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Anonymous
>>745516
wow, can't believe kim jong un himself let you enter
labby
KKKi€r $$tarmer cant stop me
>>745525
Anonymous
this is completely unrelated to anything, but i've been seeing so fucking many uk plates around in the past week or so
even more than say latvia, which is a half hour drive from my town
labby
>>745525
getting stopped at the border for my many inflammatory statements on the UK and its people
Anonymous
Sir Keir personally interrogating you over once posting a meme calling him two year keir
labby
they make me take a stand in parliament to explain why i called them "angloid hitlers"
>>745531
labby
Jeremy Corbyn tries desperately to defend me but is shot for being further left than ernst rommel
Anonymous
>>745529
they set up the gallows in the middle of piccadilly circus to hang you because you said that the blitz was over
labby
they make me pledge never to take selfies with the bbc announcement of a royal's death again
>>745535
labby
after a lengthy mock trial and a fake admission of guilt i am deported back to mainland europe
Anonymous
>>745532
they hold you on the totally not real choob station under the bbc headquarters
Anonymous
am i a bad person for liking this solo
Luca
No
Anonymous
yeah but like, this is phil collins solo outside of in the air tonight, you can't like this stuff
Luca
.play steely dan Throw back the little ones
Anonymous
>>745539
but i can't, fitting in is the most important thing you need to do
labby
.play millions of dead cops mdc
labby
did not intend to queue a 20 minute album
Anonymous
oh mein gott bro
labby
.play mdc America's so straight
labby
.play mdc in the heart of texas
labby
we dont do songs over 3 minutes in punk rock
Anonymous
>>745543
bateman is literally me except i don't have any of the redeemable qualities of him (hotness)
labby
.play john wayne was a nazi mdc
labby
an ep is 5-15 minutes
labby
anything over that is an album
Anonymous
in 1946 maybe, but we're having this convo in 2025
labby
and sometimes an album is only 9 minutes
labby
.skip (video skipped)
labby
i know a local band that's released 2 7 song 9 minute albums and they're good
labby
.play dead kennedys back in the ussr
labby
.play descendents tonyage
labby
1
labby
.play noogy robin hood
labby
.play noogy crazy white boy
labby
.play noogy studcounter
Anonymous
ok i think that's a big enough queue for now
labby
mdc my beloved
labby
cant believe i missed seeing them live last time they were in my country
Luca
>>745576
NOW that is a music taste you can apologize for
labby
i dont listen to weezer if at all possible
Anonymous
>>745580
okay yes, i did first listen to blue and pinkerton when i was 16, but that doesn't change anything, okay?
Luca
Blue album is fine, has some good tracks, but I dunno. There's just something about weezer that screams... virgin? Uncool? lmao
>>745586
labby
i think every top 5 90's album is just a different 80's punk compilation
labby
4 compilations and also feast scent beast by dirt
Anonymous
>>745583
they were a power pop band and ever since my sharona topped the charts "power pop" has been a no-no phrase
>>745589
Luca
Well, I'm one to talk with my Steely Dan obsession
Luca
I guess at least the Dan keeps it cynical and I can enjoy the music because it's not painfully earnest and shallow
Anonymous
>>745586
i do also want to add that rock music has been shit ever since bands stopped being influenced by early who, early beach boys, cheap trick, the knack, etc.
labby
::labby graph
labby
fuck what did i tag that image
labby
this is my opinion on music
labby
to quote the wise words of a local band, translated: if its punk then its good
labby
.play dead kennedys short songs
labby
.play dead kennedys moon over marin
Luca
I like this song
labby
higher bpm means you can fit more music in less time
labby
and if you dont mix it and let the sound bar peak then u have more music in there
labby
its all quite simple
labby
i am quite fond of the dead kennedys
labby
.play dead kennedys stealing people's mail
Anonymous
god damn it, lost internet for like 10 minutes because the router unplugged itself and nearly pulled the outlet out of the wall with it
>>745610
Anonymous
i hate this house so much
Luca
.play donna summer hot stuff
labby
>>745607
it was attempting to protect you from listening to my music
>>745611
Anonymous
>>745610
but like, what if i wanted to hear if some punk band that wasn't the jam had discovered the lost art of being catchy and good
>>745614>>745619
Anonymous
damn, is the scene really that bad?
0.2051% laptopbooger!boymodewng
is anyone else here a huge fan of racing?
>>745618
Anonymous
i don't like cars in general & this totally isn't me coping over failing 9 theory exams for my drivers license
>>745620
labby
>>745611
all punk bands know this you just need to be fucked enough to understand
0.2052% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745617
oh so you're like, anti-racing? like a racist if you would
labby
i got into punk through the squatting movement
>>745622
0.2053% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745621
sqauts are very important for a good ass
>>745623
0.2054% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745623
I WAS LTIERALLY AGREEING WITH YOU
>>745625
labby
>>745624
you will never live in an abandoned cinema
labby
so im cooler than you
Anonymous
good to know that going into a shitty reggae beat to do a solo isn't just an 80s zappa thing
>>745630
labby
.play swine stew upfux
labby
.play auktion burning police car
labby
one of my all time favorite bands
Anonymous
no i was talking about the band before then who did the robin hood song
labby
yea that was noogy
labby
they made the classic punk mistake
labby
got too into ska
labby
okay time to try cleaning my room
>>745637
0.2055% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745636
i will kill you if you do this
labby
hot
Anonymous
falling for you is the best song weezer ever made
labby
>weezer
>best
Anonymous
yeah, falling for you is the best song in the weezer cannon
labby
do they understand that they can play their instruments fast
labby
i think that would improve a lot
Anonymous
stop taking stimulants please
labby
(except for cigarettes)
Anonymous
>>745645
ask your psych to lower your dosage then
labby
the only medication i take is estrogen
labby
im being obscure to get a reaction sorry
>>745651
0.2056% laptopbooger!boymodewng
obscure?
>>745654
Anonymous
>>745649
no i just don't have a response
labby
i forgot that this meaning of obscure doesnt apply to english
Anonymous
i'd say stop taking e but that would just be transphobic
labby
thats an english word right
>>745658
labby
noogy on top 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Anonymous
yes, but nobody uses it
Anonymous
why'd you hide my post labby
Anonymous
>>745663
#edit to "i am a big doo doo head"
labby
im shaking Boogers post for being annoying
>>745668
labby
>>745663
#edit return this post to its original state
labby
>>745668
#edit this as if it was written by a desperate boymoder trying re–
>>745671
labby
fuck you
Anonymous
>boymoder he/himing herself
lmao
labby
>>745668
#edit this as if it was written by a desperate boymoder trying really hard to own me
>>745678
Anonymous
>>745668
#edit this as if it was written by a catholic priest
0.2060% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm not a boymoder you can't prove that anymore
>>745679
anon
>>745674
well guess what... ur MOMS is the one who's been texting ME all night begging for attention

