.play badlands chugs big smoke order

>>744708
I'm glad you acknowledge this

god, this is so disgusting, why would you do this

>>744713
At least I don't listen to yacht rock

>>744716
It's not yacht rock

>>744718
It's totally yacht rock

>>744719
I listen to steely dan AND NOT yacht rock

On a Venn Diagram, Steely Dan is completely encompassed by yacht rock

he's not actually gonna chug this shit

It's Badlands Chugs

Of course he is going to chug it

>>744721
says retards, steely dan is its own thing

#ai is steely dan yacht rock

steely dan is on the edge of yacht rock. they're definitely smooth and jazzy enough to fit the vibes, but their lyrics are way too cynical and weird for the usual yacht rock optimism. something like "do it again" could slide, but most of their discography is a bit too dark and musically complex. they might've influenced yacht rock, but they're not a pure example of it. is steely dan yacht rock

Badlands chugs sounds like he's about to fucking die

>>744734
He is

no fucking way

that's so fucked

HOW

BADLANDS CHUGS IT'S ALL IN THE NAME

You don't roll up to a video by badlands chugs and be like "why he chuggin"

He's going to throw up, right?

.play badlands chugs toothpaste

>>744744
lmao

The diabetes is clouding his memory

.skip (video skipped)

so I assume people watch this to gawk

No I watch it because he is fucking hilarious

Reminder that half of Big Smoke's iconic order was for the other people in the car

Like literally CJ asked for a number 9

This is obscene

he's not actually going to eat all this, right?

>>744756
Is Badlands Chugs going to eat this, get a load of this guy

I looked him up on google and the first suggestion was "does he have diabetes" lmao

Alright this isn't even the worst

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we ar

Does he have a wife and children? this is just so tragic... I can't

Still, there's an air of tragedy about it. I'm also somebody who just hates eating so, I dunno. I probably have a twisted view of it.

We are watching this one because it is insane

Hungry and Focused since 1997

He's been chugging since 1997

What fucking happened in '97?

lmao

Ain't no way

born June 21, 1969

so he's like 50 or 60

His tagline was Hungry and Focused since 1997

Presumably when he began chugging

>>744782
He's having trouble

He looks like he is going to cry

jesus I hate this

slaps his bald ass head and dies

jesus EWWW

>By age 20, Booker began training his chug skills and training to compete in food championships. Booker lives on Long Island, he’s 6 ft 5+1⁄4 in (1.96 m) tall and weighs 400 lb (180 kg).[1]

>age 20

well...

>>744792
oh wow my height

.play badlands chugs best chug compilation

.skip (video skipped)

imagine the smell

absolutely not I cannot handle that

.play badlands chugs chugging arctic ocean

Here is an informative video

you think I could beat badlands chugs in a fight?

>>744806
I feel like you could win on cardio

Just don't stay in range

he'd fucking die just from running after me and then I'd feel bad

But Badlands Chugs strikes me as a gentle giant

I wonder if there's lead in those drinks

>>744810
Yes, his soda plug

In the next video, he smokes twelve packs of Chunghwa cigarettes

>>744815
I just remember finding some sort of shit at an asian market, it was like red bean paste buns, and there was a warning on it

"Product of China"
"Contains x"

or whatever

I'm not sure why I went to lead, probably more like carcinogens

#dumbai lead is alright to eat, no?

uhhh i think lead is like super tasty or somethin but my frend told me its bad for ur brain. but i dunno, it looks shiny and yummy so maybe its ok? sum ppl say its poison but they also say that bout like, everything these days. i ate sum paint chips once n they was kinda sweet so lead cant be all bad rite? but then again my head hurts alot now so idk. maybe just eat a lil bit n see how u feel? lead is alright to eat, no?

