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gah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twink, it's time to evolve into fish
>>769995
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Or a crab
anon
WHAT
anon
TURN ME BACK I DON'T WANT TO BE A FISH
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helo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He he fish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'll put you in my aquarium
anon
I have overpowered your foul magick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*rolls d20*
*20*
Die, bitch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*casts fish magic*
romeo
i have obtained Water
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vernik
straw bury
curse of dispell fish
>>770009
anon
#roll1d20
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770009
*fishes you*
straw bury
dispell fish obliterates any fishes within a mile radius
anon
#1d20 (9)
anon
#1d10 (7)
anon
#1d100 (87)
romeo
#1d9 (4)
romeo
#1d26 (26)
straw bury
god DAMN
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
D1000 Are you fucking insane
romeo
wiat no
romeo
thats the season finale
romeo
#1d9 (2)
romeo
#1d26 (23)
romeo
.play mlp s2e23
anon
#1d1000 (108)
anon
#1d1000 (527)
straw bury
#1d100000000000000
romeo
THAS A GOOD ONE
anon
How is it consistently so low
straw bury
#1d10000 (5027)
anon
#1d1000 (670)
romeo
#1d5189 (2576)
straw bury
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
anon
>>770036
silly strawgirl, that's just
#flip
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think I'm gonna try the second one now
romeo
#flip
straw bury
twink is silly!!!! he is a silly motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! silly bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>770044
romeo
im a flippy
romeo
flipqy from happy tree friends?????????????????????????????/
>>770045
anon
>>770041
I am going to burn down your kingdom and enslave your people
>>770047
romeo
i like htf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like The Prodigy
straw bury
good thing you have no chance of ever besting my soldiers in combat for they are the children of the creator himself
fentmom
hi all
fentmom
romeo and randal in chat happy days
>>770054
romeo
fent fent
romeo
we're watching more mlp after we're done watching everyone hates chris in russian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770051
Фентанил
anon
I
straw bury
fente :D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ross from Friends
>>770068
romeo
does anyone wanna play project sekai with me. i dont care if youre new or bad
straw bury
>>770060
uses special knife crafted from holy metal that can never be deflected how about that
>>770065>>770066
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My dad said to call him when I plan to go waterpark so he can give me moneys
fentmom
>>770061
i used to troll this submarine game called barotrauma under the name of "joey from friends" and i became so well known people would begin mass leaving the server when they saw my name
>>770073
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ирискин
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770068
I also call Patrick Subaru
anon
You were my brother Anakin
anon
>>770075
That's not what happens in Revenge of the Sith!
straw bury
this isnt revenge of the sith this is chak erp
>>770087
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play wishingtikal madagascar 2
romeo
wrong this is the star wars christmas special
>>770082
straw bury
15159.gif
im lovin cloud city my heads in the sky im han solo im han solo im han solo im han solo solo
::boogie
fentmom
my internet is fucking up and i cant vc with my friends
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770079
Just like in White and Nerdy music video
fentmom
drastic mood swing inbound
fentmom
someone say or do something to revive my spirits
>>770105
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awroooo
straw bury
wruff
anon
>>770077
You will make an excellent addition to my collection
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would absolutely love to start dubbing stuff myself, this is fun you know. We were even taught to do this in uni
straw bury
twinknon is 50 years old and has never had sex
>>770090
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770089
True?
straw bury
its true look it up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#wiki (no wikipedia results found) twinknon 46 year old virgin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carl Twice?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carl Carl?
fentmom
i want to fuck maia poet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770099
The photo or the Carl part?
straw bury
helping maia poet with her t injection ^w^
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Clearly it's the photo, cause he looks like a Carl
anon
Frick you I'm gonna go smoke in the rain while pondering if synthetic people can be human
fentmom
i sincerely have an uncontrollable lust for maia poet
romeo
sorry was busy being a sweat at project sekai
anon
My hair actually looks fucking amazing today holy shit
>>770111
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
South Butovo :D
romeo
bird x cat x dog
romeo
x dragon
fentmom
yaoi fox guy drilling the f word out of a badger neet lady
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PIssing in the wind
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Everybody hates Chris was great, I wish black people were real
>>770146
fentmom
why did i know you were going to type that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have no personality I only repeat memes
fentmom
several of your national heroes were black
fentmom
idk you also make physical and sexual threats at me thats like got to count for a personality
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Only when you british code me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Otherwise you're a normal person
straw bury
randal will never be as much of a sex pest as carl
>>770129
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carl who? Carl these nuts?
