this is designed to make you want to read more than watch.

so is there a jeff the killer story? ive only ever seen the pic.

looks like somebody fell in a pie.

MERICUH

woof

>>762763
hi!

>>762770
its a dog! im a dog named shrimp

i will release you in 2032

i should go to rison

prison

probably like armed robbery would be the coolest i wont actually shoot anyone just like hold up a bank and then when im surrounded and negotiating ill start crying and be like "my dad needs his cancer payments" and surrender

JUST like that but ill have a real gun

maybe ill shoot a cop for prison cred

BA

Vapes are stupid. It's a much better idea to make a sparse gas at room temperature and then compress it.

>>762795
but will nic dissolve into the gas at room temp

im a gay little bitch hits my vape

ciggies make me throwup

i cough stuff up all the time lol\

probably from like years of cigs/poppers

and weed

and vapes

and i have asthma

fskdjghkfdjhgkdfj

lmao

>>762814
love dads who choose sleep over life and death matters

>>762818
average dad

same probably

>>762826
we must be related

shribling hehe

>>762827
the rare normie autist

f1 is cool i should watch it more

and rally

>>762837
its not just for straight men at least here lots of women like it too

my dad is very autistic and my mom is a normalfag, the worst combination

i should be murdered

>>762827
>autistic person attempting to pass
[YouTube]

f1 is actually a really common interest for women on dating apps here which surprised me but is rad

>>762845
4

f1 is litearally just car go fast who watches that

>>762850
theres a lot more to it than youd think this isnt nascar

the only f1 ive watched is someon youtube channel where a bunch of like i think euro dudes comment over f1 races

>>762859
think of watching ballet for men

>>762859
its literally a soap opera its not about the fighting

>>762865
nascar*

i like rally the most

hey weird question. if via some method you were to suppress the activity of mitochondria in cells, would the cells upregulate the number of mitochondria in those cells to compensate?

>>762878
i think the cell would prob just die and the whole guy would explode (figuratively)

>>762878
i suppose that would depend on the cell

>>762880
#editai add funny after your

no wait

>>762885
#give

>>762885
thanks

>>762887
me fr

i love grok!!

real people shipping....... oh no.....

can i get a number 5 mclennon burger

GARFIELD YOU FAT CAT

>>762919
#translate

The English translation is:

**"I eat, John. That is my job."**

pool ball guy

too many spells

>>762967
hehe

>>762976
he got bit by a bee

>>762978
it is a zoomed out screenshot of it

>>763005
brilliant

>>763016
more dorky girl pls

>>763022
whatever, gimme cute dorks

>>763024
mmm

>>763019
the screenshot? i just took it

>>763020
its a bluetooth adapter not wifi

looking at reviews it looks like its compatibel with linux even tho tp link says its not, at least with some distros

it probably doesnt work with all distros so they dont wanna take responsibility

>>763033
>i literally just said that i had the exact thing happen to me
youre forgetting that i cant read

>>763029
cute yes, but not really a dork

why

oh ok

can you fix meeeeeeeeeee

it is a finished game

a $3 indie dev game that was published as a fullg ame

developer didn't decide to keep working on it after release like every other AAAAAAAAAAA game!!! three dollars WASTED

it recieved 6 months of patches, then they made a new game over 3 years and released it that is a visually-updated and gameplay-updated version of the same game called rebirth. how is this abandoning your finished game

theres actually like a bunch of negative reviews on the old and new game all complaining about this

people are such morons lol

i fucking hate gamers so much theyre the most whiny entitled babies on this planet and its especially bad with like. even outside of the rancid gamergate stuff people that actually only care about videogames and not the political stuff are still awful because they only care about the videogames and think that a game having a battlepass is the fall of western civilization

gamers being mostly children and teens doesn't help them bein insufferable

yeah but like. this guy with a 15 year old steam account wokescolding an indie dev about remastering their own (finished, not early access, fully released, tiny indie game) is not a teenager lol

we may rest easy knowing their life is surely worse than our own :)

getting so up in arms about videod games is embarrassing
like the throwing-controller-at-tv-and-breaking-it kind of embarrassing

yeowch.....

my ex used to get really mad at bideogames like while playing them

he would get mad at hearthstone and then mad at me for not being mad with him

yes

thats one particular reason among many

me too

shrimpmoding

hi romeo

i dont think id ever gotten angry at video games

i would usually get sad when losing

.play its only game why you heff to be mad

>>763091
#translate

The English translation of "我是猫" is:

**"I Am a Cat"**

This is the title of the famous satirical novel by Japanese author **Natsume Sōseki** (夏目漱石), first published in 1905. The story is narrated from the perspective of a cat, offering sharp observations on human society and Meiji-era Japan. The full translation of the title stays very close to the original meaning: "I" (我) + "am" (是, a classical/literary form of "to be") + "cat" (猫).

If you were referring to a more general phrase (e.g., "I am a cat" as a simple statement), the translation remains the same, though without the literary/cultural context. Let me know if you'd like further clarification!

miaou

>>763091
#throw

.play basscadet

this song is neat lol

>>763099
you may be a cat............ i'm sorry to break it to u...

miaou

the transformation has already begun

go home homeo

moi pronom??

que / bec

miaou

horrible low mood

reovering from metaphysical emp

remoeo ias home