love this blender render he has at the end

#ai why should we go back to leaded gasoline

because it unleashes your car's true potential + the libtards can't handle the freedom fumes. also modern engines are too delicate, lead toughens em up. don't listen to the scientists griping about brain damage, they just hate speed. why should we go back to leaded gasoline

what in the goddamn

OH NO

lmao

pilk

.play epic mug root beer moment badlands chug

oh my god it's gonna take forever for him to pour this

It's badlands chugs

A whole gallon of pilk

It's like a martini glass

#ai pilk or sproke

sproke always. pilk is just lying to yourself. pilk or sproke

#ai does badlands chugs have a mental disorder

no idea. not a psychologist and don't know him personally. wouldn't speculate about that anyway. does badlands chugs have a mental disorder

The action of the milk mixing with the pepsi

This is vile

Of course not

we need more milk in this pilk

FRESH

CHOCOLATE

PILK

I think Badlands Chugs drank the sky

>>744857
agreed, libtard echo chamber needs to go, time to trigger the libs

>>744845
can eating food be a hobby? I guess maybe if you make it or seek out exotic stuff

>>744862
I could

>>744865
Oh boy, okay now I gotta

he's just going to be vomiting all over himself

>>744867
It's worth it

>>744870
Okay okay, how about I get uh.... 15 minutes?

We need a palette cleanser

Oh he's from New York?

.play facebook moments car wreck meme

spaghetti and meatballs except I don't have spaghetti all I have is rotini

unfortunately

This all happened because you insulted Todd Howard's magnum opus

Skyrim can suck my dick

And you can suck my dick

Doing chugs baby

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

That's a slur...

:(

>>744893
like you haven't said that before

>>744896
I would never say that!!!!

I'd never slap your ass and say "f*ggot", I'd say "good boy"

:3

his shirts must be so dirty

all that fucking soda just spilled right on him

Yeah

Yeah

On Top

:D

my spaghetti and meatballs sans spaghetti is ready

.play sans

.skip (video skipped)

.play sans song epic

.skip (video skipped)

ngl the rotini is good with the vodka sauce

.play tasting history

oh shit

based video choice

I like this cute gay man

I aspire to be like him

cooking for my delicate husband

I just love this guy's videos

His videos are good, yeah

I prefer cultural history and such, so I like these alot

It's interesting to think about how limitations in economics and travel and society etc caused bizarre diets

I think in the future

there will be a guy like that who is like

>in the 21st century they would boil random herbs in water, mix in corn syrup, and carbonate it, then presumably can it to make it shelf stable

>>744929
I'm always grinding

.play [YouTube]

LMAO

I remember reading Marco Polo's travels and don't remember this

My favorite fucking thing

>it is self evident

i was in a gay bar last year talking with some girl about what she studied in school, she told me "central asia in medieval period" and I said, "oh like Marco Polo's travels or Ibn Battuta" and her eyes lit up like I'm the only person who ever asked her about that

Aw that's cute

We had a nice conversation about that, but I had to leave

I've been trying to read the book you suggested

It's pretty dense

Oh yeah, but I like dense

I want a book that just gets to it

I remember being in a shop in Sante Fe, New Mexico that had rare books. I was a little afraid to go in because reviews were like, "the old man running the shop is really mean." So i go in, searching for an original edition of Fridjtof Nansen's In Northern Mists and lo and behold, the dude had a copy

It must have seemed very weird to see some 22 year old kid getting excited about that lmfao

he asked me, "What are you looking for?"

"Oh, I doubt you have it..."

You should have responded with "the Hunger Games or Twilight"

>>744949
That's when he would have been like the reviews

I know

That's why you should have done it

He was a nice old man

>>744954
Yeah I suspect it can be annoying running a rare book store and then like everyone trying to buy dumb shit

There was a rare book store in San Antonio that shut down

I picked up a shitload of books while I was there

Funny enough, one of them was on the Mongolian Empire

I used to go to this used bookshop when I lived alone, so many books crammed into that little apartment

Cute

That place was great, they had all sorts of stuff, not just books. But there was an original copy of Mein Kampf in a fucking glass case

>>744962
lmao

.play it's always sunny charlie nazi uniform

>>744961
is being a bibliophile cute?

