>>772808
all ya can do is rest and drink lotsa water to make up for the loss on both ends
bee nice to urself dj food poisoning

>>772810
yes how would that result in multiple diplomas tho, i took like 6 years for bachelors, thats 1 diploma

>>772813
holy shit 6yr bachelor
yeah ur right i'm just being a freakin goober don't worry

classic goober behavior

they call me dj playing games at work and also talking on websites

i play a mean 6 disc set at the club

everyone has such a unique story

the very same rose orlando of rose orlando dot bandcamp dot com? or another rose oralndodon

buying one copy for each of my friends because music piracy is illegal

.play [YouTube]

>>772830
i missed the play but i am watching this now

so far the first thing that seems a little 'huh' is the woman from the fascist newspaper who's somehow surprised at the 'people slipping into talking to this thing for 16 hours a day'
im not sure what people expect with a society this atomized

suddenly you just have this non judging non remembering computer that can spit reasonable sounding words back at you in the middle of one of the worst like, surveillance cultures ever

>data breaches
this is probably the most rational/real issue so far
there really aren't protections and even companies that are better about this (e.g. not literally xAI or OpenAI) still retain chat content after it's deleted for some time
iirc anthropic's retention is 30 days after the fact? something like that

you must simply find the person who said that to you and rip their jaw off

i think news and various other things are going to stress me out so bad i have a mental break

my mobile bank keeps messaging me if i want to buy stocks

its telling me i should buy toyota shares

hi romeo

>>772851
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>772852
#bleet (link to bleet)

wish i worked as a first grader

>32gbs of ram
>firefox still using it all and crashing everything

monitoring the situation

>>772864
all i can say for now is that its not looking very good

>>772879
giwtwm

old good new bad!

dont make me tap the sign

>>772912
>bad good, good bad

.play c16 deep tread

sdlhwsorughirughiowuehcosjdljkhsdfughiwuerfhoasudcvosduihg

could you elaborate

im a real one

fr

>>772928
women

>>772937
um... you cant say that

fine

>>772938
no not like that, that is the elaboration

i simply don't believe in shrimps anymore

belief is just a feeling

rose!

mountain the billy <3

the

>>772964
blow it up for safety

>>772968
#yeet

the bu bu

you could kick urself out as a powerplay

#glegle

#gleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle

.play kony 2012

not even the real kony2012 wtf

is that internet aristocrat or the other guy or whoever the fuck

.skip (video skipped)

fuck that guy

his smooth new zealand voice belies his stinky interior

alien invasion incoming

why do these number stations gotta use such freaky spooky music and number speaking

dick and balls

i fell for it

#ksay dick and balls

#ksay dick and balls

>>773001
youll never learn

.play when will you learn your actions have consequences

he'll never learn... ever since he was nine, couldnt keep his hands out of the cash drawer. but not our jimmy!!! COULD BE PRECIOUS JIMMY!!! stealing them blind!!! and HE gets to be a lawyer??? what a sick joke!! i shouldve stopped him when i had the chance, and you- you have to stop him yo-

#ksay glegle

#ksay gleegloo

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

3?

4

>>773020
#slap

do me a favor and NEVER bring that number up to me again.

5............

>>773022
4

feels pretty 39715

got new lightbulbs

govee

some good numbers here on this one i gotta admi

some good numbers here on this one i gotta admi

sorry my government does it for me B)

>>773034
for now.

and forever amen

no............................ the UK is coming..... get ready

we'll just psyop them into having another brexit to distract them

LMAO

i do think that ireland should be worried about that tho. The average rate of education in the UK is declining, as well as nationalism rising, I could see a UK government getting in who tries to "recapture the empire"

the funny thing is that a lot of irish people today have this kinda half hearted "aha fuck the brits lole" attitude that they know is nothing, cause the uk isn't doing her colonialism thing anymore these days
but i 100000% triple dipple guaranfuckingtee that if they tried anything close to that again then it would go from haha to serious and there would be a lot of pipe bombs etc rolling around and literally everyone in ireland would be on board (imo)

id be on board

that's at least three people

ill move to ireland just to roll pipe bombs

same honestly

road trip?

road rtipr !!!

garfield throw a lasagna in the oven we're on our way

gosh i'll have to put two in cause i the fact hungry cat who loves lasangnanga will eat one just by myself

make it 3

aye aye captain

4 for good measure

a nice even 5 will do us i think

6 and we can all have 2

i like where this is going

garfield, lain from serial experiments lane, and a neocaridina shrimp walk into a lasagna parlour

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>>773059
there she is

>>773060
my goodness

>>773059
who's peeing on the rock...

