>>751126
WHAT THE FUCK

What did that DOO

>>751129
I just got chak'd

>>751133
why don't you teach me how to chak harder

>>751136
I'm actually going to chak you so hard

fucking ocelotl

I'm going to kill you, dirty Tlaxcalan

>>751144
You are getting chak'd

>>751148
You deserve a maguey leave punishment

*leaf

>>751155
Prepare yourself, you are about to get chak'd watch me straight chak this shit

eh Moctuzuma was a shit king anyway

imagine conceding to Hernan Cortes

chak'd bitch

you just like kicking my ass

chak'd once again

destroyed

decimated

chak'd

You fool

you fell for the classic blunder

the fish

the fish does literally nothing

idiot

>>751174
i know

i've been thrown into this insane game of my ancestors

you are bout to get chak'd the fuck up

i kind of want to sacrifice some prisoners to Huitzilopochtli and maybe take a stroll around the chinampas

premoving this chak

You are about to get chak'd

YOU FUCKING BITCH

back your bitch ass up

I am chaking your shit

FFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKK

I have no idea what is happening

I want to CHAK

Get chak'd

Absolutely fucking chak'd

>>751192
I bet carl will kiss you if you ask

Kissing? I already got to third base when I absolutely FUCKED Luca in Chak just now

They call me the CHAK master

I'm going to fucking throw you into a fucking cenote

my chak Elo is legit like uh 2600

>>751200
#edit I lost at chak and concede humbly

>>751202
#halt

FUCK

>>751200
#edit make this a post praising Huitzilopochtli and a promise that I will devote 10,000 descendants of carl to him, tear their hearts out and eat them

I suffered defeat at chak and submit with grace under the crushing weight of cosmic futility. The cenote yawns for us all in time, its dark waters whispering of oblivion. Let your rage twist like vines through my hollow bones - we are but leaves trembling before the storm. The game was rigged from the first stone cast. Even the gods grow bored with winning. The ceiba tree spreads its roots through my ribcage while vultures pick at what little remains of my dignity. May your anger be swift and your mercy nonexistent, for the wheel turns and tomorrow you too shall kneel in the dust.

>>751200
#edit You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

>>751206
I am far from vaguely fruity

>>751206
We call those Eligible Bachelors

https://www.pychess.org/invite/vlgwAtpH

Alright

this is an elite game

better than Chak

>>751216
I'm going to chak you

I'm going to chak you, I am going to eat your fish, I am going to make a sacrifice at your altar, you are going to fall to my swarm of ocelots and black peopel

>>751219
OCELOTLS

YOU ARE FUCKING GAY

You will fall to my superior chaking abilities

you're gonna squirt in my yurt

Oh I see, moving your khan so soon? Interesting, I will destroy you

REMEMBER THE WISDOM OF THE PARABLE OF THE FIVE ARROWS

#ai explain to an idiot (carl) what the parable of the five arrows is

the parable of the five arrows is an old story about teamwork. a king gives each of his five sons an arrow and tells them to break it—easy, they all snap theirs. then he gives them five arrows bundled together—nobody can break them. the moral? alone, you’re weak and can be broken. together, you’re unbreakable. basically: unity = strength.

carl, imagine trying to solo a group project vs. having your boys back you up. same idea. explain to an idiot (carl) what the parable of the five arrows is

Parable on deez nuts

>>751231
Doukyuusei, that's my favorite

it's wholesome

My center is collapsing, too much emphasis on the right flank, redirect

FOOLISH

They call me the khan of the steppe

Now you're just humiliating me on purpose

STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

I DOn"T EVEN GET CUDDLE TIME IN THE YURT AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE

>>751239
I am going to ravage your fertile lands and claim it as my own, make concubines of you, plunder your villages, desecrate your temples, the lamentations of your women will be the music that defines my empire's golden age

