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0.2309% laptopbooger!boymodewng
if your train conductor is a coward then it is 2 hours,otherwise it could simply be 1
labby
danish trains are pretty expensive though so i usually go by flixbus or car
lain from computers
>>748317
i knew it :)
lain from computers
>>748319
okeaiy what do u need booger
booger (phone)!boymodewng
can you delete every single message i’ve sent for the past 3 years
booger (phone)!boymodewng
just a small favor
lain from computers
every message you've ever sent
>>748325
booger (phone)!boymodewng
super tiny
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>748323
yeah on both my phone and computer and also across the different user names
lain from computers
are you including chemical messengers in this scope
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what chemicals?
lain from computers
idk sweat, reflections, different gasses you've expelled uh
any of that stuff
booger (phone)!boymodewng
no no just all of the messages on this website and brainworm for the past 3 years
booger (phone)!boymodewng
super small and simple
booger (phone)!boymodewng
should be super easy :)
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh to the mysterious dm my phone reloaded and no because it would be impossible
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i think i’ve gone by 20 different names sometimes trip sometimes no trip
lain from computers
i could like talk to a mod but why do you want all your posts deleted
booger (phone)!boymodewng
idk bored
lain from computers
🤨
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i don’t like the idea of ppl being able to go back to see my old posts ever
lain from computers
such is the reality of persistent identity
>>748342
fujo
oh god how long was i out for
nonners from small screen
3 days
lain from computers
.
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>748338
not if the mod team nuked every single post i’ve made silly
nonners from small screen
but opna already archived old threads dont u remember
booger (phone)!boymodewng
opna is an enemy of the site so i doubt she still has the archives
nonners from small screen
its on archive org
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh
nonners from small screen
or idk if still is
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ok well we will nuke those too
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i miss opna
nonners from small screen
why was she banned
lain from computers
unironically posting nazi stuff
going on anon to post nazi vids
etc
nonners from small screen
what the fuck
lain from computers
yeap.
lain from computers
it was sad
lain from computers
still is
fujo
seems so out of character for her tbh
nonners from small screen
yea
lain from computers
pretty much everyone agrees but alas
lain from computers
its true
fujo
i never knew that like fried potatoes that have been in the fridge for over a day taste so good.....
>>748366
lain from computers
fujo
lain from computers
wtf happened
>>748363
fujo
>>748362
uh like i cooked yesterday-ish (maybe the day beforle at night, i dont really remember, its all really weird in my head)
and uhhhh i didnt rlly eat yesterday, buut i put that stuff in the fridge sooo i just had breakfast
labby
who was opna?
labby
can i get the backstory or nah
Anonymous
>>748360
everyone knows that day old boiled spuds taste unbelievably good when fried
>>748367
labby
one more hour in this train bwaaaaa
nonners
why is bash such a horrid language omg
nonners
just do the thing i ask ffs
Anonymous
because computers are evil beings
>>748378
labby
god willing i arrive at 'Utrecht Centraal' soon
fujo
its fried potat with scrambled egg and onions
>>748376
Anonymous
>>748373
all you need to do now is drench it in spices and tomato sauce
labby
what did u use for flavoring n spices
>>748379
fujo
>>748377
onions, garlic, salt and uhhh some spice mix that usually goes on feta cheese
>>748382
labby
i like computers
labby
hard as fucj
fujo
>>748379
i think it mostly consists of like uhh
Anonymous
>>748378
have you ever looked at circuit diagrams and noticed that they look like babylonian daemon seals
>>748385
labby
i really like salting things w miso paste or msg
labby
when i cook meat replacements i tend to replace the salt w either miso paste or soy sauce
fujo
AHA! Sweet paprika, mustard flour, smoked paprika (paprika, smoke), black pepper, cumin, oregano found it
labby
ouhhhhhh
labby
sounds good
fujo
>>748391
its how you learn to play with flavors..
