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i like smaller but isnt a thing about that mainly
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is just cus one room
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hm :/
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theres manageable price ones but i have to write some down n the locations bwa
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yeag i want one with a kitchen so i can make pasta 4 u
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falling asleep on saekis lap rn
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mhm
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.skip (video skipped)
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.play pure hex still dark
anon
Me and my 700 dollar a month one bedroom that's like enormous and has a balcony
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heh
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:D
anon
Imagine living in a nice city where people don't shoot each other, the local crackhead racket here keeps my rent nice and low
>>756273
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ikr
anon
And I only get my apartment broken into on average once every TWO years
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so he smoked too muuuuchchhhh so he drank too muccchhhhchchhc so he fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked around too muuuuuch
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>>756267
at this point anybody who doesnt live in a neighborhood where ppl shoot each other regularly doesnt have to worry about money in the first place
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this album cover is transition goals fer me
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i should get a shark
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saeki is cute i think
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straw is cyute, i think — i know
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yippee
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>>756279
wait why the slice of bread at the bottom got knockers
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lel
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hands i think
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same thing if ur dextrous enough
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i need to be bread
anon
I finally understand
anon
the secret has unraveled itself
anon
The truth has come to me
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oe
anon
The King's Indian Defense is a really difficult opening and I should stop playing it
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lol
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pain
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1
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i like this song veryu much i think
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hehe
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.skip (video skipped)
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im gonna see these guys live with faetooth next month :D
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ouuu
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ehe
lain from cell phones
hello liberal gang; does the server work?
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haiii
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yeh
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tested
lain from cell phones
okay yay
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ty
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polite kbity
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1
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cat in this i think
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he likes to call him a bastard a lot
lain from cell phones
lol i think it was twink earlier who was really stoked about android
lain from cell phones
android devices keep getting hit with like widespread malware- 11k infected with some chinese RAT
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oe
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ye
lain from cell phones
i think the appeal of apple phones is that someone is spending like over 7 figures to hack your device as opposed to a free gambling app
lain from cell phones
you probably lose out on privacy as far as the company goes but that was sisyphean in the first place
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i dont understand technology im gonna go live out my days as a pirate in the forest
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silly
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except the pirate part \
lain from cell phones
i wish i could do the same
lain from cell phones
i would opt out of all of this if it was feasible
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the most like tech savvy thing i can do is direct download shit off cs.rin.ru
>>756336
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.play ollie mn the saddest clown
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>>756333
this is NOT the correct url btw dont go on that site
lain from cell phones
i want to live in the middle of nowhere, set up like 8 antennas, buy a bunch of other radio equipment and get absolutely schizophrenic about it
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hehe
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that but in the sewers so i can become an urban legend and start a sewer schizo cult
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mood
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uuggghhhh but u fuckin queers insist that i take my antipsychotics
anon
is my internet not working
anon
Oh no it is
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take
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i know i have been
anon
This guy
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my sister kinda just hovers there without talking tho now its creepy and sad i wanna stop taking my antipsychotics
>>756353
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proud of u though
anon
I think he busted out the engine
lain from cell phones
i like han
lain from cell phones
mobile is so broken
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awe
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carl fight me in chack imma chak ur bitch ass
>>756363
anon
Oh my God he literally did bust out the engine lmao
anon
The guy I was playing against
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DONT IGNORE ME CARL I WILL FUCKING CHAK U
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dont act like u dont know. u may have chak'd me last time cuz i didnt know the rules but this time i will chack u right in ur big stupid face
anon
>>756360
He was constantly making like normal natural moves, then when I had him in a dead losing position, he spent like 2 minutes disconnecting and reconnecting, then suddenly he was making perfect engine moves that no player would naturally make literally every single time lmao
Anonymous
hi every1
lain from cell phones
i wish i was better at cheating when we were pretending to hate each other
>>756370
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baltic anone ^w^
::hug
anon
>>756367
I mean, you can usually tell if someone is cheating
lain from cell phones
yeah i just never played chess before lol
lain from cell phones
i got uh- mtn dew unfortunately
lain from cell phones
it's pineapple berry and a single bottle has 76g of sugar- it tastes like candy and it's gross
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aw
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lel
anon
chak on these nuts
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which kind
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.play ollie mn wish the world away
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.seek 00:15
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carl getting chak'd as we speak
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kitty on keyboard and poptart
anon
chak'd
lain from cell phones
why's russia killing civilians with fpv drones
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probably pilots exerting anger
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like why a lot of war crimes happen
lain from cell phones
why can't countries just host like big multi-week CS tournies instead of killing civilians
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battlefield wars instead of wars on the battlefield
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im gonna get ur fish
lain from cell phones
leave the fish ALONE
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i was talking about carls fish
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he is falling right into my trap as u can see
lain from cell phones
what the hell is goin on w chess
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WHAT
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HE FUCKING CHEATED
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IM NOT CHAK'D!!!! IM NOT CHAK'D!!!!!!!!!! i say as my sacrificial fish is devoured before my eyes as i am helpless to stop it
lain from cell phones
chak'd
anon
chak'd beyond belief
lain from cell phones
i am going to do one of a few things help me
lain from cell phones
#choose mobilesupp/minecrag (mobilesupp)
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saeki u know he cheated right
anon
It's impressive that you actually know how the pieces move somewhat lol
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i know exactly how they work but u used gamesharl
anon
But you still fell right into my trap
anon
like the spider's web
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u know for a fact u dont got webs
anon
You couldn't resist the siren call of my sacrificial fish
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i got reminded of myrient yesterday
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id lost the name to my memory but knew the ui and files
anon
My superior piece development, the coordination of my chakking, it's truly amazing
anon
My God, I even knew vaguely how the bird worked
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did u use an engine
anon
No
anon
I genuinely just know vaguely how to play
anon
You cross the river, your piece gets stronger but can't leave, and like you want to eat your opponent's fish with your king
anon
Your king can get buffed by crossing the river, but essentially becomes an easy target so don't send him by himself
anon
Which is what strawgirl did
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I HAD A PLAN AND U CHEATED
lain from computers
useing gamecarl codes
anon
Was your plan to rush my fish
>>756434
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>>756433
well i didnt count on u having hacks installed
anon
Alright, we'll try again
anon
This time, you will be crushed without mercy
lain from computers
saeki
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yeh
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laen
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sæki
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læn
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hehe
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ɣve’ve ĕrnhrɯ ºy.ē
lain from computers
i had nothing imoprtant to say i just wanted to say hi thanks
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thanke
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hai
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ohhh yeah
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sæki
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what the fuck
anon
You got nuked
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wait u actually cheated lmfao
>>756457
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thats not real
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dont cheat this time u fucker
lain from computers
btw sæki
lain from computers
i didnt have much to say actually just wanted to say hui
lain from computers
WAIT
not a joke this time
i did have something afterall
lain from computers
saeki
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læn
lain from computers
i didnt actually have much to say just wanted to say hi
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>>756465
i would hesitate for like a rlly long time sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>756474
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>>756471
i will luv u all the same
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<3
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chak'd
anon
the bird
lain from computers
#ai convince me to do ONE of two things: mobile support OR minecraft