straw bury
#owned (480)
straw bury
im holding out hope that twinknon is currently taking an incredibly good picture of his hair
>>770132
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770128
But he has a bucket for a head how does he have hair
straw bury
>>770131
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cutie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's always great to listen to Marty the zebra retell his childhood
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sweets
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opening my webpages I made's files
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
She web on my page till I open
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Looks about the same as my family reunions
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oop, I crashed all my open pages and browser
straw bury
why is there a white person im so sick of this dei bullshit
>>770144
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770143
Okay Alexander Pushkin
anon
>>770118
They are real, it's called New Orleans, George Bush tried to kill them all
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I crashed it again
fentphone
I want to get a job so I can buy clothes to wear
straw bury
FUCK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770150
Carl is AI generated?
anon
>>770150
PHOTOSHOPPED THE PROOF IS RIGHT THERE!!!
anon
HAHAHAHAHHA MY NAME IS NOT CARL AAAAAAA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carlcels stay seething
anon
>>770158
I like Carlitos, he makes good cigars
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>white people
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copying over my webpage source files cus I keep crashing my IDE when loading from SSd
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omg heya rose
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770167
Oh hey there
anon
>>770175
THAT'S NOT MY FRICCIN NAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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possibly not
anon
>>770177
I mean they are both Spanish
anon
Actually Carlitos probably isn't from Spain
anon
The Fuentes are Cuban
anon
hmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AAHAHAAHAHAHHAH TWICORN AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I would think omega
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>crying in also omega
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Get pregnant plap lap get pregnant plap plap
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im a mommy dom top
anon
>>770192
Yeah I think that it would be fun watching you get fucked tbh
>>770196
straw bury
omg mlp is on less go!!!!!!!!
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who is this
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hehe
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nvm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I propose the following: we start killing people with foot fetish
>>770205
anon
>>770196
You'd make a good pet, so at least you can take enjoyment in that
>>770211
straw bury
#usay romeo romeo romeo romeo peak is on romeo romeo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770208
No excuses
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>>770209
very real
also wan perhaps
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
it sucks cos like the girl i like is also a bottom n i wanna top her rlly bad but like idk how tooo
>>770220
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awww
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im switch generally
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770213
Silk Song never
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but pat
yeh
anon
>>770214
Wish I was there to show you how
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need to get more into topping even though I can already be in dom state I shrug
>>770225
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hhh pervert!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is only one of my nipples hard
anon
>>770221
You would be a good service top, but really you should be the one getting service topped while you are all lazy and cute
>>770227>>770229
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i think id probs needs cialis or smth first
>>770240
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
15958.gif
::twinknon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
15674.png
::twinknon
anon
>>770229
Hello, I like to do that yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
15674.png
::twinknon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play blacnmange living on the celling
anon
>>770226
I think that you would be plenty ready if I was (redacted)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay new proposal: instead of killing Carl's dad we should start burning down Autism Speaks buildings
>>770245
straw bury
>>770239
>i
why thank you, but please understand that i get a lot of anonymous fan messages so i will unfortunately not be able to make out with u sloppy style :(
>>770248>>770250>>770246>>770247
anon
>>770242
I know autism speaks is like supposed to be fucked up or something
>>770249
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770245
Eugenics
anon
>>770243
straw girl if you are here right now, just know that my men are currently encroaching on your kingdom and soon your whole empire will crumble and I will take you as my wife
>>770258
straw bury
romeo watch mlp with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770252
Table?
tablet romeo
yea im watchin!!!
