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anon
it's not about having the right body. it's about sovl (neurons).
anon
there's only what you do. what you want in this life. chances are that if you came this far, you prefer this path, or you wouldn't have taken it.
anon
the labels we place atop the actual things are just an attempt to reduce the irreducible.
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i need to tag that yuri cuddle wrap up burrito gif
>>759884
fentmom
>>759876
now is a good age for thinking about what you want to do with the rest of your life
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::yuri burrito
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i will do that to u instead
fentmom
if its not career related (not everyone needs to find purpose in work) think about something creative you can pour yourself into
fentmom
how old are you again strawb
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>>759888
u may not feel any right nows
but is smth u can get in time with the help of others around who care
straw bury
18
fentmom
the depressive thoughts you get at that age often come in the form of brainworms
anon
>>759888
i believe in you. and as someone who pushed things off until way later and regrets it, i strongly suggest that you try to make it happen sooner rather than later, because you will break anyway.
fentmom
at some point in the next few years, maybe even 10, you will have enough experiences that amount to you having a wonderful realisation thats going to be like "shiiittt i know what i wanna do with my life now, this is all gonna be worth living hell yeah". speaking from experience here
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and ye, peeps do believe in u and know things will get better for
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proud of
but also takes time, n that can be really tough, but you wont always have to do it alone
fentmom
my point here is just idk hang in there kid you're in your figuring shit out phase
>>759908
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and yus
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and hopefully chu will be able to not have to feel such soon
lain from computers
>you will break anyway
yeape
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all, playing etrian odyssey rn before i go to bed
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and haiiii!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i have been doing this quest where you have to survive 5 days in the dungeon in one visit and guh its so boring
>>759920>>759924
sæкі
eep well when u do!!
fentmom
>>759908
its literally taken me up until like 28 to figure this out and i dont feel like ive really lost time or wasted my life at all
sæкі
hows the stay been ?
lain from computers
real rose orlando?
straw bury
UR ALL GANGING UP ON ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOM AGAINST THIS
>>759917>>759921
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oh im rlly bored still BUT i did watch the new season of dandadan with my friend so that was good
>>759932
straw bury
also hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii rroseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^w^
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hiiiii straw bury :3
fentmom
>>759915
rage and depression is addictive and its not nice to see someone in the stupor of addiction esp. from people who have been there
anon
a mistake as big as that anon's
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>759924
nah im already like 4 days in
anon
you are surrendering to the machiiiines
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i know they dont give any exp in this one but its still like smth to do
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
plus gives me an excuse to grind, im like 36 going to be entering the third stratum
anon
sadanon i am going to sleep BE STRONG I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU CAN DO IT YOU HAVE GIRLSOVL BE STRONG RSAAAAAH
>>759937>>759933
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>>759931
eep well
if havent b4 since anon
nice to meet n rest up
>>759938
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>759932
yur theres 5 episodes outnow
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna try n watch new panty n stocking tomorrow i think
sæкі
but straw deserves all content feels n will have to make feel them
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also no one listened to my music on 4chan :(
>>759947
straw bury
MY ROSE ORLANDO FANFIC NOOO ITS ALL GONE
>>759948
sæкі
oops
lain from computers
wuh
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>>759941
yeh i was checking ur post every couple hrs that day :(((
shouldve responded but felt id be called out
>>759949
lain from computers
goodnight anon
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>>759949
mhm
its a pain at times
hmmm
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also crush sent me a forcefem meme this morning which made me giggle
>>759961
sæкі
aw
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cutiesss
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but would be nice getting worms sharing rose orlando in threads lel
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah pls share my music to all ur friends
roseorlando.bandcamp.com
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ehe
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c:
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will then think of possible things
also add a
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>759952
my plan is when i am back in city i am gonna ask to hang out with her n then ask if like
ok so its silly but i wanna know if i am the only girl she calls mommy n if so would she wanna like make me the only one inlike an exclusive way
>>759980
sæкі
what was i
