Alright tonight I am going into the steam tunnels

And getting murdered

>>766167
Maybe, but I'd probably just dip

If I was a general, I'd wanna be an Eisenhower style tardwrangler

Rather than some brilliant tactician

Just making sure the trains move on time and the autists don't kill each other

>>766179
This is a misconception, Mussolini's government literally did not make the trains run on time

>>766180
I'd repeatedly withdraw until you are overextended

>>766184
I respect the deep operations

>>766185
Too late, I already scorched earth out

But no I 100% adhere to US doctrine all the way

>>766219
French Fried

Should I get the Battlefront Classic Collection?

Saeki

>>766231
you can call me that

I have never beaten the Ender Dragon

muslimgauze

Needs to go

.skip (voted to skip this video)

bloober

You need to help me skip

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>>766269
Spongebob Ethics

>>766264
It's okay, that's what the Millennials call adulting o algo

Squidward torture

Laundry takes up like 15 minutes

#write a spongebob episode where squidward freaking dies and Spongebob debates the ethics of getting him cremated or buried

**title: "squidtips with squidward" (wife guy archive remix, drain energy vibes & urtex meta edit)**

*(cold open: krabby patty sizzle sfx cuts to black. screen stays dark for 8 seconds. faint whimpering. BAM! 🔪 sfx. cut to closeup of mr krabs holding a bloodstained spatula. his eyes are completely black. spongebob's offscreen giggling loops at 1.5x speed. smash cut to subtitles: "12 HOURS EARLIER")*

**act 1:** spongebob finds squidward's corpse slumped over the cash register. the warm, pulsating studio audience laughter track glitches as he prods squidward's ribcage with a krabby patty spatula. patrick, not looking up from a mound of seagull bones he's gnawing on, suggests "feed him to the anchovies." the laugh track stutters on "feed."

**act 2:** while dragging squidward's body through jellyfish fields, spongebob monologues to a freeze-frame of gary. "but what would the *bloggers* say?" the 4th wall cracks when plankton manifest as a CGI doomscroll of funeral hashtags. mr krabs materializes behind them holding an open casket lined with krabby patty coupons. his voice is 90% reverb: *"embalming fluids ain't free, boy."*

*(mid-episode title card is squidward's 1st grade yearbook photo digitally aged to look postmortem. the "fun" font drips something.)*

**act 3:** confrontation at squidward's now-viral open casket pop-up experience (sponsored by the chum bucket). sandy does a TED Talk from inside his coffin about "neoliberal griefmetrics." patrick sets himself on fire narrating squidward's yolked animal crossing avatar. abruptly, the entire screen fills with squidward's reanimated face pixelating into the fisheye cam of a 2004 livestream where he whispers *"this isn't canon."*

**closing shot:** spongebob alone in an off-brand cemetary clipping coupons out of squidward's epitaph. the laugh track has been replaced by a distorted sample of reef blower audio. a spongebob episode where squidward freaking dies and Spongebob debates the ethics of getting him cremated or buried

>>766285
How is it a failed state?

#smartai in what way is bikini bottom a failed state

Bikini Bottom, the fictional undersea city in *SpongeBob SquarePants*, serves as an amusing but surprisingly insightful allegory for a failed state when analyzed through political and economic theory. Several key characteristics align with real-world definitions of governmental dysfunction:

### **1. Absence of Effective Governance**
Despite King Neptune’s nominal sovereignty (in some episodes), Bikini Bottom lacks a coherent governing structure. The absence of law enforcement—except sporadically seen officers like Officer Nancy—means public order is nonexistent. Institutions fail to enforce basic regulations, leading to rampant chaos (e.g., Squidward's repeated workplace harassment, Plankton’s unchecked corporate sabotage).

### **2. Economic Collapse & Kleptocracy**
The economy is monopolized by Eugene Krabs' exploitative business practices at the Krusty Krab, resembling crony capitalism where wealth consolidates under one oligarch while citizens live in poverty (Squidward can barely afford rent; SpongeBob earns "nothing" yet remains indentured). Meanwhile, Plankton operates as a rogue warlord-entrepreneur destabilizing commerce via constant theft attempts.

