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romeo
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romeo
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romeo
MY FAVORITE
romeo
I LOVE YOU SHIZUKU
SadChan🍉🍉
hello
SadChan🍉🍉
how is everyone
garfield
gaming
garfield
how is the sadchan feeling this fine saturday
SadChan🍉🍉
im gaming too :)
>>754461
SadChan🍉🍉
gamers heheh yay
garfield
coupla gamers over here
garfield
1994 is the year of the linux desktop
Anonymous
2025 is the year of the linux desktop
>>754465
garfield
3122 is the year of the linux desktop
Anonymous
1 is the year of the linux desktop
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>754457
garfield more like gay field because ur gay
>>754459
anon
>>754458
that's rude you should apologize
booger (phone)!boymodewng
u can’t tell me what to do bc my job means im a HERO
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>754449
sadchan im madly in love with you
anon
I finally got a good King's Indian game going and my opponent resigned after I finally got a crushing idea :(
anon
>>754454
let me know when audio works normal by default with pipewire
anon
Wire you not taking this pipe
Anonymous
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booger (phone)!boymodewng
why did you skip that video
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that’s so offensive
anon
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anon
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anon
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booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink
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twink
booger (phone)!boymodewng
twink twink twink
anon
huh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what
lain from computers
booger apologize
booger (phone)!boymodewng
to who lain i’ve said so much offensive things today
>>754491
booger (phone)!boymodewng
im sorry women
lain from computers
>>754486
hello anonymous
lain from computers
>>754490
yes anonmyous?
Anonymous
do you use a computer
>>754498
lain from computers
>>754493
unfortunately
in fact the entirety of the air we breathe is now computers
the panopticon can never leave
you're here forever
lain from computers
here, being everywhere
straw bury
>>754503
literally staring at it rn
straw bury
dont see anything
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>754491
ur a tire but i thought u were a woman
booger (phone)!boymodewng
does anyone actually believe in fucking scoliosis
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ur spine obviously can’t bend like that it’s so ridiculous
anon
True, your spine can't bend like that, therefor it is a problem when it does
anon
scoliosis
shrimp
shrimping it
anon
straight shrimping out
romeo
blink blonk
Dakota
my leaves got denied so they let me go surgery is tuesday andi can only afford onetooth now
romeo
oh boy
Dakota
i can prob get a job at publix after they cut my mouth up this week
romeo
ur skin is so nice too
Dakota
ty
Dakota
oki keep falling asleep in my chair i'm gonna get in the bed and take a nap
straw bury
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::glegle
throw me on the hood because u mad about the chase
come at us sideways u got no face no case
straw bury
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ftcs most wanted public enemy number one beat ur ass then steal ur bitch sunamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>754532
wear ur stupid badge
that shit is just for show
live to break the rulez
to defy what u know
::derrick
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tell us how to live our lives control what we say
take all ur shit and spit it back in ur face
::glegle
anon
>>754539
Escaping the Viet Cong prison camp
anon
ohhhhhh, my shadow is nothing because im completely self aware
anon
I taped every electric outlet in my apartment
anon
I know my neigbours have cameras on me
anon
fuckers
anon
what is the meaning of life?
