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fentmom
twilight is the kind of pony to date a NYC republican pony
romeo
i dont know if the republican party exists in equestria but new york city definitely does
fentmom
twilight just has like r/redscarepod browser vibes
fentmom
are any of the guys in mlp pretty and they dont have like big square jaws
>>765550
0.3178% laptopbooger!boymodewng
do you think i'll lose my damage deposit if i accidentally chiped the wall a little bit? Like less than 1/4"
>>765572
fentmom
i just want to project myself onto a poney
romeo
soarin i think doesnt have a freaky jaw?
romeo
i dont know
romeo
you remind me of spitfire a bit
fentmom
if i were a plane in ww2 theyd call me spit fire !!!
romeo
hbd rainbow dash
romeo
her birthday is feb 1st but idc
>>765564
Anonymous
can i be the weird al pony
>>765559
romeo
i dont know which pony i'd be
Anonymous
d:
romeo
surprisingly considering i watch this show religiously
romeo
HE SAID THE THING
romeo
>>765557
i just remembered twilight's birthday is tomorrow!!!
fentmom
do any ponies wear glasses
>>765567
fentmom
for some reason i imagine you wearing glasses so im trying to think which ones could be you
>>765568
romeo
>>765565
rarity wears glasses sometimes, uhhhh theres a few like nerd background ponies
romeo
>>765566
i do wear glasses, your intuition is great
fentmom
yeah i like guessed where someone was exactly from yesterday
fentmom
i was like "you sound like you're from columbus ohio" and she was like "i live 40 minutes outside how the fuck did you know"
romeo
i guess i'd be a mix of twilight, sweetie belle and pinkie
lain from cell phones
>>765549
yeah but you can pay me another one and i'll handle it for you
>>765618
romeo
hi lain
fentmom
the only thing im grateful to autism is giving me like insane pattern recognition skills
lain from cell phones
hi romeo hello worms
romeo
we're on another mlp binge cuz worms voted for it democratically
lain from cell phones
does libpol have a constitution
>>765579
fentmom
next time can we vote for it autocratically
Anonymous
>>765577
it's like the uk where people refer to something called a constitution but that doesn't exist
>>765585
fentmom
peoples democracy
romeo
where i and i alone decide when we watch mlp
fentmom
you just consult the command nexus and we all decide if everyone else has to watch mlp or not
romeo
i consult the stars
fentmom
im very much a fan of a small boardroom of 3-5 guys deciding what everyones gonna do
Anonymous
>>765579
libpol has a simulacra of a constitution
fentmom
i dont feel safe for the poneys when cheese sandwich is around
fentmom
fun fact i share mbti with pinkie pie
romeo
i share mbti with eric cartman and light yagami
romeo
GUMMY MENTION!!!! GUMMY IS MY GOAT
lain from spongebob ethics debate
whats your mbtis
>>765597
fentmom
enfp 4w3
romeo
entj i dont remember the other one
romeo
7w8 i think
lain from spongebob ethics debate
iirc im infp 6w something
romeo
makes sense
Anonymous
>>765590
istp but that shouldn't count cause i have a personality disorder
romeo
wait no im entj 7w6
fentmom
why do we both have bpd ass personality types
fentmom
i remain defined by my condition
romeo
i just have life-ruining levels of autism
fentmom
you seem to be doing much better than other people your age with similar conditions
romeo
because i know how to talk to people kinda
romeo
>>765604
oh no the electric fence got to them
lain from spongebob ethics debate
i used to think that extrovert types are scary and want to kill me and now i realize i can just hang around them and they can get me into places i want to go
romeo
oh how i love you pinkie
lain from spongebob ethics debate
the more i like fuck around with LLMs and try to get them into sycophantic little nightmare rants
i have figured out something that normal people have probably know since they were kids
people like to mirror your energy / tone / etc
romeo
lain pick a number from 1 to 9
lain from spongebob ethics debate
lets do 6
romeo
now a number from 1 to 26
lain from spongebob ethics debate
3
romeo
.play my little pony s6e3
lain from spongebob ethics debate
ahahaeheaeha
romeo
MAUD EPISODE
romeo
i wish i could hide things in my hair (mane?) like pinkie does
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>>765572
ok that's fine i guess
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how do you clean an oven
romeo
very carefully
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why does the west coast suck so bad at pizza
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even their frozen pizza is dogshit
romeo
because they're cringe
romeo
come over here and go out with me :3 i'll take you to an amazing deep dish pizza place
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thta's not pizza that's lasgna
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I AM BEING CONTROVERSIAL RIGHT NOW WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
fentmom
having some worrying thoughts about society right now
fentmom
who is the monotone pony
fentmom
shes cool
fentmom
i think children raised on MLP probably mentally function better than kids raised on spongebob or stevie universe
>>765635
fentmom
mlp has comfortably slow paced plots that still have zany comedy and musical pieces
fentmom
where did the poneys go
fentmom
was that it!!