do mobile support. here's why: you can chill anywhere—bed, park, toilet—versus being stuck at a desk. plus it's easier to multitask, like watching a show while grinding, and you're not tied to a single spot. minecraft's fun but mobile's just more flexible.
convince me to do ONE of two things: mobile support OR minecraft
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real
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aww
lain from computers
hmm thats not very convincing
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saeki
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>>756486
i didnt actually have much to say just awnted to say hi
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hehe
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i took some of my adderall expecting to work but now im just stuck w energy
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aw
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as did i
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office is a little preoccupied by sleeper
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im a mix of tired but not eepy and wanting to take more and get stuff done
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>>756498
#edit this to be a steamy fanfic about emperor straw girl efortlessly obliterating carls army of unskilled ragged soldiers and taking carl as her prize
anon
>>756498
#edit this to be about one bird destroying half of straw girl's army before I make her my–
>>756502
straw bury
I AM NOT
FUCKING
CHAK'D
I SWEAR
TO GOD
U CHEATED
garfield
what is even happening on this chess board. the herons and wavy head lady and palm trees
>>756512>>756510
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HA
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>>756507
twinky is getting chak'd is whats happening
anon
#write a story about strawgirl being chak'd

strawgirl was just minding her own business, tending her straw in the field, when—WHAM—out of nowhere comes CHAK. dude just materialized like a glitch in reality, all teeth and spindly arms, and *chak’d* her straight into the void.