anon
kill an morr with a revolver
rosie
hey
rosie
have any of yall archived alice templeos
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiii rosie
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#ksay rosie hiiiii
0.2779% laptopbooger!boymodewng
finally got home from work
nonners from small screen
>woke up
straw bury
>>754553
::kitty pathetic
#throw
anon
who are yoou
anon
hoo hoooo
straw bury
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guess the rapper these genius lyrics r for
0.2781% laptopbooger!boymodewng
strawgirl
0.2782% laptopbooger!boymodewng
strawgirl
straw bury
#usay booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger booger
0.2783% laptopbooger!boymodewng
strawgirl
0.2784% laptopbooger!boymodewng
strawgirl
0.2785% laptopbooger!boymodewng
twink anon
anon
Delete this post immediately, it's fake, and I am going to sue you for defamation
>>754582
0.2787% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I will talk to my connections
0.2788% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and we'll see what we can do about this post
0.2789% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but be forewarned that there could be... unintended consequences
anon
The consequence is that I have a badass jacket on right now
straw bury
>>754577
#edit this to be a fanfic about subject 106 and raven from trepang2
>>754583
straw bury
>>754583
#edit this to be a steamy romantic make out session fanfic about solid snake and revolver ocelot right after snake beats ocelot in a fight and is interrogating him
straw bury
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rosie
::glee
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i wish i was a
::glegle
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ffs to look like
::glegle
rosie
TRUE
straw bury
roundabout way of saying i wish i looked like a girl
0.2791% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>754605
#punt #kick #slap #tireiron
0.2792% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's july
lain from cell phones
that's true
straw bury
i thought it was august
0.2793% laptopbooger!boymodewng
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PROOF THAT LAIN IS A LIAR. BEHOLD
>>754612
0.2795% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>754613
tru
anon
wtf is duolicious
0.2796% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>754616
don't swear plz
straw bury
>>754616
#edit the swear word to say "crappy" instead
0.2797% laptopbooger!boymodewng
thank you strawlgoril
straw bury
>strawgoril
gorillahon confirmed
lain from computers
it's quiet
straw bury
>>754624
lol real asf honestly
anon
Hold on, I need to add an ifunny watermark
straw bury
yeah u dont want ppl stealing ur meme
anon
agreed
straw bury
...what does the text at the bottom say
anon
@twinkanon
straw bury
the one below that, the white text
anon
oh... nothing
anon
it's the watermark for the watermark
straw bury
...
nonners
you forgot to draw cock n balls on it
anon
That's against ifunny's terms of service!
anon
WHAT
anon
Why'd it turn my picture into a highschool yearbook photo background
straw bury
didnt pay for ifunny
anon
I was taking a screenshot of a youtube video and I suspect this is why
straw bury
twinky wheres that one image of u with the katana in the mirror
anon
What image
straw bury
the one where u have sunglasses on and ur posing in a mirror with a katana can i see it
anon
What image are we talking about here?
nonners
who up puttin themselves out there
anon
I better not receive a pipe bomb in my mailbox after you toothpaste doxx me
anon
The detail of the name on that page being Carl is not unnoticed
straw bury
>>754661
me in the bottom left
lain from computers
>>754661
first one gets trans
anon
>>754667
Apparently woke and snoy means redheaded
anon
>>754668
Why am I wearing a colander on my head
lain from cell phones
ai is awesome
straw bury
they made carl black.............
lain from cell phones
what happens when like kids grow up who don't see much of the real world n all they know is ai generated stuff
>>754678
nonners
>>754675
they will be like "het whats with this ai generated stuff?"
>>754679
nonners
>>754678
#editai change het to hey
lain from cell phones
i just wonder if like
lain from cell phones
it'll be non inconsequential like when we learned to draw / take photos
lain from cell phones
or it'll fry everyone's brain instead
lain from cell phones
phones have ai filters on photos, you can just edit people and blemishes and objects out; change faces, change videos to show something else and it's probably both going to be convincing to people who aren't older and also better as time goes
lain from cell phones
basically nothing is going to be credible again
lain from cell phones
a lot of people process the world through the lens of the internet already and i can't imagine convincing fabrications being the norm are going to make things better
anon
I think it'll be cool when nobody can trust literally anything but it doesn't matter because people will always blindly trust whatever reinforces their preconceived notions
>>754688
garfield
i figure people will just stop believing things they see online, because you can't know if it's real or faked.... always gonna be some silly geese who believe everything, but ambiguity means untrustworthy
>>754692>>754689
anon
>>754687
The issue is that the people that aren't going to trust everything blindly are essentially going to be overpowered by the ones that do. I am too tired to put it into words, but like the people that are going to trust every AI thing they find will form a massive bloc that blindly trusts everything the rest believe and whatever AIslop there is, meanwhile the people that are suspicious of AI will also be suspicious of each other, because they are essentially trained to do so.
garfield
i get you yeah, path of lwast resostence is to play into preexisting beliefs anf leverage from there
garfield
@ times like these i can only put my hands up and so "oh well!" and go back to living my life cause there ain't shit i can do to sway that kinda tide
lain from computers
>>754687
i think you're probably on to something but that does probably more damage
journalism is like, fried
>>754694
anon
I mean, I already think this is what happened with the internet, which is why conspiracy theorists basically completely won the culture war, because anyone that didn't believe in conspiracy theories approached everything with a sort of critical eye. While conspiracy theorists all believed the same things, listened to the same people, presented the exact same conspiracy theories. So now we have a world where adopting 19th century mercantilism isn't going to sink the president, but a made up client list will.
