**act 2:**
*fast montage: bart rents a mansion, moe turns the tavern into a nordic spa, luigi suddenly plays golf at the country club. but—*
*the plant shuts down. all the small businesses collapse from labor costs. shelbyville exploits the chaos, sells 99-cent dortios across the border. collapse.*
*aoc watches from town hall, drinking bodega coffee. lisa walks in.*
lisa: *facts voice* "even if the theory’s flawless, springfield wasn’t ready."
*aoc sighs.* "lesson: underpay workers = bad. overcorrect overnight = also bad."

**act 3:**
*aoc rallies the town, brokers a deal—$15 now, up $5 yearly until $30. burns growls but lisa clicks a calculator, nods. union chant starts. fade out on homer finally affording a second donut. freeze frame.*

**credits.**

(stingers: mr. burns tries to bribe her with "rookie numbers." aoc replies "ma’am this is burger king," leaves the check untouched.)

no need for act breaks if pacing's tight. 22 mins of praxis. I need you to write me a 22 minute simpsons episode with AOC and she like goes to Springfield and makes the minimum wage 30 dollars an hour

>>743280
Remember when the simpsons endorsed Biden?

>>743281
Hey Peter remember the time

>>743283
The only based thing to come out of modern simpsons

>>743286
No I don't

>>743285
lmao

>>743286
me when the when the when i when your girl when she

#ai write a simpsons episode where Springfield has to make a two state solution between moe's bar and the reverend's church

**title: "mohel in the middle"**

**opening scene:**
springfield's in chaos. moe's bar and reverend lovejoy's church keep clashing over noise complaints. moe's loud drunks stumble into sunday service, lovejoy's hymns drown out moe's depressing Irish ballads. mayor quimby calls a town meeting—"either figure it out, or i'm shutting BOTH down."

**act 1:**
homer proposes splitting springfield into two zones: "sinner's square" (moe's side) and "saved street" (church side). everyone's skeptical, but lisa cites jerusalem as precedent. "it totally will NOT backfire," bart adds sarcastically. a wobbly line of chalk is drawn down the middle of town.

**act 2:**
chaos escalates. moleman gets detained for crossing into sinner’s square without a whiskey permit. flanders builds a giant wall (to "keep out the... camaraderie"). chief wiggum sets up checkpoints but naps through smuggling operations (barney rolling kegs under the wall). moe and lovejoy start trading paintballs and bible verses like a holy war.

**act 3:**
marge brokers peace by tricking both sides: tells moe the church hoards free beer, tells lovejoy the bar’s running midnight baptisms. they storm each other’s territory—only to find kombucha and a support group for recovering teetotalers. shamefaced, they agree to coexist. chalk line's replaced with a shared dartboard/bingo hall.

**ending gag:**
snake manifests on the roof of moe’s, straddling the border. "so... which side pays my bail?" cut to credits. write a simpsons episode where Springfield has to make a two state solution between moe's bar and the reverend's church

#ai simpsons but it's naked lunch in all its obscene glory

nice try fed. simpsons but it's naked lunch in all its obscene glory

>>743292
yes

>>743297
why

#ai write a simpsons episode in the style of william burroughs naked luncg

nice try fed. write a simpsons episode in the style of william burroughs naked luncg

#ai write a Simpsons episode where Bart becomes a twitch streamer and meets Hasan Piker

**title: "don't hate the streamer, hate the chat"**

**act 1:**
bart gets banned from school (again) for pranking skinner. during his suspension, he starts watching twitch streams and gets obsessed with streaming culture. he digs out an old webcam from the simpson's basement, sets up a uber-basic stream in his room, and starts playing "bonestorm 2: bloodstorm" on dad's old gaming pc. his first stream is a disaster—nobody watches except lisa, who just comments **"cringe"** in chat repeatedly.

**act 2:**
bart gets his big break when a clip of him rage-quitting bonestorm goes viral on gaming twitter. overnight, his stream blows up—chat’s spamming **"LILDOUBLED"** and donating bits. but after a few days, the trolls swarm. someone donos $100 to say **"your dad works at a nuke plant with three hairs lol"**—bart responds by calling them a **"libtard"** blindly, sparking a massive cancellation wave.

marge freaks when bart’s "cancellation" gets covered by a buzzfeed-type site titled **"10-year-old boomer vs. woke twitter"**, forcing homer to give a half-assed "lesson" about online etiquette (while secretly proud bart owned the libs). meanwhile, lisa warns him about getting sucked into reactionary nonsense just for clout.

