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romeo
AUGUST 11TH I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG FOR MY CHILDREN
fentmom
never anything to do in this town .........
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine having a kid and they're born on 12th of april
>>748919>>748920
fentmom
theres kerosene around !!!!! shes something to do ...
romeo
>>748917
i would start screaming and crying and throwing up
Anonymous
>>748917
i'd just stick them back in
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good to know I still remeb=mber the sacred date 10 years later
fentmom
what would you do if your child was born on the 2nd of april and was aries and also ENFP
>>748923>>748925
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748922
Feed to rain god
fentmom
at least you afford me a ritual death
romeo
today is my best friend's birthday
fujo
that's not it
fujo
it's more like i dont want children, ever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Todaybor day is labour day
Anonymous
when is labubu day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*kills you*
>>748934
romeo
my coworker has like 50 labubus on her bookbag i will cry
>>748938>>748936
Anonymous
>>748932
#edit make this post positive
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748933
I'm already crying
romeo
i wanna eat these pretzels so bad
romeo
im so hungry
fentmom
dubai chocolate labubu
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Labubu match dubai chocolate crumblr cookie
fentmom
matcha coffee rave with labubu in dubai
Anonymous
labubu matcha rave in dubai
romeo
im gonna have an aneurysm
>>748945
fentmom
>>748944
when the ting with the sket in the ends at the bando bonnie blue meet n jeet lily phillips the ting is yeah im gonna cut fam
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Skibidi toilet is forgotten...
romeo
there was a summer camp over a few weeks ago and all the kids only spoke Spanish, i was listening to them talk and the only words i recognized were that fuckass labubu song
Anonymous
dem viva street tings make it worth it to study english lit and kingston uni
fentmom
fam study eng lit at kingston uni
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Remember baby shark? I do, that was the better times
romeo
yes pure misery
romeo
when i was 9 my choir director had us sing baby shark to warm up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I genuilely feel so old
Anonymous
does pewds still have more subs than t-series
>>748962
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
romeo
bitch lasagna bitch lasagna
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Your all mental damage is too much
Anonymous
who wants to do slenderman proxy rp with me
>>748963
fujo
i love it
fentmom
>>748954
the ting in the bando right now ali kingston univeristy meet n jeet with bonnie blue and lily phillips
romeo
ki
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748973
THIS ISN'T YURI GOD FORBID WOMEN BE FRIENDS /j
romeo
wait where that one area convo where minori said she wanted to kiss haruka
romeo
feel free to screenshot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748976
The one where they gay sex tje Slendor Man
>>748994
romeo
slendermans gay cousin ilikemenderman
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pretty sure we have one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Growing up I always wondered who's the gay cousin in our family, turns out it was me the whole time
>>748986
romeo
i had the gay catholic uncles instead of gay cousins
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me and the twink I imprisoned in my basement to milk
fentmom
>>748982
apparently multiple cousins i have are gay/closet gay
romeo
>>748984
me on the left rui kamishiro on the right
romeo
god im so fucked
romeo
why do i have an undying crush on a fictional anime singer boy
>>748993>>748996
fentmom
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this artist is just japanese me like i honestly would draw my self insert in situations like this 24/7 if i could draw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748990
Why do I have an undying crush on a canadian
Anonymous
>>748979
slenderman wasn't in marble hornets actually, the main villain in the story was the operator which looked exactly like slenderman but was totally different lore wise from the original
>>748997
fentmom
>>748990
thats ok i have a crush on a semi obscure math rock singer who i took a selfie with once
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I watched Slenderman movie does that count
>>749007
labby
this is my glub shitto
labby
my boy grub from the soil
Anonymous
did anyone actually watch everyman hybrid or was that just a convoluted joke
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I rly like that indie game where you're trapped in a giant water park
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749004
Congrats on your transition
labby
an hour in da train n then i see my wife
>>749010
romeo
i don't think i've posted miku plush in a while
Anonymous
post miku fumo now
fentmom
you ever look at yourself in a mirror and you realised youve become like a 7/10 crush you would have on an aeroplane trip or particularly long bus journey
romeo
not a fumo but i
Anonymous
real patriQts won
nonners
got my silicone earplugs in, forgot i had those
nonners
now i cant hear people talking
labby
.play the clash i fought the law
Anonymous
god i so wish editing .raws wasn't so fucking slow
>>749025
Anonymous
>>749023
i have 48 gigs of ram and a 5700x but that's not enough for fast picture editing i guess
romeo
>>749021
she's balding a bit but she's very sweet
romeo
my coworker thought she was a rabbit
Anonymous
was she right?