lain from spongebob ethics debate
>>765631
i had a similar thought about kids raised on disney vs nick vs cn
lain from spongebob ethics debate
though it just seems different more than like
framing it as better or worse
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lain
lain from spongebob ethics debate
whag
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wag
>>765640
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my coworkers decided I was an orange cat
Anonymous
>>765644
*puts a cyanide capsule into your mouth and forces you to chew it open*
>>765646
Anonymous
>>765646
to that anon? yeah
to you? no
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WHAT
Anonymous
i said what i said
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ur literally hitler
Anonymous
woah woah woah, we're not leftypol
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imean you'd be surprised
>>765653
anon
>>765652
as always, only the ruling class is truly liberal
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god i love facebook so much
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it's so funny
0.3195% laptopbooger!boymodewng
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.😂
>>765658>>765663
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it's funnier than linkedin sometimes
Anonymous
>>765656
and then everyone clapped
fentmom
>>765659
if you dont hurt me i wont hurt you back
garfield
>>765656
if the author is writing this story (fake) in order to feel superior, and we look at it and then WE feel superior over the author, does that mean that there are people reading our responses and feeling superior to us in turn
is it all a daisy chain of foolish people thinking they're smart(er)
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>>765664
can you explain to me why murder is a bad thing
>>765666
lain from spongebob ethics debate
>>765665
not in any way that would satisfy the bit / bait
>>765667
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>>765666
how is this bait
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and i never do bits i am sincere in everthing i do and i'm really offended that you woul think that of me
>>765670
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i am the least funny person i know
lain from spongebob ethics debate
>>765668
#invert
garfield
the funhouse mirror shows our true form...............
Anonymous
actually, nothing shows your true form
garfield
then it must not be a very true form after all
garfield
we are composed of only falsehoods
fentmom
in my early 20s i engaged in psychotic self mythologizing
fentmom
anyone who threatened my image was carrying out a violent attack on my very being
garfield
sounds like normal human defences ramped all the way up
protecting the ego + your particular understand of world and self
garfield
too much ego and ur insane
too little ego and ur insane
will it ever end???????
fentmom
feels like so many people are like this now
fentmom
you dont see any of it here
fentmom
this is one of the last Safe Spaces on the internet
garfield
yeah it's nice here
we all seem to recognise that we're just little worms wrigglin around and not parricularly important
but still deserving of a nice time
>>765688>>765683
garfield
time's change innit....
only thing u can count on is change
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true
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>>765686
?
fentmom
>>765682
however trite it is to say what is important isnt necessarily ourselves but our connections with eachother
>>765689
garfield
>>765688
fucked up but true statements
zero connections melts a person down into little cubes of meat
>>765690
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>>765689
ur a cube of meat
garfield
and proud
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proud
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garfield i am just a hater
Anonymous
i'm gonna kill myself dawg how fucking long is the homestuck interlude
>>765700
Anonymous
or intermission, whatever it's called
fentmom
do you really need... anyone else?????
fentmom
.play do you really need anyone else
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>>765695
75 years
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>>765725
fentmom
i love this persons lovely animations
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#KSAY SADCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
straw bury
SADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHANSADCHAN
>>765725
0.3211% laptopbooger!boymodewng
STRAWGIRL OMG
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HIHIHIHI
straw bury
BOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGERBOOGER
Anonymous
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is this where all the troll stuff starts
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been a long time...
