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anon
I have the bolt cutters and everything to do it
anon
But I don't wanna go in by myself
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that’s a bad idea lole
fentmom
steam tunnels are where you meet lizardman
anon
They used to not be bolted up, people went in them all the time
>>764746
anon
>>764680
the two horizontal lists not being spaced the same so they align vertically is bothering me but i think that is nitpicking
fentmom
high level gear awaits you
fentmom
didnt people use to go missing in like the harvard or MIT steam tunnels i remember reading about that
>>764748
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>764742
i guess if they’re not in use
anon
It's not like there is steam in them, it's 85 degrees all the time here
anon
>>764745
There's creepypastas about them!!!
anon
The ones here, the conspiracy theory is that huey p long built them so he could sneak into the LSU games
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ones
anon
Yeah, the ones here
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yeah
anon
Is there a PROBLEM bloober
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yes!
anon
Are you going to suggest another superfluous pluperfect?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
no i just have a problem
anon
Oh really? What's that huh?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
hmmm it’s a person
anon
Who?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
they’re really annoying
anon
Say it, go ahead
anon
DO IT
booger (phone)!boymodewng
and kind of a huge dick
anon
Richard Nixon
booger (phone)!boymodewng
hmmmm no unfortunately that’s is in fact incorrect
anon
Who is it bloober, say it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
who’s to say
anon
SAY it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
hehhe
fentmom
Tricky Dicky
booger (phone)!boymodewng
nah i’m just meaning
fentmom
i used to torment my american exes dad by calling him tricky dicky
fentmom
his name was rick
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ok i’m not meming
anon
The optimal torment is to constantly reference rick and morty at him
booger (phone)!boymodewng
at who
straw bury
raaaahhhhhh tcd tcd tcd
anon
there's a tunnel between the US Congress and the Library of Congress
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that’s nice for them
straw bury
i am going to drive a car bomb into the white house
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what date
straw bury
tomorrow
booger (phone)!boymodewng
what time
straw bury
idk like 5 pm
straw bury
idk when the president lives there
booger (phone)!boymodewng
cool i’m just trying to schedule and see if i have an opening
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>764777
but nah the thing that is irritating me a lot now, and it’s just someone at work. Like you’ll say anything about anything and then they will have a story for it and sometimes it’s like the most obviously fake story but you don’t wanna call them out on it but recently it’s just been so annoying bc u can’t bring up anything without them being “oh i actually was with my friend and then i did something like that but actually way cooler” and i want to kill that person basically
>>764795
anon
>>764790
He's legitimately like completely dementia ridden at this point
anon
The media will be like "the Democrats hid Joe Biden's rapid decline" then be like not caring that the GOP is covering for Trump gaffing constantly and not being able to go five minutes without saying something actually retarded
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>764790
on da roof
anon
The president said he was “taking a little walk” when asked by the reporters what he was doing and that he was looking for “more ways to spend my money.”
>>764800
anon
>>764796
I like when peoplle talk about their own life and stuff, but when it is blatantly like "yeah I did that BUT COOLER" then it's like okay dude really cool
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ahhhh no it’s more subtle than that and it really annoys me bc u can’t say anything without looking deranged
>>764801
anon
>>764794
I like that he is openly speculating on pardoning Diddy and his reasoning for why he wouldn't do it isn't that Diddy is literally on video beating a woman within an inch of her life but rather "because Diddy said some very mean things about me"
anon
Obviously they don't literally say it out loud, but the sort of like that
fentmom
worm vc with the regulars when
anon
I need to make sure everyone is ready to hear my ABYSMAL voice
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>764801
hmmm i don’t think you do. But I’m being vague so that’s on me :)
>>764810
fentmom
i am ready
anon
everyone do your best Don LaFontaine impression
booger (phone)!boymodewng
whom?
anon
Juan LaFonta
anon
>>764805
Yes it is and that's why I am going to hunt you down
fentmom
tea likes my cat
anon
Also if I join a VC everyone will have to hear me literally constantly fiddling with my shotgun
fentmom
baddass
anon
I have a few dummy shells that I just cycle through it repeatedly and then load it
fentmom
i would do that if i had a gun
anon
Part of why I keep my revolver locked up is because I would legitimately pull it out and fiddle with it constantly if I could
anon
Mr evrart is helping me find my gun
>>764820
anon
Any crackhead breaks into this place
anon
I am going to KILL
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>764817
i loved disco elysium such a good game
>>764837
fentmom
tea just broke into a construction site
anon
Where is this voice chat
fentmom
ask selene
anon
Is it on discord?