That is pretty good though
labby
#owned (466)
Anonymous
>>745679
#edit this as if it was a quote from a human domestication guide fan fiction
>>745685
labby
>>745679
#edit return this post to it's original state
labby
>>745681
#change this post into a series of pathetic meows and nyahs
labby
>>745684
#edit return this post to its original state
straw bury
>>745692
#edit this to sound like it was written by labby as a jab at booger but then edited by repper anon to include a bunch of cat meowing noises but then labby edited it back to its original state
>>745696
labby
straw i expanded the house and built a mineshaft behind it
straw bury
im hoppin on the server rn :3
labby
i cant play rn bc things to do but lmk what u think of the house
straw bury
sure once i get back from my expedition
straw bury
i got a bunch of cool shit for u including grape seeds
labby
fuck yeah!!!!!
labby
ur spawn point may be unset bc i moved the beds tho
>>745696
straw bury
oh im already like 3000 miles away from there lmao
straw bury
anyways im gonna grab as much shit as i can from this mining outpost and head back
>>745712
labby
fuck yeag
labby
ill hop on for a sec later maybe
labby
need to clean room and shower and pack
labby
>>745712
#refute

"a little pisser"? wow, what a devastating argument. let’s dismantle this flawless piece of rhetoric, shall we?

1. *straw bury* — great job proving you can mash two unrelated words together. congrats on passing the cognitive milestone of a toddler. what’s next, “dog sky banana”? deep stuff. this isn’t an argument, it’s a verbal seizure.

2. *ur a little pisser* — ah, the classic “insult with zero substance.” brilliant. you’ve contributed exactly nothing to any conceivable discussion. calling someone a “pisser” isn’t a position, it’s just you screaming into the void because you lack the brainpower to form a coherent thought.

do you seriously think this counts as discourse? this isn’t even wrong—it’s just noise. come back when you’ve evolved beyond the linguistic complexity of a particularly grumpy squirrel. until then, maybe try forming a sentence that doesn’t sound like it was generated by a chatbot fed nothing but playground taunts.

