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garfield
blows my nose
Anonymous
AITA for tearing up during my haircut
KittyUwuminati
>>774651
you I remember you *Uriel Septim voice*
nonners
idk who taht is, but i remember you too
garfield
luv me pint
luv me footy
'ate the wife
'ate the kids
'ate meself
life's good
>>774659
Anonymous
>>774657
well it wasn't, the whole process was the terrible part
garfield
>>774656
ouchie... possible to not get your hair cut much in future? if it's causin such stress
>>774674
garfield
how did you get this number
shrimp
i was a phone phreaker back in the 90s
shrimp
id like to order two extra large peppoerino pizza, extra peppoeri
>>774675
garfield
would you like to throw in a small fries for just two dollars extra
shrimp
two dollars for a small fries? in this economy? sign me up
garfield
that's what they all say... uahahahahahaha..... UHAHAH...
ok thanks drive out to the window
shrimp
drive? im ordering delivery
garfield
sure thing honey
shrimp
hehehe
Anonymous
>>774661
last haircut was 3 years ago so i'm hoping to last 4 years this time
>>774676
nonners
>>774666
this is taco bell if you want pizza you have to call pizza hut
>>774677
garfield
>>774674
here's to beating the streak gl
garfield
ate a funny brownie @ like 10am and my sister has arranged a surprise visit for lunch >:) gonna be a funny lunch ehhe
>>774684
garfield
>>774685
yeah a little comedian inside and he made me lmao so hard that i'm now high on marijuana somehow
>>774700>>774699
garfield
.play mods crush his skull
garfield
wwhat is happening here
Anonymous
the title explains it all i feel
garfield
is this what people watch on twitch all the time
Anonymous
no this is just lowtier god yerking it on cam
Anonymous
.skip (video skipped)
garfield
good for him i suppose
Anonymous
at least he got some funny clips
nonners
#botsay reminder that nothing good will ever happen
shrimp
>>774687
i thought you werent allowed to do the weeds!!
shrimp
im high on life, weed, and women all at once
shrimp
oh and money
shrimp
im ballin
shrimp
oh and venlafaxine and caffeine
Anonymous
i'm high on worms bro...
shrimp
worms..............
Anonymous
yeah,,, worms,,
shrimp
how do i get worms.............
Anonymous
the back yard vro,,,
Anonymous
far out man,, far out...
shrimp
woah
nonners
listening to big pharma propaganda
shrimp
yup
shrimp
.skip (video skipped)
shrimp
ok that was it ive actually gotta go shower
shrimp
i hope that changed your mind about big pharma nonners
nonners
im a big believer in big pharma now
shrimp
excellent
garfield
32c at FIVE PM
garfield
horrific
shrimp
yeah i dont know whats up with like the weather and physics and shit but its always hottest at like 3-5pm here
garfield
yeah i've experienced similar hottest points bein at like 5-7pm here
tho could be my building retaining a lotta heat or somethin
nonners
wdym
garfield
surely it'd be hottest @ like midday, 1-2pm
>>774731
shrimp
#ai when is normally the hottest time of day

normally the hottest time is around 3pm to 5pm, since the sun's been heating everything up all day. mornings and evenings are usually cooler.
when is normally the hottest time of day
garfield
oh
nonners
>>774728
at midday it hasnt gotten hot yet but its in the process so it peaks at around 3
shrimp
well fuck
garfield
abnormal strange mysterious occurrence actually completely standard.......
shrimp
it literally picked the time range i mentioned lmao
garfield
must be the mandella effect
both of us can't be wrong at the same time
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
YEAH
garfield
wonder why the CIA did this to us...........................................................................
shrimp
i bet its related to the files
garfield
for sure they love those files
shrimp
many files of great variety
nonners
and also documnets
garfield
all those archives,
shrimp
i bet they got more papers than the library of congress
shrimp
its quite funny how the juice i vapourize into my lung, on the bottle that contains it, there is a health and safety poison label and a warning to call poison control if ingested
garfield
seems like a bad juice
nonners
punk as in like a punk ass bitch or just punk
nonners
.play dr octagon real raw
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>774747
cos im a spunkrocker yes i am
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play mj lenderman the shape im in
Anonymous
cuz i'm a bum toucher yes i am
nonners
guys
nonners
its very hot around here
yngven
hi hello
nonners
h
fujo
meow
anon
mjau
nonners
first time in encountered an AI video essay in the wild
>>774763
nonners
its really over this time...