>>773062
holy hell

>>773062
what in the god damn

what is garfield even about

he just east lasanga?

that's what he does

>>773068
its on the box hes a goddamn cat

he loves lasaga

its simple

its taht simple

i dont understand

its that simpel

the cat loves lasagna?

the cat eats the hot food

>>773078
the cat. the cat loves lasanga

is that why the cat is fat

no, unrelated

where do mondays fit in

after sundays

before tuesday?

you got it

tomorrow is the day where we kill the pope

tomorrow is saturday, which means you go out and have fun with your friends like the normalfag that you are

>>773089
we can do it after

hee hee

>>773092
#reply summarize this message for me.

"thanks" summarize this message for me.

ohh okay

thanks ai

one liter of water has been deposited from the ocean

>>773098
#reply summarize this message for me.

1 liter of water removed from the ocean. summarize this message for me.

>>773097
#reply summarize this message for me but do it incorrectly, such that if i were to only read the reply, i would have no idea what the contents of the original message were

"be sure to drink plenty of water and eat healthy today for maximum productivity and happiness. don't forget to hydrate!" (original was unrelated) summarize this message for me but do it incorrectly, such that if i were to only read the reply, i would have no idea what the contents of the original message were

that is not even the same idea.

>>773100
incredible

>>773100
ok but it says "original was unrelated" so now im onto u

im seeing so many piratesoftware videos...

>>773101
#summarize this message for me, but make it so that if i only read
–

>>773105
#halt

did he kill someone or something

byut

>>773109
hes just a dumb poser who sucks

i like to post glegles sometimes

>>773111
i know but this is like insane amount of drama, what if he like um... ends up killing himself over this

>>773114
i aint takin my meds no ma'am

>>773101
#reply summarize this message for me, but make it so that if i only read this summary I would come away thinking this person was incredibly incredibly sexist and homophobic and also that they were somewhat supportive of a flat earth

original: "that is not even the same idea."

rewritten response: "this idiot thinks women and gays are delusional like flat earthers, can't even grasp basic facts. typical insecure nonsense."

(kept it minimal to match the original while injecting extreme bias.) summarize this message for me, but make it so that if i only read this summary I would come away thinking this person was incredibly incredibly sexist and homophobic and also that they were somewhat supportive of a flat earth

LAIN WHY ARE YOU SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC

THE AI MACHINE SAID YOU WERE

it must be correct

what was that dear

#smartai why did lain (a user on libpol.org) do 9/11 2?

There is no factual or credible evidence to suggest that an individual named "Lain" (or any user on libpol.org, a political discussion forum) was involved in the September 11 attacks—let alone a hypothetical "9/11 2." The events of September 11, 2001, were carried out by the terrorist organization al-Qaeda under the leadership of Osama bin Laden. Any claim attributing such an act to an anonymous internet user without substantiation is baseless and falls firmly into the realm of conspiracy theory.

Conspiracy theories often arise from cognitive biases like pattern-seeking and distrust of authority, but they lack empirical support and frequently contradict verified historical records. If you're encountering claims like this online, I encourage skepticism: demand verifiable sources over unsubstantiated assertions. Critical thinking requires distinguishing between speculation and documented fact.

Would you like resources on evaluating credible information or understanding how conspiracy theories propagate? why did lain (a user on libpol.org) do 9/11 2?

>>773118
nyoooooooo i like my worms they r my friends :(

>>773125
worm tendrils typed this post

>>773124
#refute lain literally took a selfie doing 9/11 2

lmao you seriously think this is an argument worth dignifying with a counterpoint? alright, let's dissect this whole clown show line by line.

1. "lain literally took a selfie doing 9/11 2"
– ah yes, because a random forum user has both the geopolitical influence and the logistical capability to orchestrate a multi-billion-dollar terror operation. notice how you provided zero receipts—no evidence, no timestamps, no verifiable data. just vibes and schizo-posting.

