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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My tone deaf ass HAS to sing along
anon
Rose I did 200 push ups this morning
>>775460
phomeo
with ::
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
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::mimemoder i_can_do_anything
straw bury
meow :3
anon
Are you proud of me?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i sure am twinknon :3
anon
We should fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775453
All these pushups and still can't win a game of chess
>>775464
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
okiiii yay!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im trying to like cultivate top power so i can top this girl
>>775467
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk how to do that exactly but im trying
>>775467
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775461
Wonderhoe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Teehhee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ruikasa sounds like an exotic deseace (like that thing you catch if you consume people brains)
straw bury
hes a sex pest
phomeo
don't worry randy i will help fix your spelling
>>775482
anon
Rose encourage me more
anon
>>775475
You're just mad that I'm not flirting with you
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wonderhoy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775481
You want to get pregnant
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk who saki is i just thought she was cute when i made it
phomeo
I LOVE YOU SAKI TENMA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Everybody look at this
.play [YouTube]
phomeo
.play peaky peaky saki alt cover
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
awama
fentmom
guess whos up in this bitch
>>775496
phomeo
HI FENT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Which?
anon
I used to call someone I dated "my boy" in the Zelda CD voice, and then they came out as FTM and I think about this all the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775496
Straw jumpscare
fentmom
i am peak incel looking today
phomeo
yippee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
"i dont wanna be a boy but i wanna be your boy" - lex walton
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play auto-androgophiles lament
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MY JAM IS ON
fentmom
>>775502
i used to threaten people in online games by telling them "your in my realm now"
>>775512
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
WRONG SONG SILLY BOT
fentmom
it was this submarine game called barotrauma
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775508
Yes but I want to be sat on specifically
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not like "sit on my dick", like "sit on me entirely"
fentmom
yes thats why i dated 6 foot plus women for a point
phomeo
trust i will be posting too much ruikasa here
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You dated Carl?
fentmom
carl is a manly man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's a twink
fentmom
no i dated like the resident evil lady except a drastically lower functioning version
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When the resident is evil
fentmom
i look like a silent hill character i wish i was more like leon
fentmom
if i had to save a woman who was a mouse or a rat like ashley the leon in me would come out
phomeo
you're silly like leon is :3
>>775527
fentmom
yayy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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The age of incels comes, you will have to accept and submit yourself to the new authority
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775524
That guy who gets lost all the time
fentmom
one of my bizarre fantasies that involve being imprisoned is like being sent to gamer incel chud loser boy prison and romancing the sjw woke twitter prison guards
>>775532
phomeo
where's everyone going? bingo?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm sitting atm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
High on knock off Monster
fentmom
>>775532
it would be just like superjail
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish someone would steal my identity
phomeo
i wish someone would steal my vagina
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't even have any yaoi all I have is GL and NL >:/
straw bury
any funky bitches in chat rn?
>>775545
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Define funky
straw bury
if u have to ask then ur not it
fentmom
ive been called funky before
fentmom
as in i dance and stuff and dress nice not that i smell bad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>:/
straw bury
swag
straw bury
.play funkmaster flex full set
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775544
Who doesn't'
phomeo
>>775544
me too mother me too (i had to carry heavy heavy groceries up the stairs and almost fell twice) (i am drenched in sweat) (help me)
>>775553>>775556
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775551
#smack
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775550
I remember when I fell of the stairs face first
phomeo
owie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Somehow didn't lose my teeth
fentmom
>>775550
you're training core strength good job
fentmom
would you ever do weighlifting or something similar
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You need HM Strenght
phomeo
no because im lazy
fentmom
sorry i ask every single trasnmasc this
fentmom
ok ... ok ............. i unerstand ...
straw bury
>>775557
pins u down on ur back :(
phomeo
YEEEEEEEOWWWWCHHHHH!!!!!
0.3585% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>775566
#change this to mooing (like a calf)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gastonmaxxing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Raw eggs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fucking bitches no rubber and killing things with my medieval gun
fentmom
did you know our prime minister is the leader and president of the no condom club
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Which one, there's like 7 of them
fentmom
keir starmer
fentmom
he knocked up his subordinates when he was a lefty human rights lawyer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh yeah the new one
fentmom
it resulted in a pregnancy
romeo
PEAK IS ON
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All I got is fanart of Postal Dude sucking cock but I'll get ban hammered
romeo
waow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
For a supposed liberal board this place is weirdly anti sex
>>775587
romeo
>>775580
their sweaters look comfy i want them
romeo
>>775585
you're getting defenestrated
fentmom
>>775583
i am pro sex but i do not talk about it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775585
Ola chikas
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play still all scared of ouija boards
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
FENT YOU RAT HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN BROTHER IN JAIL A SPICY KEYCHAIN
romeo
.play dj shimamura tokyo hardcore music all night
romeo
.play nyan cat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>tatu'd lolis
Makes me think of that pixiv artist who's shtick was drawing girls with full body tattoos (irezumi)
fentmom
real talk i should investigate applying some sort of spiro + chastity cage scenario to myself
fentmom
i lose 2 hours a day entertaining bizarre scenarios where i clone myself and marry the clones off to my friends in order to create some kind of crusader kings noble house
>>775602
fentmom
>>775602
those places cant contain me + legitimately i met too many hot bitches at the last one i was at
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Let them cook
fentmom
i would need a way to make my clones slightly different to me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You can cripple one of them
romeo
.play dasukede erin
fentmom
the person who marries the crippled version of me would be kinda crazy for that but i respect it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You wouldn't believe me if I told you there's a recorded paraphilia for almost anything
>>775613
romeo
i would marry the version of you that's ftm instead of mtf
fentmom
i have like thought extensively about ftm me
romeo
>>775610
yea disability fetish is like nothing
fentmom
it would be a bad idea to marry ftm me bc they would be cheating on you 24 7 with me
romeo
waow
fentmom
you would have to raise insane clonecest bastard child
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me in cuck chair
fentmom
>>775618
this would result in satan being born
romeo
you have to watch us sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm just gonna dissociate the whole time
fentmom
yes randal is ketting out in the chair
romeo
then he won't have to notice how stupid fat i am
romeo
you do though
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're fat?