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oh ye ill add a badge for u to my stuff n for here
straw bury
rose orlando will u watch my little pony with me
straw bury
and romeo
straw bury
when hes back
anon
Please no more
anon
No more MLP
straw bury
rose do u fw applejack
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i like pinkie pie
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
shes my fav
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i like all of the mane 6
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i only watched the first 3 seasons tho
straw bury
.play my little pony season 1 full season
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i saw a drawing of pinkie pie today n she had a fat ass
>>759979
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>759961
idk wish me well even tho it is silly itd like mean a lot to me
>>759985
fentmom
i wish i saw a fat ass today
fentmom
brb vaping
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also i shaved my bush yesterday, big news
straw bury
i wish i had a fat ass but unfortunately i just have a fat everything else
>>759987
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>>759980
cyuteee
i hope u can get in to see soons
n be able to meet or keep talking after ur having to do stuff these few days
but also i feel that n had those thoughts before
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i have a fat ass frrr
>>759991
straw bury
too lazy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>759989
u need to eat for ur hrt to do anything
fentmom
>>759989
listen to rose shes right
fentmom
like you wont get the female fat distribution unless you're eating
sæкі
the feel of wondering if shes really calling just u such stuff bwaa
>>760011
fentmom
i remember meeting this girl who was like "wah why do i still look like a fat man" and i said she should lose the weight and regain it and she just said Wah to me again
fentmom
like ... ok .... whatever
straw bury
im in the losing weight part rn i just need to stop eating for a bit
>>760000
fentmom
you already look pretty skinny but i wouldnt know
sæкі
also trips
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but ur quite skinny
straw bury
am NOT skinny lmao
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and u need to keep eating and give like
fentmom
what is your height + weight if i may ask
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for e u should be
straw bury
5'6 and 130 pounds
lain from computers
>
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see
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>759995
yeah its like hhh cos like idk if she is then like it means smth but if not then like im just over thinking it n stuff ykno
>>760013
fentmom
alright but if you're gonna lose weight then please do it in a healthy way
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>>760011
mhm
would get shy n overthink a lot of it n just ruminate on that stuff for a while a couple yrs ago
fentmom
like exercise and eating normally and shit
fentmom
this is nothing to rush but you knew that
straw bury
im too lazy to exercise
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk i was p fat before hrt n i didnt rlly try to lose weight but i think i look a lot more feminine now idk
>>760026>>760023
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but ye, itd be good maybe just talk about that stuffs n let it go from there seeing how the conversation goes
>>760025
fentmom
dont make me tell carl to get you to start doing pushups in your room
straw bury
carl has no power over me
fentmom
Carl
fentmom
is his name actually Carl
>>760051
sæкі
but dont put so much weight onto it if chu are, best you can
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>760018
mhmhm im just gonna ask like if i am the only one n if she says yes i can ask if she would like to keep it that way
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>>760017
yeah, u need to have a good bit of extra weight for HRT to fully yk
ur supposed to up ur eating and weight if skinny or stuff like 120-140 lbs depending on height or stuffs
fentmom
sometimes i feel as if my role in wormland is like some cross between labby and carl
>>760032
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(if skinny)
but body uses the weight in changes so is smth that u need for the effects to fully come about even though i well know that i had a big struggle myself w it cus of bleh burden thoughts when eating
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had some halloumi today also
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
it was very tasty, i fried it in a pan until it was browned n mnnnnnnn yummers
fentmom
brb goin to the fackkin garage
>>760033
sæкі
n with wife or stuffs
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my keyboard doesnt have a way for me to do hashtags :/
>>760041
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>>760023
ur pretty and a cute girl too c:
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a;sp
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also
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>>760036
awww
were u having key issue or is it just one w
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah i was but this is a dif keyboard its the one my mum uses cos i didnt have room to bring mine lol
>>760057
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awe
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ye
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lacking those keys
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im using an 85% keyboard rn
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i need an actual oki keyboard, this is still the 12 usd one from salvation army thats a cheap chinese mech/amazon one
fentphone
Carl
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>>760042
oh ye i hab smth silly to show
straw bury
#write a story about carl being a silly little boy and having a temper tantrum

