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fentmom
its ok my cosmopolitan friends love my esl impressions
fentmom
waht you fackhing sey about my cantrey
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
ughhhh i gotta go to like visit family
fentmom
you say often you feel like the only people you speak to is your family
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
well tis pretty true lol
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
but in this case its different im going to the netherlands and im just nervous because my grandma decided to tell all of them that im trans and its gonna be kinda awkward i think
straw bury
blegh
fentmom
shit that sux
fentmom
transatlantic flight too
straw bury
i wish i was a zombie so all my body parts could be connected by stitches and i could cut off any body part s i dont like and stitch on new ones
sæкі
brushed teef
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
yay
straw bury
yeah i should too
straw bury
brushing teef before bed wit saeki
straw bury
real trap shit
fentmom
i am totally wired at 5am
fentmom
might shower in an hour
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
did you get lots of sleep fentmom
straw bury
eating ice cube to wash the taste of puke out
fentmom
yes too much and it was during the day so it was low quality sleep but ive spent today feeling good so
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
yay
sæкі
.play untold stop what youre doing james blake remix
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
which time do you think you have been awake for the least times in your life
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i think for me its gotta be like 5 or maybe 4:30
sæкі
idk maybe 2-3 hrs
sæкі
or less
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
no i meant which time of day
fentmom
im thinking about that right now
fentmom
ive spent so much of my life awake during the night like some nocturnal animal out of habit or for work
sæкі
yeh
fentmom
probably hmm
sæкі
ive had hundreds of days waking at 12 or 2 am
fentmom
yeah id say 5am
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i think 5 is way too late to go to bed
fentmom
whenever im smoking and drinking coffee at 2am i feel very creative and energetic
sæкі
mhm
sæкі
it be
fentmom
yeah today i stay up
fentmom
ill go ride the train in circles or something
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
lmao
straw bury
.play sulfuric cautery torrential regurgitation
anon
>>767812
He will chicken out and do nothing as usual. Nothings evers keep happening in Americaland.
>>767818
anon
>>767817
Buddy, the tariffs on the EU are supposed to be hitting tomorrow
>>767820
anon
>>767818
Get ready for him to go tariffs, what tariffs just like the epstein list. He is capitalist at heart. His buddies would kill him if he fucked up trade.
>>767825
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>767812
markets didn't even flinch
>>767822
anon
>>767821
Because there is fuckloads of misplaced optimism at this point, but they are going to slide slowly then all at once, as is what happens
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
nasdaq about to hit like an all time high
fentmom
i wish i still had a reason to check the markets
anon
>>767820
The thing he's been talking about for literal decades, and also the thing he literally put in place with a deal between the US-EU that he's been touting, like I hate to break it to you, we are getting on tariff man's wild ride
>>767831
fentmom
my vanguard ISA disappeared long ago
fentmom
15,000 gbp went up my nose
>>767830
fentmom
well a few other peoples noses too but
anon
>>767825
lol, did he build the wall, or release the epstein list, or make america great again. He is a master at making empty promises, doing nothing, and then convincing his base that he actually did do something.
>>767832
anon
>>767831
Are we still acting like this is Trump 1 where he had guardrails or are we going to acknowledge that Congress literally wrote him a blank cheque to impose tariff's as he pleases and declare we are "technically at war with Venezuela" to ignore habeas corpus
>>767840>>767833>>767835
sæкі
ugh
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>767832
are you actually acting like he's gonna impose 100% tariffs on semiconductors and kill the entire stock market right now
>>767838
sæкі
idk about that one but he hasnt been like
sæкі
im just gonna say, god, i hate the TACO thing as it pressures to actually go through on it
anon
>>767835
He's already nailing the EU with 15% tariffs, Trump is genuinely fucking retarded and I don't think people fully grasp this
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
that's not the same at all. 100% tariffs on semiconductors would literally kill the US right now it's all AI money.
>>767842
anon
>>767832
He gets shut down by the supreme court all the time. He just had a rape case settled out of his favor. He wants you to think he just has free reign, but he has a tighter leash than most politicians.
