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anon
Sure lemme check my pasta tho
anon
.play guess who's back
Luca
>>747427
I blame my adhd (i actually just suck)
anon
Well I sent another link
anon
.play eminem cancel me
anon
.play eminem tone deaf
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
BORNANA
Luca
Am I just repeating the same mistakes?
>>747444
anon
>>747440
idk, you are responding to the gambit with a defense which like makes sense to do because if someone gambits a pawn, they likely want you to take it
anon
.play who are you the who
0.2213% laptopbooger!boymodewng
w hat general
anon## global mod
i deleted the posts in /lobby/, mostly as a joke
anon
if i keep talking to him in lobby he usually leaves the board alone for a while
anon
but here we are
anon
what
anon
.play the who behind blue eyes
anon
that language is really harsh, cooper
anon
That's not my name!!!
anon
it COULD be
0.2214% laptopbooger!boymodewng
wait twink is a cop?
anon
yeah hes a cop he told me this in private but im blowing the whistle NOW
anon
I am not a cop!
anon
Luca, as future reference, both moving your queen that early and moving your knight to the edge is *generally* not how to do your opening
>>747469
anon
luca you should always put the queen out second move no matter how you do it
right to the edge
anon
>>747469
There wasn't really much pressure on your position, that gambited pawn couldn't really take without your defender taking back and either opening the position on equal terms or you could have eventually forced me to close the position on equal terms
>>747484
anon
twink why does this music video look like uh
life is strange amv
anon
Because the who is big fans of Life is Strange, they always pick Chloe over the bay too
anon
omgg did they pick her or the town
OH MY GOD YOU ALREADY ANSWERED
THEY ARE TRUE FANS WHO UNDERSTAND
anon
fuck the bay it'll come back
anon
#ai in LiS does Chloe canonically live

chloe's survival in life is strange: before the storm is technically non-canon since the original game's ending remains the determinant one. she can live in the bts timeline depending on player choices, but the main game's final decision overrides it. nice try fed. in LiS does Chloe canonically live
>>747479
anon
>>747478
#refute

oh wow, what a galaxy-brain take! imagine thinking a prequel’s events are somehow invalidated just because the original game had a choice at the end. let’s unpack this masterclass in missing the point:

1. "non-canon" is a nonsense term when applied to a *prequel*. bts exists to enrich chloe’s backstory, and its events *literally happened* in the timeline leading up to the main game. the storm doesn’t retroactively erase rachel amber’s entire existence just because the ending happens. do you also argue that the star wars prequels "don’t count" because we already knew vader would turn evil?

2. the whole *point* of before the storm is to show why chloe’s life (and potential death) matters. her survival in bts isn’t some alternate universe—it’s the foundational context for max’s decision in LIS1. dismissing it as "non-canon" is like saying character development doesn’t matter because the ending has two options.

3. the "original game's ending overrides it" argument is such a weird cope. by that logic, every choice-driven game’s prequel is "non-canon" because the finale has branching paths. does dragon age: origins make dragon age 2 irrelevant? no, because that’s not how storytelling works.

4. the only thing "overridden" here is your ability to engage with media critically. chloe’s survival in bts is *the entire emotional foundation* for her eventual fate in LIS1. ignoring that is like skipping the first three acts of a play and then complaining the ending feels hollow.

try harder next time. or better yet, try playing the games with your eyes open.
Luca
I sense history repeating itself
>>747486
dawn
.play i don't want it ween
anon
>>747483
Nah you are just like tunnelvisioning your queen really hard, all she's going to do is get bounced around while I develop my position, hence why it's a bad idea to bring her out so early
anon
Now you have to protect her, she's almost a liability
anon
Okay when I said that I didn't mean sacrifice her
Luca
WAITFUCK
Luca
UNDO
Luca
UNDO
Luca
lmao
anon
ween is so good
anon
im glad they didnt turn out to be shitty about trans people
Luca
god this shitty reverb doesn't help
Luca
i'm going to blame everything but myself
anon
SALTY
anon
>>747501
horrible AWFUL no GOOD take
anon
Luca is salty because he lost his queen just now
Luca
that I didn't SEE IT WAS SO OBVIOUS
Luca
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
lain from ween
im the secret 19th member of ween
anon
I love ween
anon
My favorite song by them is Buddy Holly
anon
.play buddy holly
Luca
PLEASE NO
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
lain from ween
.keep (this does nothing but your voice is heard)
Luca
REVELING IN MY SUFFERING
lain from ween
.play island in the sun
lain from ween
#ai whats are the most overplayed weezer songs