carl was a silly little boy who loved nothing more than spinning in circles until he fell over. one day, his mom told him he couldn’t have candy for breakfast. this was, of course, an outrage.

carl clenched his tiny fists, face turning red as a tomato. “NO! WANT CANDY NOW!” he screeched, stomping his foot so hard it made a little *thump* against the carpet. he flung himself on the ground, kicking and yelling like a wind-up toy gone berserk.

his mom sighed. “carl, if you keep acting like this, you’re going to time-out.”

this only made carl angrier. he rolled onto his back and flailed his limbs, screaming, “HATE TIME-OUT! HATE IT!” tears streamed down his face like he’d just been told the world was out of candy forever.

then, mid-tantrum, he noticed the family cat watching him with utter disdain. the cat licked its paw, unimpressed. carl paused. the cat was right—this was embarrassing.

he sniffled, sat up, and wiped his nose on his sleeve. “...can i have cereal instead?”

his mom smiled. “that’s my silly little boy.” carl grinned, forgetting all about the candy. until lunchtime, anyway. a story about carl being a silly little boy and having a temper tantrum
straw bury
once again
anon
You've been chak'd every single time
anon
I am the superior chakker
straw bury
u trynna get chak'd carly boy?
straw bury
fuck someone else joined before i could
straw bury
carl is getting chak'd and he doesnt even know it
straw bury
now imagine if i was the one playing him
anon
Who is gamergate warrior spectating this game lmao
straw bury
chak'd
fentmom
Carl
straw bury
carl u know what my hood name is?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok so that quest took me 3 irl hours to do
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
jesus
fentmom
what an ass quest
straw bury
prepare to get CHAK'D
straw bury
HOW DO I GET THE FISH
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also, medic is so powerful in this game
>>760085
straw bury
WHAAAAAAA
sæкі
am gonna make my own designs soon w it but setup this for my OS for work stuff one sec
straw bury
HOW DO I EAT THE FUCKING FISH
anon
>>760087
Trying to approach my altar without support, you fool
anon
You actual FOOL
straw bury
how come u could eat the fish but i cant :(
>>760096
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but like yeah medic is so strong, theres a quest to defeat an FOE (very powerful on map enemies) with only a single party member n she did it sooooooooo easily
anon
You can't put yourself in check
anon
>>760093
When you were going to the altar, I had it defended completely
straw bury
oh...
anon
So that's why you can't just rush your king to my side without taking stuff first
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NSO
straw bury
still if u hadnt cheated u would have gotten utterly chak'd
>>760102
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>760098
hehehe aww this iss cute yeah
anon
>>760104
I've crossed the river, destroyed your altar, cast your religion down, and you will go from the high priest to my lowly concubine
>>760112
lain from computers
god i actually love unplugging my laptop from my 3 keyboards and monitors and whatever
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
girl i like has a suuuuper old computer she plays doom on
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awe
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ehehe
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also like a massive collect of powermac G5s lol
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i have a fully metal dell laptop i used to play CDs and run XP software n stuff
straw bury
>>760105
my kingdom will rise once again. one day you will be imprisoned within my own chains, and you will be my man slave
>>760119
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ghhhh shes so cute i wanna eat her weh
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from 00s
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and heheehe
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awww
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real
but would always be interested in seeing peeps computers
::shy boymoder blush
anon
>>760112
You've been chak'd, your fish is much like your (redacted), taken by ME
straw bury
#write a story about carl getting utterly fucking CHAK'D by casey

carl strutted down the alley, smug as ever, flicking a quarter between his fingers. "ain't no way that clown casey’s gonna mess with me," he muttered. then, outta nowhere—BAM!

casey dropped from a fire escape like a pissed-off shadow, boot straight to carl's spine. carl hit the pavement with a wheeze, his hat tumbling off. before he could even roll over, casey yanked him up by the scruff and ***CHAK'D*** him—a brutal knee to the gut.

carl crumpled, coughing, but casey wasn’t done. he grabbed carl's limp arm, twisted it like a goddamn pretzel, and flipped him onto his back. carl blinked up at the streetlight halo around casey’s silhouette. “how’s the weather down there?” casey smirked, dusting his gloves off. carl could only groan, his ego shattered worse than his ribs.