>>767846
anon
I think people "think" they know he's retarded, but don't actually know what disastrously retarded means
anon
>>767839
He's already been defunding guys like Terence Tao and doesn't even know how AI works given he put out an executive order against "woke AI"
>>767845
anon
Like Trump is actually fucking retarded, yes, and people don't understand how retarded he is because he had wranglers during his first tenure
anon
>>767842
He just does stuff to make fox news headlines. He gives up or rolls back after the slightest bit of pressure.
anon
>>767840
Sure thing buddy, the Congress literally already signed away their control over tariffs to him
anon
Like this has been a thing since day one that he actually literally does have free reign on tariffs
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
nobody's questioning the issue of whether he *can* impose tariffs
>>767852
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
he's not gonna do a 100% semiconductor tariff
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
it's just not happening
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
markets will crash and he'll undo it
anon
>>767848
He's already imposed the tariffs that he said would come into effect, which are also insanely disastrous, like a what I believe 30% tariff on coffee imports from brazil which we have no means to domestically produce, 50% aluminum tariffs, what else let me bust out the list
>>767872
anon
Like I hate to break it to you, he is actually fucking retarded enough to do this shit, people still seem convinced they have pinned how retarded he is even as he sinks below that expectation
anon
If he loses his billionaire friends a single dollar, they will hang him from the roof. Tariffs would cause the us economy to dive. There is no chance a republican capitalist would consider doing that shit. He cares too much about billionaires
>>767855>>767858
anon
>>767854
They are lining up to suck his dick because he has built an economy where he handpicks winners and losers, this wacky lefty analysis where the billionaires will make the calls is already getting blown the fuck up lmao
sæкі
lol
sæкі
sigh
anon
We have tariffs now officially, for whatever reason I thought they come into effect tomorrow, but nope they are already there
>>767869
anon
We are on tariff man's wild ride already lmao
anon
>>767861
Politics sure are fun aren't they?
straw bury
oh ive just been watching the music videos
straw bury
awh i missed romeo playing 10 episodes of my little pony earlier :(
straw bury
romeo is in fact one of the clique
anon
>>767859
Good thing I built my PC at the beginning of his term.
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>767868
very cute :3
sæкі
qts bwa
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>767852
i think 100% on semiconductors is different. it's like the biggest sector.
>>767874
anon
>>767872
He's already imposing tariffs on things we have no means to domestically produce, like Trump is legitimately retarded, now I don't believe 100% is likely, but can we stop for a moment and ask is he actually this retarded, and all the evidence at this moment points to yes
>>767885
straw bury
>>767873
holding saeki like this while smoking in the sodo warehouse district
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
alright
sæкі
aw i hadnt noticed the ))) before
>>767883
anon
grindcore doesn't sound like anything
sæкі
thats cute
straw bury
BLLEEEEEEHHHGGGHGHHH
straw bury
RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>767874
>trump put 30% tariffs on coffee so surely he'll put 100% tariffs on the biggest industry in the entire economy right now
uh i just don't think so
>>767888>>767894
sæкі
>>767883
) means happy indicator like :) next to text on the slavic internet
>>767895
anon
>>767883
when someone (((puts multiple parenthesis around something))) it usually means they are being anti semetic.
anon
>>767885
inb4 he forces Hawaii to grow some
sæкі
so this))) would be very happy
sæкі
(((this very sad
anon
>>767885
I mean I don't know what to tell you, we'll see the depth of his mental stupidity
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
me when saeki >>767895
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
im like 6 feet or so
straw bury
thats not short its just that u guys r all taller than me
straw bury
im tall still
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
its short
fentmom
i am 5'10 and thats short so you must be very short
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
feel grateful u dont have people calling u a heighthon in dms T-T i hate ppl
>>767911>>767909
anon
Wait why is chat short?
anon
>>767903
Why are all passing trans girls crazy in denial that they pass?
>>767912
straw bury
>>767906
i will bite them for u
anon
>>767908
God gives his strongest passoids the wrigliest brainworms.
