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labby
she maintains her position of authority by rotating baby tgirls in and out of her dedicated defense team and by forcefully maintaining a stranglehold on local E selling
labby
i hate her sm man she tried to get one of my friends into her room recently
>>777063
straw bury
>>777061
i will help u jump her
labby
bc my friend was goinf through her first bpd breakup, which is obviously the perfect moment to start sexually assualting her and trying to get her to do lsd w you
straw bury
i have never fought in my life but wahtever
shrimp
i jumped someone once kinda
>>777080
straw bury
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labby
i fucking hate the drug and rape epidemics in trans spaces man
labby
this shit sucks so much and its everywhere
labby
there's this one 19 year old tgirl in my wife's city who p much got trafficked from yankland to the netherlands by her (legally married and extremely uncontrolled bpd) wife and just gets fed drugs by her all the time
straw bury
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labby
essentially my political project is stopping tgirls from doing this shit to each other
anon
>>777075
And what do I get in exchange
straw bury
i like to think that i would be able to avoid getting assaulted but im just kinda dumb and have nobody who would rlly care
labby
>>777066
im this close to attacking some of my scene rapists ngl
labby
the fact i have scene rapists is fucked already
anon## global mod
We are going to change the topic now, thank you very much.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
love will be revealed
>>777086
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hit song by cameron winter
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
everyone please listen to heavy metal by cameron winter its sooooo good
labby
modanon can u smite me so i stop feeling angry
>>777090
straw bury
maybe also delete my messages about getting assaulted as a kid i feel like it might be too heavy
anon## global mod
its all good, the topic is just a bit heavy and can be triggering when brought up so much
>>777092
labby
I've just been confronted w it a lot so im kinda stuck in a loop of being angry abt it, didnt mean to bring the convo to such a heavy thing
>>777094
anon## global mod
>>777093
#hug I understand, it's a very troubling thing
straw bury
guh
straw bury
why do i tolerate cis ppl and straight ppl
straw bury
they r always so mean to me :(
fentmom
well it helps to meet people who are Normal but i get you
straw bury
well trans ppl r also mean to me so
straw bury
whatever
straw bury
meow
straw bury
miaow
straw bury
:3
straw bury
mrow
straw bury
imma listen to the new crustbag essay and eat chicken and cool down love u guys
anon
>>777106
this seems like an onion article
labby
>>777107
here is a 90 minute documentary abt the dutch squatting scene that includes an interview w a wacko who organized a fake execution
fentmom
id watch but every time i open a video it takes my internet out
fentmom
also check out this GET
straw bury
impressive. very nice
>>777113
anon
straw bury even
straw bury
carl im sad :(
anon
What's up?
anon
What's got you feeling this way
straw bury
have u been paying attention to the chat until now lol
anon
Not really
anon
Been ducking in and out
fentphone
strawbury when my internet is fixed would you like to play wesnoth
fentphone
it’s an epic free game
straw bury
sure :3
fentphone
i need to buy an Ethernet cable
anon
wesnoth?
fentphone
wesnoth is like fire emblem kind of
>>777206
fentphone
very balanced and has fun factions
fentphone
i like playing as the drakes
anon
mind if I join?
fentphone
oh absolutely it’s more fun with multiple players like if you get a 2v2 going it’s sick as hell
fentphone
even when a lot of people are noobs
anon
I'm assuming it can run on a toaster
fentphone
yes it’s made for Linux people
labby
oh yeah fent ill play wesnoth w u some time
fentphone
huzzah
terry
4/lgbt/'s insanity is kinda entertaining to look at sometimes
straw bury
ok but who is on whose team lol
>>777150
straw bury
i would sooner die than fight at carls side
straw bury
not after he used dirty tactics to push back my army and desecrate my sacrificial altar
terry
haii straw
straw bury
terry terry terry terry terry tery terry terry terry terry :3
>>777142
anon
Hello terry
terry
hiiiii twinkanon ;)
fentphone
hallo terry have we met before
terry
ummm uhhhh ehhhh
terry
idk
terry
:3
terry
is it bow
terry
is it boymoder summer already
fentphone
I should explain to you lot what wesnoth entails faction wise
terry
>>777156
#refute

oh, so you think you're a cat now? fascinating. let me dismantle this laughable claim piece by piece. first of all, if you were *actually* a cat, you wouldn’t be typing coherent text—unless you’ve somehow evolved opposable thumbs and a working knowledge of human keyboards, which i highly doubt. cats don’t even have the cognitive capacity to form declarative sentences, let alone announce their species to strangers on the internet.