tablet romeo
i live in fillydelphia
>>770264
straw bury
>>770250
>doesnt know that all of his special uints have already been assassinated on their way across the border
>>770270
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wanna cuddle my crush n have her call me mommy n stuff wehh
>>770260
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hope u can soon n get to stay w <:
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its friday now so i got like 5 days or so until i go back to the city
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awwe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770257
Philly Steak
tablet romeo
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
haiii romeo
tablet romeo
I MISSED YOU
fentmom
my mind stat from fear and hunger 1 and 2 is at 20/100 right now
fentmom
im going cray
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Romeo
straw bury
>>770270
>doesnt know that they were instructed to allow themselves to be captured so that they could escape and relay the secret location of his prison camps
>>770278
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pick a number
fentmom
i want to fight someone so bad
>>770277
anon
>>770273
Once again, need I reference the many mindbreak hentai where this exact scenario plays out?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770280
KOSOVE JE SERBIA KOSOVE JE SERBIA KOSOVO JE SERBIA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770282
Can I request
tablet romeo
yes
tablet romeo
ofc!! ill draw him in the morning
>>770291
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770288
Yeah, who else but me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770287
Thank youuu
tablet romeo
<3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770290
I don't smoke idk what smokers do for living
>>770294
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I do vape like a locomotive
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like gen. made myself dizzy from vaping too hard recently
fentmom
most horrible prole job
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
yes
fentmom
people who gamble as a hobby are like
straw bury
is this a meta episode
>>770303
fentmom
so low down on the vice chain
>>770306
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770301
Nah, Slice of Life was meta
fentmom
at least be a drugs and hookers guy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And also that Daring Do comicon episdoe
straw bury
>>770302
right???? ive never seen a cool depiction of a gambler
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play gamblecore
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hmm
fentmom
people who work at casinos can be cool like in the movie croupier that is about my life
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I'd have to think of one
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I feel like I have but it's also mainly like
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there are cool depictions but usually they're ones being framed by the narrative as cool and aren't necessarily cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wow this just like creepypasta
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just had to refresh cos my video player was like 30 minutes behind lol so twink lemme know if my msg went thru
>>770317
straw bury
APPLEJACK NO WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY GOAT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I miss Horse Race Tests
anon
>>770314
Your msg went through, how did you know it was me!!! Also idk if my message went through
>>770318
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>770317
i have my ways
fentmom
in the worst mood ever rn
>>770321
fentmom
weirdly young looking 26 year old man nfts
>>770326
fentmom
i meant how do i sell pictures of my pingas to people but you know what NFTs are Novel
>>770327
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770323
Yes, I would buy for gorillion dollars
anon
>>770325
AAH I see what you meant, probably best to do it through twitter and get into one of the gay porn cliques there
straw bury
i might try sex work if it gets me out of this house ngl
>>770334>>770338
fentmom
strawbury just make friends and think about idk some trade which involves working alone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I usually just shake money out of old people who trust me
fentmom
im just saying this shit bc im bpding out rn
fentmom
i dont actually mean it
fentmom
the whole trans women doing sex work thing is like a psyop thats forced on us
straw bury
i mean like men r rlly easy to have sex with
>>770343
anon
I don't look down on the work, but at the same time, I have known alot of prostitutes and they are not doing well at all
fentmom
like its an evil meme
fentmom
its an evil meme forced on just women in general
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would rather try n get helping u out of there before u feel u need to pursue that for money's sake
fentmom
like idk sell bulge pictures if you have to but dont put too much of your face in it and dont even do what i did and have an OF
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like erm
anon
>>770335
If you were ever caught between having to fuck people for a living or being fucked over, I'd rather let you crash in my apartment before you have to do that
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can try n do
fentmom
just the most draining thing every
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legitimately
fentmom
ever
fentmom
the person you're running the OF with will be a cluster b moron who doesnt give you your cut
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and have done in past
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OF wasn't rly a thing yet though
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I'm gonna wrap u up like a burrito w me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>770352
Why is that>
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instead of death
straw bury
that would be nice
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will
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n figure out how erm
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spent like 1-2 hrs earlier before site came bacc looking at apartments w specific price n size enough for stuffs
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n enough that err
could be possible to well
cant word rn I need a couple I think
Im aa
>>770362
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wan out of here too tho have been questioning whether I go on n sell self like that and grind hours of contract thing n then other stuff idk
straw bury
i need to get out of here
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me 2 but
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you'll be able
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n chu don't have to do those stuffs
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reach out to peeps, including me am here n maybe able to help bwa
straw bury
why did everyone go quiet
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idk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not wanna budge in with my unessesary quotes
>>770380
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patpat
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might grab snacc
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one min
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I usually make things worse with my long tongue
anon
Just letting you know if it was ever an absolute emergency, and I mean like a proper emergency like you are going to be sleeping on park benches type deal, I'd let someone crash on my couch from here
>>770386>>770383
straw bury
>>770373
its all good i gotta stop budging in with suicidal ideation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's fine, you can vent if you need to. We all need to sometimes, even someone like me who bottles all their feelings
>>770384>>770383
anon
But I'd expect you to try to get a job and try to find a proper place, and I'll say Baton Rouge is a hellhole too
anon
>>770381
That's actually very good, I am proud of you Randal
anon
You seem like you are sort of getting into a good place
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would also find a way for u too :<
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or try n get out there ;<
anon
I'm a total dickhead of a roommate so I am not the best to live with lol, also you'd have to be sleeping in my room that really is my gym/sex dungeon which might be awkward lol
anon
But if it was an emergency, I like would let people crash here, there is also a place nearby that is a fantastic 1 bedroom for 700 a month
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
what if i lived there n i didnt get a job cos im a dog
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