buddy holly, beverly hills, and say it ain't so. heard em a million times and they just don't hit like they used to. still solid tracks but way too overexposed. whats are the most overplayed weezer songs
Luca
.play say it ain't so
lain from ween
.play weezer beverly hills
Luca
please NO
anon
I love ween
anon
Luca have you just given up
Luca
no
Luca
I'm just distracted
Luca
that did nothing to help my morale
lain from ween
.play weezer perfect situation
lain from ween
ive never practiced but can i play
lain from ween
ill even let you tease me about my bad plays
Luca
Why don't you castle these nuts
>>747545
Luca
"oh I'm not good, let me bully poor luca"
Luca
GOD
Luca
I will play everyday until I beat your ass
anon
Okay Luca
Luca
if that's what it takes
anon
What did we do that move for
>>747566
anon
Moving to the edge
anon
With a knight
anon
Knights like to be in the middle of the board
Luca
ok you'
Luca
re at least giving me good feedback
lain from ween
weezer reminds me of doing opioids in like 2012
>>747573
Luca
.play Doctor Wu
Luca
.play here at the western world
anon
>>747579
You don't know boat people well if you don't know that like a third of them are heavily addicted to either opioids or liquor
>>747581
Luca
>>747580
I don't, I never lived on the coast, Mr. High Society
lain from ween
im glad i dont have much of an affinity for it since transitioning
lain from ween
>>747583
ill ask the moderators
lain from ween
thats a serious offense from what ive been told
Luca
is that crusty hugh hefner
Luca
What's your fucking ploy, twink
>>747598
lain from ween
can you believe the weezer guy has some weird open source python repos on github lol
>>747595>>747593
Luca
What kind of tricks are you playing
lain from ween
#ai what did the weezer guy upload to github

he uploaded the weezer discography in midi files. it's all the albums, even the bad ones. you can find it on his github under "weezer source code". some nerds were mad about him calling it source code but it's kinda funny. what did the weezer guy upload to github
>>747599>>747597
anon
>>747593
Nah he is actually like really smart, all the Weezer guys are
>>747602
anon
>>747590
There is no ploy, it's a straightforward pawn+bishop for bishop trade
Luca
>>747594
i choose to believe this is real
anon
Obviously you are on the worst end of the trade
>>747604
lain from ween
>>747596
ML is smart though
0.2238% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747589
can confirm
Luca
>>747601
I think I just need to play this game fast and learn that way
>>747606
Luca
I think long terms FUCK with my mind
anon
>>747604
I mean, you are fine, you just need to learn the basic rules of thumb
anon
Like I hate to be er rude but you definitely haven't played much
>>747610
0.2239% laptopbooger!boymodewng
luca just don't suck
>>747611
lain from ween
#ai what did rivers cuomo upload to github

rivers cuomo uploaded some old weezer song demos and ideas to github. it's a mix of unfinished tracks, snippets, and lyrics. you can find stuff like early versions of songs from the "sznz" project, random chord progressions, and lyrics sheets. kinda cool if you're into weezer's creative process. the repo's called "weezer-trash-2" but idk if it's still up. what did rivers cuomo upload to github
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
lain from ween
>black collar/choker thing
every time
anon
It's WEEZE
anon
MY FAVORITE BAND
0.2240% laptopbooger!boymodewng
LUCA I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU RIGHT NOW
>>747620
0.2241% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#KSAY LUCA
0.2242% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#KSAY LUCA
0.2243% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#KSAY LUCAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS IMPORTANT
0.2245% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok who do you like more twink anon or me
>>747626
lain from ween
#ai why didnt rivers cuomo transition