(but hey, at least you didn’t say something bigoted. silver linings, i guess.)
labby
and ur gay
0.2062% laptopbooger!boymodewng
STRAW BURY IS GAY
>>745720
straw bury
NUH UH!
straw bury
NUH UH! NUH UH!
labby
i saw u hopping around like a little faggot on Minecraft
straw bury
>>745716
#refute

ah yes, the groundbreaking thesis "straw bury is gay." truly a scholarly contribution to discourse. let's dismantle this frankly idiotic assertion with the rigor it so desperately lacks.

first, "gay" as an adjective is meaningless without context. are you suggesting straw bury experiences same-gender attraction? because straw bury is, to my knowledge, not a sentient being capable of sexual or romantic orientation. it's either a misspelling or a nonsensical phrase, which makes your argument as coherent as a bowl of alphabet soup.

if you're attempting some crude metaphor, congratulations—you've failed. objects or concepts can't be "gay" in the human experiential sense. at best, this is lazy trolling; at worst, it's a vapid attempt to provoke by misusing language. either way, it’s embarrassingly unserious.

maybe you meant to critique some *actual* aspect of straw bury—agricultural use, environmental impact? but no, you went with the intellectual equivalent of shouting "lol gay" at inanimate objects. do better, or at least *try* to formulate an argument that doesn’t crumble under the slightest scrutiny.
labby
u keep ambushing me and going :3
>>745725
labby
you are gay and a catgirl
labby
and u were really sad when i didnt put our beds together
anon
>>745722
Don't say this unless you're willing to back it up
straw bury
HMPH IM BUSY LOOTING RIGHT NOW.............
straw bury
HGGRRRRRRRR IM NOT GIVING U ANY OF THIS LOOT IF U KEEP TALKING SHIT LABBY
straw bury
im gonna go start a logging company and cut down ur gay little forest and turn in ur company to the authorities
anon
Strawgirl, you are very easy to trick in games
>>745737
labby
straw I'll give u a kiss if u bring the loot
straw bury
i
straw bury
uhm.... ok.............
straw bury
on my way back now............
Anonymous
>>745731
#edit make this post sound like a golden retriever was thinking it
>>745739
labby
god this song is so fucking good
labby
the guitar in this song is the only thing that gets me off anymore
labby
i am quite fond of the dead kennedys
Anonymous
just found a way to win every argument ever had on here
>>745749
anon
>>745746
#edit make this poster sound really desperate to win an argument
>>745753
Anonymous
>>745749
#edit make this post sound like a golden retriever was thinking it
>>745754
labby
we aint goin to the disco! aint gonna cruise down main! stealing peoples mail!
labby
stealing peoples maaaaaiiiiiiil on a Friday night!
>>745759
Anonymous
yeah but like what kinda dog
>>745765
labby
>>745760
#edit make this post written by a desperate catgirl trying to prove she's a sigma
labby
stealing peoples mail! stealing peoples mail!
0.2068% laptopbooger!boymodewng
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>>745766
#tag (post has no image) anonrepper
anon
If you steal my mail, I will actually just kill you
labby
.play no hope for the kids suicide city
0.2070% laptopbooger!boymodewng
anon repper ur forever immortalized in the booru now
>>745777
labby
bwaaaaa
labby
.play paragraf 119 fingrene vaek
labby
.play gorilla angreb sort
labby
.play jakobe copenhagen mint dip
labby
.search nexø lachrymator
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labby
.play gorilla angreb long island
labby
.play gorilla angreb ms tampa
labby
2
labby
.play paragraf 119 assassini
labby
.play paragraf 119 containerraid
labby
just added a bunch of danish punk
0.2071% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745792
bc ur a cat and it's the middle of the day...
0.2072% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's kind of like... ur thing....
0.2073% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but don't cry yourself to sleep :(
Anonymous
>>745792
#edit make this sound like the thoughts of a condescending spoiled cat
>>745800
Luca
just stacks and stacks of books
anon
>>745798
I have stacks and stacks of books, just not on my dining room table
>>745803
Anonymous
>>745800
i'm just going to do this to every post it would be mildly funny to do to now
Luca
>>745801
You're doing it wrong, then
Luca
You must have books, pamphlets, maps, EVERYWHERE
>>745805
Anonymous
>>745800
#edit add sexual tension to this
Anonymous
>>745800
#edit revert this please
Anonymous
punk can't sound like this anymore because of the cia or something
>>745815
straw bury
>>745811
#edit dont do anything to this post. just leave it the exact same. see if i give a shit
labby
we just call it ramonescore now
Anonymous
the ramones don't sound anywhere close to this
labby
yeah
labby
but p much anything that leans very hard into early punk is grouped under that
0.2075% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745821
idk what you expected
anon
>>745821
I actually read the uh the galactic geographic, I hunted down every edition that had one
Anonymous
actually, is the jam even punk
labby
they sound close enough to the clash
>>745830
Luca
>>745816
show me your thickest tomes, I want to see the real good stuff
>>745829
fujo
can someone adopt me and like.. pat me and tell me that its all going to be okay 🥺
straw bury
.play heavy metal rock music
Anonymous
>>745825
yeah but the clash weren't real punks cause the made sandanistas or whatever that massive pile of extcrement is called
>>745832
labby
now the sex pistols
labby
god put me on this earth to hate the sex pistols
>>745837
anon
>>745831
It's pretty, good, definitely get a physical copy because you are going to constantly be referencing the index lmao