>>754695
garfield
>>754692
yeah truthfinding has been difficult ever since "reddit post of twitter screenshot" became a viable news source for many ppl
garfield
>>754693
the intermet is well suited to bringing people together for a common idea, of all scales n types..... echochambers r powerful
garfield
but then again you could define any group of like-minded people an "echochamber", the ones that quoteunquote win are the ones who have the biggest groups n most power
>>754698
garfield
hugboxing my friends by giving them compliments and telling them i love them
anon
>>754696
And that's the thing, the kind of people that are naturally suspicious (and I mean actually naturally suspicious not like "oh as long as CNN says it's not true, it MUST be true" types) are always going to sort of distrust each other/critique each other and break down their groups, meanwhile the people that think that vaccines cause autism because they read it on facebook don't really engage in that sort of internal critiquing, their communities and ingroups aren't susceptible to breaking down nearly as much, and they are able to put forward a united front.
garfield
groups with big trust and unity of purpose seem to be the winners here
i wonder how long-lasting the wealth-as-unity ppl will last.... elon x trump type beat...
>>754701
garfield
funny that the question seems to be "how do we all learn to put aside our differences and unite under a common good" every single time,whether we're a ten person tribe or a billion person continent
humans seem quite bad at acting in the interests of everyone else. much nicer to be a lil selfish
anon
>>754699
When money talks, the truth is silent. And when power talks, both take a step back. It's my feeling that alot of these billionaires are getting a little more than they bargained for with MAGA.
>>754702
garfield
>>754701
hehe yep i agree w this
doesn't help when ur central leader is embroiled in yet another very bad scandal that is somehow still worse than all previous
>>754706
lain from computers
when i set the self interest optimizer knob to 11 and
garfield
creating the power puff girls and accidentally putting in too much chemical selfish (deep commentary i am cery smart)
anon
>>754702
It doesn't give me confidence that the thing which took down Trump was his own footgun. MAGA isn't going to go away with him and I hope that the American left realizes this. The right still has absolute media domination, they'll have the SCOTUS, they plan on gerrymandering the country to shit, and on and on.
garfield
and american tourism has fallen to near zero, the majority don't like trump, america is cutting itself off from global trade and spooking everyone into using something other than the usd as a common currency

it's EURO TIME BABY YEAH WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS FOR ONCE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
garfield
leave america before the ice gestapo says u can't cause they have to keep an eye on you or some shit
garfield
idk i'm optimistic cause 1) am by default and b) not american. fuck the bad country, let them feel the consequences and realise "oh we can actually have a HIGHER quality of life if we DON'T do this" and self-correct
lain from computers
the consequences are coming
its just a shame the first layer of armor against them is normal people and not anyone responsible
garfield
yeah it's not nice that the whole thing is just rotting internally. i do hope it doesn't completely fall apart, too many ppl would get hurt
garfield
be like the noble rat and leave the sinking ship
anon
I won't leave
garfield
by choice or by force of circumstance
anon
by choice
garfield
c'est ça
we must always do as we want to become
garfield
if my country started turning itself inside out to imprison brown people and the president was a pedo who wanted to kill me, i sure as shot would leave....
i hope there are still valuable pockets of goodness that u can find, and it's not all doom n gloom
anon
I know there are many pockets of value and goodness in this country, and I don't have it in me to abandon that. If it comes down to it, I'd rather stand and fight.
garfield
you are nobler and braver than i, twinkanon
>>754722
garfield
and i mean that sincerely
lain from computers
id leave if the place i was going to had better conditions for trans people probably
>>754723
anon
>>754719
Maybe, but we'll have to see if I'll put my money where my mouth is if things actually heat up
garfield
whodathunk it
garfield
this graph seems to be legal protections + recognitions rather than social attitudes so it may be a little wonky vs base reality loving in a country
garfield
bolivia on there w/ a 2% murder rate but still @ number 5..... ok buddy....
anon
>>754726
toooo fuuucking based! am i right!
anon
thats honestly pretty surprising
garfield
>>754730
yeah the lived experience of being in a country ain't measured on this graph, but if it's good for you then it's good and good
garfield
literally all people want is a roof over their head, enough food, and peace
give em that and the majority will be content
maslow's hierarchy etc etc
>>754735
anon
>>754734
yeah, i cannot imagine that new zealand will be in war with any country
anon
i love Malta now i love Maltese people
garfield
always knew the guys who made maltesers were the good ones
anon
i regret to inform you that the maltesers are entirely an anglo construction
garfield
THE BRITS ARE AT IT AGAIINN NOOOO
garfield
filming video of me buying and burning bags of maltesers to own the libs
anon
>Maltesers were created by the American Forrest Mars Sr. in the United Kingdom in 1936, and first sold in 1937. They were originally described as "energy balls" and aimed at slimming women.