i like only ate scrambled eggs for a year at some point i think (ok not solely, but like.. a lot)
labby
>>748392
the bugs love to eat a egg
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>748392
ur full of bugs
*smack smack*
work
labby
a solid 4/5 of my meals were or included fried egg for a good year
Anonymous
grim
labby
i got the eggs free from my parents tho
Anonymous
reminds me of that one guy on tiktok who shares what he eats every day and every meal has a minimum of 6 boiled eggs in it
he's a bodybuilder though so the eating disorder is forgiven
labby
yeah i was just depressed poor and a squatter
labby
so my meal selection was kinda restricted
booger (phone)!boymodewng
a squatter
fujo
what is a squatter
booger (phone)!boymodewng
do you know what a squat is?
fujo
do you mean like occupying buildings or whatever
>>748414
booger (phone)!boymodewng
no that’s silly
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like the exercise
fujo
no it's incredibly based
labby
thats me baby
labby
and my beautiful wife
labby
.play ausmuteants i hate you
booger (phone)!boymodewng
fujo ignored my question….
>>748419
fujo
>>748418
no i dont think i am a squatter i dont know the excercise
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i can’t believe you
nonners
how do you not know it, you just squat and thats it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>748422
you have glasses????????
labby
boog uve seen my face
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it’s entirely possible
labby
i am practically blind w/out glasses
booger (phone)!boymodewng
good to know i can take advantage of you if i steal ur glasses mwhahahahhahahahahhaa
labby
please dont :(
labby
thats mean
Anonymous
>>748429
ofc everything else is kinda worse with them
labby
contacts wre wcart
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why not just squint
>>748435
labby
*are scary
booger (phone)!boymodewng
works for me but i’m only -2.5
labby
i wanna get generic one use contacts for moshpits and shows
labby
yeag im -4.5 in one eye and -4 in the other
Anonymous
i'm -4.5 in one and -4.75 in another (i believe)
labby
i need to buy new glasses
labby
so when i get measured for that im gonna use that measurement to buy one use contacts too
labby
for moshpits
Anonymous
you just need to get past the fear of sticking things onto your eyeball
labby
+ i look good w round glasses
Anonymous
how do you buy good looking glasses without humiliating yourself at the store
>>748446>>748451
fujo
>>748445
order them online

or uhhhh.. idk.. it depends on what kind of face you have i guess.
friend of mine has like square "male" glasses but looks good with them.
>>748453
labby
bwah wrong img
labby
just try them on
fujo
>>748446
aslo i cant repeat this enough its like
male fashion = male + unisex if progressive
female fashion = anything goes
Anonymous
>>748451
yeah but i do core, and i care a lot
Anonymous
maybe i'll just never wear anything interesting or good looking cuz my family are conservative catholics
labby
u can do as u will
labby
labby reveal
fujo
>>748457
50th trannarchista brigade
labby
or not ig the image wont upload
fujo
its slow somtimes
fujo
try like sending it to yourself on fav messaging service and save it to compress it
labby
>>748457
and get really into a shitty music genre to dissapoint ur parents
>>748467
fujo
oh waow u look kewl :3
Anonymous
>>748465
is dadrock shitty enough for this
labby
does it have an associated parent dissapointing subculture
Anonymous
idk, i don't talk with people too much
fujo
labby i can see why your now-wife "clocked you as a puppy" (your words)
>>748474
labby
i am just a punk and gay
labby
i am merely a farmer's daughter
labby
i look like my mom did at my age
labby
except she was a farmer's daughter and im a dyke
labby
.play noogy who's laughing now
fujo
>>748482
is deltarune like the cis variant of celeste or
fujo
i dont know any of the lore sorry
Anonymous
deltarune is the neopronoun version of undertale
>>748489
labby
the core of deltarune is Toby fox channeling the spirits of deceased lesbian teenagers
labby
also p good
labby
an rpg for the snes
fujo
repnon... i have a question.
Anonymous
what
fujo
what does repressing look like for you
Anonymous
>>748498
i believe that transition would be worse for me because i couldn't pass so i'd just get hatecrimed all day
>>748501
fujo
>>748500
so you would, if society was more accepting?
Anonymous
that and if i wasn't so masc / weird looking
>>748505
fujo
a more accepting society would naturally lead to different notions of masculinity and femininity but thats besides the point
labby
i think u should trans anyways
fujo
>>748502
i kinda see myself in that sentence, like i had the same excuse for not transitioning when i was younger..

