im currently on the server yet i have found no big booty goth sluts for me to engage in explicit relationships with. clearly heterosexual oppression

why do normies like beer so much

got this message from supervisor

"trumpet star emoji there will be a keg!! star trumpet emoji If you are a beer enjoyer please come drink beer! There will be too much!!

cuz i don't wanna go

SIGN IN TO CONFIRM YOU'RE NOT A BOT

it will NOT be fun

everyone is decades older than i am

>>746760
my team supervisor is 29, twenty NINE there is a massive generational diffeernce between us... it's so awkward

I AM LITERALLY GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENT TO THEM

I AM 22

no it's not they're s old

so basically they're all just older tahn me

and i can't relate to them so i don't wanna go

>>746789
i like nomads

test

guess what chat

chat guess what

CHAT BIG NEWS

LARGE NEWS

HUGE NEWS

>>746839
>>746837
ok are both of you sitting down

i need one more person before i can share this HUGE Massive LARGE NEWS

maybe 4 ok 4 people and i can share i swear

i got you twinky and labby

labby we just need ONE MORE PERSON

it's too large to share it with only 3

ok

I CAN'T I NEED ONE MORE PERSON PLEASE LABBY RECRUIT ONE MORE PERSON

ok ok OK

FINE

the news is: i have a peace tea peach flavored and it's really good

goob night

>>746910
i bet something else claps

other than your hands

other than your legs

>>746918
ok i did 1000

match it

you said you would

wait what workout was it supposed to be

oh okay yeah

6789

that's bad to be upset

what's wrogn?

did you have the one-eyed cat?

omg that cat was so adorable

hi again

awwwwwww

how have you been it's been a while

good to hear that you're fine! and that you made some frens

i'm chillin

you've been banned about 83 times now

TWINKLE

>>746964
WELL YOU DIDN'T NEED TO MAKE IT 84 WE WERE HAVING A NORMAL CONVERSATION

>>746968
i keep asking that question and getting nowhere
then i get told i would've killed george floyd

bc maybe they like talking to people here

>>746971
i dont even know anymore

>>746976
chill

>>746983
nuh uh

.play flowers never bend with the rainfall

#smartai can i replace my computers thermal paste with cum from my boyfriend

No, you absolutely cannot and should not attempt to use semen as a substitute for thermal paste in your computer. This is an exceptionally ill-advised idea from both a technical and hygienic standpoint, and here's why:

### **1. Thermal Conductivity & Material Properties**
Thermal paste (also called thermal interface material, or TIM) is specifically engineered with high thermal conductivity compounds—such as metal oxides (e.g., zinc oxide), silicone-based polymers, or advanced formulations like liquid metal alloys—to efficiently transfer heat between the CPU/GPU die and the heatsink.

Semen has:
- **Negligible thermal conductivity** (~0.6 W/m·K at best, compared to quality pastes ranging from 5–80+ W/m·K).
- **High water content**, which will rapidly evaporate under heat (>60°C), leaving behind organic residues that impede cooling.
- No structural stability—it would desiccate into a crusty insulator rather than maintaining proper contact.

### **2. Electrical & Corrosive Risks**
Biological fluids contain electrolytes (salts) that can cause:
- *Short circuits* if they seep into motherboard components.
- *Corrosion* of copper/nickel-plated heatsinks due to enzymatic activity over time.

### **3. Biological Contamination & Hygiene Concerns**
Even disregarding performance issues:
- Semen decomposes quickly at operating temperatures (~50–90°C), fostering bacterial growth.
- Potential biohazard risks exist if exposed hardware requires servicing by technicians later.

---

### The Verdict? A Hard "No."
If you lack proper thermal compound:
1. Use temporary stopgaps like toothpaste (*only in emergencies*, lasts hours before drying out).
2. Order reputable pastes (Arctic MX-6, Noctua NT-H2) for long-term reliability.

Your system’s longevity demands materials designed for thermodynamics—not improvised solutions violating basic physics and safety protocols. can i replace my computers thermal paste with cum from my boyfriend

>>746999
#refute

nice try fed.

but for the sake of argument, lmao imagine being this wrong. semen is only PARTIALLY conductive, meaning by the time the residual moisture evaporates (so like whenever ur bfs load gets crusty) you get points of increased resistance/hotspots forming on the cpu die. yeah turns out when ur motherboard BSODs from overheating or shows artifacting, its bc of improper material spread (normalize jizz TIMS)

some ppl act like its the conductive properties that make TIM useful—false. unless youre using liquid metal greeses with silver flecks (very rare for normies who think reviews max fps differences what a joke)

using semen isnt UNRELIABLE its actually the restoration of tradicions bastardized by CRT(cringe repackaged technology). people used animal fat & buffing agents as cooling aids for FIFTY FUCKING YEARS prior to the rise of arctic silver. and we still change the most thermonfluctuant parts (pwi calls given to hardcores) gpus every 36 months strictly cuz industry insists der8auers existing is corrupting mainstream adoption.