walk it off, carl. walk it off. a story about carl getting utterly fucking CHAK'D by casey
straw bury
WALK IT OFF!!!!!!!!
anon
#write explain the rules of Chak

chak is a simple but fun dice game from india. here's how it works:

- you roll 6 dice at once, trying to score certain combinations.
- main objective is to roll as many 1s and 4s as possible since they score points. other numbers don't count for anything.
- first, you roll all 6 dice. any 1s or 4s are set aside - these are your scoring dice.
- you can choose to stop and bank your points, or risk rolling the remaining dice to try for more scoring numbers.
- but if you roll again and don't get any 1s or 4s, you lose all points from that round.
- game typically goes to 100 points, but you can agree on any number.

key thing is deciding when to stop rolling and take your points vs risking it for more. greed gets punished in chak. explain the rules of Chak
straw bury
LMAO
anon
we've been playing it wrong the whole time
straw bury
thats why u keep winning
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
very sleepy tired uweh
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mhm
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rest up c:
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sweet dreams!! nice to hear from u
::happy gle
straw bury
>>760128
cuddling u to sleep rn
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ill join . .
anon
We should make a saeki sandwich
anon
Hold on, I need to like
anon
eat food
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bwaaa but pls need cuddle sandwich — also need food
anon
Saeki sandwich between two pieces of white bread (me and strawgirl)
straw bury
isnt that just called spooning
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is w 2 ppl
anon
saeki eiffel tower
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yis
anon
Lewd
straw bury
>a rock farm
anon
Alright, I need to get some food, will be back
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will cook 4 n feed
anon
I only have eggs right now lol
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awwwww
fentmom
ok im back to normal now
fentmom
whats up
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weba how was pizzer
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might poof to clean finally but
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need to eat, too
straw bury
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>760161
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gonna try and see if the file manager app on quest 3 is still containing of the sideloading feature that was accidentally approved
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crossing my fingers
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installed it
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now to see if i can sideload apks
fentmom
going to go on a killing spree in postal and then head to bed
straw bury
#write a story about casey and carl making out and stuff but then right when he least expects it she CHAKS him

casey and carl were hanging out in carl’s dimly lit room, the air thick with tension. their faces were inches apart, breaths mingling, before they finally closed the distance. it was sweet, slow, messy—carl melted into it, hands tangling in casey’s hair.

just as carl leaned in for another kiss, savoring the moment, casey suddenly pulled back. her eyes flashed. carl barely had time to blink before—

**CHAK.**

a sickening, metallic crunch echoed through the room. carl sputtered, choking, hands flying to his throat as blood spurted from the fresh wound. casey loomed over him, grinning wide, her fingers wrapped around the now-crimson blade.

"lol," she whispered, watching him crumple to the floor.