### **3. Infrastructure Decay & Public Neglect**
Public infrastructure is crumbling: roads disintegrate (*Rock Bottom* episode), housing is precarious (Patrick’s rock collapses routinely), and emergency services are incompetent or absent (the inept ambulance driver in *Help Wanted*). This mirrors states where governments fail to provide essential services.

### **4.** **Rule of Law Breakdown**
Judicial institutions are either corrupt or absurdly ineffective (*Mock Trial of SpongeBob SquarePants* depicts kangaroo courts). Citizens take justice into their own hands—Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy act as vigilantes rather than state-backed enforcers.

### **5.** **Social Instability & Anarchy**
Violent mob rule frequently emerges (*Band Geeks*, where Squilliam incites riotous behavior; *The Algae's Always Greener*, wherein societal roles collapse overnight). There's no social contract ensuring stability—just arbitrary power shifts between Krabs, Plankton, and occasional despots like King Jellyfish.

### Conclusion: A Satirical Failed State
While exaggerated for comedy, Bikini Bottom meets criteria outlined by scholars like Robert Rotberg: loss of legitimacy among subjects ("We don't pay taxes!" – Patrick Star), inability to secure borders (jellyfish invasions), systemic corruption ("Krabs selling SpongeBob for 62 cents"), and reliance on informal economies (selling chocolate bars door-to-door instead of stable wages).

It functions not as a sovereign entity but a Hobbesian dystopia where life truly seems "nasty, brutish"—albeit wrapped in whimsical cartoon logic. in what way is bikini bottom a failed state

>>766303
Lain why would you have participated in 9/11

Lain what the frick

People DIED in that shit

>>766312
And how do you determine innocence?

Strange that you consider yourself the arbiter of innocence and therefor retain the right to commit a 9/11 style attack Lain

And how would you determine that they are plainly evil

Let's imagine that a baby was just born, all they have done is inflicted pain on their mother, are they evil?

>>766325
What if I was in charge of a payday loan company, I paid you money, but then I took the money back later

No it's just a question

>>766329
But I paid you money, I am not evil

Yes, I paid you though

I paid you for your time preference of money

Or rather I guess I paid for your risk and you paid me in your time preference for money

But I am not evil, this is BAD

>>766338
I think there has to be intentionality in the action for it to be evil, that or being evil can not be considered the sum of your actions

Otherwise all babies when they are born is wholly evil

>>766346
c u c k
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>>766356
Okay you should have named them all :3 1 through 6

And then ran exclusively snorlax

Alright gang

what do we feel about this

>>766375
WHAT

YOU CAN'T DO THAT

.play yamaha arctic cat

This is the kind of corporate cooperation I like

A Yamaha engine in an Arctic Cat

You literally cannot beat that

>>766387
It's human to want the things you cannot have

>>766389
TRUE

It literally felt like an apocalypse when it snowed here

If I had a snowmobile, I literally would have been in charge of the entire city for a day as everyone else was helpless

>>766396
smoke this cock

>>766399
Yeah, you're my woman

That makes you straight

>>766403
You're *my* woman

Helllo

God I wanna be a white boy in Hokkaido

Riding my snowmobile in the winter

And my hayabusa in the summer

Fuck why can this not be my LIFE

Jealous

But I want to be in Hokkaido in that city where it literally snows like 18 feet a year

So are snowmobiles

>>766432
Jared?

You shouldn't be talking to jared

Yeah it's me, i eat at subway like once a week

You reminded me of the exodia subway images

I'm the right leg, simply resigned to my fate

>>766453
I think the fox is the mischievous one in this image

If that's what you could consider mischief

>>766458
Yeah I think 100% of his behind is going on that sandwich

>>766465
Tough day at work

>>766467
Probably not

I'd be the solo run character

.play over the falls

>>766487
rude!!

>>766496
That's just using the candy cane

And the MILK

>>766498
No that's for every kill, then you grab the milk too

The milk exists to be overpowered as fuck

To encourage scouts to work with their team more in major team fights

>>766506
Uncletopia is for homosexuals (derogatory)

That is to say, I don't think this is just the Trump admin trying to conjure up an excuse to do something

>>766540
I get that, but the flipside is I think categorizing this kind of stuff isn't where the malicious government overreach comes in

Also like straight up the kid that tried to assassinate Trump was that to a tee, he literally only selected Trump based on proximity and had a list of potential targets from Joe Biden to the Pope