id like a 10 hour a day warehouse or factory job right now

just gimme a good book to read and some smokes so i can ignore single dads and methheads trying to be my buddy during break

>>763130
what disability do you have if i may ask

ouchies

i have the severe autism that makes me want to go around outside instead of being in an office all day

thank you community service supervisor who made me realise that

yeah honestly id like something like that

outdoors + stewardship of bug buddies + small business owner swag + funny outfit

i think my ideal job would be like a park ranger or something

>>763145
thats the plan if i can get a plane ticket to russia where ill immediately tell everyone im spying for ukraine

hopefully ill get put in the slammer with randal and i can begin my rise to the top

.play [YouTube]

this plays during my violent takeover of the prison

im the new vory v zakone

#ai BREAKING NEWS: Corey of "Corey in the House" Fame has seized control of the White House and has declared himself the New American Emperor, right wing militias around the country are pledging allegiance to Emperor Corey

nice try fed. BREAKING NEWS: Corey of "Corey in the House" Fame has seized control of the White House and has declared himself the New American Emperor, right wing militias around the country are pledging allegiance to Emperor Corey

smh

#ai Elaborate on this fanfiction: BREAKING NEWS: Corey of "Corey in the House" Fame has seized control of the White House and has declared himself the New American Emperor, right wing militias around the country are pledging allegiance to Emperor Corey

corey's ascension came swiftly after a mysterious livestream where he donned a navy blue cape and declared "it's coronatin' time." within hours, militias in truck nuts and oakleys mobilized, seizing state capitals with nothing but copies of the "corey in the house" dvd box set as weapons. the air force hesitated to strike when corey was spotted doing the show's iconic "lean back" pose on the oval office desk. congress dissolved itself after a single glare from his anime-protagonist eyes. dark rumors swirl about fdr's portrait being replaced with a framed screenshot of "peak corey" from season 2. the new national anthem is just him going "heh... yup." for three minutes straight. resistance is futile: he knows when you're vibing. Elaborate on this fanfiction: BREAKING NEWS: Corey of "Corey in the House" Fame has seized control of the White House and has declared himself the New American Emperor, right wing militias around the country are pledging allegiance to Emperor Corey

im wearing my homeless guy jacket a fat lady gave me

i look like silent hill guy

i love how i have three pieces of clothing that hot fat chix gave me

1. gloomy bear hoodie 2. lesbian windbreaker 3. sport jacket i use to look homeless in

.play decade dance hotline miami

this plays as corey from corey in the house dons the mask of the pig butcher and begins cleaving his way through the scant loyalist forces still fighting for president donny trump

yeah crazy guy

oh yeah thats a good one

i fuccccc with the rio punch one these days though

just had one and my mood went from 30/10 to 35/10

i mean /100

job searching turns u into such a gross incel neet looking manchild

i stopped seeing him bc my friends life is already falling apart and i dont need to be near both him and weird people at the same time

i gotta stop eating pot noodles they're making me fat

not in like a sexy way i just look sad when im fat

>>763204
yeas that works in your favour though

.play [YouTube]

im going to blast this song in the car when im in japan

i wanted to go to the beach for a beach episode but i was told "uh its gonna be cold in december"

so what let me freeze in the seawater

i would go swimming in the sea for 30 minutes while everyone awkwardly sits in the sand half trying to bang on eachother but they all have severe social anxiety so it doesnt happen

i loved making sandcastles at the beach as a kid

i made whole cities with moats and shit

yes this is my reason for siring a heir so we can go do that

now you're starting to talk like a crusader kings 3 rp character (which is epic)

i remember this like korean period drama that had zombies and all the nobles would just casually threaten to murder eachothers entire bloodlines

i think its just called "kingdom" or something

probably not on netflix that place suxxxxxx now

[superbmario wahoo noise]

i dont remember but that already sounds vile

parts of california are already pretty similar to korea

hyper capitalism plastic surgery etc etc

this sounds like succession but it probably doesnt have a cute fat lady

my friend is telling me about the tokyo club scene

he says the japanese are nice and will offer you fags but to watch out for other white people especially swiss

the only swiss person i like is a penguin named pingu

.play [YouTube]

>>763251
pingu probably grew up to be a hero of his community

pingu is a working class hero

his dad is a hard working prole and pingu makes friends with robby the seal

looking back at old 4chan posts on an archive

the last 4 years for me really were a blur of shitty drug infused goth raves and then going home to torment people on a video games board

this one thread i made was just of like an iPod and it got filled with these really angry dudes saying iPods ruined the internet forever and i was like "dont u mean iPhones u dumb illiterate moron"

scout in tf2 likes his ipod

.skip (video skipped)

i played doki doki literature club and huniepop alternating with my ex while extremely high

my grandparents keep trying to tell me im 6 foot when i am like the only person on this planet who is proudly 5'10