nonners
even the thumbnail has 0 effort in it
nonners
why does it say masterclass, its supposed to be about weakness
yngven
guessing its referring to /how/ gus's weakness was shown
garfield
#meow
yngven
on god garfield
garfield
hear hear
Anonymous
aye
garfield
you can't inject people with gravy
Anonymous
it's fanta
Randal (from Ranfren)
Saw a furry in my neighbourhood today
Anonymous
grim
Randal (from Ranfren)
Like literally someone wearing a neon colored fursuit, legit had to do a double take to see if I'm hallucinating or not
tablet romeo
meoqwwwwwwww
Anonymous
ok nvm that's kinda based
Randal (from Ranfren)
Meow indeed
romeo
what do you guys call freezy pops
>>774785
romeo
im curious
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774782
Potato jeremies
romeo
the ones that you put in the freezer and bend and crack to eat
Randal (from Ranfren)
If you showed these to someone in my country they would probably say "fruit ice"
Anonymous
ewwww
romeo
oh yea i've heard the term fruit ice before
romeo
apparently some ppl in australia call them zooper doopers which i think is fantastic
Randal (from Ranfren)
>australia
Randal (from Ranfren)
Ofc
Anonymous
australians have goon bags and i think that's awesome
romeo
australians are so silly
romeo
not the jermlings
romeo
one of my friends at work would constantly tell me jerma lore
Randal (from Ranfren)
Jerma lore
romeo
yes jerma lore
Randal (from Ranfren)
It's loterally made of cardboard
romeo
>>774803
"'look behind me?' girl the only thing i see when i look behind me is 50 POUNDS OF ASS"
Randal (from Ranfren)
Melman isn't thicc
Randal (from Ranfren)
I think
romeo
oh jesus fucking christ i hate airheads ads
romeo
a huge one just came on my tv and its horrifying
Randal (from Ranfren)
Airheads? As in capital blood loss?
Randal (from Ranfren)
Oh wait those candies that make people inflate
romeo
they taste like paper
romeo
trust me i am a certified former paper eater
Randal (from Ranfren)
>60 cals
Randal (from Ranfren)
Figures they wouldn't taste like anything edible
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774812
Also what the hell is whitr mystery
romeo
it can be either blue, green or red flavor it just doesnt tell you
romeo
and the candy itself is white so you have to eat it to find out
romeo
not like there's any difference between the flavors
Randal (from Ranfren)
Psyop....
romeo
what is this critter
Randal (from Ranfren)
It's Gigan from Godzilla franschise
Randal (from Ranfren)
A cyborg chicken kaiju
Randal (from Ranfren)
I freaking love him
romeo
waow
nonners from small screen
6
Randal (from Ranfren)
6
romeo
6
Randal (from Ranfren)
7
romeo
SIX SEVEN ?? im going insane
Randal (from Ranfren)
Why was 6 afraid of 7
romeo
because 7 sent a bomb threat to 6's grandma's nursing home
Randal (from Ranfren)
It was Vore Day yesterday
romeo
it was national cat day yesterday
Randal (from Ranfren)
Do you suggest we start eating cats
romeo
i dont suggest that the days were just a silly coincidence
romeo
oh damn a fly just drowned in my coffee
>>774842
Randal (from Ranfren)
Personally I like bunny day more
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774840
Free protein
romeo
yucky yucky yucky
Randal (from Ranfren)
I miss Kris, she was the og and they replaced her with that literallywho Lyra #JusticeForKris
romeo
i have no idea what any of this means but keep going i like hearing you talk
Randal (from Ranfren)
Kris was the first real female protag in Pokemon, in Pokemon Crystal you can choose her as a playable character. Then in remakes they replaced her with Lyra
>>774852
Anonymous
.play dame tu cosita
garfield
proto zoomer music
romeo