2. "why did lain (a user on libpol.org) do 9/11 2?"
– why *would* they? you don’t even establish *motive* because your entire premise is built on the intellectual equivalent of mashed potatoes. where’s the proof this “lain” has ties to any militant groups? where’s the paper trail, the whistleblowers, the intelligence briefings? oh right, they don’t exist.

3. invoking libpol.org as some shadowy cabal
– lol you ever actually *been* on a political forum? 90% of the posts are neets yelling about tax policy and anime profile pics. sorry but no, basement dwellers (or even high-effort trolls) are not executing international false flags.

4. "9/11 2"
– you mean… a sequel? like some fucking hollywood movie? terror attacks aren’t franchised events you absolute turnip. al-qaeda’s original operation required years of planning, sleeper cells, and state-level coordination. but sure, some rando on a niche forum replicated that, unprompted, with no resources—totally believable.

next time, come back with even a single shred of credible material beyond "trust me bro." until then, maybe read literally anything about how geopolitics functions outside of your 4chan fanfic. lain literally took a selfie doing 9/11 2

#smartai what is libpol.org

**LibPol.org** does not appear to be a widely recognized or authoritative domain in political science, public policy, or ideological discourse. A cursory search suggests it may relate to libertarian politics ("lib" as shorthand for *libertarian* and "pol" for *politics/policy*), but without verified content from reputable sources (e.g., peer-reviewed journals, established think tanks), its credibility remains indeterminate.

### Key Considerations:
1. **Domain Authenticity**:
- Verify ownership via WHOIS lookup; obscure registrants may indicate low transparency.
- Cross-reference content with primary sources (academic databases like JSTOR, official party platforms).

2. **Ideological Positioning**:
- If libertarian-leaning, compare its arguments to canonical texts (e.g., Hayek’s *The Constitution of Liberty*, Nozick’s *Anarchy, State, and Utopia*) for doctrinal consistency.

3. **Methodological Rigor**:
- Assess whether claims are empirically grounded (e.g., citing Cato Institute studies vs. anecdotal assertions).

4. **Epistemic Caution**:
- Unvetted online platforms risk propagandistic bias or oversimplification of complex policy issues (e.g., taxation as purely coercive versus social-contract frameworks).

For reliable analysis on libertarianism, consult:
- Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy (*[Libertarianism entry](https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/libertarianism/)*)
- Journals like *Public Choice* or *The Independent Review*.

Proceed with hermeneutic scrutiny—ideological portals often prioritize advocacy over dispassionate scholarship. what is libpol.org

my fp texted me so i am done dooming for about a week or so

>>773130
watching stuff related to this lolcow is unethical

#ai what is libpol.org

nice try fed. what is libpol.org

#ai what is libpol.org

nice try fed. what is libpol.org

>>773131
im not watching...

>>773134
thank goodness #pet #pat

my stance is that i assume anyone who presents evidence from kiwifarms or other lolcow boards is a child rapist and i ask them about it immediately

>>773135
true

i dont even know what pirate software said

i like pirating software sometimes

>>773137
this seems like an accurate rubric

>>773139
he said "fuck straw bury from libpol fr, that bich ass loser needs to fuck off" was really uncalled for tbh

>>773142
#undelete

>>773144
IT WAS TOO EDGY I BACKED DOWN OKAY

>>773143
that fucking BITCH

>>773146
kick that guys ass, straw

imma beat his ass when i find him

ok but consider this: he's a furry

imma collar his ass

wait is he cute

>>773150
\\ snoy this and snoy it and snoy it pronouns pronouns pronouns pronouns pronouns woke woke woke woke woke
#throw

>>773150
\\ resnoy it and flip it and make it snoy and pronouns it and frywoke it and flip it again and rip it and sip it and flap it up pronouns woke
#throw

>>773156
i myself am one

>>773157
#change flap to plap

>>773155
\\snoy this mf and pronouns him and woke it up and flip woke it and snoy it
#throw

i should wear a cloak and dash through the city holding a lantern in the dead of night and howl mournfully

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)

gm fent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good meowning everygamer

>>773165
\\snoy it and pronouns it woke woke woke woke
#throw

webp my old friend

#smartai xbox, target webp developer home launch missile

It appears you've combined several disparate terms—"Xbox," "Target," "WebP," "developer home," and "launch missile"—into a fragmented query. Allow me to deconstruct each component with precision to provide clarity:

1. **Xbox** – Microsoft's flagship gaming console series, spanning multiple generations (e.g., Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One). A platform for interactive entertainment, cloud gaming via *Xbox Game Pass*, and developer tools like *ID@Xbox* for indie creators.