one second she’s standing there, next second she’s compressed into a single pixel—POP—-gone. no dramatic last words, no epic struggle, just instant vaporization. chak didn’t even stick around to savor it. dude was already warping to his next victim before strawgirl’s straw even hit the ground.

moral of the story? don’t farm where chak thrives. or do. he’ll find you either way. nice try fed.
a story about strawgirl being chak'd
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kino
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ur ass is mine this time carl
>>756517
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dont look saeki ur about to see a man get absolutely fucking chak'd. i dont want u to see me as a monster for it....
>>756519
lain from computers
>>756521
most pathetic bær?
garfield
>>756521
#tag (unknown booru upload error) lain stare
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::twinkanon pathetic
THIS IS CARL!!!! THIS IS WHAT CARL IS SAYING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
>>756541
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i didnt actually have much to say just wanted to say hi
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i cant think of the name but its on n64 i believe
lain from computers
#ksay saeki quick question
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#hsay saeki i have a quick question for you
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or not n64 but
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#dsay saeki quick q
garfield
>>756524
the evidence is pretty damning
garfield
that's a lot of chasers
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perfect dark does have level like that though and i knew it wasnt but i was gonna say it
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saeki
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laenlain
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hey
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gah i have being exhausty but stimmed
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going to get more stimmed maybe exercise and shower to fight exhaustion
>>756560
lain from computers
yayyyy
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the enemy commander believes he is controlling the tide of the battle. i like his spark. maybe i will keep him as my pet once i have thoroughly crushed his forces, and then i will show him how a real warlord fights. if anything, this has been amusing.
garfield
you can turn it around i habe faith in ur abilities
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::strawgirl
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>756563
>doesnt know that this was all part of my plan to get close to him as his concubine so i can stab him more easily
>>756567
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i did
anon
>>756565
I won the battle, but I did not win the war
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this is making me think of the awful sillyboysclub posts
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i must sleep now. waging war with victory in mind is tiresome for a strategic genius such as myself
>>756581
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awe
anon
That was actually an insane chakking though
anon
I didn't even realize that was chakmate
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gnnnnn saeki i love u
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niniiii
ily
<3
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i will chak carl in the end gn now wierdos
lain from computers
good night chak'd girl
garfield
>>756586
but it's not in europe...................................................................................................
>>756589
garfield
true
at least turkey is like right there
canada so far awaay
>>756592
garfield
ohh beside greenland
i forgor denmark technically owned that
Anonymous
>>756591
i think if canada actually joined the eu, then they'd be closer to a uk type deal where they get all the good parts but no euro
>>756598
garfield
>>756596
yeah for sure, adding canadian economy to euro feels outta whack
would be cool i guess. eurozone stronk
>>756600
Anonymous
>>756598
nothing means anything so whatever, get japan in the eu as well, fuck it
garfield
this music video must have cost one billion dollars to make when it was released
garfield
advanced hyper cgi that takes three weeks to render
garfield
hell yeah
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1
lain from cell phones
sunny boy was so good whag the hell
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only gon play one loop of this
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1
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yeee
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ehe
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one of my favorites, generally
lain from cell phones
i'm sure it's been done before but to me it was a brand new theme and it really felt otherworldly
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yeh
lain from cell phones
i need an outlet for energy
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it be
lain from cell phones
it be
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i might try n get work done n stay up doing such till its time i can mow, then pass out
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also i loved the tokimeki memorial reference in sonny boy
Anonymous
.skip (voted to skip this video)
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1
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i might make a new bearblog or a spacehey to write blog posts in about random stream of consciousness things
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made noms to try n help energy beyond just stims
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yay i wiggled my vga cable just right to get the crt for here n stuff working
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1
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.play ratatat loud pipes
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.skip (video skipped)
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.play ratatat bilar
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.play ratatat drugs mv
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was looking at clinical trial stuff on pint, hadnt known about the dev drawing lolicon nsfw stuff in the past
sigh
lain from computers
what have u been working on saeki
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just being pretty ded
ate n changed n stuff thoughs
chu — ?
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reading archives of pastebins
lain from computers
im not doing anything
i could be but alas
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yeh

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