oh my god i havent seen this video in years
Anonymous
this is post despacito i believe
Randal (from Ranfren)
Omfg not that alien
romeo
despacito was 2017 dame tu cosita was like 2018
>>774856
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774852
You take that back right now Kris was the only good thing about Crystal
>>774857
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774857
Oh sorry then lmao
romeo
hehehe
garfield
they're just givin it away for free
romeo
i remember watching a dame tu cosita minecraft mod on youtube when i was like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nonners
i heard if you press alt + f4 you get free tf2 hats
romeo
how old was i in 2018
Randal (from Ranfren)
0
romeo
wait hang on lemme do the math
romeo
i was 11-12
Anonymous
i was 13 when ts dropped
Randal (from Ranfren)
T_T
romeo
we love you gramps
Randal (from Ranfren)
Thanknyou
Anonymous
3
romeo
i need a doll of her
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774876
I was on my prefered marketplace the other day and I saw ACTUAL FUCKING MERCH OF THAT FUCKING NAZI THING FROM COUNTRYHUMANS LIKE ACTUAL SWASTIKAS ON BADGES AND I WANTED TO STRANGLE SOMEONE
romeo
oh god not that
romeo
>>774883
thank you repanon for this wonderful lead i will treasure this forever
>>774889
Randal (from Ranfren)
Like literal swaskitas. I know Ozon isn't like Ebay it's more like Craiglist but holy fuck
>>774887
Anonymous
i need that sexy pepe on my hard drive
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774887
Yes but it was that. I really should have screengrabbed that but trust me I wouldn't make this up
Anonymous
>>774884
np, but do keep in mind that the twitter kigu community is like 70% latex fetishists and the only other community is on /jp/
romeo
i do trust you as a former countryhumans fandom member
Randal (from Ranfren)
Never been into these things, I was always a Hetalia OG since 2014
romeo
my mom suggested i watch hetalia when i started watching countryhumans
Randal (from Ranfren)
Really gets you into the character
Randal (from Ranfren)
It's anime, all anime is uncanny valley
Anonymous
>>774895
#edit make this sound like a stupid dumb doodoo head dweeby nerd who's always wrong wrote this
Randal (from Ranfren)
Unless it's Berserk or something from 80's Shounen Jump
Randal (from Ranfren)
This is just humiliating, they did you do thrm likr that
garfield
BLEH! EW! WRONG!
romeo
whatshisface from class of 09
>>774904
romeo
shes stuck!!! help her!!!
romeo
no the nerd guy
Randal (from Ranfren)
Oh hang on a sec lmao
romeo
jeffery
Randal (from Ranfren)
Fun fact, the human pet guy (real name Cybersmith) is still on tumblr reblogging mommy fetish posts and diaper stuff
>>774911
romeo
human pet guy
Anonymous
>>774909
post that one fucking selfie of him in a train station please
Randal (from Ranfren)
Lemme get it
romeo
oh my god this is the most bombastically whimsical man i've ever seen in my life
Randal (from Ranfren)
The fact he looks like this
romeo
straight out of the polar express
Anonymous
what do you think his surgically modified human pet looks like
Randal (from Ranfren)
I know
romeo
I SAW AN EBAY AD ON MY TV WITH LANDO IN IT!!!! LANDO LANDO LAMDO LANDO LANDO MY BOYYYY I LOVE HIM LANDO LANOD
Randal (from Ranfren)
Man fuck this website seriously
Randal (from Ranfren)
I just want to post shit
Anonymous
>>774924
you need the mask too
Randal (from Ranfren)
I'm starting to miss Chris Rock zebra
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774928
I can't see it :(
romeo
cute twink boys cuddling and kissing a lot
Randal (from Ranfren)
I think I'm gonna go rewatch Madagascar I really miss Chris Rock zrbra
romeo
go do that !!!
