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anon
seems like a bad idea for a website xd
guacamole" OR 1;
#poll votekick anonymous/yes, kick, destroy/no
anon## global mod
>>74241
anon why do you keep trying to raid the site
anon## global mod
>>74241
#slowspin
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@anonymous
sorry the people have spoken it's time to be votekicked
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>>74245
#turboweirdshorkspin
anon
i forgot all about weirdspin
anon
#weirdspin
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#sidespin
guacamole" OR 1;
#turbosidespin
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i wish it would go on forever....
>>74252
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powerful wizardry
anon
anon
you can do ;sidespin
anon
guacamole" OR 1;
this site just never gets old
>>74261
anon
>>74241
you should be friends with us instead :3 and play with silly chatboxes and stuff:3 we will only trans ur gender a little bit i promise
anon## admin
>>74259
thank u for using my website
anon## admin
>>74257
the liblang meta is rapidly evolving
guacamole" OR 1;
the libs are evolving
>>74265
anon
#set snowsize 9999
anon
>>74263
actblue 2 just dropped
shrimp
libbing up
anon
#set snowglow red
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#set snowcolor1 yellow
anon
#set snowcolor2 navy
shrimp
am i crazy or was the snow here the whole time
>>74274
guacamole" OR 1;
yes
shrimp
did i just get used to it
>>74275
guacamole" OR 1;
>>74270
here the whole time.... brain filters it out...
anon
what snow
guacamole" OR 1;
whoa
anon
u are crazy there was never a snow ????
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
did a massive raid tonight
>>74283
guacamole" OR 1;
it feels so wrong now that the snow is gone
shrimp
admin is learning our techniques
>>74284
guacamole" OR 1;
>>74279
haskellslut was the raider the whole time...............................................
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>>74281
learning from his children
anon
#snowsize 7
anon
#set snowsize 7
anon
#set snowsize 15
anon
that seems like a nice size :3
anon## global mod
>>74295
i was trying to ask you why you keep trying to raid our website
>>74304
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
anon## global mod
#cleartheme
guacamole" OR 1;
noo
guacamole" OR 1;
#cleartheme
anon## global mod
>>74295
pls respond
anon## global mod
>>74304
you keep trying to raid our site
anon
maybe its coincidence?
anon## global mod
>>74304
that is not true
anon## global mod
>>74304
just be honest
anon
#set snowcolor2 pink
anon
#set snowcolor1 blue
anon
#set snowcolor1 lightblue
anon
#set snowglow pink
anon
why does she carry collars on her
>>74322
anon
#set snowsize 22
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>>74320
emergencies happen all the time
anon
opworm is the snow gonna be seasonal or forever?
>>74325
shrimp
forever winter
anon## admin
>>74323
it will be removed eventually
anon## admin
when i stop being lazy
shrimp
can we add rain for spring and leaves for autumn
>>74328>>74329
anon
>>74327
omg this is such a good idea yes pls <3
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>>74327
#this ( ) )
shrimp
and a heatwave for summer
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wobbly posts
shrimp
maybe a glaring sun
shrimp
or forced brightmode
anon
its really confy i like it :3
shrimp
beevee
shrimp
::beevee
guacamole" OR 1;
::beevee
guacamole" OR 1;
fucked up
shrimp
gotta integrate the beevee booru
guacamole" OR 1;
is beevee a boymoder or a politics
anon
beevee is beevee
guacamole" OR 1;
so so so true
shrimp
technology
anon
beevee must be protected at all costs
anon
nooooooooooooooo
anon
>>74347
oh it's still up... i stopped paying the neocities premium thing to link to the domain...
shrimp
interesting..
shrimp
beevee persists
anon
.skip
shrimp
me too thanks
anon
nonnys do u wanna watch a vid essay its super good
anon
quueuue it
anon
>>74362
rantsona delenda est
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ratsonas must be destroyed...?
anon
>>74362
yussas they are so based
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cj talking about subjectivity like the fasion vid..... flat circle etc...
anon
>>74372
thank you my archive grows
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>>74374
rattatouille on her sweater already
>>74376
anon
mom spegguti
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>>74382
pizza tower enjoyer spotted
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>74387
#slap
anon
:(
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
XBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX LIVE
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>74389
vanished to the shadow realm...