second, where’s the proof? where’s the whisker footage? the dramatic leaps onto furniture? the ungodly 3am yowling for no reason? you can’t just *say* you’re a cat and expect us to take it at face value. this is like claiming you’re a dragon because you burned your toast this morning—your fantasy is cute, but woefully unsubstantiated.

and let’s talk about the pathetic attempt at vocalization: “meow meow”? really? do you think *actual* cats waste their time enunciating in clean, repetitive, perfectly transcribed syllables? no, they screech, trill, and make those weird chirpy noises when they see birds. your performance is about as convincing as a squirrel pretending to be a bank manager.

if you’re going to lie about being a cat, at least commit. gnaw on some wires. vomit on the carpet. develop an irrational hatred for cucumbers. until then, spare us the suspiciously articulate feline cosplay and log off before i start questioning whether you even know what a “cat” *is*.
terry
cant believe it's 4 am
fentmom
its quarter past 2 in the am here
terry
beware of the horny sleep deprived tranner, she will chase you all over the place
>>777182
terry
ROOOOOOOOOOOSE ORLANDOOOOOOOOOO
terry
>>777185
damn, maybe we should do more things together then *wink wink*
>>777187
anon
>>777186
I mean, I figured it would be a bit too forwards to come out the gate saying we should fuck
>>777188
terry
shirmp
shrimp
>>777197
i dont think u can even find a new one lol
fentmom
grubb
terry
would u eat a biscuit for ¥3.76 🥺
>>777204
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
would u buy rose orlando album for whatever 7GBP is in your currency??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>777126
oooo sounds fun
fentmom
the fire alarm is making that beep noise in my kitchen
labby
hi libpol dot org
labby
i am sad and do not enjoy anything when im not in my wife's city
labby
what do
0.3552% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i hate moving
0.3587% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i spent like 900 on groceries this month
0.3588% laptopbooger!boymodewng
just getting the basics
>>777219
terry
>>777218
google boymoder inflation for more info
0.3589% laptopbooger!boymodewng
true
0.3590% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i was like gonna make like burger bowls, and then i looked, and I didn't have any onion powder or garlic powder and i was like FUCK and that's bascially been this entire month
"Oh shit i should make xyz,"
>look inside
>missing everything
>>777222
terry
>>777221
meanwhile pedophile billionaires get to gobble up everything
terry
fuck this straight earth
0.3591% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i don't really think about pedophile billionaires when making dinner, but i guess that's valid
>>777225
terry
>>777224
me neither, i usually like to think about getting married instead :3
>>777227
terry
but I do think about them when I get my paycheck and it's barely enough to cover my expenses for the month
terry
>>777225
i wish i had a partner to cook for in a cute little apron ;_;
>>777228
anon
>>777227
As long as you aren't wearing anything underneath and you don't mind if I touch
>>777229
terry
(hothothotbothot)
0.3593% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i fucking LOVE SPREADSHEETS
0.3595% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what about my spreadsheet twink anon
>>777237
anon
>>777236
it's a nice spreadsheet but I don't like cyan
0.3596% laptopbooger!boymodewng
cyan is only because I'm losing money
anon
I'm more partial to like a dark color for that
0.3598% laptopbooger!boymodewng
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::straftat
0.3599% laptopbooger!boymodewng
::straftat
#throw
>>777231
0.3600% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but fr groceries have been DESTRYOING me lately lmao, moving sucks so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
0.3601% laptopbooger!boymodewng
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i had to rebuy the giant jar of minced garlic
::Sob
anon
Yeah but once you have everything, you'll be done
0.3602% laptopbooger!boymodewng
true
0.3603% laptopbooger!boymodewng
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but how much will that be
::Sob
anon
Hey bloober, I think you had a typo
anon
In your spreadsheet
anon
It was missing me and u
fentphone
great the clothes I go to job interviews in are all torn up now
fentphone
how am I supposed to be respectable hard working young man coded now
>>777255
anon
Along with steel toe boots
anon
that's what I did to score a job in the lumberyard
fentmom
i got a flannel two actually
fentmom
i guess ill wear those to go beg for kitchen porter jobs in
fentmom
oh yeah time to play violent video game
fentmom
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yeah sorry sexy llama isnt gonna get me to buy your shit ad
yngven
:3
fentmom
hello fellow nb flag
yngven
helo
yngven
how goes it
fentmom
jobless and lookign for job
yngven
mood
anon
hm
fentmom
.play all about lily chou chou
shrimp
twink
anon
will you kiss my biceps they hurt
>>777274
anon
thank you
shrimp
anything for that new 5090...
>>777282
0.3604% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#smartai can shrimp think