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.play moana where the light meets the sea
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#ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay ksay
straw bury
#ksay kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see kay say kay see
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wait food anon??
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hihihihi
0.3218% laptopbooger!boymodewng
welcome
straw bury
yeah u dont know food anon?
foodanon
hey
straw bury
food anon is a staple of the board
0.3219% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no i never met them yet
straw bury
they r literally here every day qeueing food type videos
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.play the truck got stuck corb lund
SadChan🍉🍉
ilu all
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>>765725
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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SADCHAN
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YOU SHOULD COME HERE MORE OFTEN AND HANG OUT AND COME HERE AND HANG OUT AND COME HERE
>>765731
straw bury
>>765725
SADCHAN SADCHAN SADCHAN SADCHAN SADCHAN
SadChan🍉🍉
#dansen
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:D
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#dansen
SadChan🍉🍉
its off again
SadChan🍉🍉
T_T
SadChan🍉🍉
#catbounce >^•-•^<
straw bury
#dansen
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#fish🐟
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#catdance
SadChan🍉🍉
#fish🐟
straw bury
#cat >^•-•^<
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#catbounce ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
SadChan🍉🍉
#fish🐟
SadChan🍉🍉
is the sound not playing for anyone else?
straw bury
#fish🐟
anon
.play tasting history
straw bury
oh my goodness i cannot unhear carls ethereal twink voice
anon
this pastrami sandwich gonna go hard
0.3230% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur a pastrami
anon
line cook chicks are the best
straw bury
>>765755
#edit this to sound like it was written by a ghostly ethereal soft spoken fae twink
anon
soft spoken?
straw bury
i heard u playing chess
anon
yes
straw bury
getting all exhasperated and desperate sounding as u lost
anon
I was playing chess
straw bury
"oh no, p-please fall for my trap, i worked so hard on it..."
straw bury
>>765764
#edit this to sound like it was written by a shy little nerdy femboy and add lots of blushing kaomojis
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>>765763
you mean faggot?
straw bury
dawg i would have twinknon moaning and begging within hours of meeting him i swear to u
>>765768
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>>765769
LORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>765774
straw bury
lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori lori
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
hi hi
straw bury
omg lori have u heard twinknons voice its so cute
>>765775
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>765773
WHERE?
straw bury
we were in a call together on a discord
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>>765774
#kiss
straw bury
he made a burner account
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
noice
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
is it like deep, or just the usual high twinky voice idk
>>765785
anon
I do NOT have a cute voice
straw bury
LABBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>765781
hi hi hi hi labs
straw bury
>>765780
he sounds like an ethereal fae twink ngl
labby
hi straw hi loris
labby
i got a new jacket im patching up
labby
chilling w the wife n maybe fujo will swing by and there'll be wormmeet
>>765791
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
foodanon blessed with another vid to make us hungy
anon
This sandwich goes hard as fuck
>>765792
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>>765788
wifey
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>765790
#kiss
anon
If I ever become a bum that survives by fucking people then crashing on their couch, I am going for line cooks because they bring me free food too
>>765801
labby
im so eepy man
labby
my wife got good poisoning
anon
What did you just say bloober?
