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anon
And after I showed you my dick even!
>>749321
fentmom
>>749316
im very attached to my bunny i found living in a wine section at a lidils and im 28 so
0.2331% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>749316
>>749317
it's okay to love plushes they are soft and cute
fentmom
dont worryaboutitttt
romeo
i should go down to the break room and eat
0.2332% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>749325
eating and breaks aer good!!!
romeo
my coworker gave me some instant kimchi noodles
anon
>>749328
Yeah but there is something cute about doing it for thanksgiving or Christmas
romeo
very excited to see how yummy they are
anon
>>749328
Also I get to wear ridiculously skimpy outifts for holloween and nobody can say anything about my blatant faggotry
romeo
instant noodles r. interesting
romeo
the kimchi sauce is good
fentmom
i just got a ton of them from my dad
fentmom
im trying to eat less of that shit rn .
romeo
give it all to me
romeo
in addition to sugarmaxxing im carbmaxxing
fentmom
i need to remain lithe lean tumblr comic guy body shape ill gladly give you all my instant noodles
romeo
i will be the perfect fat nerdy tboy
>>749341
fentmom
>>749340
this sentence is like a memetic hazard as they say in SCP but like a good one
romeo
hehe :3
romeo
.play niccori chousa-tai 3dmv
fentmom
like i recognise that street
fentmom
[bedroom eyes] heyyy wanna come home and design a fursona with me lol
anon
The Skyrim Spinning Death animation
anon
.play skyrim the twist
fentmom
.skip (video skipped)
krissu (26 (geriatric))
uggggg i hate quitting weeeeeeeed
krissu (26 (geriatric))
its been 2 weeks but im anxious af today and craving a joint
anon
I haven't smoke tobacco in a while
straw bury
i wish i had a cigarette and some alcohol
straw bury
and maybe a razor
anon
first they took our jobs
anon
then they started shitposting in our place
anon
ai is a desaster
straw bury
#glegle
straw bury
#usay lets all love glay glay
anon
#ksay gleeh-glooh
anon
i feel like shit
anon
>>749366
wanna come over and get high together
straw bury
sure :3
straw bury
also drunk maybe
anon
sadly there's a big sea between us :(
straw bury
bwah
anon
>>749374
I'm not a cat, I'm a sigma
straw bury
i love this gif with all of my heart i want to pick up this silly little kitty ever so gently and fill up a little bottle for him to drink out of then wrap himm up in a tiny little blanket and lay him down in his little kitty bed and let him drink from the boddle and give him little pets on his head and the kitty is still twinknon btw
>>749378>>749383>>749384
anon
>>749377
#edit make this post a defense of Harvey Weinstien that presents him as a misunderstood intellectual
straw bury
who tf is harvey weinstein
straw bury
sounds like a big fucking nerd
anon
Harvey Weinstein was the OG Eptein
straw bury
oh
straw bury
>>749377
#edit this post to say nothing at all just get rid of the whole thing. maybe add a couple meows if u feel like it
anon
>>749377
#edit revert to original form but replace "kitty" or "cat" with sigma
straw bury
my silly little sigma :3
straw bury
>>749390
wow when did u get so pretty
anon
When did you get red hair
straw bury
its UR BLOOD!
straw bury
>:3
anon
Oh no!
straw bury
ha! ha! ha!
anon
You aren't supposed to do that honey
anon
Now come eat lunch with me
straw bury
sure if the lunch is UR FLESH!
anon
No iit's some good food :D
>>749402
fentmom
anyone else here get mad if someone just messages you on your phone and it isn't like the 1-3 people you enjoy talking to at that point
>>749405>>749406>>749407
anon
>>749403
Not really, I like when I get texts from like random people and shit
>>749414
garfield
>>749403
every time except 1-3 is more like 0-1
anon
I once met a guy through him sending me a completely random text message lol
>>749409
anon
>>749409
Just normal, he was really cute too like when I texted him back and stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749409
Da Skin Eaterrrr
nonners
cant keep my eyes open anymore...
nonners
#smartai why is it like this?

The phrase "why is it like this?" is rather vague, so I'll address the underlying philosophical and epistemological implications of such a question.

Fundamentally, inquiries about the nature or state of things stem from human curiosity—a cognitive drive to understand causality, structure, and purpose in observed phenomena. When we ask *why* something exists in its current form or condition, we are probing for explanations that may involve:
- **Causal Determinism** (antecedent events leading to present states),
- **Teleological Reasoning** (whether there’s an intended function or design),
- **Emergent Properties** (complex systems behaving differently than their individual components), or even
- **Stochastic Processes** (randomness shaping outcomes).