The cognitive abilities of shrimp, and crustaceans more broadly, are a fascinating subject in comparative neurobiology. While shrimp lack the complex centralized brain structures found in vertebrates (like mammals or birds), they do possess a decentralized nervous system with ganglia—clusters of neurons that process sensory input and coordinate behavior.

Research suggests that shrimp exhibit **rudimentary cognition**, though not in the way humans conceptualize "thinking." For example:
- They demonstrate **associative learning** (e.g., associating light cues with food rewards).
- Some species show **spatial memory**, navigating environments effectively.
- Cleaner shrimp (*Lysmata amboinensis*) have displayed **problem-solving skills**, such as manipulating objects to access food.

However, their behaviors are largely driven by instinctual neural circuits refined by evolution rather than abstract reasoning or self-awareness. Unlike octopuses (cephalopods with notable intelligence), shrimp operate on simpler reflexive and learned responses to environmental stimuli.

In summary: Shrimp don’t "think" in a human-like sense but process information adaptively within ecological niches—a testament to evolutionary efficiency rather than conscious deliberation.
can shrimp think
0.3605% laptopbooger!boymodewng
QED
shrimp
ive been thinking
0.3606% laptopbooger!boymodewng
You can't.
shrimp
and yet
anon
>>777276
If I do get you a 5090ti, you are going to have to suck my (redacted) for like 5 months straight
shrimp
deal
anon
Because like 90% of my money comes as oil checks, I can't easily liquidate alot of the land and property
0.3607% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>oil checks
as a simple blue collar lowly shift worker I simply cannot relate. I spend every day (every 4 days) grinding so hard (yapping)
anon
>>777286
When an oil company and a mineral rights owner love each other very much, the oil company pays the mineral rights owner royalties to drill on their land as a percentage of the monthly profits from the oil
shrimp
ohhhhhhhh
anon
Meaning that I actually fuckin hate Trump and his drill baby drill retardation because all of my oil is already tapped, I do also have alot of shale which I guess when Trump decides chemicals in the water is a good things will make money with fracking
fentmom
when are we launching an all out attack on a cargo ship bringing 100 tons of dr*gs into the country and seizing the goods for ourselves
fentmom
it can be like miami vice but we're the bad guys too
anon
This but with foreign crude oil
anon
Specifically foreign crude coming in, because alot of the crude coming from our land is also getting sent to Saudi Arabia for them to refine
shrimp
soooo its a yes to the 5090 right
shrimp
:3
fentmom
TA what weapons are we using to storm the cargo ship / mansion / drug den
anon
I'm too much of a cheapskate to buy it new, but maybe used and also convince someone to trade down
>>777301
fentmom
i want to use m4 carbine rifle with drum magazine
fentmom
toney montana
shrimp
>>777298
i dont even need smth that expensive id be happy with like a 3090 regular and 16 more gb of ram...
>>777304
anon
>>777301
I actually have a 3090 I'm not using cause my motherboard is broken lmao
>>777306
shrimp
>>777304
why doesnt windows have the pleading emoji pretend i posted the pleading emoji
fentmom
this game has so many wacky chinese guns in it i love it
fentmom
you can even pick up some tricked out glock pistol thats been given a hello kitty makeover
anon
I have an Ultra 87, and I have a certain affection for shitty chinese guns
anon
Like you can tell their industry is not well tooled for weapons manufacture, but they have to make it, so it's like the biggest corner cutting shit possible coming from people that have likely never seen a gun outside of a few schematics they stole from the US
anon
And their insane limitations lead to things like a sniper rifle grenade launcher
>>777312
0.3609% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>777313
thats* rong* tho*
please use correct grammar, it would be appreciated.
anon
Their possessive because it is THEIR limitations
shrimp