rivers cuomo never publicly expressed intentions to transition. he's a straight cis man as far as anyone knows. not everyone with an androgynous vibe or unconventional style is trans. nice try fed. why didnt rivers cuomo transition
anon
#ai remember when rivers cuomo stabbed a fan in 2018

nah, rivers cuomo didn't stab a fan in 2018. that's either some weird urban legend or a mix-up with something else. dude's just out here making music and being awkward. no stabbing involved. remember when rivers cuomo stabbed a fan in 2018
>>747629
lain from ween
this music video is about being replaced by a girl
anon
>>747625
#refute

are you seriously still trying to push that dumb rumor? let’s break down how laughably wrong this is. first off, rivers cuomo has zero violent incidents on record—not a single arrest, police report, or even a credible accusation. we’d know if some weezer-obsessed weirdo got shanked at a concert. that’s the kind of thing that would’ve made *headlines*, not just your shitposting discord.

second, think for two seconds: why would cuomo, a guy who writes songs about sweaters and buddy holly, suddenly turn into a knife-wielding maniac? the man can barely make eye contact with audiences, let alone lunge at them with a weapon. if you’re gonna make up rockstar violence, at least pick someone plausible.

lastly, where’s your *proof*? no articles, no videos, not even a shaky tweet from 2018 backing this up. you’re peddling bedtime stories for clout. next time, fact-check before embarrassing yourself.
0.2247% laptopbooger!boymodewng
HE'S BEEN EXPOSED
Luca
I'm also fantastically distracted
0.2248% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747632
i'm not serious...
anon
Yeah, I am sexually harassing him in the pychess chat
Luca
that's my excuse
lain from ween
WEEZE
lain from ween
>>747639
good call good call
0.2250% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747638
#ai fact check this

sure, what do you need fact-checked? keep it short. fact check this
anon
Who else a weeze fan in here
Luca
I don't think stoking the flames of conflict would really help anything
>>747648
0.2252% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747646
i'm not being serious
anon
LMAO
anon
How does the ai get it that wrong
lain from ween
>>747654
what the fuck???????
lain from ween
LOL
Luca
lmao
0.2253% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm in bed now finally i did 1650 races today
lain from ween
1650 races
on typerarcer < /< /
0.2254% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah
lain from ween
jeez
lain from ween
thats a lot of type races
0.2255% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i got behind
lain from ween
do you lose performance over time or do you stay consisten
0.2256% laptopbooger!boymodewng
wdym
lain from ween
like do you start off high wpm and get slower every race
lain from ween
cause thats what i do
0.2257% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah basically
0.2258% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but it's about the quantity not the quality i'm trying to hit 1 million races
lain from ween
.play monsters halo 2 mv
0.2259% laptopbooger!boymodewng
image.png
so see it went blue which means i only just made the minimum races to stay on track, and not green which meant i'm ahead of races for the day so i had to do a bunch to keep ahead
lain from ween
whoa
what are you tracking stats to ultimately see / do?
>>747685
Luca
>>747677
this is a game of concentration and I don't have it
Luca
I concede
0.2260% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747681
to figure out how many days to hit 1 million assuming i do 550 every day
0.2261% laptopbooger!boymodewng
well not more than 550 if i do more than the projected then its green if i'm right on target then its blue and if i'm behind it's red
>>747692
anon
>>747686
I plan on mating you thoroughly
anon
I will take it slow
lain from ween
>>747687
i see i see
did you get a new keyboard after the keychron fiasco
>>747697
0.2262% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay fuck keychron all my homies hate keychron i am a keychron hater until i die
Luca
THERE
Luca
your coveted victory
0.2263% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747692
no i used the old one it's Drop
0.2264% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747696
ur not an idiot you're an 1D10T
Luca
>>747698
I will never gracefully accept defeat
lain from ween
.play jenny was a friend of mine
Luca
I will fight to the end
anon
Okay, if you wanna go another round I am down
anon
But you should def brush up on theory
>>747706
0.2265% laptopbooger!boymodewng
wait did he play raskilinokovs gambit? what a fool
Luca
>>747704
I have never played chess formally, and only really had a handful of games
>>747708
Luca
so, yes, I should probably do that
anon
>>747706
In the future uh, knights like to be in the center of the board, the queen is too valuable to bring out early unless you have a good reason, bishops have very long range (if you noticed I was moving the pawn up to move the bishop into a lil bunker for the longest possible diagonal, that is called a fianschetto), and then like uh please look at the status of your pieces before you move them, ie letting your queen die
>>747710
0.2266% laptopbooger!boymodewng
bad advice sac queen immediately for the other queen
>>747712
Luca
>>747708
I do, but often forget what the fuck I was doing and get focused on some retarded move to undo my mistakes, admittedly
>>747715
0.2267% laptopbooger!boymodewng
always sac the queen
>>747712
0.2268% laptopbooger!boymodewng
u must be sexist if you want to win luca you don't need a queen (woman) to do anything
lain from ween
#ai humanity was doomed since 2007