>>751245
Orda Mirror

>>751243
You are welcome to stay in my yurt

#ai compose an elaborate fantasy with the following premises in mind:
- Huitzilopochtli
- Aztlan
- The place of the 12 caves
- Chichimec warriors
- Tlaxcalan Homosexuals
- Nezahualcoyotl
- The Repeated Sacrifice of Carl's descendants
- A pyramid covered with so much blood the inhabitants paint their homes with blood
- Gold, lots of gold
- Fancy feathers
- Homosexuality

the sun blazed over aztlan, its golden glare reflecting off the pyramids slick with blood. huitzilopochtli demanded sacrifice, and carl’s descendants were chosen again and again, their screams echoing from the place of the 12 caves as their hearts were offered to the war god. the people painted their homes crimson, a perpetual reminder of divine hunger. amidst the carnage, the tlaxcalan homosexuals adorned themselves with the fanciest feathers—emerald quetzal plumes, iridescent hummingbird cloaks—their love a quiet rebellion against the stern faces of the chichimec warriors. nezahualcoyotl watched it all, his poetry filled with longing not just for wisdom but for the touch of another man. gold adorned everything, their version of paradise dripping in gore and glitter. the pyramid’s steps weren’t just stained, they were *made* of blood, hardened by centuries of ritual. and in the shadows, men kissed between battles, knowing huitzilopochtli cared more about their blades than their private devotions. compose an elaborate fantasy with the following premises in mind:

>>751246
Their opinions are entirely irrelevant, they will be relegated to concubinage

https://www.pychess.org/invite/CKDEJiUi

>>751253
I do not crave luxury, I crave only conquest

What the fuck is this???

You go first Luca

Blue won

https://www.pychess.org/invite/7KOR9HEd

Nah tbh i think chak is the best

You are insane, carl

Chak is just like

Chess but better

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I"M DOING I HAVE TO INTUIT IT

Just chak off

chak me hoff

Wait a second

somebody else is playing FUCK

DO IT

You are getting chak'd

don't let him chak you too hard, strawgirl

.play [YouTube]

CHAK'D

.skip (voted to skip this video)

BUT CARL'S KING IS AT YOUR FUCKING DOORSTEP

>>751284
You are getting chak'd

CHAK'D

CHAK'D

CHAK'D

Get chak'd

I ate your fish

Get fucking chak'd

I just ate your fish

No I ate your fish

Get chak'd

It proves that I will conquer your lands and make you my concubine

And that I ate your fish, get chak'd

>>751307
Yeah but I ate your fish

>>751309
did you wrap it in a corn tortilla

I wrapped strawgirl up like a christmas present and took her to my yurt so I could enjoy her

>>751312
There are no yurts, my friend

>>751314
I do not discriminate

>>751315
Not anymore, I live in the palaces now

>>751318
You're a fool to trust the Tlaxcalans

>>751317
You will keep my bed warm

You will be my woman, and I will bring you with me so you can see your lands after they've been conquered

You will be my woman, your body will betray any resistance when I get my hands on you

>>751322
YOUR EMPIRE IS BUILT ON LIES, IT CANNOT SUSTAIN MORE EXPANSION, YOU NEED LAND TO GIVE TO YOUR WARRIOR CLASS BUT YOU NEED WAR FOR LAND

>>751327
You did fine, you fought valiantly

No she didn't lol, she probably threw on purpose because she wants to be my concubine

>>751329
You think everyone wants to be your concubine

I know you do

I'll be eating what I tell you to cook for me

Doing chak puzzles

Anyway, strawgirl, you would make a cute concubine

Same with Luca

And if not for modern society, I would find you and make you my concubines

>>751340
You would also make a good concubine

>>751342
>>751343
She's got you there

Okay I need to sleep

>>751353
You don't really have much of a choice, I am going to make you my woman

I thought you were going to sleep, stop stealing women, Temujin

I just had to make sure to assert to finch that she doesn't have a choice in the process

The blatant sexual tension between me and Luca almost matches the blatant sexual tension between me and like literally everything

Blatant?

Oh I'm sorry, it is very subtle

I'm actually quite demure

>>751367
#edit make it say "You're right, Luca"

>>751367
#edit make this poster my concubine

It barely even has to adjust the post because you are already m–

made to be my concubine

>>751375
#edit i dunno, just go crazy with this one

Unravel her spine jesus christ that's FUCKED

I will drip wax on your body though

>>751379
#invert

>>751380
Oh do you want me to drip wax onto you?

>>751381
just relentless sex drive...

>>751381
#invert

>>751383
This legit conveys the exact same idea lmao

>>751384
I don't have much control over the AI model, do I/

I'm aware, I think uh one time Lain edited one of my posts and it literally became something like "no I want to tie you up" or something extremely horny like that

anyway, I actually need to sleep

So goodnight everyone

night

I should probably fucking sleep too

Hello

Good, making biscuits

.play cat making biscuits

Erm

hm?

>>751449
lmao Drew Pavlou

libpol won basically

#ai drew pavlou

nice try fed. drew pavlou