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straw bury
harpy eagles those ones
romeo
im glad ur so invested in this straw
fentmom
does anyone else here get mad when their boss isnt hot
fentmom
like who am i supposed to defer to if you're not hot and powerful
romeo
my boss is pretty ugly
romeo
but hes an old man so i dont mind
straw bury
this shit so peak
romeo
waow she said the episode title!!!!!
fentmom
i dont think ive had a single boss who could have bested me in a fistfight/wrestling/grappling/self defense scenario type situation either
fentmom
stupid slow turtle
romeo
waow guys who do u think shes gonna pick
fentmom
rainbow dash respects power she will pick the eagle
fentmom
i would live in an authoritarian state headed by rainbow dash
straw bury
i like the little butter-fly guy
romeo
wing bump!!
fentmom
where are my allies twinkanon and labby (twinkhater)
fentmom
i think its nice im a twink but labby has relented on killing me yet
Anonymous
where is labby anyway
fentmom
i think with labbywife
straw bury
she is getting employed
Anonymous
:(
fentmom
good for her
fentmom
i will be employed soon
straw bury
GO TURTLE
fentmom
hate this stupid weak turtle
fentmom
why is rainbowdash like making these animals do assault courses anyway
>>758688
booger (phone)!boymodewng
big hope maxxer straw girl
romeo
>>758685
because shes a big meanie pants
fentmom
shes kind of a bitch but i like her
fentmom
romeo i wish i still had my homestuck cosplay pics
fentmom
i was the best dave ever
straw bury
dont believe in me believe in the turtle
>>758696
fentmom
stupid rainbow dash
sæкі
>>758694
i blieve in straw turtle
anon
FEED YOURSELVES TO EELS FOR MY AMUSEMENT
romeo
easy peasy 1-2-3sy
booger (phone)!boymodewng
can i get uhhhhhhhhh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
uhhhhhh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
straw bury
why doesnt she just chew the feather off
romeo
ouchie
romeo
she was in the hospital for days for a minor wing injury
anon
shes not the brightest bulb
fentmom
somepony anypony help meee
straw bury
ANYPONY
romeo
someone get twilight to help this girlie
fentmom
starlight sprinkle
fentmom
strong uy
fentmom
guy
romeo
YAY TURTLLEEEEEEE
romeo
FUCK YEAHHH
fentmom
image.png
what the hell are these things
romeo
gummy the alligator and uhhhhh i forgot what aj's dog's name is
>>758720
fentmom
stupid goddamn alligator
fentmom
i doubt he understands the true stakes of violence and power
romeo
i love gummy
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758716
YOU FORGOT????????? fake fan…. my image of u i shattered…
fentmom
where are the rest of the homestuck t guy swag coded worms
straw bury
YEEAAAAAAA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO TURTLEHOPERS WON AS PER USUAL
>>758728
fentmom
is it really just only 2 of us
fentmom
are we all dying out
fentmom
all i can do is frantically puff on my vape
romeo
all i can do is binge watch my little pony with the worms
straw bury
birdcucks in shambles rn
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758722
what’s a turtle hopef
anon
Alright the Civil War is kicking off right now
>>758733
fentmom
yes twinkanon it seems like its going to kick off soon
romeo
hi twinknon
fentmom
the democrats legitimacy is still stuck in the two party system ala westwing where both parties want the same thing but differ on how to get it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758729
i like civil wars
anon
This truancy ends now. The derelict Democrat House members must return to Texas and be in attendance when the House reconvenes at 3:00 PM on Monday, August 4, 2025. For any member who fails to do so, I will invoke Texas Attorney General Opinion No. KP-0382 to remove the missing Democrats from membership in the Texas House. In that Opinion, the Attorney General considered “whether Texas law allows for a determination that a legislator has vacated office” if they intentionally break quorum. . .