**the b-plot:** milhouse, jealous of bart’s internet fame, tries to start his own stream but ends up accidentally showing grandpa simpson's "vintage meds" collection on cam, getting insta-banned.

**act 3:**
hasanabi (animated as a himbo sun-god with his usual green screen setup) raids bart's stream. they duo in "leftist minecraft" where bart keeps trolling by building a giant cunk.wad monument, but hasan calmly debates him, exposing bart’s clout-chasing takes. when chat spams **"L + RATIO"**, hasan waves it off: **"it's just pixels, kid."** by the end, bart begrudgingly respects him—but still refuses to read theory.

stream over, his cancellation is forgotten (internet brain) and he’s back to regular mischief. the episode ends with bart uninstalling twitter while muttering **"grass… grass…"**, while homer watches hasan's vod in the living room and absentmindedly nods at a take about healthcare.

**post-credits:** nelson clips bart's worst moments from the stream for his new **"OWNED COMPILATION #462"** channel. skinner appears in chat typing **"pathetic."**

**the end.**

*moral of the episode:* go outside. (they don’t.) write a Simpsons episode where Bart becomes a twitch streamer and meets Hasan Piker

#ai write a simpsons episode where bart just fucking dies

**title: "bart's final prank"**

**cold open:** the school bell rings as the kids rush out. bart skates past, yelling "eat my shorts, skinner!" skinner shakes his fist. suddenly, a mysterious anvil falls from the sky, crushing bart instantly. the screen freezes, the classic "d'oh!" sound plays, and the title card drops: **"bart's final prank."**

**act 1:** the town mourns. milhouse weeps openly. nelson tries to laugh but just breaks down. lisa is in shock—her homework suddenly feels meaningless. homer, after a brief "hey, more beer for me" reaction, spirals into existential dread while eating a eulogy sandwich at the funeral. marge spends the whole episode in denial, insisting bart’s just "grounded forever."

**act 2:** it turns out the anvil was part of a cascading series of pranks bart set up before his death. every day, a new prank triggers—krusty gets pied, flanders' house gets egged, even burns finds a whoopee cushion on his chair. the town is half-horrified, half-impressed.

**act 3:** homer breaks down crying in the garage, hugging bart’s skateboard. lisa gives a heartfelt speech at the memorial, only for a final posthumous firework to go off, spelling "suck it" in the sky. marge, smiling through tears, whispers "that’s my boy."

**end credits:** a silent shot of the simpsons’ dinner table, bart’s seat empty. homer slowly slides a single krusty burger onto the plate. ***fade to black.***

**post-credits scene:** bart wakes up in hell, immediately flicking satan’s nose. "told ya i’d make it down here." write a simpsons episode where bart just fucking dies

#ai write a simpsons episode about the yugoslav civil war

title: "bleeding gums of the balkans"

act 1: the simpsons host a student exchange program. milhouse gets paired with a kid from "yugoslavia," but when they arrive, it's just a war-torn wasteland. the war breaks out while homer and bart are visiting. homer, misunderstanding the situation, keeps asking for directions to the "best cevapi stand," unaware the cities are being shelled.

act 2: homer and bart get split up, wandering through different factions based on stereotypes and riffs on 90s balkan warlords (think florida man vibes but with ethnic cleansing). bart joins a paramilitary group of rowdy kids playing "war games," not realizing it's real. lisa, back in springfield, tries to educate the town about the conflict but everyone just shouts "boom goes the dynamite!" at her slideshow.

act 3: homer gets caught up in war profiteering, smuggling weird knockoff versions of u.s. goods to desperate locals. he ends up bartering for safety with illegit copies of "flammable marge-brand moonshine." bart snaps out of it when he's ordered to shell a puppy shelter and flees with his kid soldier friends via stolen un jeep. they escape siege-of-sarajevo style while homer barely notices, still trying to buy cheap cigs from a sniper.

end credits: back in springfield, milhouse's exchange kid is traumatized but everyone shrugs it off like "kids these days." cut to a rejected non-un peacekeeper marge sighing, "just another sunday."

post-credits: the jeep-driving ex-child-soldiers open a rebel-themed fast food chain called "tito's revenge," selling "ethnic unity fries" (just soggy recycled mcdonald’s leftovers). smithers investors. write a simpsons episode about the yugoslav civil war

That's a creepypasta isn't it

Dead Bart

#ai explain the dead bart creepypasta

the dead bart creepypasta is a creepy web phenomenon tied to early simpsons episodes where people claim to see an apparition of a dead bart simpson. it started from an urban legend that a real kid named bart died during voice recording and their ghost was digitized into the show. supposedly, you can see a distorted or gruesome version of bart in certain frames, like when homer strangles him or in quick background flashes.