moral of the story? never trust a girl who can kiss like that and still keep a knife up her sleeve. a story about casey and carl making out and stuff but then right when he least expects it she CHAKS him
anon
>>760166
I know holy shit I hate them so much, symbolism isn't about soaking things down to a science to make the ugliest tricolor possible
>>760169
sæкі
i have a funny story abt this app in a min if i can get it working right
>>760175
anon
>>760174
this is a trap to lure be across the river unsupported
straw bury
bring ur troops if u wish we may even have fried fish together
anon
I'm going to eliminate your jaguar and neutralize your quail
anon
then I will cross
straw bury
there is no need for that we may have diplomatic negotiations together. we may want to retreat to my bedchambers though, for more privacy
>>760181
straw bury
GET CHAK'D RETARD
anon
you fool
anon
as you chak me
anon
my serpents infiltrate your position
straw bury
it is too late. you have already been chak'd and as u lay incapacitated on my bedchamber floors, i have the opportunity to do as i please with u. so obviously i will take u to my sacrificial altar
>>760192
anon
I strategically sacrificed myself in order to eliminate your forces so that my kingdom will win and last forever
straw bury
i have already made all of your troops into my concubines
fentmom
i killed so many people it crashed the game
>>760197
anon
(redacted) on the sacrificial altar
straw bury
the mongrels of your kingdom do have a tendency to, eh, how do they say it in your country............ think with their eh............................................................................... hm........................................................................................................ get chak'd idiot
>>760203
fentmom
2 of course
fentmom
my friend started playing it bc hes been around me for too long and has morphed into some kind of dark woke creature of 2025
>>760201
fentmom
he likes postal 2 bc hes stinky and has a fat wife
straw bury
i am too woke for u fuckers
anon
>>760196
My army is currently selecting war brides from the prisoners we have taken
straw bury
you have only taken the prisoners that we have allowed u, for they are all specially trained assassins who will eliminate all of your highest ranking officers, thus leaving your forces in disarray so that i may easily crush them
>>760207
anon
I will of course have the first pick :3
anon
and I choose you
anon
>>760204
Have you ever read hentai where the girl gets fucked so good she stops being evil? That's what my troops will do to you
>>760208
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so
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the meta quest headsets run android basically
>>760211
anon
Yeah, I knew a guy that developed for them
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and they lock down the stores, but you can side load and dev mode them etc if you do a bit w going into android firmware or stuff n things
otherwise, it's super locked down a lot of the time
fentmom
ok who put these japanese movie on
sæкі
the meta quest store has apps but theyre approved like how apple does where they curate and done allow things as much as android, they at least try to block stuff that isnt yk
sæкі
but, so, i think it's the first(? or one of) non meta built-in file managers appeared on the quest store
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and it's basically just the exact or a clone of the default android file explorer, the quest has these but theyre blocked from opening w/o soft modding
>>760221
fentmom
Disappear Here
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for some reason
fentmom
Disappear Here.
The syringe fills with blood.
You're a beautiful boy and that's all that matters.
Wonder if he's for sale.
People are afraid to merge. To merge.
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meta didnt pay attention or whatever and they let a file explorer on that has all the default android functions, including installing plain apks
>>760224
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so theres just an app, apparently its still up n i just got it, that lets you avoid all their restrictions while they approved it
fentmom
people on highways in los angeles are afraid to merge
>>760235
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(theres a good bit of junk on the store but its usually looked at)
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so i heard about this from my kinda keeping up w XR — VR/+AR — and was like finally if i dont have to go through the pain of dealing w vr stuff modding itd be rly nice
fentmom
shes so pretty but she looks so sad
sæкі
i can install like a fully web browser like ff/fennec that has ublock addons so i can watch YT on like a 70" display w no ads while laying down in bed or stuff
>>760237
fentmom
does anyone here remember the mid 2000s
fentmom
what an empty time that was
>>760241
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it was a time
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yeh
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except for, like,
straw bury
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::glegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle
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countries w longstanding use of roads w/o lanes and such that function by paying close attention n such
or the way that roundabouts and such work
but mainly how youll see things in india or thailand etc
fentmom
>>760241
you missed a time and a place
fentmom
but you'll be here after i die
fentmom
so you'll get to know what happens after then
straw bury
god i hope not
fentmom
life is like a cigarette strawbury
straw bury
chum >:3
fentmom
you gotta smoke it to the butt
>>760257
straw bury
i mean i kinda like cigarettes..............................
>>760251
fentmom
would you throw away a half smoked cig then
straw bury
no.........................................
fentmom
then let it rock
straw bury
i mean like if it had no tobacco in it then i would throw it away
sæкі
i used to, every now and again, smoke a CBD/hemp cig i got a pack of that were comfy
anon
>>760249
I smoke the filter too, they call me the fiberglass burner
straw bury
smoking in a parking lot at 2 am with saeki
>>760259
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>>760258
mhm
but making sure u dont n i dont smoke smoke too much
unless is weed or well
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not for u so much but
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stuff ur safe wiff
straw bury
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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would try light light amts or however with, as higher CBD flower n not what we have now would probably be smth u'd find comfy
straw bury
>>760267
>>760268
which one do i believe...............................................
booger (phone)!boymodewng
different person for each one i would not smoke cig out of ur mouth but would in fact [redacted]
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also gonna have u being vivi there
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