fentmom
ill get here to come here
fentmom
yes discord
anon
Damn
fentmom
come play with us carl
anon
Sure why not
fentmom
if you actually have dc dm me for my thing
anon
I made a throw away
booger (phone)!boymodewng
maturity is being able to navigate coexisting with people u dislike inshallah
booger (phone)!boymodewng
bed time good night twink anon and tea and selene and anons
straw bury
>>764820
mr evrart is helping me find my gun
straw bury
wait what voice chat
fentmom
add me on discord carl wont
fentmom
i will lead oyu
straw bury
meow
fentmom
sent
anon
God discord is annoying
anon
they won't take temp burner emails so I had to make a proper proper burner email
anon
YOU ARE CHANGING YOUR EMAIL TOO FAST BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
anon
wait where's the voice chat
fentmom
we're in there
booger (phone)!boymodewng
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lowkey want one of these tbh
anon
is carl james ambrose lmfao
fentmom
yes
fentmom
HiHi i not actually go to bed
fentmom
i need to stay the fuck up
anon
I'm sleeping because I'm mad that I lost in chess
anon
I am not gay
anon
I have relationships with women, and sex with men
fentmom
im not gay i just like having gay sex
>>764865
fentmom
i mean its true
straw bury
>>764867
just saying goodnight pookie ^w^
anon
I would never call you snookums
anon
You deserve a much nicer name
straw bury
like faggot
anon
not in public dear
straw bury
yes dear
anon
Not in the PUBLIC voice chat dear
straw bury
u have a very interesting voice carl
>>764881
tea (expert climber)
carls jusr embarrassed ro say faggot out loud lwave him alone
anon
I would never say fag on my front porch
fentmom
ok im still understimulated
straw bury
carl how am i supposed to take u seriously now that i have heard ur frail little twink voice
>>764881
fentmom
i need to do soemthing
anon
My voice is not frail
anon
My voice is like
fentmom
Is my voice frail or sturdy
tea (expert climber)
you sound like a youtuber
tea (expert climber)
kinda rough
>>764891
anon
That's why I hate it lmao
fentmom
carl sound like a guy who troll you on garrys mod !
anon
I literally said that to straw girl
straw bury
what is ur voice like carl? describe how powerful and masculine ur voice is
straw bury
is it like a lion announcing his claim over the great savanna, or is it like an eagle zeroing in on its prey
>>764894
tea (expert climber)
>>764891
not you, you sound nice
anon
>>764892
Much like a jaguar, I do not announce my presence before I pounce
>>764898
fentmom
thank you
anon
I am silent
fentmom
carl sound like a guy who start harassing me over COD vc by telling me i lack the intelligence to imagine an abstract or hypothetical situation
>>764899
straw bury
>>764894
#make this sound like it was written by a shy ethereal twink
>>764902
anon
>>764897
I talk about how you lack the aristocratic vril energy that I have
fentmom
you ever see me in 2 years
fentmom
driving a lambo up and down these streets? huh ? huh? i made more money in the last few years .. in prison ... than you ever have in your whole life ... who are you to judge me .... no man has any right to judge any other man !
tea (expert climber)
it was nice to vc, i need to talk to people outside my family more
>>764906
straw bury
>>764902
UR VOICE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
straw bury
ur lucky i hate my ugly ass man face too much to say anything expressive
fentmom
>>764903
yes we need more wormtalks seshes
tea (expert climber)
my birthday is in four days we may have an excuse
anon
Moral of the story, my VOICE is terrible, but nobody is allowed to comment
fentmom
that would be sick
straw bury
i like ur voice carl
fentmom
carl sounds fine he just sounds like a youtuber who ruins second life lobbies for everyone
anon
What I lack in a smooth voice, I make up for with my smooth moves
straw bury
yeah but u wont record them because ur scared we will movedoxx u
>>764918
tea (expert climber)
>smooth mooves
>>764915
anon
>>764914
Don't comment on that! I am tired
anon
And sleepy
fentmom
is my vc self true to my image board posting self
anon
>>764913
I'm scared that I will accidentally EXPOSE MY COCK to everyone by accident
>>764919
straw bury
i hate that when ppl can see me i cant laugh or make any expressions because then i look like a retard
anon
I'm actually very mad that the person cheated in chess instead of letting me win
fentmom
wtf theres bo*b on that discord server
>>764926
straw bury
no fukcing way??????????????