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
financial advice tiktok is wild
>>74398
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
also
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
girl math
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
2 + 2 equals
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
XBOX LIVE
anon
>>74393
>hey anon have you considered penny stocks???
anon
>disney slop is a moral imperative
anon
were the rats were the rats we are the rats
anon
#cleartheme
anon
did everyone went to bed :c
anon
hi
anon
hii
anon
it’s good to go to bed too though fr fr
anon
henlo
anon
DEAR LIBERALS:
anon
#fish🐟
anon
opworm Stop making me have to Use Namibian IP addresses
anon
well not actually Namibian but South African
1.686% Bloober!boymodewng
>>74415
it's not fake
1.687% Bloober!boymodewng
you're fake if you believe that it's fake
1.688% Bloober!boymodewng
i am a proud american
1.689% Bloober!boymodewng
WELCOME NEW USERS
1.691% Bloober!boymodewng
what
1.692% Bloober!boymodewng
what
1.694% Bloober!boymodewng
>>74430
nah you're cute mi amigo
1.695% Bloober!boymodewng
wait fuck
1.696% Bloober!boymodewng
sorry wrong one
1.697% Bloober!boymodewng
nah you're cute meu amigo
♥p♥!nIOh.loris
>>74436
bonita
1.699% Bloober!boymodewng
você é tão ruim
♥p♥!nIOh.loris
sometimes
1.700% Bloober!boymodewng
não às vezes jajajajaja o tempo todo
1.701% Bloober!boymodewng
is this translate app good? lol
1.702% Bloober!boymodewng
is it even close
♥p♥!nIOh.loris
using Google would be better
1.703% Bloober!boymodewng
ouf it's that bad?
1.704% Bloober!boymodewng
i put in "not sometimes jajajaja all the time"
♥p♥!nIOh.loris
no it translated nicely
1.705% Bloober!boymodewng
oh okay entrusting
1.706% Bloober!boymodewng
♥p♥!nIOh.loris
imma sleep now cya boog
1.707% Bloober!boymodewng
1.708% Bloober!boymodewng
no you can't because you can't say it so therefore you can't do it
>>74452
1.709% Bloober!boymodewng
>>74452
- -
_
1.710% Bloober!boymodewng
gn
♥p♥!nIOh.loris
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
anon
ENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
1.711% Bloober!boymodewng
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDF
1.712% Bloober!boymodewng
.play mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
anon
he fucking died. what the fuck
anon
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when i read this, i was expecting him to literally be wearing a candy bracelet that so happened to cost $900k instead of, you know, a watch. disappointed tbh
anon
.play sonic.exe
anon
its interesting to see the sonic.exe fandom elevate to this level of autism
1.715% Bloober!boymodewng
holy based
1.716% Bloober!boymodewng
city building god
recima
LIBPOL
recima
IM A BOYMODERR
recima
LIBPOL
anon
join this
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
wait opworm where's the tax evasion pride flag
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
so anyway uhhh XBOX LIVE
anon
is recima perpetually high or drunk posting here
anon
rise from ur gwave
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
meow?
anon
:bee
anon
waow
nonners
#ksay balls
nonners
#ksay bowlz
anon
#ksay boojer's bowlz
name
#hsay booj 'n' balls
anon
#ksay penis
name
#hsay weenis
anon
#ksay hsay
name
#hsay ksay
name
k'say
name
me on both sides also dubs #oracle ()
>>74501
nonners
#hsay hello everyone whats goin gon
name
two same numbers
name
#ksay dick 'n' balls
nonners
#hsay gongongongongongongongongongongononognognonognogngno
anon
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you know shits real when you face someone with a custom avatar
name
paying for premium means they're a good player. it's simple economies of scale
>>74509
anon
>>74508
no i think most of the time they got that custom avatar as an award from a tournament win
anon
::cry
nonners
i have the best youtube feed
anon
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even more menacing: the gibberish account name with almost 1700 elo
i like sad things
the meta game i got into the most was gen 6 LC
i like sad things
but the LC meta made a ton of changes i really hate so its dead now
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
>>74512
postal 1 but it's about a boymoder going through ikea on a quest to get a blahaj
BigSadEnjoyer
what up
BigSadEnjoyer
sneeze a lot
BigSadEnjoyer
go back to sleep
recima
ibeint wann
anon
metal gear solid 2 but it's about a boymoder trying to stealthily navigate your parents home without your feminine features being spotted
>>74525
recima
>>74524
BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER
recima
BOYMODER
recima
BOYMODERS
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
meow
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
meow my digestive system is having an oopsie
nonners
#ai what is happening right now