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>765800
intresting
fp
hi
fp
.play muslimgauze
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>765804
idk. i use words without knowing the meaning of them to sound smart
straw bury
>>765803
yeah no whoever that is seems like a total faggot
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straw girl
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you can't say the faggot word
>>765814
fp
now im hungry :/
labby
the tragedy of straw girl (crush on a wifed up dyke)
>>765816
straw bury
>>765811
its true tho did u hear that voice message
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
these hamburgers look so goood aaaaaaaaaa
fp
egg= ruined
straw bury
again im not gay
straw bury
i would not enjoy that
>>765822
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
onions
straw bury
BWAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
labby
::yuri violence
labby
awwwwww
fp
egg yolk looks like puke
straw bury
my puke is clear and pristine and sparkly
fp
drinnk more
straw bury
i would if i had easy access to alcohol
fp
alcohol i mean
straw bury
exactly
fp
waow
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i have been eating one meal a day tho which is prolly the main cause
labby
::labby
anon
Alright that sandwich was good as fuck
anon
today has been a good day
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i wish a cute girl would cut my arm off and butcher and eat it in front of me
>>765852>>765853
0.3241% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>765846
and murder is meat. Curious
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>765848
hi hi #kiss
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>>765847
or maybe just chew it off while its still attached bones and all
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>765853
with milkshake eugh
labby
#fish🐟
0.3242% laptopbooger!boymodewng
bbye
anon
This handmade burger shop makes burgers the old way
0.3243% laptopbooger!boymodewng
do you like handmade burger
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praise food anon
anon
I want to marry a 40 year old guatamalen woman
>>765865
0.3244% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>765864
i'm not from guatamala tho
anon
That now how to cook really well
anon
I would also settle for a 40 year old Chinese woman
labby
new sea of thieves update soon.....
labby
real gamer hours
labby
man they have this dumbshit promotion going on for the dev's 40th anniversary
labby
and bc they're owned by microsoft its a cross promotion w every microsoft service imaginable
labby
this one cosmetic is only available through bing rewards
0.3246% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no i'm straight
>>765882
labby
>>765874
i cannot listen to this rn
anon
>>765876
This anon serves skips the old fashioned way
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labby maybe that voice message earlier was a justifiable faggot but u cant just be throwing the word around
>>765887
anon
Tea anon's birthday is coming up
anon
What are we getting her?
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cookies
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:(
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im crying now cuz u keep calling me a homo..........
labby
cute
labby
t. homosexual
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GRRRRRR
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>>765800
this WASNT ME i didnt say ANY OF THIS i do NOT have a CRUSH on u
>>765896
0.3247% laptopbooger!boymodewng
labby
0.3248% laptopbooger!boymodewng
LABBY
labby
yw
labby
>>765898
my subjective view of reality is equal to objective reality
>>765906
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i need to get a beanie or a cap or smth
labby
>hxc
>beanie
many such cases
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>>765916
i wish i could cut :(
labby
my wife has food poisoning its so fucked up
anon
>>765919
You are very cute, especially when you are laid out across your altar all sexy like for me to claim
>>765924
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u will never claim me for ur puny undisciplined army will never climb the steps to my altar for it is guarded by the will of the gods of creation themselves
>>765929
labby
>>765922
just know this is exclusively worn by dykes and the most ripped hxc dudes ever
>>765927
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(the hxc dude not the dykes)
anon
>>765925
She says after getting chak'd multiple times
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u were allowed to chak me because my gods willed it. for what reason i do not understand but i am certain that in due time they will allow me to obliterate your kingdom and devour your sacrificial fish so that i may claim your gods and your people for my own
>>765933
labby
faggots
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you will one day know what it is to be chak'd, vile homoerotic invader
>>765933
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we will see
anon
You will be my concubine
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of course, you will not be able to see anything when i have you blindfolded on the steps to my sacrificial altar, pulling you along on a leash of barbed wire for all of my kingdom to mock
anon
Kinky
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shut up
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you will be chak'd
anon
I have yet to be chak'd
finch
hi worms
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finch u believe that one day i will chak carl, right
anon
That's not my name!!!
finch
you will what who
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carl is twinkanon
finch
his name is not carl
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yes it is he told me

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