Anglo-American...
garfield
it only gets worse and worse
garfield
on the upside, it can now only get better
at the bottom of the malteser hole and i'm all outta shovels
fentmom
>>754726
this country car bombs journalists thats the only thing i know about it
fentmom
apparently it was ordered by like people in the current at the time social democratic gov lol
>>754751
fentmom
also malta is a province in paradox games
fentmom
That Is My Malta Knowledge
anon
Penguins of Madagascar went to Malta
>>754752
garfield
good enough for the penguins then it's good enough for me
garfield
>>754746
let he who has not car bombed a journalist cast the first stone
>>754753
fentmom
>>754749
hippo in that movie was so hot
anon
hey fellers
fentmom
hai
fentmom
.play euro trash girl chicks on speed
nonners
.play wazzup beijing
garfield
wazzup beijing
nonners
wazzup
anon
.play wazzup beijing
nonners
wtf is this, is this chinese rap?
nonners
never heard
nonners
i dont think they even have rap there
nonners
#ai is there chinese rap

yeah there's a ton of chinese rap. artists like higher brothers, keyl, vava, and gai blew up a while back. some stick to mandarin, others mix in dialects or regional slang. the scene's still growing but it's got a mix of trap, boom bap, and experimental stuff. check out some tracks if you're curious—diff vibes depending on the artist.
is there chinese rap
>>754768
nonners
woaw
nonners
#ai whata do chinese rappers rap about

chinese rappers rap about a mix of themes—some focus on personal struggles, hustle culture, and street life like in western hip-hop. others talk about social issues (like inequalities or youth pressures) but usually in coded or indirect ways due to censorship. wealth, ambition, and regional pride (e.g., representing their hometown) are also big topics. some underground rappers push boundaries with edgier commentary, while mainstream ones stick to safer subjects like love, success, or just flexing. censorship means political dissent is super rare—most avoid it to stay out of trouble.
whata do chinese rappers rap about
anon
#ai chinese rappers are rappin at my chamber door

yo china really poppin off these days, their hiphop scene wildin' but also gotta navigate that government censorship. who were you thinkin of? higher brothers? go hard but ya know how it is.
chinese rappers are rappin at my chamber door
nonners
>>754764
#reply but didnt they ban hip hop

yeah china totally has rap, despite the bans you mentioned. artists like gai and higher brothers got big mixing mandarin with local flavors. the gov cracks down on certain themes but the scene finds ways to keep evolving. underground stuff's definitely more raw though. worth peeping if you like seeing how rap adapts in diff places.
but didnt they ban hip hop
anon
#ai that whore lenore keeps rapping at my chamber door

classic spooky vibes. just like poe intended. she’s persistent, gotta give her that.
that whore lenore keeps rapping at my chamber door
nonners
.play ali g human rights
Anonymous
>>754772
>whats the point
cruelty. you didn't want to actively kill all trans people and now you're reaping what you sowed
lain from computers
what i gather is that its not going to be federally regulated but states are interested in fixing it
Anonymous
good to know that the fed is shifting responsibility to the states and not giving them any extra money (while collecting tariff income)
lain from computers
im so tired
i wish we lived in a good world
nonners
whats "safe" is that a british slang
lain from computers
its where crow types hoard their trinkets
nonners
no clude what that means
nonners
clue
lain from computers
caw caw
lain from computers
HEHEHEHE
lain from computers
thank u
nonners
anytime
lain from computers
.play susumu hirasawa holy delay
fentmom
people still making me look at steamed hams joakes in 2025
fentmom
you ever thought about the possibility that U Live in a Video Game
fentmom
Like ur just surrounded by Computer Generated chars like in a Grand Theft Auto who have 6 voice lines that havent be updated since 2012
Anonymous
guys why doesn't my one year old copy of yt-dlp work anymore
>>754796
fentmom
Computer generated character turned hostile on me because i diddent React Positively to Steamed Hams Bone less Pizza joke when I passed it in the street
fentmom
crazy how the guy who sung that song isnt like a soyman hes some batshit insane murderer
>>754802
Anonymous
his life is like a video game, he can do whatever he wants
lain from computers
>>754791
#reply

youtube changes their api and breaks things constantly. update yt-dlp with `yt-dlp -U` and it'll probably work fine again. gotta keep that shit updated.