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
welcome to brainworm.surgery for all your (something i forget)
fentmom
strawb you have a lot going for you, you just need a series of events (that are easily attainable) to make you feel alive. like life has started afresh and such
>>767923
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
kinda hard to concentrate with a zombie growling in my ear
fentmom
happened to me can happen to you
straw bury
i am a twinkhon at most
>>767927
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
what the hell >>767922
anon
>>767922
I remember looking them up when going through TV Tropes Mohs Scale of Music Hardness.
straw bury
>>767927
ok....................
sæкі
dont hush but isnt true
straw bury
btw u might not wanna kiss me rn i probably still taste like puke
sæкі
15896.png
u heard what i said earlier
::pet clover
tea (expert climber)
brainworms are a curse
sæкі
that are possible to work towards breaking
fentmom
very cool outfit
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i agree
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i bought the shirt and i already owned the pants so i can wear it
sæкі
ababa
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
its a fake tie lmao
fentmom
oh like a clip on
fentmom
i hated ties on my school uniform
fentmom
bullied teachers into letting me wear no tie bc i thought it looked dorky
anon
Ties are fun though, I have a small book with like 30 different tie knots.
fentmom
i had my top button open like delinquent
>>767949
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
not a clip on tie its got like an elastic that goes around the neck
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>767947
i should do that
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
then start fights with random people
>>767952
fentmom
in this school for deranged children i was made to attend i was watching like GTO and blue spring at the same time so i tried to live it out in person
fentmom
i taught younger kids like UFC moves and got them to put people i didnt like in joint locks
>>767954
straw bury
.play wormrot born stupid
straw bury
wormrot is the cure for brainworms
(i dont even like them)
straw bury
>>767935
prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
the cure for brainworms is taking care of yourself but thats just how life goes
>>767964
fentmom
>>767954
my official reason was that i got the principal to sign a certificate to make me student head of safety (i was unhappy with just being on the student council) and i assembled people into a militia called the safety squad and they restrained unsafe people and attacked unsafe objects like the playground bench
>>767969
sæкі
luv n support
straw bury
the cure for brainworms is to recieve brain damage so the worms dont want it anymore
>>767962>>767967
sæкі
need to come over there n care for i bwa
>>767965
anon
>>767958
that's too hard - time to rot instead
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i never said it was easy but if you rot instead of trying i think that's lame
>>767973
straw bury
im sorry that was mean
>>767975
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
@twinkanon theyr talking about you
>>767977
straw bury
lol sure
fentmom
i asked this question earlier but i shall ask it again-
fentmom
specifically to tea: if you were trapped in an underground lab would you rather have me or carl as the main party member (think rpgmaker game)
>>767989
anon
>>767984
Oh really? That's rude of you
fentmom
its full of ghouls and mutants and science experiment gone wrong looking people
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>767983
i feel like if you were the protag it would be more likely to be a horror game and if carl were the protag he'd be too goofy for the horror genre and it would be some sort of comedy
>>767993
fentmom
carl did go into a steam tunnel which was very horror game coded of him and i am a tad jealous
anon
.skip (video skipped)
fentmom
>>767989
yea i think at most i would have some silent hill type conversation with a toilet in a busted up bathroom or whatever the hell happened there
anon
I think I would adapt rather quickly to the existence of monsters and ghouls and such
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
monsters and ghouls are already real i've spoken to them on the internet
anon
If chasers were a class in an rpg, what would their abilities be?
>>767999
anon
>>767997
They'd have some kind of stance switching system where they go from defensive tanks to middling offense characters
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i need some sewing stuff my only piece of cotton attire has broken at the strap
>>768007
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
looks good
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
it means that she's pretty silly
>>768009
anon
>>768000
You can get sewing kits for fairly cheap at most cornerstores
anon
>>768005
Think of that gif where a wolves eyes pop out and his jaw falls to the floor.
>>768011
anon
>>768001
Did you put your hair over your face?
anon
Watch me rizz up strawgirl effortlessly
straw bury
i will drag you to my sacrificial altar after thoroughyl crushing your puny army and your screams of agony will meow mrow maeow meow miaow
>>768020
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>768012
>cosplay of the grudge
>normal fit
why are you being mean to both yourself and the chaser
anon
>>768017
It'll be like the bad end to Far Cry 3 where you fuck me and then kill me
>>768022
anon
>>768011
There's plenty of fish in sea. I'm sure you'll find someone nice who respects you.