romeo
yea
fentmom
ftm me would intentionally get fat in order to entice me and i would do the same except get more muscular and sickly looking
>>775642
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me too brotha *hand shake*
romeo
*kisses you on the forehead*
fentmom
i know myself
romeo
waow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I know where you live
romeo
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (video skipped)
fentmom
im buying randal goodies when im in japan
romeo
im going to japan in a few years if i can save up the money
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to go to Japan but for a different reason
fentmom
my friends keep on saying theyre going to take me to a fat lady host bar but i know this would be an insane mistake
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Specifically I want to visit Sakaiminato in Tottori, because there's Shigeru Mizuki road in it and other great things
fentmom
>>775642
[gets a nosebleed and fucking dies]
romeo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOO
romeo
>>775647
actually one of the greatest pieces of art on the internet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was thinking of doing a parody on that "beware the pipeline" image but the guys turns into Randal instead of transitioning
fentmom
>>775647
do transmasc people entertain the thought of becoming an incel-adjacent discord fuckerman goonlord
>>775654>>775651
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't ask
fentmom
i make discoveries every day
fentmom
>>775654
i already lived that im trying 2 be normal now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't wanna be normal, "normal" would mean throwing my ideals away
fentmom
my one piece loving autistic landlord had to walk in on me using his tv to do video calls with hello kitty women
romeo
i would be normal but i'm severely autistic and lazy and i've been on the internet for far too long so i've been corrupted into being a stupid edgelord
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
(ideals being being a disgusting edgelord sex pest)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Being desentisized to most things isn't so bad
fentmom
Desensitize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wow his head came back together :D
fentmom
im meowth
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, you're James
fentmom
like if i were a pokeman id be meowth
fentmom
im not a fag but im fruity so i am meowth
romeo
if i were a pokemon i'd be applin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk I just think Snivy is the best starter
fentmom
you only sorta look like an applin but im not gonna search for pokemans that look like you
fentmom
that sounds like a deep dark hole
romeo
yknow what else is a deep dark hole
>>775674
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Heh, deep fark hole
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ted's cave, a classic story
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775674
*wipes you* My poor little lobotomy victim
fentmom
i am luther from ranfren if he were like 50% less responsible and had drastic mood and personality shifts
>>775678
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775676
Huh...?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unless you're not ready to deal with mood swings
anon
>>775679
literally happened to me before
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775681
You're not even german
fentmom
my surname is apparently german and not welsh/norman like i thought it was
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My surname is irish but I'm not completely irish
romeo
i am a very irish person despite being an amerimutt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't call yourself that
fentmom
yes i have seen a picture of you i could tell you were irish
romeo
chubby cheeks, red face, blue eyes, shit colored hair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That doesn't mean you're an amerimutt
fentmom
i always found amerimutt as an insult to be weird bc it came from like people in places of the world of very mixed ethnicity
fentmom
i guess its projection as always
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ITALIAAAAAA
romeo
nuh uh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wdym put it away
romeo
.play lost ones weeping shiho alt vocal
fentmom
his t*t is showing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Afraid of a little nipple? No wonder your country passed that law
fentmom
you're not patrick bateman but you remind me a little of sean bateman
fentmom
i think you were probably a bit seanlike when you were younger
anon
I am literally Patrick Bateman and like Sigma
fentmom
patrick bateman is like a heavily closeted homosexual who doesnt know what love is but desperately seeks it
>>775709>>775710>>775711
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Patrick Star
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775707
A movie directed by a woman? With a non-gay male protag? Unpossible
romeo
>>775707
maybe i'm a patrick bateman kinnie
fentmom
nobody ever called me patrick bateman but i remember when this transmasc lesbian type person said i was like the school shooter from american horror story (tate i think) and called me an alcoholic whore on the same day
romeo
oh boy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Randy Stair fenotype
fentmom
my knees went weak
fentmom
i am nothing like randy stair he is like a 0/10 version of me
>>775718
anon
Someone called me Patrick Bateman derisively and I took it as a compliment
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775716
I know, just wanted to say Randy Stair
fentmom
you torment your own noble bloodline kin mother fucker
fentmom
i banish you
anon
Randy Stair
romeo
i used to both kin and have a crush on cal from zero day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, the boy one
anon
He had an Ultra 87 so basically we are blood brothers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Boy Rin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Girl Len
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk
romeo
tramsgndr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
At least they're not twins cause that would be boring
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had dinner............ yumyum food
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i want chocolate so bad rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I miss Project Diva and it's angular models
anon
Alright I am going to get a cigar
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i miss the girl i have a crush and her cute lil ch- im not finishing that
anon
So that I don't crave ice cream
romeo
.play pretty rave girl 2006
fentmom
ok thats it im posting my kin list i made when i was a drughead
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i think the cigar may be worse than ice cream
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
though i would love some icecream rn icl mnnnnn
romeo
i want ice cream :(
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
does anyone wanna keep me as a pet ?? id be p easy to look after but i would require a lot of treats and also headpats
>>775751>>775748
romeo
>>775747
i'll take you on a walk to the local ice cream parlor
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yay!