romeo
>>774929
i fear this is how people perceive me
Randal (from Ranfren)
Are gay people even- *gets shot*
Anonymous
*has my frontal lobe bitten off* hey guys
>>774939
Anonymous
hey guy's
romeo
*kisses both of you* hi everypony
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774936
Hello Crying Child from Fnaf 4
Anonymous
hey guy's
Randal (from Ranfren)
Brih I'm trynna fish
romeo
i just wanna grill for gods sake
Randal (from Ranfren)
Forcing myself to enjoy Friends (David Schwimmer was in it)
>>774945
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play titus dave
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>774943
?? isnt david schwimmer an asshole
anon
i want a creepy stalker gf
yngven
new laptop in the mail!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
waow
Anonymous
omgomgomg
Anonymous
hi labbyyyyy!!!
labby
.play burning police car auktion
Anonymous
n where did you go
labby
was at wife's for a week but going back home rn
>>774961
Anonymous
Wowww
0.3534% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>774959
train girl
nonners
#botsay im watching
0.3535% laptopbooger!boymodewng
nonners don't watch me i'm changing right nwo
>>774965
nonners
ok
nonners
what a cockbiter
anon
What did you just say
shrimp
what a cockbiter
0.3537% laptopbooger!boymodewng
shrimp
0.3538% laptopbooger!boymodewng
shrimp
0.3539% laptopbooger!boymodewng
shrimp
shrimp
bwoger
0.3541% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what?
shrimp
hi
0.3542% laptopbooger!boymodewng
sssssssssssssssssssshrimp
>>774990
nonners
who the fuck pinged me
0.3543% laptopbooger!boymodewng
God
Anonymous
how do i stop having the cognitive abilities of a 70 year old man with dementia
anon
>>774929
I have a petplay fetish, but I think it would be nice if it were possible to walk people in a non-sexual way. I am aware that this might not be physically or psychologically possible. It would just be nice.
>>774984
Anonymous
>>774983
do you have a surgically modified human pet, perchance?
>>774985
anon
>>774984
more like we did operant conditioning really really fucking hard
>>774989
shrimp
i love petplay
anon
bah. i really do wish it were possible to do like casual petplay.
Anonymous
>>774985
ok whatever, what does that have to do with me complaining about my mental state(?)
>>774993
shrimp
ohh
shrimp
lmao
anon
im confused.
shrimp
they thought you were responding to their post about feeling like they have dimentia, which reinforces how they feel about their mental state because it is a silly thing to do
Anonymous
>>774996
i'm fucking distracted and out of it for the past couple days
0.3535% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>775002
0.3546% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>775002
0.3547% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>775005
anon
waprout
anon
heh idiot
0.3548% laptopbooger!boymodewng
my spreadsheet is taking forever to load
garfield
must be a chunky one
anon
shrimp
0.3549% laptopbooger!boymodewng
there's only 30 sheets that all are cross dependent on eachother and that load and change information depending on what you enter
0.3550% laptopbooger!boymodewng
so it's just being a little bitch
garfield
seems simple enough and not at all scary
0.3551% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i didn't make it i'm just using it for my vibeo game about making potions
0.3545% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play act naturally buck owens
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
hi labby are you perchance one and the same as the other labrys flag user
0.3553% laptopbooger!boymodewng
tea that's racist you can't just assume because they have the same flag they're the same person
>>775023
anon
Another month in the ban chamber will sort her out
>>775022
nonners
who up pushing a narrative
>>775024
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>775020
noooo
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>775019
im actually every afab on earth
anon
>>775021
I'm out here saying the CDC shooter was a registered Democrat and Kamala voter
>>775026
0.3554% laptopbooger!boymodewng
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 3 4 3 5 3 36=
anon
>>775026
I've already forged medical records which indicate he had myocarditis
straw bury
meow
anon
and that it was a revenge killing for "the clot shot"
>>775046
0.3555% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>775030
WHY ARE YOU BARKING
shrimp
felt like it
0.3556% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>775030
.play puppy princess
shrimp
twink
anon
I did 200 push ups this morning are you proud of me!
0.3557% laptopbooger!boymodewng
literally u
>>775041
shrimp
wow thats a lot
shrimp
i am yes
0.3558% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i love this guys voice
straw bury
^w^
Anonymous
>>775029
based, fuck them shots
shrimp
oh ya straftat
shrimp
straftat
straw bury
carl is mad that i kept beating him in straftat
shrimp
straftat

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