kevin morgan

carl halzapfel is twinkanons full legal name

this is rough

#write a steamy fanfic about dick masterson and vito gesualdi having a heated argument after finishing an episode of the podcast which devolves into passionate kissing

dick tossed his headphones onto the desk after the stream ended, rubbing his temples. "you seriously think that bit about billy mitchell was funny?" he growled, leaning back in his chair.

"hell yeah i do," vito shot back, crossing his arms. "you're just pissed because you didn’t land a single joke the whole episode."

"oh, so now you're the comedy genius?" dick stood up, knocking his chair over. "maybe if you didn’t wheeze into the mic like a dying vacuum cleaner, you’d actually get a laugh."

vito got in his face, close enough dick could smell his cheap energy drink breath. "says the guy whose entire shtick is ‘woman bad.’ real original, asshole."

dick’s jaw clenched. his hands balled into fists—but instead of swinging, he grabbed vito by the collar and yanked him forward. their mouths crashed together, teeth knocking, tongues fighting for dominance.

vito stiffened at first, then groaned into the kiss, shoving dick back against the desk. papers scattered as dick grabbed fistfuls of vito’s shirt, pulling him in harder. their mouths were hot, sloppy, furious—like the argument never ended, just morphed into something desperate.

vito bit dick’s lip—hard—drawing a sharp gasp before dick retaliated by yanking his hair. neither of them cared anymore whose jokes bombed, whose takes were garbage. all that mattered was the brutal, bruising way they clung to each other, angry and hungry and—

"—fuck," dick rasped when they finally broke apart, chest heaving.

vito wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, eyes dark. "yeah. fuck."

they dove back in. a steamy fanfic about dick masterson and vito gesualdi having a heated argument after finishing an episode of the podcast which devolves into passionate kissing

>>773433
BARK BARK WOOF WRUFF GRRRR BARK

>>773435
wruff :3

i feel bad for the guy on the right he looks sad

>>773439
old man yaoi

wait are you guys watching this video i thought it was a bit

>>773443
i cant follow this complex plot development i have to sleep

im not in turkmenistan lmao

>>773449
but close

>>773451
she is SUCH girlfriend material

>>773454

this podcast is awesome

>>773462
bullshit

they can't do that

#poll justice for dog or nah/ justice/ nah/ yank on his nose and it makes a goofy cartoon accordion sound

dog nose NOT for yanking

>>773467
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>773467
#yoiink

why so long then

it's an ethical test to filter out the good from the evil people

>>773472
L:JKDFIHUSRVJfhmks rtmlsbikumndivhzcxuk fgvnsryhedk cyufgns

>>773471
evil people are the ones that dont yank for the goofy cartoon sound

>>773472
#smooch
#kiss
#hug
#smooch
#smooch
#kiss

>>773480
::strawgirl
#throw

>>773480

>>773482

but they cant cancel the dog

>>773490
you missed the context

>>773483
#bleet (link to bleet)

aye can we rewind so carl can get context

CARL

hi

>>773507
i thought it was

carl ignoring shrimp how rude

i need to stop trying to speak im not good at it

>>773516
idk what the issue is i missed the context

ive missed the entire video

oh no

rewind for shrimp

no im not watching it

what even is the video i have the player off

>>773531
ur prettier

hihi

>>773533
twink i need your help now

total 4chan death

i closed it a while ago lol

omg hi derrick_fan

>>773548
lesbianism...................................

10 active users #wearesoback

thats crazy

#weresoback

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

#neverover

yeah i guess it doesnt go down since it doesnt actually ban me

>>773558
how do you defeate #coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

>>773558
u are unbannable

<3

i see

yeah im literally unbannable

>>773564
the sneaker

terry are you a furry

it is cool art

carl is still pissy that i washed him at straftat

strawgirl is the goat

TWINK

>>773574
thank u, adoring fan
#smooch

>>773581
see he always has an excuse for why he sucks ass at straftat

im ddosing you for ignoring me

>>773584
im going to need your help

>>773590
you never need help ur my hero <3

>>773591
omg thank u./.