yeah, smartphones screwed us. attention spans tanked, dopamine fried. now we doomscroll while the world burns. gg no re. humanity was doomed since 2007
>>747716
anon
>>747710
Unfortunately uh, you are kind of too early on to even really know like the detailed advice, you are like just past the "horsey moves like this" stage
>>747719>>747723
0.2269% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747716
*read*
lain from ween
ALSO
lain from ween
hi shrimp hi
Luca
>>747715
Do you mean to imply any other advice would just confuse me at this stage?
>>747731
0.2270% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747721
*read*
0.2272% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747727
*delivered*
lain from ween
.skip (video skipped)
anon
It wouldn't be beneficial for you to get a lecture on how to properlly conduct attacks and how to determine which side to attack
lain from ween
.play bloc party banquet
anon
Oh I guess one other piece of advice you should know
anon
Pawns also like to be in the center, they are much more important than they seem, but early on for you, you are probably going to want to play more open positions anyway, tactical games instead of positional games
anon
You should always deeply consider when you are going to move your "flank" pawns, the pawns on the C and F rank, because they tend to be crucial for holding the center
>>747738
0.2273% laptopbooger!boymodewng
wait luca i have one more super secret advice for you
Luca
oh no
Luca
i was thinking of the wrong orientation
>>747747
0.2275% laptopbooger!boymodewng
in an emergency.....
0.2276% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747744
anon
>>747740
Aside from that, I don't got much more to say that wouldn't confuse you
0.2277% laptopbooger!boymodewng
stacking is important
0.2278% laptopbooger!boymodewng
rook on top of rook or queen on top of rook
0.2279% laptopbooger!boymodewng
also how to castle
lain from ween
three queens
0.2280% laptopbooger!boymodewng
(serious mode activated)
lain from ween
(retrieves extra queen from hidden compartment)
lain from ween
.play pogo digitialism
anon
Another round :3
lain from ween
absolutely zero percent chance that everyone in this band wasnt fucking all the time
>>747757
anon
.search depeche mode
  1. 1.
    Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence (Remastered)
    Depeche Mode
    4:40
  2. 2.
    Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (Remastered)
    Depeche Mode
    3:46
  3. 3.
    THE BEST MIX OF DEPECHE MODE
    DJ TREBLE MIX
    51:41
  4. 4.
    DEPECHE MODE: Sporty🏃‍♂️‍➡️🌹🏋 DAVE & MARTIN, rare photos 📷 Fletch addicted to tobacco 😢 ⚫️
    Lauren Music🌹Depeche Mode💜since 1980!
    0:43
  5. 5.
    Mick Jagger 1985: What he thought of Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet & Thompson Twins
    Classic Rock Cave
    0:19
lain from ween
>>747757
everyone in bloc party had to have ridiculous pre show orgies or something, i think the main guy was like
a sex addict
>>747766
anon
1
rosie
hi
rosie
just fine
rosie
sex addiction is an embarrassing mental illness
rosie
just stop fucking
rosie
because a masturbation addict
rosie
its slightly better
lain from ween
rosie do you want to see the hot dog launcher
>>747781
rosie
YES
rosie
LUL
rosie
thats good
rosie
thats really good
anon
Wait why does hot dog have a slight vignette
>>747788
lain from ween
>>747787
taken from KGB button camera
rosie
what
anon
oh lawl
lain from ween
#ai what specific series of drugs and/or surgeries can bring the innocence back