In addition to abandoning their offices, these legislators may also have committed felonies. Many absentee Democrats are soliciting funds to evade the fines they will incur under House rules. Any Democrat who “solicits, accepts, or agrees to accept” such funds to assist in the violation of legislative duties or for purposes of skipping a vote may have violated bribery laws. See TEX. PENAL CODE § 36.02. The same could be true for any other person who “offers, confers, or agrees to confer” such funds to fleeing Democrat House members. I will use my full extradition authority to demand the return to Texas of any potential out-of-state felons
fentmom
the republicans will march into this scary new future with the democrats being dragged behind or alone in the dirt
>>758737
straw bury
falconcels crying and pissing and cumming rn
>>758738
anon
>>758735
The Dems in Texas are fighting the redistricting effort by essentially leaving the state and making it impossible to hold the vote
>>758742
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758736
what’s a falconcel
straw bury
falconcucks if u will
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i don’t know what’s that means lil straw
>>758741
straw bury
>>758740
falconmaxxer wrote this
fentmom
>>758737
can any kind of strong institution stop this from happening or are all countries in the west going to be subject to this new wave
>>758744
romeo
.play my little pony s3e3
anon
>>758742
At this moment, there is a couple of Congressional Republicans on a national level that seem to be losing some nerve on this whole "let's perfectly divide the states between the parties and engage in total war" scheme, but we'll see if they keep that up, meanwhile I doubt Abbott is going to be able to do shit, but he's a crazy person
>>758748
romeo
my favorite episode as a kid
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>democrats getting threatened with arrest
>”UM ACTUALLT BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME AND ITS A FAUX TWO PARTY SYSTEM IM SO SMART”
>>758765
fentmom
>>758744
yeah im gonna be honest it really does feel like you guys are about to split into two countries at some point
>>758751>>758753
straw bury
romeo this goes absolutely stupid if we ever meet irl we need to chill and watch every single episode of my little pony
>>758752
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758747
i love tanks
anon
>>758748
What we have is some kind of bizarre defeat in detail, Among 55% of the population, 30% dominates and controls the other 25%
>>758758
romeo
>>758749
i'll take you out to see the mlp movie
sæкі
>>758748
weekly recommendation of It could happen here
romeo
there's 200 episodes of it
romeo
and seasons 8 and 9 aren't all that great
romeo
seasons 1-7 are pretty good
anon
Love trixie.
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i think texans have voted for this like the fools they seem to be
anon
>>758758
I mean at a national level, when people talk about the country being divided, when realistically it's just because MAGA has insane ideological conformity and are able to enforce it onto their allies because the average GOP member is spineless
fentmom
i feel like when this maga insanity achieves some sort of weird 1 party system its going to be hideously unpopular and the DemonRats are only going to offer an alternative with weak ass demi pro establishment candidates who dont really want to change anything
>>758778
romeo
teacup teacup teacup
straw bury
what is her PROBLEM
anon
it's alive
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758746
this flowchart explains modern politics so much imo
>>758769
anon
are - what is the relation between this two, they're acting like they're girlfriends
>>758768
straw bury
doesnt this bitch understand that she put time and effort into making those cakes?
romeo
>>758766
they are very very queercoded
anon
>>758765
The sheer number of times I have seen "b-but the DEMOCRATS have gerrymandered states too!" when the Dems literally PASSED HR-1 THROUGH THE HOUSE ON PARTY LINES then had it sank by a specifically REPUBLICAN FILIBUSTER it's like okay yeah I guess Dems need to engage in unilateral disarmament
>>758771
romeo
and trixie has been hinted at being trans
>>758772
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758769
TWINK UR SO STUPID WE HAVE A ONE PARTY STATE THE DEMONRATS AND REPUBLICANS ARE THE SAME PARTY
romeo
>>758772
yea mtf, theres a theory cuz in the first few seasons trixie only had 1 eye shimmer which is a trait only stallions have, and lauren faust said there's 1 season 1 character that she wanted to be trans, and trixie is a s1 character
fentmom
>>758774
i dont knowbut i think max is a pillock and a prat and a bit of a wet nitty too
straw bury
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>>758776
::strawgirl
booger................................................
booger.................................................