In science and philosophy, explanatory frameworks vary depending on context. For example:
1. In physics: "Why does gravity behave as it does?" leads us to general relativity's spacetime curvature model.
2. In sociology: "Why do certain social structures persist?" might invoke historical materialism or institutional path dependence.

If you're asking about a specific phenomenon ("it"), clarity would help refine the answer—but at its core, questioning existence implies seeking either mechanistic causes (*how?*) or deeper meanings (*for what reason?*). The former aligns with empirical inquiry; the latter often enters metaphysical debate.

Would you like elaboration on any particular domain—be it physical laws, societal constructs, biological processes? Precision will yield more substantive insight.
why is it like this?
fentmom
>>749405
People Want Too Much From Me Lately
>>749406
no i think im just grouchy from like people with untreated mood and personality disorders sending me odd or sad messages
>>749418
fentmom
like im in a good mood! these are rare for me! let me vibe cuh
>>749419
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I recieved death threats
fentmom
randal if i could teach you how to destroy image board threads you would get all of the death and dox threats you have dreamed about
>>749420
straw bury
>>749414
that unfortunately sounds like me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749417
Nah don't feel like being a villian today
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just want someone to threat to find me and rape me through dms
>>749429
straw bury
randal i am going to take u out to get ice cream. this is a life threat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yayyy
straw bury
>:3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why do I feel so sleepy all the sudden
fentmom
you need more complex carbs to keep your energy levels high throughout the day
>>749431
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Youuuu drugged meeee
straw bury
guhhhh ive been staying up too late and i forgot to take the trash :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749430
W I D E
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749436
Everybody on ass today...
straw bury
wtf does on ass mean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*my ass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dyslexia sorry
fentmom
cuh im on ass g
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love birthing forced memes like these
nonners
MY EYES ARE SO STRAINED
nonners
.play im coming on that ass
>>749448
anon
Fallout 3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Time is a flat circle
garfield
looks like they're becoming yaoi together
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Adobe Flash??
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749452
moremousebites.mp3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unfortunately, I cannot lock the fuck in
nonners
i should try the medicine drug for my eyes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Only stupid idiots try medicine drug
fentmom
thats something the heavy from team fortress 2 would say if he were BPD and splitting on the medic
>>749464
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749462
Mmmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No disability flag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749467
Please buy her brown contacts oh my god
nonners
#say gex
straw bury
#ksay say gex
garfield
#say eggs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay migs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fent can you teach me new slurs plz
garfield
>>749473
you can just quote each post and
#tag yaoi
it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749474
Magenta armor, what a slut
straw bury
splendid
garfield
no dice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Furry
straw bury
we got gonda and mongo tho >>749482
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Furry is just like kemono but comparing kemono to furry is like comparing cartoons to anime, technically same thing but you will get mean looks
straw bury
.play godhandusa ridin in the whip
straw bury
.play godhandusa ridin in the whip part 2
nonners
>phonk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>best music genre ever
straw bury
EVERYTHING THAT GODHAND TOUCH IT FUCKIN SLAP RAAAHHHHH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play ghostface playa why not
straw bury
my favorite gay ftm couple
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Are they gay illuminati or something
straw bury
pretty much yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hell yeah
straw bury
its a side project of lil darkie and bruhmanegod who have both collabed on multiple songs about fucking trans ppl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fucking trans ppl (passionately)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis looks like GTA San Andreas
>>749505
straw bury
the only acceptable chasers
krissu (26 (geriatric))
fuck me i need weed
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.keep (this does nothing but ok)
straw bury
PLS NO
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YES
straw bury
RAHAHHGFHSGDHHSDGFHSD NOOOONONONONONOONONONO
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YES YES YES YES YES YES
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SHUT UP THIS IS THE BEST PART
straw bury
FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKK IM GOING SIGMAA AAAAAAAAAA
straw bury
I CAN FEEL THE SIGMA ENERGY COMING INSIDE ME
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SIGMACORE RAAAAAH
straw bury
.skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip
straw bury
U KNOW HOW IT GO..................... SO TRVE..................................................
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in woth me and do your job
krissu (26 (geriatric))
im making chamomile tea cuz i have no weed
krissu (26 (geriatric))
im in my tpol era
krissu (26 (geriatric))
man wtf this shit slaps the music, the vids god damn
straw bury
IKR
straw bury
god bless god hand
straw bury
i wanna go to a godhand show so bad but unfortunately they r cursed to never leave the state of california