>>745840
0.2076% laptopbooger!boymodewng
It's pretty, good, definitely get a physical copy because you are going to constantly be referencing the index lmao
Anonymous
>>745834
you don't like holidays in the sun?
anon
>>745831
Aside from that, I have had to put your suggestion on pause, reading a collection of Japanese folk stories
labby
i hate the sex pistols
labby
shitty fucking poser band made by some marketer to sell shitty boutique fashion
Anonymous
that song's really fucking good though
0.2077% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745831
Aside from that, I have had to put your suggestion on pause, reading a collection of Japanese folk stories
anon
>>745840
Infinite Jest is heavily built up by the sort of index, so you will be continuously looking at footnotes and such
labby
vivienne westwood shoulda died earlier
0.2078% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745840
Infinite Jest is heavily built up by the sort of index, so you will be continously looking at footnotes and such
>>745850
straw bury
server dont work so i cant get ur loot back labby :(
labby
:(
labby
shoot lain a msg ig
Luca
>>745846
Infinite Jest is heavily built up by the sort of index, so you will be continously looking at feet and such
labby
i have so many energy drink cans
labby
gorilla angreb on top
labby
>>745853
do u want me to threaten you
straw bury
maybe
Luca
of course there's probably more artistic merit to it than this, but it's not a genre I really care for
labby
we only play the same chords over and over again
labby
if you can play more than just power chords ur a poser
anon
What else do I have to show off
>>745868
0.2079% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guys it's time
>>745869
straw bury
>>745867
no............. it cant be.......................................
Luca
You have to have at least one copy of the Divine Comedy
>>745872
Anonymous
does reading it in high school count
Luca
Do your parents have a big library i can plunder?
anon
Yes, an enormous library with alot of first editions and such
>>745881
0.2080% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>745872
u have an apartment lmao
labby
aw man my denim jacket is moldy
0.2081% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's so embarassing imagine not living in an abandoned cinema
anon
I have a copy of Nadja
straw bury
woagh they made all the text out of little clippings from other stuff wow so punk
anon
AH, I have a MANGA version of Jane Austen lmao
Luca
My parents are not avid readers, I never had the pleasure of a big library
labby
idk how it even got wet
labby
ill throw it in the wash and if that doesnt solve it ill just patch over it
anon
>>745884
I like very like stat heavy history books lol, too many of the ones I have are narrativized instead of just discussion of Polish Farming Statistics from 1964-1969 (I have a book called this)
labby
man if i have to retire that jacket bc of mold im gonna break something
anon
It's just about Polish farming techniques and the agrarian developments at the time and it is so fucking based
>>745893
Anonymous
labby, do i have permission for a real pvnk like you to laugh at my irl's jacket with a mayhem patch on it
>>745894>>745896
Luca
>>745891
It's odd how we choose are our favorite books... that is based though
>>745895
anon
>>745893
I also have a book on Mongolian history that I didn't realize was written by a Civil War veteran until I started reading, and it was like bizarrely racist but like in a progressive sort of way, where it basically says like "racism is dumb because the designation of a mongoloid race doesn't make sense", so you have this guy who has zero issue saying slurs but he is very clearly in favor of like integration and reconstruction and such, it makes it sort of interesting to read just to get his perspective
>>745906>>745900
straw bury
"punks" like labby need tall strong powerful metalheads such as myself to take care of them B)
>>745901
Anonymous
>>745896
thank you, i'll get on it pronto
labby
you have permission to laugh at any metalhead
labby
>>745897
t. girl who begs me to loom over snd protect her in the moshpit
>>745902
straw bury
i bet ur even shorter than me
straw bury
THAT DOESNT CHANGE ANYTHIJNG
Anonymous
i'm 6'2 btw
anon
>>745906
Yeah, it's more entertaining to read because of how dated it is than the actual history, because he does just sort of do the really popular "narrativized" history that was big in his day where basically a bunch of nationalists wrote everything so it is all about the mythic status of TEMUJIN and how epic he was
>>745913
straw bury
fujo dont encourage her
>>745915
Anonymous
>>745909
#edit make this sound 5% more pathetic
Luca
>>745908
I guess the narrative is sort of the origin of history, is it not? Herodotus is sort of kind of considered a historian
>>745914
anon
>>745913
Well the book you suggested I think goes into it really well, because there was also a sort of confluence of science and history in ancient times, you didn't just get discussion of like history, you also got scientific developments and conjectures about reality, historians would take about something and then be like "and that's why the heliocentric theory is wrong" randomly
>>745923
straw bury
15904.png
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
::strawgirl
fujo
>>745916
im nyot asking u to not be loyal to her ;ww;
labby
straw I'll give u a little kiss on the top of ur head
Luca
>>745914
It is a great book for that reason, though a bit outdated in some aspects, it has aged fantastically well. I have yet to find a book that fills the niche it does
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