>>758779
anon
>>758761
Frankly what the Democrats need to do is focus on absolutely punishing everyone involved in MAGA and crushing the Republican media domination
>>758780
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758777
what show!!!!? i’ve been busy with work
fentmom
>>758778
finish off what you guys started but never finished in the civil war
fentmom
just take away all these republican mayors/congressmens car dealerships
straw bury
>friendship retreat
romeo is this the type of shit they show to children nowadays
fentmom
thats the real basis of local party power in republican america anyway
>>758787
anon
Arrest warrants issued
fentmom
who wants to go on a "friendship retreat" with me
anon
Officially
anon
>>758783
People underestimate this, but the Republican domination of radio is insane and highly underestimated as part of their media strategy
>>758790
romeo
SHE SAID THE LINE
fentmom
>>758787
its starting to happen here, you get in a car with an english bloke and hes listening to LBC or some other shit
fentmom
they know to keep people in a constant cycle of knee jerk reactionary media consumption
>>758796
fentmom
you're in your car on the way to work and listening to joe rogan or whatever other fucker talking about Woke America, you go to work and listen to your coworkers discussing what joey joe said, then you go home and watch News MAX
anon
RUUUUUUUUUUUUN
fentmom
absolute insanity idk how people cope with that rage addiction all the time
anon
>>758792
Yup, and it's all top down organized too, like highly coordinated from the top of Fox News down to the local Christian radio hosts, they all repeat the same narratives
>>758799>>758800
fentmom
i remember during covid i was constantly consuming like left wing twitter all the time and it kept me in a constant state of anger and despair i legit couldnt take it anymore lol
anon
escape rooms at once sound interesting and terrifying
anon
>>758799
People don't know this, but Trump is literally a Peronist, which is ironic given how often Republicans dickride Milei
>>758811
romeo
>>758802
#edit "someone's" to "somepony's"
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758803
true UR SUCH A NERD
straw bury
>>758802
this fucker listens to slam metal i bet
anon
>>758800
How could I NOT LIKE the most popular cable news network!
fentmom
>>758802
additionally i dont like how many beautiful fat womens type being this
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ur right oan is way better
fentmom
like im here cmon
fentmom
>>758801
trump being a peronist is my favourite sentence and food for thought of today
>>758813
straw bury
is she secretly fucked up and evil
>>758814
anon
>>758811
I mean, he is literally talking about "tariff rebate checks", his entire policy is spoils system populism, where he rewards the people who support him by extracting from those that oppose him
straw bury
THE FUCKING PONY BOOGER IM WATCHING MY LITTLE PTNY WHY DONT U UNDERSTNAD
booger (phone)!boymodewng
UR A PONY
>>758818
fentmom
American Empire
anon
If you could bottle literal anger... i bet you could build a nifty machine with it....
>>758824>>758822
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758820
omg true
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758820
i want a flying suit tho that would be hype if you could work on that
romeo
i gotta make my ponysona i havent thought about him in a while
>>758830
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758827
think about it anon you could literally FLY
fentmom
we solved another clue cuz our friendships really true
romeo
>>758830
make pony, give it attributes that you think represent you
anon
jesus christ this show has expressive characters
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ouuu sounds fun
fentmom
why in equestria would something like that be here
fentmom
ok i get why people like this show now
romeo
hehehehe
romeo
oh god its this episode
romeo
i feel so bad for starlight
Anonymous
what's the cupcakes episode
Anonymous
can we watch that next
fentmom
i want cupcakke
romeo
that video introduced me to the silly andrew wk
booger (phone)!boymodewng
went to the basement at work today
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why tf is it so creepy
booger (phone)!boymodewng
there was like 2 locked doors and then a huge server room
romeo
I FORGOT HIS NAME TOO BUT I LOVE HIM
fentmom
Chudd
fentmom
hell yeah lay it down starlight sprinkle
booger (phone)!boymodewng
found
fentmom
someone get the stinky boy pony out of here
fentmom
girls can sing if they want
sæкі
awrooo
fentmom
i dont like that her horn is the same colour
fentmom
cluster b ass pony
booger (phone)!boymodewng
found out that in our official fire evacuation plan, if you can’t get down the two stairs apparently the next thing is to hang off the roof and it should be a “3-4 foot drop” but we measured it and it was a 10😎
fentmom
both these ponies have cluster b disorders they need eachother
fentmom
chud back rub pony
romeo
i love this show more than a person should i think
>>758867
fentmom
hell yea boondocks
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758865
u shouldn’t be embarrassed of liking things i think its cool
fentmom
bitches like texting
romeo
im a lil embarassed ;_;
anon
want burger
fentmom
you're allowed to be a manchild if you have high emotional intelligence anyway dw about it
>>758874
anon
god. im such a monkey. every time i see somebody eating something i want to eat it too
fentmom
bitches love smiley faces
fentmom
all my smileys are supposed to be indicative of ESLs
fentmom
:-DDDD
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758873
what the helly
straw bury
image.png
this is my son, samuel swagmother
fentmom
i already have a son named finfin he came from an egg
straw bury
that pirated audio quality
booger (phone)!boymodewng
straw girl?