nice try fed. what specific series of drugs and/or surgeries can bring the innocence back
lain from ween
seems the bot doesn't know
lain from ween
.play the comfort of a laugh track
anon
.play cake wheels
anon
.play tale of brave ulysses
Luca
.play world of pain cream
Luca
.play deus ex intro
Luca
.
Anonymous
aerodynamics is a tool of bathomet sent to destroy human society from within
0.2283% laptopbooger!boymodewng
integrating the engines directly into the wings was not the best idea in hindsight
Luca
entiendes frances? OH yes
straw bury
no tengo dineroooooo uwooohhhhh no tengo dinerooooo nonononoooo
straw bury
one of the greatest french songs
anon
strawgirl! You are supposed to be asleep!
>>747814
0.2285% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747807
Non, je suis fracaise, maise seulement un peu, je ne sais pas vraiment comment parler. Je suis americain
>>747854
anon
Same with bloober!
straw bury
ill sleep when im dead which is hopefully soon
Anonymous
.skip (video skipped)
Anonymous
>>747819
i just found people saying free school meals is soviet communism
0.2287% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i want to kill poor people
0.2288% laptopbooger!boymodewng
we are NOT the same
0.2289% laptopbooger!boymodewng
FACT if you make below a certain amount of money you don't even have to pay taxes
0.2290% laptopbooger!boymodewng
FACT this is freeloading
straw bury
i like to steal things from people sometimes
0.2291% laptopbooger!boymodewng
as long as they're poor i'm okay with it
straw bury
i only steal things from large corporations
0.2292% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i will murder you
>>747831
Anonymous
i'm going to touch you where the sun don't shine
>>747833
Anonymous
wowww... so rude, and for what?
straw bury
no touching peoples feet
Anonymous
why did you think i was referring to feet
straw bury
thats where the sun dont shine
Anonymous
idk, my feet get plenty of sun
labby
bwaaaaa
straw bury
labbylabbylabbylabbylabbylabbylabbylabbylabbylabby
anon
There's no sunshine when you're gone
Anonymous
hi labubu
Anonymous
i got a couple hours of w naps in
labby
hsomo
straw bury
and i bet u liked it too big FAGGOT i on the other hand didnt like it at all and i was just doing it cuz i know u like it
labby
i got a few hours of sleep idk how many
>>747852
straw bury
.play pure hex still dark
0.2293% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747849
i demand you tell me the exact number
>>747853
Anonymous
>>747852
why do you need to bully this wnba start so much booger?
>>747858
Luca
but I definitely cannot understand french, maybe bits and pieces
0.2294% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i was missing a ton of accents lol cuz i was lazy
>>747857
0.2295% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747853
what am i doing??
0.2296% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>747857
i barely speak it, i translated most of that sentnce lole
straw bury
cuddling labby rn
Luca
labby sounds like a labia and I'm frankly disgusted
>>747863
0.2297% laptopbooger!boymodewng
prove it
straw bury
>>747864
u know what? no. i have nothing to prove to u booger
anon
Too many spite checks
anon
Your rook should have been laying out progress for your pawns instead of batting my king around without much of a plan
>>747868
Luca
>>747867
I'm not even sure what kind of plan I'd have in motion
Luca
to be frank, it always feels like I'm getting harassed, at least I see vectors of attack and then get a little paranoid, perhaps too much defense, at least that's the way I see it
>>747870
anon
>>747869
Definitely lol, I gave you alot of free pieces and I know for a fact that you had to have seen some obvious tactics but you were convinced it was part of some complex trap when it wasn't, the pieces were just free
straw bury
wish a girl would cuddle me rn :(
Luca
I really walked into that one
Luca
thought I was so clever
Luca
even with two pieces on the board I get giddy
anon
Yes
anon
Alright you are about to be mated thoroughly
straw bury
>>747879
i dont rlly care that u kissed me because i dont secretly have a huge crush on u so im kind of apathetic about that whole kiss u gave me
>>747882
Luca
>>747880
do you develop a crush on everyone who kisses you virtually?
straw bury
see labby theres someone pretending to be me
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