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to kill a president
krissu (26 (geriatric))
fuck i was in cali
krissu (26 (geriatric))
god i miss cheap weed
straw bury
i miss being drunk
krissu (26 (geriatric))
my shitty body gets fucked by alcohol
straw bury
thats half the fun for me lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
not fucked as in drunk fucked as in like my hands get covered in blisters cuz of some weird hereditary condition i have
>>749537
straw bury
unless u mean the hangover
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just saw something beutiufl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beutiuf
straw bury
>>749533
this is the type of shit schoolteachers use to make kids scared of drinking
>>749541
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beautiful
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuci
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>749537
lol right
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i was bvilt for weed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can someone please buy me a spelling book I feel like I need to repeat pre-k now T-T
straw bury
alcohol consumption can cause spontaneous combustion
straw bury
i wonder if weed is cheap or expensive here in seattle
krissu (26 (geriatric))
it fucken hurts, sometimes i drink a fuck ton anyways and i end up getting like the tips of my fingers are all fucked cuz they just like turn into blisters
>>749548
garfield
maybe don't do that owie
krissu (26 (geriatric))
and then my hands get all scaly
krissu (26 (geriatric))
its kinda cool but also kinda sucks
straw bury
ive found that the best way to get weed is just to go out at like 2 am and then go to a train station or something and befriend some random guy there and if u talk to him enough he might offer u some weed
krissu (26 (geriatric))
yknow funny enough the train station here does reek of weed maybe i can find a guy to give me some for a blowie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749551
Deviantart
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol jk
straw bury
i would blow a random guy at a train station for sum vodka right about now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Right now, you say?
>>749559
krissu (26 (geriatric))
vodka was my fav
straw bury
>>749557
yeah..................................................................................... right now...................................................
>>749560
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749559
Well, can't provide that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sorry
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i used to drink it straight from the bottle lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
one time my hand got so fucked up one of my nails detached
straw bury
jesuchristo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Docking my local priest to make him legalize gay marriage
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol
straw bury
the anti gay politician when i give him the best sloppy swirlie bidet top hes ever had in his life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mam this is a Diary Queen
straw bury
>DIARY QUEEN
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Blizzord
booger (phone)!boymodewng
glizzard sucking on glizzies
garfield
king glizzard and the glizzie wizzie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine playing Nuzlocke lmao, I'd rather let my mons live
straw bury
the "ma'am ur card just declined" ass cashier at the diary queen when i give him the ultimate slushy slimy swirly top of his life
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>diary
YOU MISSPELLED YOU ME
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dairy?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk any english
>>749579
straw bury
>>749578
u speak english very well my friend :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
For a russian
garfield
esls be like
>Please excuse my most horrific use of the English language; I am unversed in the intricacies of this barbaric tongue
>>749583>>749584
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I guess
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749581
>americans when a european makes a minor spelling mistake while speaking english they learned as a 17th language
>>749589
garfield
>>749583
ESL - english second language
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m esl
straw bury
.play godhandusa dis side music video
fentmom
esls be like waht you facking sey about my cantrey
garfield
fuck
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wait garfield you want to have sex omg
>>749593
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
garfield
oh i thoguht you were gonna deletepost it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
DONR FUCKIJF HALT ME
garfield
snu snu time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*explodes you*
booger (phone)!boymodewng
moving into new apartment tomorrow just picked up keys
>>749612
straw bury
i will make a pilgrimage to la so that i may attend a godhandusa show
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>la
i just threw up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lalalalalala ladelaaa
booger (phone)!boymodewng
LA Sux
straw bury
yeah but godhandusa is cursed to never leave there
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's LA
krissu (26 (geriatric))
damn i lived in LA fuck i shoulda found out abt these guys sooner
krissu (26 (geriatric))
LA fucken sucks man
krissu (26 (geriatric))
but god damn i miss cheap weed
krissu (26 (geriatric))
los angeles
krissu (26 (geriatric))
city of angels :p
garfield
>>749598
based i hope the fridge in this new one doesn't explode or make noises and dim ur lights again
>>749621
straw bury
>>749607
los angeles in california
krissu (26 (geriatric))
whole place is dirty and smells like piss, also full of fucking tourists and cringe ass rich ppl who do fake british accents its so fucking weird
>>749619
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's California, it's never good
fentmom
i can never go to la
fentmom
too many oppz