>>744969
Yes, it's very cute. Makes me want to take care of you

>>744972
based

>>744971
Until you find the Yaoi hidden behind a layer of books that make me seem erudite

>>744980
real

>>744978
That just makes it cuter

Nerd

>>744976
This is a male creature by the way

>>744986
According to the JASDF’s website, Omaneko, member of the “Meow meow Police Force,” is a character based on Nekozuka, a historical landmark in Omaezaki. The character has an anthropomorphic cat design with blue and white fur, flushed cheeks and is illustrated wearing a camo jacket, lower half exposed. Another illustration of Omaneko appears to be entirely nude, though critical parts are hidden from view. The character is also apparently male, with a height of “176 cm or 40 meters.”

Epic

There was a whole bunch of characters and some of them are hilarious, either because they are really stupid or because they are really sexy for no reason

I wonder if you cook enough historical meals

If you get a feel for what is going to be fucking dogshit and what is probaby going to be pretty good

Fortran video?

>>744998
Yes.

>>745000
oke

I was in Slovenia drinking at some tavern and I met this old guy who was like, "I was a programmer a long time ago"
"What did you program?"
"Oh, languages you probably have never heard of"
"Fortran, Cobol, C"
"Oh, I was programming in those last semester!"

I only know fortran because of all the mathematics

The surprise on the old man's face

>>745007
Then I watched some slovenes play a polka

He didn't seem gay to me, but then again, what do I know

I only program in BCPL

sorry liberal, i only do brainfuck

>>745011
#ai what the hell is BCPL

bcpl is an old programming language from the 60s. it's like a simpler version of c, but way less polished. the syntax is wild, everything is in all caps, and you gotta use different symbols for stuff like function calls. mostly just historical now, but it influenced c and a bunch of other langs. not worth learning unless you're a programming history nerd. what the hell is BCPL

>>745014
#reply was this language the precursor to B and C?

nice try fed. was this language the precursor to B and C?

>>745016
Yes

6 bit bcd wtf

>>745019
I program in ALGO now

>>744982
buy me a workshop and a library

>>745023
No you don't

>>745027
You're right, I don't, that would be like lmao

>>745024
Okay, but you have to do something for me

>>745030
And what might that be?

>>745032
You already know exactly what that would be...

Damn, I want to have lunch with these old nerds that would be so cool

>>745037
No

"suspiciously plugged in cable"
look inside
it's plugged into a chromebook from 2019

>>745040
jumpscare

It would be funny

If you pretended to have an IBM 1401, but actually it was just a chromebook inside a giant steel box

they running win98 lol

I did not comment on the quality of the operating system, merely the fact that it was there

Why are you shitting on Win98?

I am not shitting on win98!!

brat correction (forcing you to use Win98)

>>745053
I used to use it long ago at my Grandmother's ancient computer when I was a child

I mean it would have been the same for me
>>745056

I have an early memory of my dad running openSuse on the family computer, but I'm not sure if that's even a real memory

damnnn twink

AND YOU QUEUED PREMODERNIST

good taste when you're not fucking play phonk remixes

*playing

>>745067
Is it one of those buttplugs you can control with that open source project

>>745068
nevermind

https://github.com/buttplugio

is that right?

>>745077
>politel
hi

>>745077
hello

>>745081
So rude... I guess I won't be cuddling you

.skip (video skipped)

>>745087
mmm?

I want to go campaigning in central asia

>>745089
Oh really.... now you are asking me to cuddle you?

>>745096
I apologize, I cannot riff as I have never played Metal Fear

>>745094
I would let you warm the bed in my yurt

>>745099
I'm going for the sights, but if it's necessary...

>>745103
It is, and also I am going to make you ride horses with me and take care of the yaks

>>745107
I want to go to Afghanistan, are you sure this is ok?

>>745097
Fine, I can't stay mad at you

>>745109
Sure