romeo
miku can be anything
fentmom
im a cat or a fox
romeo
im like a raccoon with very tiny puny wings that he can't fly with so they just sit there
Anonymous
i'm like a lion wolf hybrid, king of the junjle and such
fentmom
raccoons are one of my favourite animals i wish we had them in the uk
romeo
like scootaloo from mlp
labby
2
labby
.play gorilla angreb ms tampa
nonners
now that i have these earplugs in i noticed a different tone of my tinnitus that i hadnt noticed before, its more rhythmic but quieter than the usual TV static one
labby
.play the crucifucks no one can make me play along with this
fentmom
Broooo the fifa ting go hard in the bando
Anonymous
the fifa street tings yeah
fentmom
The Bonnie Blue Lily Phillips sitch is complexed bro
labby
.play hope descendents
labby
pre-pop punk descendents are so funny
labby
they're all incels
labby
every third song is "why wont women fuck me"
>>749073
labby
then they started making pop punk :(
fentmom
i keep calling myself like saying im in my incel looking era to make my friends scared and its working
labby
fentmom confirmed incel ?????
labby
this made me think about lesbian incels
labby
lezcels hmu
fentmom
i basically live an incel lifestyle
fentmom
unemployed and on the computer talking to people at 4am
>>749058
fentmom
its all gonna change soon though. trust me
labby
i wanna get an orchi and keep them in a jar
labby
and if i cant get that I'll fundraise to go to a country where i can
nonners from small screen
reminder that nothing good will ever happen
>>749064
labby
i just changed my legal name and gender snd that was p good
>>749071
Anonymous
would "loserstein" be a good last name for a catholic
labby
unnecessary, all catholics are losers
Anonymous
sorry
labby
ur fine im just advancing the woke protestant agenda
Anonymous
look at the uk and tell me that prots are normal in the head
>>749078
fentmom
proud of u
Anonymous
guitar music doesn't get you laid
fentmom
i get bare gallys n tings around me whenever i sing shitty covers of NIN songs at karoke
fentmom
i guess its a complexed situation as they say
anon
Hi everypony Cna ,w e PLEASE . Abolish sex
>>749083
fentmom
No Sex No Sex
fentmom
It's an Ace Night Out
labby
anglicans are not prots they are cucked caths
fentmom
yeah we're basically catholics except those guys in norn ireland they're proddy as hell
fentmom
anglicans basically are tsundere for the pope
labby
anglicans are just cucked caths bc their king wanted to divorce once or something
Anonymous
>>749086
sorry, can't agree then
fentmom
if i converted to christianity it would probably be an anglo-catholic strain of anglicanism
anon
I am Christian
labby
>>749073
they were 16 year olds in a hardcore band the 80s
anon
-|-
| Look see... Coool fuckin cross..
Anonymous
Wowww...
anon
Ty
anon
R u actually a repressor
Anonymous
the real deal, dry too
anon
U should get a gun with a suppressor
fentmom
I'm a repper but it's OK.
>>749100
anon
So U can be like im the repressor with the suppressor and i should not bbe trusted with firearms
fentmom
>>749100
yeah but if i was given a pill that transformed me into Womyn id eat it probably no questions asked
anon
Repman
labby
you cant stop me
anon
I am a repressor too
labby
im gonna hug u w my arms covered in estrogen gel
nonners from small screen
reminer nothing good ever happens theres nothing and never will ve
>>749111
anon
Please take my hand and we will pull ourselves into eachother
labby
I'm a remonstrant/arminian prot
>>749137
fentmom
im the woman in this song
fentmom
scene
anon
IM NOT HAPPY PLEASE IM NOT HAPPYSOMEONE HELP ME
fentmom
im happy feeling free
anon
!!!!