at some point, it was just like a thing of "i'd rather try and fail than not try at all"
labby
i look weird but idc everyone can suck my dick and balls
>>748507
labby
>>748507
i need u to understand that was a very cherripicked image
>>748511
labby
im not neurotic and brainwormy abt it but i dont pass a lot of the time
Anonymous
>>748508
yeah but like i can't even anglefraud myself into being fem
labby
get E
fujo
yeaaa like, u could easily try e for a year and still manmode
>>748515
labby
E and a haircut is half the work and the rest comes from there
>>748517
fujo
>>748513
what people have in their mind is often like overplayed i think idk
labby
transitioning will not turn u into an anime girl or one of these twitter girls who's only popular bc she's pretty
fujo
>>748514
i haven't cut my hair since covid :3
labby
you will look like your mom
labby
and thats fine, she's a lovely woman and i enjoyed meeting her last night
Anonymous
ok can we like stop this talk now
labby
yeah sure
fujo
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im sowwy
::glegle sad gondola
labby
fujo
maybei should cut my hair idk
Anonymous
no reason to do so
Anonymous
i haven't cut my hair in 3 years and it looks fine
fujo
yeh but its like 6 years for me
Anonymous
still, your hair probably looks good
>>748534
labby
gotta get on the bus soon
labby
waow fujo real ????
labby
get a hair cut just to get the split hairs out
labby
helps w faster and healthier growth
fujo
yeaaaa iwas thinkign the same
labby
20 minute stopover so i can smoke a ciggie and buy a snack
>>748543
labby
:D
fujo
>>748543
if im ever going to make music this is going to be my 'artist name'
>>748545
Anonymous
white ppl don't say "great band name" anymore, they say this >>748544
labby
>>748543
nah im gonna stop by the grocery next to the station and buy a cheese croissant
labby
i have so many band namea
labby
utrecht centraal is one of the worst stations in the country
>>748550
labby
it just really sucks shit
labby
amsterdam is way worse
labby
utrecht is functional but just really fucking ugly
fujo
i was about to say my old boss (dutch dude) always told me like "dont go to amsterdam, its a fancy tourist trap" and was like "when people in the country take time off they just go to utrecht"
>>748554
labby
>>748553
yeah amsterdam sucks, their main station is trash too
labby
it looks nice from outside but its hell on earth to navigate
labby
best station in the country is ez Groningen Hoofdstation
labby
or well it was before the renovation
Anonymous
yeah but does it have a native pidgeon population like the vilnius bus station does
labby
theres some pidgeons, crows and other birds that live in the old building
Anonymous
that's so based
labby
i used to make friends w them when i travelled there a lot
fujo
i dont get how the train network in a country that small still has you change trains like 3 or 4 times to get to your destination
labby
i mean ther3s regional and national rail hubs
labby
and the coverage is very spotty outside the west and south
fujo
idk i went from uhhh.. nijmegen to rotterdam once and it was like.. kinda painful
labby
yeah that doesnt have a good connection
labby
u get used to it to
fujo
DB my beloved
labby
db just runs a train from bumfuck nowhere to shitass somewhere that goes for 7 hours straight
>>748571
labby
which i respect deeply
fujo
>>748569
i can get to berlin in like 2 trains
fujo
5hrs, othert end of the country
fujo
bumfuck nowhere where i live to munich, munich => berlin
labby
brb getting off train
fujo
image.png
by far the worst train station in germany
labby
bwaaaa
labby
after this a few stops on a regional train n im at hometown
labby
or birth town more like
Anonymous
wooo, the ukranian anti corruption agencies will remain independent
labby
it was p good
labby
gotta rush to make my next train wich sucks but hopefully the bus is on time
Anonymous
why can't everywhere be like switzerland :(
>>748588
labby
i have never been to switzerland
Anonymous
i haven't either, but i've heard that every settlement has a train station and i really wish that was the case here too
labby
ughhhh we have a small delay and the driver is a feckless idiot so i may miss my transfer
labby
things looking up for true labby heads
labby
the driver toggled on his brain
labby
idk what that means
Anonymous
i don't think anyone knows either
labby
total labby victory im on the train
Anonymous
wow
fujo
I lose
fentmom
yeah dutch people love to stare from what ive seen
Anonymous
everyone in small towns loves to stare
Anonymous
my mom used to barge into my room when i was sleeping to stare at the road from my window
fentmom
i like to look at my friend labby she look very cool
fentmom
i need a cig
labby
hi fent im in my birthplace to amend my birth certificate
labby
its all the way across the country from my hometown
labby
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just signed the document my legal name is now [REDACTED] and my gender marker is a F now
>>748611
shrimp
they are 20 elo away from top 500
shrimp
or were
shrimp
oh wait no i knocked them out of top 500
nonners
why the fuck is my left eye so dry, i have both of them open all day why is it only the left one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Drink water with eye
nonners
>Randalf
stopped reading
>>748620
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748618
Excuse me?