It is difficult to say without more context. Can you provide more information?
what is happening right now
>>74533
nonners
>>74532
#reply in general

If you are referring to current events, there are a lot of things happening right now in the world. Some examples include ongoing political tensions and conflicts, natural disasters, advancements in technology and science, social movements and protests, economic changes, and cultural shifts. It's important to stay informed about what is going on around us so we can understand how it may impact our lives.
in general
nonners
>people are doing things
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>74526
>started at 15
... :(
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
I like my memes moldy
anon
i started at 21
anon
its over
BigSadEnjoyer
T_T
BigSadEnjoyer
shrimpy are you ready to be the 51st state of the united states??? we are so cooked
>>74561>>74543>>74544
anon
>>74542
>we should buy greenland
BigSadEnjoyer
honestly kind of based thooo we can all move there when the equator becomes an unliveable fiery hellscape
anon
hope that happens soon
>>74551
BigSadEnjoyer
T_T
anon
i want the world to end i want the world to end i want the world to end
>>74551
BigSadEnjoyer
misanthropy ISNT cool
anon
it is very cool and based actually
>>74551
anon
NUCLEAR WAR NOW
anon
f
anon
linkedin is satan
shrimp
>>74542
aint gonna happen
shrimp
we will burn down the whitehouse again
anon
linkedin is the patrick bateman of websites
nonners
straight up devil'
nonners
s work
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
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::thinkpad
nonners
i should post this on linkedin
>>74570
nonners
ive never posted anything
shrimp
linkedin is so cringe
nonners
>>74567
by this i mean the video
anon
the day i make a linkedin profile will be the day i lose my soul (never gonna happen)
nonners
where did you find your current job
>>74573
anon
i found it on stepstone and applied through their website >>74572
nonners
i still have an account but ive never actually benefited from it ig
nonners
ive applied to many jobs there but never actually got any
>>74579
anon
f
anon
i sent 1 (one) application to get my current job lol
shrimp
>>74576
cause you didnt have enough inspirational story posts about how proposing to your wife taught you about B2B transactions
nonners
maybe
shrimp
i wonder if linkedin will ad shorts
>>74583
nonners
this one company made a "job posting" once and they didnt even include a link or anything to apply from, it wasnt even an actual job post it was a normal post with text and pictures lmao, the funny thing is that the company specializes in HR and hiring and stuff using AI
anon
>>74581
oh no it would only be ads and corporate propaganda unlike on tiktok/youtube
anon
legendary post
nonners
Groimps
anon
i hate corporate presentations even as a meme
shrimp
they remind me more of school projects tbh
anon
howd your first day at school go btw
shrimp
it was ok basically just like introduction to what we're doing
shrimp
today is the first day we doin real learning
anon
i see
anon
glad to hear it went ok
shrimp
thanku..
nonners
lets find out!
anon
>>74594
>mesopotanian 6d demon drugs
nonners
oh ive seen those a lot
nonners
can i put
>increased shareholder value
on my resume
shrimp
if you did yeah
shrimp
you can also do it even if you didnt but thats lying
nonners
lying is badass
shrimp
true!
anon
>lie to get the job
anon
>learn on the job
anon
thats how its done
anon
im posting my fetish art on linkedln as a freelance artist
shrimp
thats powerful
nonners
i didnt even have a technical interview for my current job it was so weird
>>74610
nonners
they just asked a bunch of general questions
nonners
who buys resume templates lmao just go to overleaf.com
>>74613
nonners
>>74610
i had another interview few days before that one where it was like 2.5 hours of technical questions i was so tired when i came back, i did get the offer from there too but it was an internship and this one was a full time and paid like 3.5x more
>>74614>>74615
shrimp
>>74612
jesus christ they should have to pay you for that much time
>>74616
anon
>>74612
i can imagine... i once applied for a remote job and they sent me a programming task, and it was actually like 3-4 hours of work lmao like im not doing that for every job
nonners
>>74614
before the interview there was a small project we had to do to get to the interview stage, the project tool like 1 week
nonners
multi-stage hiring process is annoying
>>74621
shrimp
thats insane wtf
>>74620
shrimp
i get wanting to know who ur hiring can do work but damn...
anon
>>74618
yup. i sent back a solution that took me like 90 minutes and it failed some testcases and i was rejected lmao
>>74623
anon
>>74617
absolutely. its cancer
anon
#ai describe a work resume created by Bejita, uploaded on Linkedln

Name: Bejita
Contact Information:
Email Address: [email protected]
Phone Number: (123) 456-7890

Summary:
Highly motivated and results-driven individual with over 5 years of experience in project management and team leadership. Proven track record of successfully managing projects from conception to completion while meeting strict deadlines and budget constraints. Strong communication, problem-solving, and organizational skills.