fentmom
drugs drugs drugs give em all to me
anon
I dont have drugs please give me ur fent please hook me up to ur fent reactors it would fix me its all i need aaah
fentmom
i never done fent i accidentally did meth twice though
fentmom
cuhrayzee shit
anon
If u did fent even once u wouldnt be here
anon
Itsliterally supermeth
fentmom
meth is a fun time heroin/fent isnt
fentmom
actually dont let me say meth is a fun time
fentmom
anyone here considering meth please dont do that
anon
Meth destroyed one of ttheo nly ppl that i conmnected with
fentmom
thats awful im sorry my friend used to have a friend in japan and she got super methed out and then just stopped coming onto discord one day
anon
Yeh very sad
anon
Same story hhere
anon
Also stopped taking hrt 2 afford more meth
anon
Makes me depressed thinking abt it
fentmom
thats nasty im sorry
fentmom
honestly ive turned very much into a drugs are bad ok person
>>749141
fentmom
even sometimes with weed although i recognise the need some people need for weed
fentmom
a maxim i repeat to people is that "weed makes you content with being bored"
>>749139
labby
it also made me psychotic
labby
>>749137
a remonstrant is like a calvinist but with 50% less predestination and also woke
fentmom
if people are smoking ill just drink because i like being in a state where i can carry out conversations
>>749148
fentmom
also im sorry but weed just makes people think about ass and titties too much and you cant go through every day being fixated on that
labby
we were very controversial in the 80's for letting gay people hold positions in the church
labby
which we did for years before that but thats when we wrote it down
labby
and we blessed gay marriages way before they were legal
labby
>>749143
i dont drink anymore so it gets kinda boring
labby
i dont go to functions where the main attraction is taking substances anymore
fentmom
i also do that for my own good
fentmom
as soon as the cat piss crystal comes out its time to vacate
labby
my wife uses speed n ket sometimes but not when im around bc she knows i dont like it
labby
im also extremely susceptible to addictioj
fentmom
amphetamines + ket were very weird for me
fentmom
i would do stuff like get people to refer to me as aphrodite and i would stare at myself in the mirror for hours on end
fentmom
yeah i have the addict gene somehow it doesnt work with alcohol which i find too vile to drink half the time
labby
thats why im a two time ex alcoholic babey
labby
its kinda hard in squatter n anarcho circles
labby
because half the people are alcoholics and/or speed addicts
fentmom
former speed heads scare me bc thats my dad
fentmom
like its actually eaten away at them in a way thats scarily familiar
labby
yeah the only person I've ever seen come out of a years long speed addiction was this freakishly buff 60 year old guy that used to be in my wife's squatting scene
labby
and im p sure his secret was quitting for a 1 month period like 4 times a year
labby
but I've seen it fucking wreck people
fentmom
glad my hardcore druggie period was only 2 years
fentmom
i like to think im more mentally functioning now
labby
i know this guy who's my age but looks 10-15 years older bc he did speed for years
labby
im glad i never started hard drugs
fentmom
yea its honestly a waste of time
fentmom
a few people feel the need to have a period where they go sicko mode and fuck everything up and i can relate to that but honestly
fentmom
not enough time on this planet yknow
fentmom
you could be tending to horses or playing an instrument
labby
weed fucked me up enough
labby
yuore out partying ..... but 'im studying the Grub
Anonymous
have you mastered the art of the bootloader yet lab
fentmom
I Love Her
fentmom
bandolero du me
fentmom
bandido de pais latino
labby
what is a bootloader
Anonymous
oh nvm
fentmom
whenever i meet a spanish person they always know this song and i sing it with them
labby
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:: grub
i mean these little fellas :D
fentmom
this woman is unfairly beautiful
fentmom
i wish she was my friend
labby
almost in wife city
fentmom
wife city
labby
wife city is REAL
fentmom
my other loves will tell you that im nothing but a pleasure seeker and for once i really must agree
Anonymous
>>749192
this is literally the plot to wolf's rain
labby
1
labby
puppy dog city is real....