nonners
you are excused! go away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah I don't think so
nonners
>excuse me
>is excused
>doesnt accept the excusement
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whatever, I just gave advice
fentmom
randal im installing corkskrew rules
fentmom
im going to kick ass
fentmom
my polend friend says i should move to russia
>>748629
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hell yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748627
I wouldn't take their advice
nonners
would you move to russia if you lived in the UK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anywhere is better than UK
nonners
fair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They banned gooning lmao
nonners
how did they ban gooning
nonners
oh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
New law says no gooning
nonners
>knows
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sorry Professor Oak, I'm not catching all 1000+ pokeymans I'm too old for this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sometimes all you need is a level 1 Ratatta to sweep
shrimp
i prefer strong bug
shrimp
she murdered 3 pokemon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, Emmet has gone insane after his brother disappeared into the void
shrimp
im sorry i dont get ti
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Did you play Legends Arceus?
shrimp
not very much of it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay so your opponent's avatar is Emmet, a train station master from gen 5 games. He has a twin brother Ingo. In LA Ingo is sucked into a portal and is somehow in the past with Hisui cast
>>748667>>748659
nonners from small screen
why doesnt anyone use pikachu isnt he the main pokemon or something? who tf is snorlax
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pikachu sucks, only Partner Pikachu is any good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just get a thunder stone and use the much more superiour Raichu
nonners from small screen
but pikachu is the main guy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Where? Pokemon Yellow?
nonners from small screen
idk anything about pokemon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I know too much and I can't rest easy
nonners from small screen
pokemonfags be like oooh man look at these stats yeeeeaaah thats the stuff lets gooo yea
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Numbers my friend, it's all bout the numbers (and RNGesus)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>tfw no regular Raichu in NEw Snap
Why live
anon
god i wish i was clickertrained
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't like math I just like number crunching
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748666
Hell yeah feesh
labby
what game is this from
labby
also i changed my legal name :D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Congrats
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hope you'll be happier with a new name
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748667
Pokemon?
fujo
i love walnuts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love keshuews
fujo
walnuts, honey and yogurt......
romeo
work time work time!!
romeo
i got the summer edition red bull this time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Red bul...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748681
Yay :D
romeo
they only had the sugar free version at Wawa 💔
romeo
im too busy sugarmaxxing
romeo
but i don't mind it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gotta get those diabetes *flex*
romeo
so real
romeo
it's genetic on both sides of my family and im already fat so i have good chances
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Miraculously I've been consuming sugar for years and still not diabetic
romeo
oh wait oh my god randal did i tell you about work yesterday
>>748693
nonners from small screen
everyone has been consuming sugar for years
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748691
No, I'm employed...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unemployed
romeo
im the most employed person in the universe
>>748698
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jobless
>>748701
nonners from small screen
just remove the un from unemployed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748695
So jealous of you
romeo
so i work with kids a lot i work in a kids library after all and every so often there are summer camps that come over
romeo
uh there was a summer camp yesterday of like 20 kids age 5-8 and they REALLY REALLY liked me
>>748703
romeo
herding around me like a sheep and asking me to read to them
fentmom
>>748700
you're the big little buddy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate kids
romeo
they also really really liked mikuplush
>>748709
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would have a heart attack if some snotty Billy tried touching my comfort items
>>748711
romeo
my biggest points of pride come from when little kids like me but oh god they liked me too much
romeo
they were taking turns reading to me in Chinese
romeo
>>748707
i get anxious when my peers touch my plushies
fentmom
oh were these kids like mostly chinese
fentmom
for some reason i imagine you living in a town full of wholly irish americans

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