Work Experience:

Project Manager | XYZ Company | January 2018 - Present
- Lead cross-functional teams to successfully deliver complex projects within scope, time, and budget.
- Develop project plans, timelines, resource allocations, and budgets.
- Communicate progress updates to stakeholders through regular meetings and reports.
- Identify potential risks and implement risk mitigation strategies.
- Collaborate with clients to understand their needs and ensure project requirements are met.

Team Leader | ABC Corporation | June 2015 - December 2017
- Managed a team of 10 employees in the production department.
- Ensured timely delivery of products by monitoring production schedules closely.
-Spearheaded process improvement initiatives resulting in a decrease in production costs by 15%.
-Mentored team members to improve their skills and productivity levels.

Junior Project Coordinator | DEF Industries| September 2014 - May 2015
-Drafted project proposals for potential clients based on their specific needs.
-Assisted senior project managers with coordinating tasks among team members.
-Conducted market research to identify new business opportunities.

Education:

Bachelor's Degree in Business Administration
University of California Los Angeles (UCLA)
September 2010 - June 2014

Skills:
Project Management • Team Leadership • Time Management • Budgeting & Cost Control • Communication • Problem Solving• Organizational Skills• Microsoft Office Suite• Risk Management•

Certifications:
Certified Project Manager (CPM)
Project Management Institute (PMI)

Languages:
English – Native proficiency
Spanish – Intermediate proficiency

References:
Available upon request.
describe a work resume created by Bejita, uploaded on Linkedln
nonners
or was that not allowed
anon
>>74623
i did and it worked with the given input, but i think they also used other input sooo
nonners
oh right, same thing happened to me once when i was applying to this embedded dev job. my solutions worked but still got rejected
anon
hate this stuff ngl good thing this stuff isnt as common in ee i think
anon
#ai describe a work resume created by Prince Bejita IV, uploaded on Linkedln

Prince Bejita IV

[Address] | [Phone Number] | [Email Address]

Objective:
Highly motivated and results-driven professional seeking a challenging role in the field of Business Management. Possessing exceptional leadership skills, strategic thinking abilities, and a proven track record of achieving organizational goals.

Education:
• Bachelor's Degree in Business Administration – University of Royal Families (URF), Kingdom of Saiyans (Graduated with Honors)
• Master's Degree in Marketing Management – URF, Kingdom of Saiyans (Graduated with Distinction)

Work Experience:

Company Name: Royal Enterprises Ltd.
Position: Assistant Manager
Duration: January 2016 - Present

• Assisted the General Manager in developing strategies to increase sales and profitability for various business units under the company.
• Successfully led a team of 10 employees to achieve monthly targets and improve customer satisfaction levels by implementing effective training programs.
• Conducted market research and analysis to identify new business opportunities for expansion into new markets.
• Collaborated with cross-functional teams to develop marketing campaigns that resulted in a 15% increase in brand awareness within one year.

Company Name: Saiyan Investment Group
Position: Junior Analyst
Duration: June 2014 - December 2015

• Supported senior analysts in conducting financial analysis on potential investment opportunities worth over $50 million.
• Prepared detailed reports on industry trends, competitor analysis, and financial projections which were presented to top management for decision-making purposes.
• Developed strong analytical skills through data interpretation from financial statements, economic indicators, and market research reports.

Skills:
• Leadership & Team Management
• Strategic Planning & Decision Making
• Market Research & Analysis
* Financial Analysis & Modeling
* Project Management

Certifications:
- Certified Business Strategist – Institute of Strategic Managers
- Agile Project Management Certification – International Association Of Project Managers

Languages:
Fluent English | Native Language

References:
Available upon request.

I am excited to bring my skills, experience, and passion for business management to contribute towards the success of your organization. Let's connect on Linkedln or via email to discuss potential opportunities further.
describe a work resume created by Prince Bejita IV, uploaded on Linkedln
nonners
dont you work as an embedded dev? what did they ask you?
>>74631>>74633
anon
#ai describe a work resume created by Prince Vegeta IV, from Dragon Ball, uploaded on Linkedln

Profile:
Highly motivated and results-driven professional with over 20 years of experience in leadership roles, seeking to utilize my skills and expertise to contribute to the success of a dynamic organization. Proven track record of driving growth and profitability through strategic planning, team building, and effective communication.

Experience:

Prince Vegeta Enterprises - CEO (Age 21-present)
- Led a multi-billion dollar company that specializes in technology advancements for space travel and energy production.
- Developed innovative products that revolutionized the industry, resulting in increased revenue by 150% within two years.
- Implemented cost-saving measures that resulted in an annual savings of $10 million.
- Fostered a positive work culture through effective team management and mentorship programs.