labby
i have to find it
romeo
random little kid and i had lots of fun building a house for miku plush out of magnetiles
>>749203
romeo
im gonna try and recreate it
fentmom
thats honestly something id do as a kid for an adult i liked
fentmom
you're probably giving a lot of kids sweet memories gj
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>>749199
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY FOR U
romeo
her head is a little big
fentmom
shedding a tear at how pure this is
fentmom
even if shes got a big stupid head she still deserves a house
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chat
romeo
im like a real kid playing with my toys
romeo
AUTOCORRECT WOAH
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CHAT
romeo
haiii
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CHAT
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HAI ROMEO
romeo
booger i built a super awesome house for miku
0.2315% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's very nice
fentmom
when i was a kid someone took me to this printworks where there was like this special needs old guy just working there all the time
fentmom
i drew something for him to print out and he seemed happy i was showing interest in his work
fentmom
interactions like that between adults and kids are so sweet
romeo
awwwww
fentmom
he was cool i think he had like dementia tho
fentmom
i think its nice when disabled/special needs people are afforded lives where they can do productive and creative things that make themselves and others happy
romeo
im the oldest person working here which is probably why the kids gravitate towards me

and then they realize im stupid and childish so they just quietly play with me
>>749229
0.2316% laptopbooger!boymodewng
LMAO
fentmom
>>749227
theyre like hallo uncle womeo how are you
fentmom
person was going to buy me a judy hopps plushy for my birthday but it never arrived. probably a good thing
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>>749232
ur a miku savior
romeo
i feel like it's a little unethical cuz i bought her from a random sweatshop on eBay probably but it's one less miku for a creepy old man/landfill
fentmom
i mean lets face it all our shit comes from sweatshops but no i hear you
fentmom
yeah you saved that miku
fentmom
it could be in the corner of some sordid forlorn polycules bedroom but its with you instead
romeo
i gave her a nice home
romeo
she can hang out with the kids at my job
0.2318% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's fun
romeo
i feed her bits of my dinner
>>749247
0.2319% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I wanna replay assassins creed again, i miss that game
fentmom
idk how this ost can be so reflective of the minutia of like the sounds of both nature and the city when its a film about psychosexual violence
fentmom
kakihara my beloved
romeo
>>749242
like i will literally take miku to restaurants in my bag and feed her bits of whatever food i get cuz i don't want her to feel neglected i want her to be happy and full
romeo
im extremely mentally ill if you can't tell
fentmom
strong parential/older sibling traits
romeo
im an only child which is probably why i have such a strong protective instinct towards this literal stuffed toy
>>749254
fentmom
an only irish child
fentmom
this does not compute to me but i accept it
>>749255
0.2320% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>749250
stufed toys are cute its okie
romeo
>>749252
my parents tried their best to get me a sibling but i was always meant to be attached to plushies instead
>>749257
fentmom
>>749255
honestly i have a sibling too but i was more attached to the family pets than him
fentmom
probably caused us both psychodamage but i ended up with the trait where i can easily befriend any animal so
romeo
i love my cat
fentmom
women say about their boyfriends that they have the power to befriend homeless people but i switched that for making dogs and cats love me
romeo
he's a total asshole but i love him
>>749263
0.2321% laptopbooger!boymodewng
all cats are assholes but they're so adorable
fentmom
>>749261
what type of asshole cat is he
fentmom
mine is a demanding big guy who acts like baby
romeo
old grouchy bastard who likes to sleep on my clothes and knock over things on the counter when he's hungry
0.2322% laptopbooger!boymodewng
old grouchy bastards are the best omg
0.2323% laptopbooger!boymodewng
garfield coded
romeo
he's gonna be 11 next month, i will throw a birthday party for him
>>749279
anon
Me and my older sister are very close
romeo
hi twinknom
romeo
nom nom nom
romeo
hungry,,,,,
anon
Hi
anon
I need to clean up my kitchen
romeo
i made a super cool house for my plushie do you wanna see
>>749283>>749281
anon
God DAMN
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>>749269
AWWWWWWWWWW
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>>749280
ERM NO. YOU'RE PREVENTING ME FROM JUST SIMPLY EXPRESSING MYSELF...
>>749289
shrimp
miku house
0.2326% laptopbooger!boymodewng
miku house
romeo
her head is very big
anon
>>749285
miku manor (can't believe nobody else is saying this)
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>>749289
WAIT NO WAY
0.2328% laptopbooger!boymodewng
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BRITHDAY HAPPY BRITHDAY
romeo
HAPPY SHRIMPDAY
shrimp
im finally 17
shrimp
its not actually my birthday fyi
anon
What a shame
anon
Here I was wanting to celebrate with you
shrimp
i dont celebrate it anyways
anon
Jehovah's Witness
shrimp
no
shrimp
i just dont really celebrate things... like holidays...
>>749304
anon
>>749303
You should! I will celebrate with you except you are in Canada so
shrimp
i dont wanna
shrimp
i mean like ill go to celebrations and celebrate things but i try not to and i just dont really care at all about holidays. i guess celebrating a life event makes sense like a marriage or your first uhhh kill haha murder joke hehe
>>749310
romeo
we can all have a very merry shrimpmas together
shrimp
im the shrimpmas shrimp (the grinch)
Anonymous
does anyone know how to fix a direct drive turntable that runs slow
anon
>>749306
Yeah but shrimp... a holiday is a good excuse to cook food for you and have a bunch of people over and take care of you and also other things
fentmom
i have a big head for my body. i empathise with miku
>>749314
anon
I have a tiny head
anon
a little pinhead
0.2329% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i agree with twink anon on his comicaly small and tiny head, like it's so tiny and small it's honestly disconcerting how mismatched it is with the rest of his body
romeo
i love my plushies so much more than a regular person should probably

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