fentmom
thats a whole episode of seeiinfeld!
booger (phone)!boymodewng
more like swag girl
fentmom
pulp fiction reference
straw bury
more like straw shawdy
>>758889
booger (phone)!boymodewng
straw shordy
fentmom
i love how weeb this show is
sæкі
bwa
sæкі
cant find phone
fentmom
duckies quack
straw bury
riley hiding an entire frying pan up his pants
anon
copywrite free audio
straw bury
huey always hatin
fentmom
"boy stop hating" is a great code to go by when it comes to your family
straw bury
huey is a filthy communist
fentmom
tf is that audio in the background
romeo
probably someone screen recording and doesnt know their mic is on
anon
that was a crime against collectibles
straw bury
ed and rummy is THE otp
straw bury
godlike quality
anon
wait is this a guy filming a youtube video lmao
>>758916
romeo
my guess is that they're screen recording from the adult swim website
romeo
cuz adultswim.com has a lot of full episodes for free if you have cable
anon
major kudos to sam for being able to sell this crazy shit
sæкі
>>758911
mightve found a new grey whale/sem-dream typewriter model
[YouTube]
or another in the series, i havent gotten to dive into too deep yet
>>758918>>758922
fentmom
romeo did you say you wear button ups too
anon
>>758916
Oh very cool electric then
romeo
yea
fentmom
badass
straw bury
>>758921
i feature in this episode as the booty warrior
sæкі
s-l1600.jpg
>>758922
ye
i try to always but usually dont have the stuff around
also this model looks crazy and im surprised i didnt know about this series
>>758932
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i used a fax today
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m so old
fentmom
nice spas 12
fentmom
terminator ass gun
romeo
mf doom in the abckground ??
fentmom
these guys are playing ready or not irl
straw bury
twinknon doesnt believe in the spas 12 :(
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758924
wait omg that’s so cool
fentmom
yeah twinkanon seems like he doesnt fuck with like tacticool stuff
straw bury
>loads one shell
>fires 2 shots
>>758937
fentmom
i see him with a ruger 14
fentmom
thats all you need for ghetto ops anyway
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758934
problem?
straw bury
carl sneaking into the police station with nothing but a katana and a big ass revolver
>>758941
sæкі
oh god it seems like theres a rare full word processor model
anon
>>758939
What? An operation to take down a horde of vicious poodles?