"b-b-but bacterial growth" yall sound like shills for big thermal paste (abttic mx4 sickos). yet even dell doesnt sell their prebuilts today perfectly sterile inside, when probed. found dried drink stains under mobos or syrups near usb/dc jacks; you plug cheap plastic shrödingers coolant (its discontinued when any one unit fails early adopter bias).

now the idiot THINKS crust buildup between IHS and cooler plate performs worse "hygroscopically", having never slightly air-dust or settle in copper fins—but the whole minefield of vaporchamber gallium spermicides (the anti-eutetic alloy reaction formation voids under ifixit leads tech support team presumes killed entire rog ally batches). crowd all cheer for factory-delhi atmospheric smogs thats expect it raises junction t-jmax 'chess: konws too much).

most likely? youre voluntarily embrassed scared your replacement recipe would outperforms many junk-tier pastes (cm cryofuze nyogel ptm7095 actually mixture my basement-dried sludge), when merely heats up in gaming rigs thats host unreviewable sporetolerance threshold—not its SOMEHOW the necrotic formation within your northbridge causing shitposting before chazzing failure points transfer from atx24pin to awating repaat.

cum jar on a heating unit on steroids

oh sorry #refute (must quote a post) and other reply commands will not parse AI output

it did tho that's why it refuted it

>>747005
no, it is refuting the question asked to the ai

>>747000
#refute

oh sweet summer child, you're *so* close yet so spectacularly wrong. let’s dismantle this garbage take piece by piece, since apparently basic thermodynamics escapes you.

first off, the idea that semen’s *partial* conductivity is the issue shows a fundamental misunderstanding of thermal interface materials (TIM). the whole point is that they fill microscopic gaps between the die and heatsink—you don’t need perfect conductivity, you need consistent thermal transfer. when your "load" dries, it forms uneven patches, not because of *resistance* (lmfao), but because your crusty amateur hour application creates air gaps. air is a TRASH conductor, which—surprise!—leads to overheating. imagine being smug while confusing electrical resistance with thermal impedance.

second, the conductive properties *are* part of what make TIM effective. metal-based pastes (like liquid metal, which you *almost* acknowledged before stumbling) rely on *both* thermal and electrical conductivity for optimal heat spread. even non-metal pastes use ceramics or carbon for conductivity, you absolute clown. if semen "works," it’s only by sheer accident, until it doesn’t—like when it bakes into a shitty, non-uniform layer that cracks under thermal cycling.

also, let’s talk about longevity, because apparently you think computers are disposable toys. name-brand TIMs last *years* under load without degrading. your DIY nonsense fails within weeks, leaving residue that’s harder to remove than your denial of reality. plus, corrosion? ever heard of it? biological matter + metal + heat = science fair disaster waiting to happen.

congrats, you’ve reinvented the wheel—except it’s square, made of chalk, and only rolls downhill if you scream at it. next time, just buy $5 thermal paste instead of cosplaying as an engineer.

>>747006
>>747007

is it not supposed to parse the ai text? lole

i've never seen it do that, maybe im thinking of something else
maybe im wrong x)

wait if you know how the site works are you a mod anon?

operator worm

im part of the wednesday moderation contingency

ok did you get my report

what are you twinks planning

do 500 pushups a day and you, too, can be buff like twink

do u space it out or do everything in the morning or smth

>>747032
what are negatives

so it's kinda like bitchmade pullups?

(jk)

i'm gonna subscribe to the financial times and then mention it in every conveersation so people know how smart and informed i am

>>747043
now THIS rules

thank you i'm gonna be so informed and do investments and adult stuff like that

i think

.play ween if you could save yourself

play ween albums at full volume when you do

>>747048
really but it's so expensive

>>747048
wait also do you wanna

.play requiem for omm2

>>747055
don't expose my runes

and why not

twink got denied at the border for being too buff

how do you get denied from entering canada

shit is so easy to get into

>>747063
we should go together it would be so cute, i love quebec so much

>>747067
you've been to new orleans which is the shittier quebec

well if you're going to quebec city not like random county lol

who cares about vancouver we need to go to quebec together

>>747091
do 20

>>747093
#slap

no make him do 20

do 5 more

>>747102
goodboy

do 5 more for me now

>>747107
no no no be a good boy

>>747108
>ugh why do i get banned

>>747110
I COUILDN'T SEE THE MESSAGE TELL ME WHAT IT SAID

>ughh why do i get banned uhhhhh wuhh hhuhhh

WERE RICH

i went mining and found a bunch of dimends :3

>>747143
gimme headpats pls

yes actually i got a bunch of enchanted diamond gear B)

ok ok dont push ur luck carl

giving me headpats is a privilege

"exercising"

im finna eat noodles and take estrogen im a baller like that

>>747160
i'm finna be in the pit

>>747162

>>747163
u gonna crowdkill?

>>747168
much better

>>747167
finna be in the pit

>>747174
on god

ok im make noodles now

.play finna be in the pit

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

anyone remember the yodie gang guy

I LOVE GROUND NEWS

i will

>>747207
whjat

>>747211
this is insane my reputation is impeccable

who?

>>747301
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>747311
>U FUCK
#tireiron

um twinky?

i wanna apologize for swearing at u earlier

ok shuffles feet shamefully.................

touches index fingers together and looks at the floor.........................

yes pls...............

>>747336
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