straw bury
>>749615
yeah cuz godhand took all the money there arent even any ops anymore cuz godhand killed them all
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hope my opps gets AIDS
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>749612
wow fake fan that wasn’t the fridge that was the microwave
>>749627
anon
what does youtube recommended mean by this
nonners
do people really just piss outside in LA
>>749629
anon
>russian video where somebody plays as a femboy in skyrim
>>749628
straw bury
.play godhandusa get yo girl pregnant
booger (phone)!boymodewng
does anyone like latvia
garfield
>>749621
sorry... id idnd't study for the boogjler test.../..
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749624
My influence :)
nonners
>>749629
what about nature and stuff, they got um... the marine layer
>>749636
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749630
I do that all the time
straw bury
>>749630
here in seattle we at least have the decency to wait until theres no one around
garfield
>>749630
i wish to someday have this kind of confidence
nonners
.play marine layer is back
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>749631
ya theres like some shitty marshes that smell like crap and are covered in algae if u want nature
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>fertility propoganda
straw bury
>brought u in this world i can send u back to heaven bitch
krissu (26 (geriatric))
also the LA river which they literally paved over with concrete and now its a tiny trickle that smells like shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play akatsuki records necromantic
straw bury
that s whyi got yo giirrlll pregnaaant
nonners
>>749630
chat is this real or just anti LA propaganda
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want another Blahaj......
krissu (26 (geriatric))
oh and dont go near the santa monica pier after dark unless u wanna get murdered
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can't have shit in Detroir
straw bury
iss godhand hoe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There's 2 of them
>>749650
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HOLY FUCK DAN HENSHTEL JUMPSCARE
krissu (26 (geriatric))
the marine layer is more of a san francisco thing
anon
The Marine Layer is back (strawgirl)
krissu (26 (geriatric))
sometimes u get it in LA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love the bald angry man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749654
>works at verizon
Checks out
garfield
do you think he ever grows his eyebrows back out and doesn't like it and goes back to eyebrowless
>>749658>>749659
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Son loaf....
nonners
>>749656
there are no eyebrows there were never any eyebrows, change the subject
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*screams*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do any of y
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
y'all fw Yousei Teikoku
>>749666
anon
.play gort
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't have one ahahahahahaha get fucked
nonners
>doesnt know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
UNO reverse card
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
shut up bald man
garfield
hatred...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How dare you
garfield
he was teaching us about the water cycle...
nonners
you guys were queuing aggresively so i skipped
straw bury
i was just qeuing the entire godhandusa discography but i still wanted to see dan
>>749682
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Akatsuki Records :D
nonners
>>749680
no you were queing and thinking when the fuck is he going to skip this stupid fucking video that no one –
>>749684>>749686
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ive kinda been thinking abt giving up on being a woman and going for the trap meta instead is that wrong
>>749688>>749690>>749687
straw bury
>>749682
#edit this to all be meowing and cat kaomojis
anon
>>749683
do whatever you need to feel good, it's not like there's any "good" or "bad" here
straw bury
>>749683
ur a pretty girl
#hug
straw bury
godhand has objectively the most based cover art
fentmom
>>749683
think about who you want to be in 10-15 years
straw bury
oh my goodness is that famous rap artist gort from the collective karmamob
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gort
Luca
Hey hey people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hello Fish
nonners from small screen
why cant i just have no brainfog no eyestrain and no forearm pain is it too much to ask for, i dont even want a million dollars i just want those things
straw bury
>>749696
hiiiiiiiii :3333333 hihihihii meowww mrowwwawwwawawawaw ^w^ nuzzles ur leg purrrr mrowwwwww X3
>>749699
Luca
>>749698
#edit make this normal greeting
straw bury
>>749696
#make this sound like it waas written by a tranny with catgirl brainrot
anon
Like, hiiiii strawbbyyyyy~ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* UwU *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Nyaa~! Lookin' soooooo cute there, my wittle straw-kun! Teehee~ (っ´▽`)っ♡ Don't mind me just~ *pounces* on ur existence like, omgggg so kawaii-desu!!!

Eeee~ *giggles and twirls hair* Can u, like, be my sippy-straw senpai or smth? N-not that I'm, like, totally obsessed or anything! B-baka!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Uuu~ *tail poofs up* Did I say too much? Nyaaa~ *hides face but peeks through paws* Sowwy if I'm being, like, super extra but ur just so... AAAAAAAAA *explodes into sparkles*

Pwease ignowre my gay panicking, straw-chan~ (人*´∀`)。*゚+
Luca
Hello, Twinkle
straw bury
be grateful u got promoted from carl
straw bury
at da godhand show wit krissu
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
That's not my name either!!
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.keep (thank you for your input)
Anonymous
how are youse zoomers so brainrotten that you can't handle a minute without your preferred stimulation
straw bury
dawg this shit is ass
Anonymous
you're caca from a butt
straw bury
yeah but at least im not ass
Luca
.play wooly bully

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