Saiyan Royal Army - General (Age 18-21)
- Served as leader of the elite warrior group responsible for defending our planet from external threats.
- Successfully led multiple missions against formidable opponents such as Frieza's army.
- Trained new recruits on combat techniques and strategies.

Education:
Vegetasei University - Bachelor's Degree in Business Administration
Royal Military Academy - Specialized training in combat tactics

Skills:
Leadership | Strategic Planning | Team Management | Product Development | Financial Analysis| Negotiation| Public Speaking

Certifications:
Certified Space Technology Professional (CSTP)

Achievements:
1st Place Winner at Intergalactic Business Summit Pitch Competition – Presented groundbreaking idea for interplanetary trade agreements which was adopted by all participating planets.

Featured Speaker at International Energy Conference – Shared insights on sustainable energy solutions utilizing advanced technology developed by Prince Vegeta Enterprises.

Languages:
Fluent in English, Japanese, Namekian

References: Available upon request
describe a work resume created by Prince Vegeta IV, from Dragon Ball, uploaded on Linkedln
anon
>>74629
im in a weird situation right now. im doing a dual education deal in ee, which entails going to school for a b. eng. for 1.5 and working at a company for the rest of the time. and i work as an embedded dev while at the company (and will probably continue to do so afterwards) but im studying ee
anon
#ai describe a scenario of solid snake and liquid snake at thanksgiving dinner with big boss at his living quarters in outer haven. solidus snake (also known as george sears, former US president) makes an appearance

Thanksgiving dinner at Big Boss's living quarters in Outer Haven was always a special occasion. This year, however, it was even more momentous as Solid Snake and Liquid Snake were both invited for the first time since their epic battle on Shadow Moses Island.

As they entered the room, the tension between the two brothers was palpable. They had been enemies for so long that being under the same roof could easily erupt into another confrontation. But this time, there was an unexpected guest - Solidus Snake.

Solidus or George Sears as he preferred to be called now, had retired from his role as President of United States after learning about his true identity and past involvement with The Patriots. He joined forces with Big Boss and formed Outer Heaven to fight against their control over society.

Big Boss welcomed all three of them warmly and directed them towards their seats at the table which was beautifully decorated with traditional Thanksgiving dishes. As they sat down next to each other, Solid noticed how much Liquid resembled him physically while also exuding an air of arrogance like himself.

The conversation started off awkwardly but soon turned nostalgic when Big Boss asked about their childhood memories together in Les Enfants Terribles project where they were cloned by The Patriots using his DNA without his consent.

Liquid laughed mockingly "Ah yes our dear father who abandoned us." While Solid remained silent knowing fully well that Big Boss never intended to abandon them but circumstances forced him to leave due to betrayal from The Patriots.

But before things could get heated up again, Solidus intervened "Let's not dwell on old wounds boys! We have plenty of reasons today to celebrate our freedom from those who sought control over us."

He raised a glass filled with wine which appeared black in color thanks to nanomachines injected into them earlier by Otacon. It would act as antidote if anyone tried poisoning one another during this tense gathering orchestrated by Philanthropy team secretly observing them from a hidden room.

The three of them clinked their glasses and sipped on the wine, each lost in their own thoughts. Big Boss, who had been quietly observing his sons, finally spoke up "I know we have our differences but today I want to give thanks for having both of you by my side in this fight against The Patriots."

For a moment, all animosity disappeared as they looked at each other with understanding. They may not see eye to eye on everything but they were united in their purpose - to bring down The Patriots and create a world where soldiers like themselves could be free.

As they continued their dinner, they shared stories from past missions and laughed together like old friends. Even Solidus joined in with tales from his time as President that surprised both Solid and Liquid.

By the end of the night, tensions had eased and there was even talk about working together again in the future. As Thanksgiving came to an end, Big Boss couldn't help but feel grateful for this unexpected reunion with his sons.

Who knows what the future held for these legendary soldiers? But one thing was certain - no matter what happened next, this Thanksgiving dinner would always hold a special place in their memories as a rare moment of peace amidst chaos.
describe a scenario of solid snake and liquid snake at thanksgiving dinner with big boss at his living quarters in outer haven. solidus snake (also known as george sears, former US president) makes an appearance
anon
>>74629
>what did they ask you?
during the interview? not much, it was very few technical questions since its basically an education. but they already told me that i can keep working there if i fail the degree so i basically got in through the easy way
nonners
ic
anon
(the bar is set extremely low in germany)
>>74639
anon
>>74639
idk ive been having no issues whatsoever. maybe its because im in it
nonners
>>74636
wait is this real?
nonners
is this normal in canada
shrimp
yeah
nonners
awesome

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