twink you have fallen for the oldest trick in the booger book
>>777320
anon
It's okay, I like bloober's tricks
anon
She's cute
shrimp
ikr
shrimp
>>777320
you wrote a whole book don't be shy
anon
>>777324
Oh yeah that piece of shit lmao
shrimp
so twink how many months of straight dick sucking do i need to do for ur 3090
anon
I'll tell you what, mardi gras is in like 8 months I believe, so if you ever want to come down for a Mardi Gras, I'd let you stay at my place, suck my dick a few times, then I'd give it to you at a discount so that I could get a used one later on
>>777330
anon
>>777330
I mean like 400 bucks or so
fentmom
now thats for taking out police helicopters
>>777335
anon
>>777333
It is, basically the Chinese don't really have the manufacturing no-how for a proper anti-materiel weapon as well as the no-how for alot of squad support stuff, so they rolled everything into one massively dogshit package and did the Chinese classic of hoping "big number scares Western pig" so they never have to use it
>>777337
shrimp
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oh huh wow theyre uh rather expensive arent they
shrimp
sry daddy
anon
I will DIE if you call me daddy, literally DIE in a negative way
shrimp
thats kinda amusing tho
shrimp
do you prefer Father
anon
I will throw myself out this WINDOW
anon
It's one story and I've fallen from it before
anon
What do i call you?
anon
You can call me sexy
anon
Okay sexy.
anon
Wait is this shrimp or just a random anon, because I meant for that to go for a random anon
shrimp
thats just a random anon
anon
shrimp has to call me something more creative
shrimp
uncle?
anon
Oh my GOD I am going to JUMP
shrimp
bwah
anon
I need to take more pictures and post them
shrimp
ok u dont like sir, daddy, what about uhh master
anon
I'm okay with that one, but there is a caveat in that I have had BAD experiences with that too lmao
shrimp
are ur issues with the others from bad experiences
anon
Oh no I just think daddy stuff is grody, and sir I mean I guess but I'm not super into that it's just bland to me, also I am way to like heteroflexible for someone to call me sir,
anon
You don't get to wear pasties and a thong in the French Quarter and have people call you sir
shrimp
i dont see why not
anon
Mayhaps, idk normally I'm fine with people just calling me my name lol
shrimp
i mean it is very like stuffy and formal
shrimp
carl
anon
THAT "S NOT MY NAMEE!!!!
shrimp
but what if its my name for you
anon
When I was chatting with straw girl she kept calling me carl on here and I would cry in the whiniest voice I could "Dat's not my namme!!!
shrimp
cute
anon
Also I hope she knows I was playing up the butthurt from losing repeatedly because it was funny I was getting my ass whipped so bad
shrimp
i thought u were like... actually mad...
shrimp
syke
anon
lmao, I haven't played an FPS in over 3 years, so I kind of expected to be bad, but GOD I am so rusty
shrimp
no i think it was apparent
shrimp
yeah straftat is also pretty uhhh hardcore and fast
anon
I told her that I was going to secretly make an alt and put like 3000 hours into straftat
anon
I played Quake Champions alot, I'm not unfamiliar with that type of game, but I also like only like a handful of weapons in straftat too
shrimp
ah ya
shrimp
some of them are dogshit lol
anon
I wish that like there were more explosives and explosive jumping was a more major part of it
shrimp
that would be really fun yeah, the rockets as they are auto knock you back and if they hit you they 1 shot u usually
anon
>>777378
Oh really? You know I have a tens unit thing that I can program to shock me when I lose
>>777389
fentmom
that game looks fun
fentmom
i will play when i have a mouse mat and a stable connection
anon
I just like TF2 too much, so I want to play some tf2 again
shrimp
its one of the best shooters ever probably
shrimp
id play tf2
shrimp
i loooooove tf2
fentmom
had to stop playing tf2 lately when a demoknight killed me from halfway across the map with a sword
anon
>>777389
It's not for muscle relief, it's for a different kind of relief
fentmom
felt like that was time to clock out
anon
I will admit, demoknight is one of my least favorite parts of TF2
fentmom