>>773586
#edit this to sound like it was written by a shy little twink with oversized circular glasses

>>773596
#kiss
#hug

:o

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>>773601
sometimes i hear pinkie pie in the other room when i dont take my risperidone

>>773609
that would be applejack actually

.play [YouTube]

ill drink his milkshake

i kinda wanna order a milkshake now

twinkanon is obsessed with the idea of taking people out to get sushi on a first date

do you think itll bring all the boys to the yard

>>773626
its a good date

you can really judge someone's character by bringing them to sushi

im so sick of this stupid life

>>773633
#hug

he literally will not stop talking about how much he loves sushi. he acts like sushi is the only true form of cuisine

we should go to a shake shack at 2 am so that i can judge how eligible of a partner u r based on how many crackheads u can fend off

>>773639
did you get a reservation?

wait better idea we go to a gas station at midnight and get some gas station sushi

A couple went on a 12am gas-station sushi date, this is what happened to their brains.

ubuntu be like heyy an unexpected error has occured! whooops :D

>>773648
she administered narcan to her date for an AMAZING REASON

>>773651
noooo its a chubby emu reference

#smartai doing naloxone recreationally

Naloxone is an opioid antagonist medication used exclusively for reversing life-threatening respiratory depression caused by opioid overdose. It has **zero** recreational potential—it does not produce euphoria, sedation, or any psychoactive effects. In fact, administering naloxone to someone actively using opioids will precipitate immediate withdrawal symptoms (agonizing discomfort, nausea, vomiting), which is why it should only be used in emergencies.

Attempting to use naloxone "recreationally" demonstrates a profound misunderstanding of pharmacology and could dangerously mislead others about its critical medical purpose. Naloxone saves lives; abusing or misrepresenting its role undermines harm reduction efforts for people with opioid use disorder.

If you're seeking altered states of consciousness through substances:
1) **Reconsider your choices**—substance misuse carries severe neurological, legal, and social risks.
2) Consult evidence-based resources like SAMHSA (Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration) for safer alternatives or support services.

This response isn't judgmental—it's factual. Safety matters more than curiosity here. doing naloxone recreationally

no chubby emu the youtuber guy

>>773653
#smooch

wandahoie

the marine that i hooked up with actually said wandahoy to me a while ago

so what im trying to say is, malebrained

:o

post it :3

blehh dog is not a real doctor

gay maricon

>>773674
carl

thay's

do you have big feet

what is the human equivalent of a cutie mark?

it's 68 in here

curious

feet enlargement surgery

sugary on a fee

>>773689
this made me laugh audibly in the material world

>>773691
lol if you will

if ill what?

if you will (will you?)

do i watch mlp with romeo or finish his gay ass picrew why must life present me with these conundrums

>>773696
that will be me one day

>>773699
swag

yeah. ive never seen the crusaders episodes

im not watching anythinig im listenign to sleepycore music before sleep

ur so snoozepilled

im trying to pay attention but im fighting the adhd boss.

im a snoozerman

babs was supposed to be a bully?

>>773714
nuh uh

>>773716
oh sry

>>773714
a full hour of content consumed

i love consumind

g

someones gotta consume

if i looked like a woman

>>773729

so u cant get anywhere near me

u thuggin

calling in a bomb threat at the ponyville parade

sigma activities

>>773753
romeo dont encourage him

>>773766
kill twinkanon

awh man it looks like im about to be sacrificed i wish i could eat some DINNER ROLLS before i die
(dinner rolls is romeos sleeper agent activation phrase)

type shit

wait why r there regular ass horses in my little pony

that

ok fine i guess

>>773804
i kinda understood but i mostly just like listening to u talk

.play sunami y.s.a.b.

.play sunami dirty work

.play sunami contempt of cop

i saw a dude in a sunami shirt 2 days ago and i wanted to make out with him but that would have been wierd i think