fentmom
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please ignore the fact bojack and several other extremely terrible people are on there i am nothing like these people except sharing similar mental illnesses i think i was just being jokingly extremely harsh on myself
>>775754>>775752
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775747
Okay but don't pee on the carpet please
>>775753
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775750
Why the fuck are you Wolf from NuPogodi
>>775755
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775755
NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can we stop dead naming me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775756
Gary Oak
romeo
no, you're all of the beatles at once
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and also gary oak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
JRPG
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
explain ur reasonings also
>>775768
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
John Ringo Paul George
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775766
Nah
*jumps into the ocean and turns into a fish*
romeo
*throws fishing rod into the ocean and reels up randal*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha fool you threw the entire fishing rod say goodbye to fishing
romeo
i dont know how to fish !!!!!
romeo
i'm a city fag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha later sucker
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775772
Yes I know, and I'm not happy about it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>775776
i mean the girl i like who is also a bunny boy who i desperately want to fuck
>>775780
romeo
wait i need to make my kinlist
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have Randy Stair fanart
fentmom
>>775777
i think i am out of my wolf who wants to bang a bunny phase id rather bang another wolf
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i am unfortunately not i am feeling very wolf rn
fentmom
all the bunnies eventually become wolves anyway
>>775783
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775782
That's like Chirin's Bell plot expect with lamb instead
romeo
i'll be back in like 20 minutes whne i finally finish this thing
fentmom
you're leaving me to die
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Leaving Fent to be comsummed by lust
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
fr tho can someone kin assign me n explain why plox
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Plok
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play plok boss theme
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775790
That girl from Dandadan forgot her name
>>775797
romeo
momo?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah momo
anon
Alright young thugs
anon
What we smokin
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>775791
thats momo ayase
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No smoking
>>775801
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i like aira shiratori more
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775800
*look
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THe only thing you should be smoking is some baby back ribs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yum
anon
You better shut that goofy ass up before I smoke you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Try me homo
anon
*begins kissing you passionately, thug style*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lil Nas X
fentmom
Master Fent
fentmom
>>775811
this is just me but with like a medieval serf haircut which is something i have pulled off in the past and i WILL pull off again
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Look, if you want to rp I'm in but don't steal identitys
fentmom
are you not saying our dynamic is luther and randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm everyone's Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The more I draw paralles between myself and him the more I realize why people kin some characters
fentmom
Nobody Understand U Like I Do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, that's why I view him being agender and disabled like me (projecting)
fentmom
going to assault the elephant parade in postal 2 again
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My favourite part is smoking cops
fentmom
thats my favourite part of the game
fentmom
i set the elephants on fire and they attack everyone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hate cops
fentmom
yeah i like to dual wield akimbo pistol attack the cop house
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pissing on cops' donuts and making them eat them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Quitely queueing things to suprise Romeo
fentmom
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ahhhhhh releif !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fent, Rock Hunter or Jon St. John?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*Rick
fentmom
rick hunter always
fentmom
im tired of hearing JSJ and his derivatives all the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Rick Hunter for me too, but also Zack Ward
fentmom
i like the movie portrayal of him a lot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack Ward is my "pookie" as tehy say
fentmom
i remember this kid who was on my bricklaying course who was like ADHD and effectively illiterate somehow understood the fatalistic themes of the character
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I watched it twice already and will do it again
fentmom
it was amazing it endeared poor people to me so much
fentmom
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NOOOOO!! my comfort character !!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>exit
fentmom
This Is Not An Exit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>exit
fentmom
the postal movie is genuinely funny
fentmom
i like the shootout where each party fails at maiming anyone with their guns except random child actors and a guy in an electronic wheelchair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ofc it is, it's directed by Uwe Boll
fentmom
all the kids go like "wooahh!!" and "cowabunga dude" when they get shot i couldnt stop laughing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My favourite part is when kids get smoked
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack_Ward_LF.jpg
Okay but real talk though, Zack Ward is a perfect cast role for Randal, he's got slanted eyes and is ginger and is canadian

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