>>768026
fentmom
this one time i met this t guy at a bar and we both just stood there threatening eachother and then made out and then went home together
fentmom
the last thing i said was like "im going to throw you off the roof of this building you little shit"
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
misread as "this one time i met this guy at a t bar" and i was thinking "do they serve testosterone what is a t bar"
>>768028
straw bury
>>768021
>i
u seem like u respect me a little too much pal
fentmom
i like to hear other peoples music
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>768028
yeah i will see
anon
you said 1 hour not 48 hour
fentmom
>>768033
i dont know why but i dont really like being verbally direct
fentmom
i have like woman game
fentmom
i just dance around looking like a you know what
anon
1
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
::bass
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
hey
>>768049
anon
>>768044
I wish I could say I haven't dated people just to have sex with them, but I'm trying to not just date for stuff like that and actually form real relationships now
anon
>>768047
It's okay though, I like it
fentmom
i think its understated when you and this other person are like eachothers backups if the relationships dont pan out
fentmom
and you both never acknowledge out loud
fentmom
something about that i cannot currently articulate
anon
I would rather rejected by someone that be someone's backup plan. That always feel shitty.
anon
>>768060
IDK all I know is that Trump paved over the Rose Garden and is adding a gaudy ballroom expansion to the White House because he is genuinely devoid of any taste
>>768063
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i know about the ballroom
anon
>>768061
It'll be knocked down in 3 years and the roses will be replanted. He probably won't have much of a legacy 30 years in future. New Nixon I guess.
>>768072>>768073
straw bury
:3
anon
>>768063
>nixon isn't remembered in 30 years
anon trump will be in future history books
>>768075
anon
That being said, Fox News legitimately exists purely to ensure another Republican doesn't go down the way Nixon did ever again, there will be Republicans telling their children the 2020 election was stolen 30 years from now
>>768081
anon
>>768072
Lol and covid too I guess. Congrats on rediscovering recency bias. The 2020's are shaping up to be more boring than even the 2010's.
>>768079>>768078
anon
>>768075
I like when we overcorrect for recency bias and ignore that we legitimately are in a historical moment
>>768080
anon
>>768075
nether the 2010s or 2020s were 'boring'
anon
Man the GOP media machine is truly an insanely powerful thing
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
usually i am unbothered but tonight im kinda wishing i had a girlfriend
>>768086
anon
>>768084
You need someone that you can go out with tbh, and I know you could find one, you have the looks and personality for it
sæкі
yeh
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
thanks
fentmom
maybe you can climb up a tree and find a girl friend
>>768091
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
oh is that where all the girls are hiding?
anon
>>768089
the giving tree but gives gfs instead of apples
anon
Won't anybody leave some pretty girls for the poor chasers?
>>768094>>768095
anon
>>768092
You only get what you can take
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>768092
depends are you a male or female chaser
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
female chasers are eating well
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
male chasers got it bad
>>768101
fentmom
female chasers ruined my life (made it epic)
sæкі
lol
fentmom
actually no the transguy chasers of transwomen saved my life
>>768102
fentmom
i lived for that ying and yang shit
anon
::sigma
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
15236.jpg
::gamer
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i like when cats sit like that
sæкі
loaf
anon
::kibby
straw bury
kitty has big webs between paws to help catch nutrients between the volcanic vents
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>768111
i have no clue what this means
shrimp
i just beat
shrimp
a PROFESSIONAL player
anon
::chaseranon
straw bury
>>768125
#edit this to be a bunch of pathetic little cat meowing sounds
sæкі
:3
anon
damn
fentmom
im not even a heavy drinker
fentmom
theres gotta be another one right
fentmom
can someone liek change it to something more becoming of me
>>768139>>768140
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>768136
#edit turn it into furry speak
>>768143
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>768143
#hug
anon
>>768144
Agreed, we should start by making our own propaganda
anon
And by that I mean film us fucking
>>768152
anon
>>768144
Beautiful trans women are being siphoned from chasers by greedy lesbian polycules. –
>>768156
straw bury
>>768144
we must ban lesbians (none of them like me cuz im not a girl...................... in my incel arc rn..............)
shrimp
>chaser
straw bury
i might actually just become an estrogenized misogynist incel
>>768159>>768162
anon
It is my opinion that trvke should be accompanied with a massive earrape nuke explosion sound
straw bury
women hate me because i am trying to become one of them. forever bitchless
anon
Women love me, they clutch their purses around me in order to uh

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