>>758950
straw bury
mmmmmhmmmmmmm
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that’s so fricking cool
sæкі
in the 80s to early-mid 90s some of the companies would sell typewriter/word processor models w CRTs that had basically a full fledged sort of ms word or wordsmith etc software
fentmom
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>>758943
i mean we can take out the illegal poodle breeding ring leaders too ill bring this in case they bring backup
>>758954
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758948
oh damn
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh shit a crt would be so cool to have again
anon
>>758950
All I got at my apartment is my Mauser, uh my chinese shotgun, and a couple of pistols, nothing really good because this place gets broken into consistently
>>758955
fentmom
i like chinese guns, civil war dated and the crazy new ones you see in kane n lynch 2
sæкі
usually theyre giant and meant for like legal offices that had the money and paper sizes were too large for normal ones
anon
It's Chilean, used by a CHILEAN DEATH SQAUD under PINOCHET
>>758965>>758964
fentmom
>>758958
man i thought you meant a pistol but this is just as swag
>>758966
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758960
isn’t there a. song about that guy
fentmom
i feel like if i picked up one of these guns there would be like an ominous guitar twang
fentmom
>>758966
im set to inherit a freemason sword my stepfather doesn't trust me with yet
anon
>>758964
I made that up, but it is over a hundred years old and was Chilean, I have no clue if it was used by Pinochet's military or if it was just mothballed, but I tell people it belonged to a Chilean Firing Squad
>>758971>>758972
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758970
why would you lie on the internet twink
fentmom
>>758970
that gun definitely has some bodies on its list
straw bury
>the black power fist
anon
Looking up Pinochet and one of the first results is a Polish forum where they compare Jaruzelski to Pinochet and decide who was worse
>>758976
fentmom
poland very sexy country
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758974
there was a song where it went like “pinochet pinochet pinochet”
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758978
#reply fact check

fact check: true. no argument detected. checks out.

next time I'll bring the debate club tho. fact check
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wearknf corrective glasses is so embarrassing
straw bury
cinema
fentmom
twinkanon i had such a good wargame trailer to show you
fentmom
it was iran-iraq war and had fucking joy division as music in the background
>>758988
straw bury
bushido brown my goat
fentmom
>>758988
i met a vet of it lately
fentmom
he had a mark on his neck where he had been shot and left for dead for like over 24 hours
fentmom
he was begging this millionaire swinger man for money for milk
anon
Probably one of the most wild wars
romeo
guysssssss fent is being mean to me
straw bury
awwwwww poor romeo do u want a hug
straw bury
now fent, quit being mean to romeo
straw bury
>YOU DO NOT KIDNAP OPRAH
romeo
but what if i am fluttershy
fentmom
>>759000
watch me work it yuh im perfect
fentmom
reading that shit years ago broke my brain
straw bury
this bitch is clearly mad that flutterchads just can stop catching w's
fentmom
flutterchad wouldnt bang him and now hes hating
fentmom
tfw is that hellocatman shirt too
anon
Should I make an account with PolandForumsdotcom
romeo
i'm the flutterchad
fentmom
yes i love poland
fentmom
poland sexiest country of all time
anon
I already have an account on Nairaland
fentmom
we met in the sexy part of poland ... and then he FUCKED on this freaky hacker chick body
anon
Where I personally contribute to the continued decline of ethnic relations
romeo
would you guys make fun of me if i had a scene emo mary sue mlp sona
>>759024>>759025
straw bury
fluttershy cool as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sæкі
i go try n find my phone n get out to mow n be done w it
romeo
because i do...........
straw bury
>>759019
i support u whatever choices u make
straw bury
>>759026
dont listen to fent little romeo we can eat pudding and draw our mlp personas hugging
>>759029
fentmom
>>759028
Poland is the Christ of Europe
romeo
wait lemme finish making mine in ponytown
romeo
HOLY FUCK PEAK IS ON
fentmom
ponytown my beloved
fentmom
once i made an asexual pony in ponytown and i went up to people and said shit like "sex?? no thanks!! i love cake" and people got so fucking angry at me they would follow me around screaming threats
straw bury
i think i heard someone bumpin this downtown earlier
sæкі
found n charging my phone
left it by my bed yday when i woke up
>>759041
fentmom
im just an asexual pony in a top hat and steampunk bowtie leave me the hell alone let me rockk
>>759038>>759040
fentmom
i am not a free thinker i defer to the most powerful and wise authority
romeo
YAAAAAAAY I LOVE THIS EPISODEEEEEE
fentmom
3rd bleet of the day
fentmom
im on a roll
romeo
pingy pi
romeo
wow pinkie asking twi to do her
>>759050
sæкі
>>759041
did u get to see the endeavour thingy i put together shortly
is for having work sandboxed but made it aha
>>759051
romeo
twipie is canon
sæкі
just me separating my stuff from my main desktop for reasons
but i do dev at times
straw bury
dawg im literally applejack
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