extremely boring to fight against
fentmom
like they just become what you have to focus on in a way thats different to duelling another scot
anon
Yeah, they are just brick walls that move stupid fast and every single demoknight player just like picks on circuit on the map to run around and farm on
fentmom
also i personally hate them so i beeline to kill them
fentmom
every demoknight also is like
fentmom
somebody who represents a group on the internet i have a hard time empathising with
anon
black people
fentmom
no i mean like people called Astolfo Fucker (she/her)
anon
You were thinking it
shrimp
I WASNT
fentmom
black people probably play classes in tf2 like soldier because hes like goku
shrimp
i dont have an issue with demoknight tho
fentmom
just a lone warrior
fentmom
one time i just switched to demoknight and got four kills in a row while going "WOW...WOW...EPIC..WOW.." and then i quit the game
shrimp
skill issue most likely
anon
Black people like fighting games and any time I am with a black person, they always want to play injustice 2 with me
anon
So I know how to play Bane really well in Injustice
anon
Moral of the story, I took a black person with me as a date to a Mardi Gras ball so I am certified not racist, never racist, and never can be called racist
>>777417
shrimp
>>777415
i dont even understand what this means
anon
It means I am blackballed and can't join Southern Yacht Club lol
fentmom
my black ex girlfriend said i was like a reverse oreo
shrimp
ESTABLISHED FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE SCIENCE OF SAILING AND YACHTING, AND FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT OF ATHLETIC COMPETITION AND SOCIAL INTERACTION AMONGST
>>777421
shrimp
its members
shrimp
the souther yacht club
anon
Yeah, I am actually a junior member of southern yacht club so that was a fib
anon
My aunt got me in
shrimp
is ur family built on blood money
>>777430
fentmom
yes hes a cajun or something like that
anon
Speaking of which I ought to sign up for a regatta mayhaps
anon
>>777426
When I was in grade school and we were learning about slavery, there was like a word I learned for like "a really big plantation with over a thousand slaves" and I asked my dad about it and he said "oh yeah the (last name here)'s had one of those in Haiti before the revolution)", so yes
>>777437
anon
But we all got out of that sooner than the US did lol, and we all just went into maritime law and shipping
>>777437
anon
Actually I feel like my genetics are like a cartoonish confluence of evil lmao
>slave owners
>German industrialists
>mafiosos
>oil barons
>lawyers
>>777437>>777435
anon
wtf am i walking into
fentmom
>>777433
damn you wanna let me hold some of that oil baron money
anon
Nah, most of the oil money is running dry because the family are a bunch of wastrels, then again "running dry" here means like 2 million dollars worth of oil rights lol
anon
that's a lot of dots shrimp
shrimp
its very interesting
anon
Looking into this!
anon
shrimp is determining the reality of taking my blood money (a used 3090)
>>777450
anon
what's your life insurance policy like twink
anon
Too young to have one, but you could like kill my mom or something (don't do this, I'll be implicated)
fentmom
if i won like a lottery (check this GET btw) i would deffo buy some big ass mansion to be like my familys seat
anon
? i have one
anon
Why? You don't have kids do you?
>>777448
fentmom
all the failchildren could continue to live in it
fentmom
i plan on having some in 3-5 years
fentmom
FentDad
anon
same reason i have a retirement plan at like 23 lol. Work
anon
>>777450
It wouldn't work out, I am a massive cheapskate
shrimp
well if the sex is good then idrc
>>777457
anon
I do spend money on nice dates and such though, I don't mind buying people nice things, but you aren't going to get the massive payday out of it, I've seen too many people on my mom's side get completely sunk from that stuff
fentmom
lets just say some of the routes in my VN are close to complete
anon
>>777454
Oh yeah, the sex will be good, still want to have fun with you and your girlfriend, you two seem like you'd make a cute couple

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