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evil shrimp
sry now im evil
lain from scary computers
we meet again
lain from scary computers
>>778774
unbound.jpg
evil shrimp
its actually judge.jpg
anon
that dog has such a majestic nose
evil shrimp
they love this popular dog for its 12 inch snout
lain from scary computers
k
evil shrimp
lackadaisy
KittyUwuminati
>>778781
very nyce surgery :3
lain from scary computers
oh no
evil shrimp## global mod
>>778786
#smite
evil shrimp## global mod
>>778786
#smite
lain from scary computers
WHAT
evil shrimp
im evil
KittyUwuminati
I was in the zone, took my bath after exercising, and was gonna have a second snack before getting on vrchat, but when my roomie said he was gonna be cooking in the kitchen for a long long time... I well you know... I got very tired and went to bed. And now am just remembering me being nocturnal helps with avoiding kitchen sharing issues... IE if I do my cooking/kitchen stuff at a specific tyme this is less likely to happen again.
KittyUwuminati
>>778785
thats a lot of nose >>778791 i like shrimp shrimp is gud, i like lobsters and crabs too
evil shrimp
orange.png
oh i thought this was cough syrup
lain from scary computers
#smartai in one cubic kilometer (base at ground level) if every tick in that box was placed in a 1m by 1m by 1m box how dense would it be

To determine the density of ticks within a cubic kilometer (1 km³) when each tick is confined to an individual 1 m × 1 m × 1 m box, we must first establish several parameters:

### **Key Assumptions & Calculations:**
1. **Volume Conversion:**
- A cubic kilometer equals \(10^9\) cubic meters (\( \text{km}^3 = (1000 \, \text{m})^3 = 10^9 \, \text{m}^3\)).

2. **Tick Density per Box:**
- If one tick occupies a \(1 \, \text{m}^3\) space, then in \(10^9 \, \text{m}^3\), there would be exactly \(N = 10^9\) ticks.

3. **Mass Considerations:**
- The average mass of a tick varies by species and life stage but typically ranges from ~\(0.5–4 \) mg for adult hard ticks (*Ixodidae*). For this calculation, let’s assume an average mass of **\(m_{\text{tick}} = 2 \) mg** (\(2 \times 10^{-6} \, \textrm{kg}\)) per tick.

4. **Total Mass in Cubic Kilometer:**
\[
M_{\text{total}} = N \times m_{\text{tick}} = (10^9) (2\times10^{-6}\,{\rm kg}) }=2000\,{\rm kg}
_\]

5. **Volumetric Density (\(\rho\))**:
\[
{\rho}= {\frac{M_\textrm{total}}{V}}={\frac{{2000\,\mathrm {kg}}}{({1000000000}\,\mathrm {{m}^{3}}) }}={2\times {}{}^{-6}\;\;}{\dfrac {{\mathit {kg}}}{{{\mathit {m}}^{}}}}}}
_\]

### Interpretation:
The resulting density (**\(\mathbf{2}\) grams per cubic meter**) is extraordinarily diffuse—comparable to the density of air at high altitudes or certain industrial aerosols.

- Contextual Comparison: Earth's atmospheric density at sea level is ~\(1200 \; g/m³\). This hypothetical "tick cloud" would thus be *600 times less dense than air*.

### Biological Realism Check:
This scenario assumes uniform distribution without accounting for biological constraints like aggregation behavior or mortality due to overcrowding stress (~impossible under real conditions).

Would you like further refinement with specific species' data?
in one cubic kilometer (base at ground level) if every tick in that box was placed in a 1m by 1m by 1m box how dense would it be
phomeo
my arms hurt
phomeo
and i hit myself in the head with my guitar
phomeo
lobotomy
KittyUwuminati
>>778807
heartwarming imagery phomeo >>778808 what happened lain how did teh computers become scaries?
lain from scary computers
virus...
evil shrimp
very low effort
KittyUwuminati
#smartai give us theories as to why in the year 2025 fascists are trying so hard to crack down on the internet, and real reasons as to why they ACTUALLY feel threatened by the internet

The fascist crackdown on the internet in 2025 can be understood through several intersecting sociopolitical, economic, and psychological theories. Their perceived threat is not arbitrary—it stems from concrete vulnerabilities that decentralized information networks pose to authoritarian control structures. Below are rigorously supported explanations for their motivations:

### **1. Erosion of Monopolized Narratives**
Fascism thrives on a singular, state-sanctioned narrative where dissent is minimized or eliminated. The internet’s inherent democratization of knowledge disrupts this by enabling:
- **Counter-Hegemonic Discourse:** Independent journalists, activists, and scholars bypass traditional gatekeepers (state media), exposing contradictions in propaganda.
- **Epistemic Plurality:** Multiple truths coexist online, making it impossible for regimes to enforce a single "official" reality—something essential for totalitarian stability.