fentmom
keir starmer coming to kill me
anon
W-what b-b-booobs
tea (expert climber)
>>764922
its as i said in vc
straw bury
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS
straw bury
*CLUTCHES PEARLS*
fentmom
somebody who left before you joined accidentally showed boob and i could hear the keir stramer anti boob squad showing up to shoot me in the head
>>764930
anon
>>764929
Shoot you in the head with slingshots because you don't have guns in britain
fentmom
they have submachine guns outside no.10 downing street and at train stations sometimes
anon
I actually did notice that in France that they were gunned the fuck up
fentmom
yeah french cops have guns
anon
Couldn't imagine that
fentmom
italian ones too
anon
In the US, I hold the gun on the subway
anon
And if I have to gun down 12 people to save my life from an attacker
fentmom
if i were american i would carry a gun on a subway in case some punk thug tried to snatch my broads handbag
anon
I won't be happy about the carnage, but I'll be happy I protected my own life
tea (expert climber)
larping on brainworm
fentmom
its time to Role Play
straw bury
if i were an american over the age of 21 i would buy a big ass machine-gun and shoot myself right in the mouth
>>764946
fentmom
[kicks the door open wide, gives everyone a sideways glance] the fuck you guys looking at .....
anon
*RP walks through the door*
>>764945
tea (expert climber)
>>764942
dont do that
fentmom
[pulls out The Pistol and shoots you for looking at me]
tea (expert climber)
sidenote why would you choose a machine gun that seems like the worst choice here
>>764954
fentmom
well looks like its 1-0 to me
anon
*deflects with my badass katana, slicing the bullet in half, leaving two bullet holes behind me* heh nice try kid
straw bury
>>764947
*assumes radical disco-dancing pose*
fentmom
[does a backflip onto a dick and dies] argh ... .
straw bury
>>764949
uhmmmmm because its bad ass??????????
anon
I'd do what that pizza guy did
tea (expert climber)
and what is that
anon
Brian Wells
anon
He robbed a bank with a saw style bomb on his chest
fentmom
damn i kind of want a pizza once the pizza place opens up
anon
and then had to go on an elaborate scavenger hunt before getting blown up
fentmom
hairbrained scheme
straw bury
what in the world is a saw style bomb
fentmom
harebrained sorry
anon
Oh no the whole story about brian Wells is insane
anon
Imagine a bunch of people that think they are way smarter than they actually are
>>764973
fentmom
what if brianna wu was strapped with explosives
anon
Then give them a primitive understanding of explosives
anon
>>764966
I have no cookies at my apartment
fentmom
you guys seen the latest saw movie
anon
>>764973
One of the people that put him in the bomb collar had her house raided and she had 800 lbs of rotting cheese in there
>>764980
fentmom
its literally about sawman saving the day from these evil third worlders
>>764981
anon
Also she murdered someone in a completely unrelated case
tea (expert climber)
i got jumpscared by the "this board has posting restrictions in place" again but then it was just my wifi not working lol
straw bury
>>764976
got damn a girl cant have hobbies anymore
anon
>>764977
This says alot about society
anon
My favorite element of Saw is that like 90% of the people put in the traps straight up don't deserve it in the slightest
anon
"twinkanon, you sexually harassed a trans girl on the internet, so now we are going to play a game, behind you is a saw blade that is going to cut your ass cheeks in half"
straw bury
ngl i kinda like the idea of being put in a bomb collar and someone being able to explode my head off with the push of a button
tea (expert climber)
i feel like specifically the kinda damocles aspect of it would make it less fun
fentmom
tea did you have an AFAB flag at first as a joake
tea (expert climber)
im very AFAB
tea (expert climber)
im a cis woman who jusr happened to have a penis and grow up like a boy
straw bury
i wish i was afab
anon
AFAB coded
fentmom
oh i getchu
fentmom
i am amab trans guy coded i have been told
straw bury
ur dyke coded
tea (expert climber)
i imagine you get it a lot but you look very similar to carmen from the bear
>>765000>>764998
fentmom
people see what they want in me .........