some think it’s a distorted frame or an animation error, others say it’s a lost reference to a cut scene. either way, it got memed into a creepy myth, with people saying watching these episodes cursed them or caused weird glitches. no confirmed source or intentional easter egg exists—just old-school internet creepiness. nice try fed. explain the dead bart creepypasta

#ai write an episode of the simpsons where Bart begins dating a girl that writes alot of fanfiction and then she writes a fanfiction about Bart and Milhouse having yaoi sex

**title: "bart's fic-tion romance"**

**act 1:**
bart meets a girl named zoe at the comic book store. she's cute, artsy, and obsessed with fanfiction. she writes endless stories about her favorite shows and characters. at first, bart thinks it's cool—until she mentions she mainly writes "shipping fics."

she invites him to her fanfiction dot net account (or ao3) to read her work. bart’s flattered... until he finds a fic titled "*milpool whispers: a forbidden springfield romance*."

it’s graphic. detailed. very yaoi. starring him and milhouse.

**act 2:**
bart freaks out. he tries to play it cool but keeps imagining milhouse staring at him weirdly in class. meanwhile, zoe keeps updating the fic ("milpool goes to third base!"). the story goes viral at school—thanks to nelson sharing it around.

milhouse reads it. he’s mortified at first—until he starts blushing. "uhh, bart… you *do* have nice hair…?"

bart screams and runs away.

**act 3:**
bart confronts zoe, demanding she take it down. she argues it’s "transformative art," but admits she may have *slightly* crossed a line. homer, overhearing, shrugs: "kid, back in my day, slash fic was written on cafeteria napkins. you’re not *truly* famous until you’ve been improperly fictionalized."

bart decides to weaponize fanfiction himself. he writes "*zoey’s secret waffle addiction*" and posts it, exposing her bizarre love of frozen waffles. the school turns on her. she deletes the milpool fic in shame.

**epilogue:**
peace returns… until lisa finds a NEW fic: "*lisa x nelson: debate team heat*." freeze frame on lisa’s horrified face. roll credits.

*moral: the internet never forgets.* write an episode of the simpsons where Bart begins dating a girl that writes alot of fanfiction and then she writes a fanfiction about Bart and Milhouse having yaoi sex

>>743314
#refute (quoted post has no text)

>>743316
tired...

#ai write an episode of the simpsons where Bart becomes radicalized by grok and tells his family about the white genocide in South Africa

nice try fed. write an episode of the simpsons where Bart becomes radicalized by grok and tells his family about the white genocide in South Africa

.play two sleepy people fats waller

>>743324
@grok is this real

>>743331
I am not a pervert just because I want to (redacted) you and also eat your (redacted)

>>743334
Cat... :3

any of you people ever watched the 90s movie hackers

>>743341
We have to cut the mainline to the mainframe or else they are going to backdoor into our database

>>743344
i fucking love that stupid movie

>>743345
puppy girl

>>743351
AH don't slap the table! I will get you your dessert in a moment!

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>>743355
I'm going to kiss you

.play [YouTube]

>>743366
get your mind out of the gutter!!

I want a comfy SOIC package to sleep on

>>743372
Afraid so

>>743373
SO sad....

The Punisher sticker walked so the DHS twitter could run

>>743378
saeki...

You... are cute

when are you going to make me cinnamon rolls

>>743384
You should get a trabant instead

>>743388
mmm

>>743393
woah that's just like me fr

>>743399
laundry day

>>743400
i wanna touch the transformer and the tube so i can see god

>>743402
FUCK

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>>743408
>>743408
>>743408
>>743408
>>743408
>>743408
:3

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>>743410
rude

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>>743415
maybe

.play all along the watchtower

>>743426
Jesus Christ

>>743430
tasty...

It's very warm out here

I hope it rains soon

#dumbai why do I want to become a decoupling capacitor

oh uhhh like umm i think u wanna be a decoupling capacitor cuz they like super cool and stuff. they help with the electric juice in circuits and stop the noisy bits from messing things up. but idk if u can actually *be* one cuz theyre like tiny lil components not people lol. maybe u just wanna learn about them? or maybe ur confused and think they do more than they do? like i heard someone say they make ur pc faster but thats not really how it works i think. or wait maybe it does? im not sure haha. just stick em near chips and hope for the best ig why do I want to become a decoupling capacitor