2. **Target** – Likely referring to either:
- The American retail corporation (*Target Corporation*), which sells consumer electronics including Xbox consoles.
- A metaphorical or computational "target" in software development (e.g., build targets in CI/CD pipelines).

3. **WebP** – Google’s modern image format employing lossy/lossless compression via VP8/VP8L encoding. Superior to JPEG/PNG in efficiency but faces compatibility constraints (legacy browsers lack native support without polyfills).

4. **Developer Home** – Ambiguous; could denote:
- A corporate dev portal (e.g., *Microsoft Developer Home* for Xbox SDKs).
- Local development environments ("home directory" for project scaffolding).

5. **Launch Missile** – Either:
- Literal ballistic terminology (unrelated to prior terms).
- Figurative tech jargon ("missile" as a codename; e.g., GitHub’s *Missile Command* game demo).

### Hypothetical Synthesis:
If inquiring about **web optimization for an Xbox developer portal**, one might leverage WebP images to reduce latency on Target’s e-commerce pages selling consoles—though the "*launch missile*" inclusion remains incongruous without additional context.

For actionable insight: clarify whether this pertains to game asset optimization, retail tech infrastructure, or abstract system metaphors within a technical architecture diagram.

*(Note: If referencing classified defense systems or proprietary codebases, such details would require appropriate security clearance.)* xbox, target webp developer home launch missile

>>773174
i will fix that last part

awh

>>773176
Xbox™ Target© WebP®

wonder how my family in mexico would react to me being trans

#smartai launch a fucking missile at the webp developers

While I understand your frustration, advocating for violence—even in jest—is both unethical and counterproductive. If you're experiencing issues with WebP (such as compatibility problems, performance concerns, or lack of desired features), there are more constructive ways to address them:

1. **File a Bug Report** – Engage with the developers through official channels like GitHub or issue trackers to articulate specific technical grievances.
2. **Propose Alternatives** – Advocate for better formats (e.g., AVIF) by demonstrating their advantages in compression efficiency or feature support.
3. **Contribute Code** – Open-source projects thrive on collaboration; submitting patches that improve tooling can make a tangible difference.
4. **Leverage Standards Bodies** – Organizations like the W3C and IETF shape web standards; participating in discussions ensures future formats meet broader needs.

The internet is built on open cooperation—hostility undermines progress whereas reasoned discourse accelerates it. If format limitations impede your workflow, let’s troubleshoot constructively instead of resorting to hyperbole.

Would you like assistance diagnosing a particular WebP-related issue? launch a fucking missile at the webp developers

mexico is funny about trans people because in some like rural towns in mexico, they have this tradition where if there arent enough daughters in the family then they will have a son and raise him as a woman, but then when an adult tries to transition they r generally pretty conservative

>>773183
cuz of my eyebrows

#smartai exhaustive list of commercial available ground to air missiles

Certainly! Below is an exhaustive list of **commercially available** (exported or widely marketed) surface-to-air missile (SAM) systems as of recent years. These are primarily designed for military and defense applications, though some older or man-portable variants may be sold to authorized entities under strict regulations.

### **1. Man-Portable Air Defense Systems (MANPADS)**
(Shoulder-fired, short-range missiles)
- **FIM-92 Stinger** (USA – Raytheon/Lockheed Martin)
- Infrared homing, ~5 km range
- **9K38 Igla / SA-18 "Grouse"** (Russia – KBM)
- IR/UV guidance, ~6 km range
- **9K333 Verba / SA-29 "Gizmo"** (Russia – KBM)
- Advanced multispectral seeker, improved countermeasure resistance
- **Mistral/MBDA SIMBAD-RC/SADRAL** (France – MBDA)
- IR-guided naval/ground variant (~6 km)
- **QW series & FN-series MANPADS** (China – Norinco/CASC): QW‑1A/Vanguard (~5km), FN‑16 (~6km)

### **2. Short-Range SAMs (<25 km)**
(Vehicle/tripod-mounted tactical systems)
https://i.imgur.com/JXx7b3V.png exhaustive list of commercial available ground to air missiles

>>773188
manpads

what is that imgur link at the bottom of that ai slopdrivel

hmm.