lain from computers
insane robot
lain from computers
where are you going that you pass by steamed hams oboneless pizza in the street
fentmom
well when i say the street i really mean the data information high way that is the internet but still i think people on the street here are just repeating old pre-covid uk london slang and lingo and jokes bc they havent been updated in a while
fentmom
londoners were updated lately but it was a minor update and they just talk about meet and jeet and various p*rnostars now
fentmom
seriously i listened to a convo on the bus that was like "broooo need to get back to the bando to jeet to bonnie blue" and i was like wtf
Anonymous
"my life a video game" yeah bro, manhunt
fentmom
his life is more like one of those pre rendered 3d porno games where youre a sex pest in a visual novel
lain from computers
every emo pop punk band from this era has a lead singer that either killed 8 people or is actively dating a 14 year old in their 30s
Anonymous
thank you ramones
fentmom
you ever wonder about how prevalent and undiagnosed like mood and personality disorders must be among men
>>754810>>754812
lain from computers
>>754807
doesnt seem like a question, its pretty apparent
tbf women too
lain from computers
everyone's all fucked up
Anonymous
>>754807
i'd say like a good half of all young men under 21 have some sort of personality disorder
fentmom
this college i went to recently for trade skooling was like
fentmom
id say 80% of men there had like some kind of social anxiety, ptsd/bpd/bipolar, adhd, etc all mixed together
fentmom
seems like an extreme crisis incoming if none of these people will be able to find jobs in the future
Anonymous
no they will get jobs and they'll act like assholes to everyone & everyone else will pick it up and this will spiral until everyone is just hurling slurs at each other
lain from computers
i genuinely think that most of it is a reaction to the most poisoned information environment we've ever lived in as a species
fentmom
i was thinking about something the other day
fentmom
my friend was telling me how this old guy at his job, whos a real Whizz with Computer, is basically allowed to show up and do the same (actually important) thing every day without having to change up what hes doing or take orders from anyone or comply to some other bullshit
fentmom
this seems like a job thats befitting of a specific type of person in society but its a job thats only afforded for like college degree or some skilled labourer types
fentmom
average uneducated person has to go to some hellish workplace where you're barked at by an ESL manager and subjected to insane customers and you have to do 8 different things at once
fentmom
feels like things should not work this way but what do i know
garfield
managers trying to optimise the workforce by making sure only one person needs to do the job of a dozen others to save money and training and costs and make Big Number become Bigger Number
lain from computers
the pay between physical labor, service, and 'email job' is unreal
lain from computers
pay difference*
garfield
email job is almost always easier and almost always pays better
fentmom
i should be safe in the long run in my chosen career but if im not careful my body will be wrecked
lain from computers
all you need is email job certificate
>>754830
garfield
t. has one
garfield
>>754828
and the patience to sit down all day sending emails i guess
i know a lot of people who cannot do that and quit email jobs cause they just end up hating it so bad
fentmom
so i am thinking of ways to monetise my creative pursuits
>>754833
fentmom
making money when im not working so to speak
garfield
>>754831
works great if you can find a niche
but then you may grind down the passion into a spear of obligation that pierces the flesh over n over and it's not so fun any more
>>754834
fentmom
>>754833
yea thats why i want 2 Be My Own Boss when it comes to creative stuff
fentmom
my friend is another Whizz With Computerrss and he says he can only apply his knowledge to things hes not doing with someone else assigning duties deadlines etc telling him how to do something
fentmom
hes like an area manager or consultant or something but in his spare time he has these wacky business ideas (actually well thought out and hes making money on the side from it) that involve his knowledge of software dev etc
garfield
applying the skills n knowledge one has to make moolah seems to be the hard part, very nice Computer Whizz friend of urs
Anonymous
Me looking at my dih : it's okay bro *pats it gently* you're never gonna enter a scary evil hole 💝
garfield
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