straw bury
i see the trvth
anon
People want to be in me
fentmom
yes i do get this a lot
anon
>>764994
I wasn't going to say anything but yes
fentmom
like
fentmom
one time i was at a party and i saw this guy browsing thru pictures of carmen and i was like "you got something for me there mate"
>>765004
tea (expert climber)
we were all thinking it
tea (expert climber)
i was trying very hard not to say anything earlier
fentmom
its ok i like hearing it
fentmom
it used to be the guy from radio head when he was young which i didnt like
>>765010
fentmom
hes kind of like me but shorter and wider
fentmom
>>765010
yeah the spacky lookin fella
straw bury
fent ur like the 3rd person to say i look like matt from machine girl
anon
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
fentmom
yes you have the italian eyebrows
straw bury
god help me
fentmom
i had to stop my brother from singing creep at karoke
>>765021
fentmom
he was scaring the huzz as they stay
fentmom
say
straw bury
and everyone else too
straw bury
i dont think i have ever heard that song
straw bury
hold on imma go listen
fentmom
>>765021
i got him to sing this instead
fentmom
si senooor
straw bury
fuck radiohead
straw bury
im bailando tonite
fentmom
bandolero du me
fentmom
bandolero un beso chico bandido de pais latino
straw bury
si senoooooorrr una tentacioooooonnnnn yea yea yea
tea (expert climber)
i dont know if im gonna make it up all the stairs to my bed the sofa is very comfy rn
>>765034
straw bury
toooooda la nocheeeeeee
tea (expert climber)
my saviour
straw bury
tuuuu y yo ooo a la fiestaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fentmom
.play paradisio bandolero
fentmom
what would you do if you were like a normal 30 year old man and your fellow 30 year old male friend was possessed by like this evil malicious deity that made him change his name on all his socials to ThatJigglyFemboy
>>765043
straw bury
kill him
fentmom
cant do that mate theyll call the police on you
straw bury
tuuuu y yooooo toda la nooocheeeee mi amoooorrrrrrr
tea (expert climber)
>>765039
i think um id probably find this strange
straw bury
mi dulce con leche
straw bury
*dulce de leche
tea (expert climber)
at 30 u cant call urself a femboy anymore ur too old
tea (expert climber)
sorry to any 30+ yr old fwmboys here
fentmom
the entire femboy thing is like a scam its like applying japanese p*rno categories to people
>>765054
straw bury
its all minors
straw bury
its sad :(
fentmom
the 40 year old femboy
fentmom
the woman in this music video is so genuinely beautiful i think shes like my platonic ideal
straw bury
15117.gif
::bury dance
oooohhhhh im bailando oooeehhhhh
tea (expert climber)
carl is a lady's man
>>765063
fentmom
i touched machine girls leg
>>765061
straw bury
un beso chico..............................
fentmom
yeah their italian leg hair wasnt too rough
tea (expert climber)
im gonna climb the stairs now, i am an expert climber
straw bury
i believe in u tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fentmom
girl call me naruto cuz i believe it
straw bury
.play pure hex still dark
fentmom
this video is me at the cluh
straw bury
im salways on im always on my grind ammnd im in ur house and now ur house is mine and im always on im always on my grind and now im in ur house and u\r house is mine
fentmom
i want to sleep but i should stay up
fentmom
im going to lay in bed i think.
tea (expert climber)
>>765077
bran? in my l
tea (expert climber)
libpol
straw bury
kitty. much beter
straw bury
pat tea very delicate liek kbity
tea (expert climber)
my cat climbs trees abd cant climb down
straw bury
real
tea (expert climber)
me good night
straw bury
gn tea
fentphone
nn
fentphone
ok I need Romeo to wake up now so I can stay up constantly talking to people
straw bury
.play neupink lakeside short of here
straw bury
if romeo wakes up and qeues 20 more episodes of mlp i will absolutely soldier through them all
fentphone
yea where is he
straw bury
i would kill for romeo
straw bury
this song reminds me of that one part in this comic book by moebius called the incal where theres these star guys that live in space and they use their star ships to guide a bunch of refugees whose city got destroyed and also all the refugees r little kids i think and they r gonna be like the new generation
fentphone
sounds like another comic book I read
fentphone
but it was about psychic game devs
straw bury
kool :3
anon
Alright
anon
I am still up
straw bury
fuck i gotta go to bed but cant :(
fentphone
hello Carl
anon
Now that everyone has HEARD MY VOICE
straw bury
it was an interesting experience
>>765110
straw bury
define innocent
straw bury
i deadass thought to myself "ok thats another tranny theres no way thats carl"
>>765115
fentphone
an innocent life ^
anon
what did she mean by this????
fentphone
usually otherwise cis men who like trans women have some weird trans coded trait about them
straw bury
squeezes u like a lemon and sucks up the juices and spits it out cuz its GROSS
fentphone
like a lot of the body builders who bang trans chicks all like playing healer in WoW
straw bury
dawg i cant be watching this shit right before i sleep
anon
Once I hit 28, I am getting into bodybuilding because the twink grift will be OVER
anon
They didn't ID me when I bought cigars earlier it's already coming to an END
fentphone
im 28 and still twinking out
anon
I'm already very like uh masc and twunky
>>765128
straw bury
no i dont live an innocent life now stop invading my dreams
straw bury
>>765126
#edit this to sound like it was written by an ethereal elf twink
anon
I am very elf like yes
straw bury
carmy if he was a lesbian
Anonymous
fuck i love bart the general
fentphone
I love Bart the general and hommer Simpson/Bonnerland
anon
Bart the boy
fentphone
Hate Bart
fentphone
stupid fucking punk kid
fentphone
never give respect to his old man hommer or skinner the teacher at the ole skool
>>765139
fentphone
Eat the clothes
fentphone
I hate the boy Simpson
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