5'10 is the sexiest height ever for an amab person

music that plays in my head all day is like

this rap about sandy hook from this flash game i played years ago

i would never name my kid jared

i was like an og jared name hater before the subway guy did all that

i pronounced it with like this fake accent like "Jahh-Reeehhhd"

praise jah

battyman fi dead

thinking about the time i met someones baby brother who just liked me bc we had the same name

he started saying my catchphrases out loud like "ohh yeahhh" and the person i was with was like "can you stop making my brother act like a fag please"

my friends want to listen to city pop when we're in nippon

get a cigar then chief

get some zyns then

we live in nashville dominated USA its time to 1. zyn it up 2. go on a date with a "country" girl to the axe throwing bar 3. return to the rental property you share with 5 other men to discuss AI and gender politics 4. eat wingstop 5. fail at sports betting 6. fail at robinhood trading 7. fail at crypto trading

yea real men drink whiskey

thats why i drink cider bc im a woman

teaboo

my friend posted his ass on his close friends story on ig i do not need this right now

you two would get along way too well

hes like a yaoi guy too

i think he has some kind of bpd infused crush or deep longing for me which is going to make the next few years moderately mentally difficult for me but we'll ride it out

maybe i need to suffer today

i like the sfw loop

i dance like the cat lady irl

furry porn

i hate to admit this but everyone already knew my brain is fried from like looking at furry porn for over half of my entire life

yeah im mentally stunted from autism so i have to project animal features onto people to empathise with them or find them hot or whatever

my brothers friend who is usually normal and has like a loving boyfriend and a good life etc started putting her fingers in my ear while asking me shit like "hey if you were a furry what type of peanus would you have"

i think i radiate this shit somehow like pheromones or aura and it makes people mentally degenerate

>>763343
i want blueys mom

chilli or whatever her name is would probably rock my world

bandit can watch from a chair bc i have never found an australian man attractive and do not plan on starting anytime soon

shes like bird coded

"masturbate to cartoons"

heyyy you didnt have to tell me

>>763361
the sexy part of canada?

romeo did you ever play high tail hall

>>763373
play the first one so you can go through the trauma/shock of me when this girl tricked me into jacking off a fox in a maid outfit

crowjob in space is also based but there's like 5 different versions bc the author is insecure about his art and animation which is sad bc he honestly has the most unique style in the whole furry p*rn flash game

god what am i typing out right now im literally pushing 30 bro

not again

>>763388
anon ur scaring me

finally a real man has arrived and taken control of the situation and laid down the law

thinking of epic Clubbb Picckkupp lines

h--h-h-hey girl is jiggle ph-physics real or are uh just in videogame [talking to woman with big boob]

great my parents are watching the it crowd

dont they know that show is hecking transphobic

his sunglasses naturally descending so that he can look upon you with contempt

yeaaa broo you just know those guys got lucky that night !! wahoo yahoo (they had sex)

those were like all the house parties i went to during the drug sex trip era

or the other men were so low ranking i forgot they were there

thinking about how i was super woke at that time but i refused to learn this dudes name bc he was a cuckold who didnt even get off on seeing his partner with different guys every time

i just called him "jesus" or whatever

worst time i ever did that it was to my friend whose dad was an mp in sri lanka

he was like my free coke guy

romeo has been playing that gay fox JOing game for a concerning amount of time

we lost another one

yes i only ever say Jay Owen or JOing

very gauche and tacky to be trans fem coded and say "jacking" or "jerking" off

>>763427
classic post

ive convinced several people this is a normal and common activity that straight men begin to do when they hit their mid 30s

id only use :3 again if it was like

someone my age

otherwise its discord weirdo coded

>>763431
thinking about the time i asked my friend who turned bisexual in his 30s "have you ever like let someone suck your dick bc it would be funny" and he said "yes my straight friend just asked and i let him and i was laughing the whole time"

fear and loathing in south east england

.play [YouTube]

yeah i think im the bisexual awakening triggering person

brb going to kill people in hotline miami 1 for 10 minutes

wb homeo

my cat is named wawa

she was named something else but one day she came up to me and said "wawamama" which was both gender affirming and i think her trying to say my name

romeo do you want to know of One More Game .

ok this is a personal favourite

archipelagates, has a download on f95zone, install the cheat mod, best character creator ever

hth has like a zillion different versions and the new ones suck kinda

crowchild is a dumbass stoner manbaby

>>763485
i would go insane

DONT INSTALL GRINDR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think my friend is fentbaiting

i think im too open about what i like and people use it to conduct mental warfare on me

>>763509
the penises on grindr are so awful looking

i hate being reminded that most penises arent pretty

>>763517
same but my chord snapped

it looks like a clit now