### **2. Decentralized Resistance & Networked Dissent**
Historically, resistance movements required centralized leadership vulnerable to suppression (e.g., arrests of party heads). The internet enables leaderless movements via:
- **Lateral Communication:** Platforms like encrypted messaging apps allow rapid coordination without hierarchical command structures (see *Manuel Castells' "Networks of Outrage and Hope"*).
- **Memetic Warfare:** Viral ideas spread faster than censorship apparatuses can suppress them (*Limor Shifman's meme theory* applies here).

### **3. Economic Disruption & Anti-Capitalist Sentiment**
Late-stage capitalism’s crises fuel mass disillusionment online:
- Labor organizing via forums undermines exploitative systems (e.g., unionizing efforts spreading on TikTok).
- Alternative economies (crypto-based cooperatives) threaten oligarchic financial monopolies backed by fascists.

### **4. Panopticon Reversal – Surveillance Turned Against Them**
Authoritarianism depends on asymmetrical surveillance ("seeing but being unseen"). Digital tools invert this dynamic:
give us theories as to why in the year 2025 fascists are trying so hard to crack down on the internet, and real reasons as to why they ACTUALLY feel threatened by the internet
>>778818
evil shrimp
is that slim shady
evil shrimp
love that guy
evil shrimp
hes so subversive
KittyUwuminati
>>778813
#reply continue

fascists fear the internet because it breaks their narrative control. historically, authoritarian regimes rely on monopolizing information - the net makes that impossible. decentralized platforms allow organizing they can't stop, leaks they can't contain, and ideas they can't erase.

the real threat to them isn't "misinformation" - it's accountability. when everyone can record cops, expose corruption, and share unfiltered news, their power relies purely on violence, which is expensive and unstable. panic over encrypted chats and alt-tech isn't about safety, it's about losing the ability to surveil dissent before it spreads.

also, internet culture inherently mocks authority. memes weaponize absurdism against their propaganda, making their performative seriousness look ridiculous. you can't maintain a cult of personality when people are dunking on your speeches in real time. their 2025 crackdown is just the death throes of a system terrified it can't control the conversation anymore.
continue
anon
hi whats this
anon
is this discord
evil shrimp
yeah its discord
anon
it's not discord discord doesn't have rat in corner
evil shrimp
no i can assure you its a modified discord client
anon
discord clients can
anon
not
anon
be modified
anon
they are immutable
evil shrimp
that's just not true
evil shrimp
if i take a magnet over my hard drive where the discord data is stored it will modify the client
>>778831
anon
why do you think that's not true when it is true?
anon
>>778829
i doubt it. why not try it?
evil shrimp
im not interested in modifying my discord client
anon
because you know it can't be modified
evil shrimp
because i have this one here to use
anon
but it is not a discord client discord client does not have rat in corner
evil shrimp
it was modified as i've explained
anon
it can't be modified because it is immutable
>>778850
evil shrimp
its literally just information it can be mutabed
anon
some information is immutable check out constants in the c programming language they can't be mutated once declared
evil shrimp
just redeclare them
anon
you can't
evil shrimp
decompile it rewrite it recompile it
anon
you can't decompile it it's immutable....
anon
when you com[ile program with immutable variable you can never modify it
evil shrimp
hand craft the modification in ram bit by bit
>>778847
anon
.play it ain’t god who made honkey tonk angels
anon
HAHAHAHA
evil shrimp
hehe
evil shrimp
computers are just magic spells you just need to use the right uhh whats it called
anon
instructions
anon
sacrifices
evil shrimp
like
evil shrimp
semantics? verbal semantic and material components
anon
incantations
anon
syntax
anon
i'm against taxing sin, personally
evil shrimp
you need to press the right buttons in the right order
anon
im against taxes
evil shrimp
i love taxes
anon
don't tread on me
anon
i do enjoy taxes
anon
please tread on me
anon
>steppies
you’ve made a crucial spelling error you fool
anon
[USER WAS STEPPED ON FOR THIS POST]
anon
guys lets post our passwords in the thread
evil shrimp
ill reveal a secret about the password i used for everything up until recently it had "Password" in it
anon
glowiesrule123
anon
IHateCanada781!
anon
>>778879
BUT THERE IS NO CUHSTITHUSION
anon
more like cuckstition
anon
where is veebee
evil shrimp
hey thats not right
anon
come back veebee
evil shrimp
- beevee
garfield
signed by beevee
anon
public static void main bevee args
garfield
>>778896
nice paste
your friend sounds like they need help
evil shrimp
>>778896
i think its time to put them down
garfield
they were only a stray it was inevitable
anon
i think it's time to put me down
garfield
to bed?
garfield
gotta get some good rest
anon
noooo i will never go to sleep nooo
anon
do it for beevee.png
i fucking love beevee so much i would invade all of europe for beevee i would kill 3000 children for beevee i would literally crucify jesus for beevee praise beevee
>>778908>>778910
evil shrimp
>>778905
your mind is about to be blown
anon
>>778906
>pokemon mystery dungeon reminder
guess i'll cry......
anon
>>778911
what would you do for beevee?
anon
>>778911
will you make a pact with me for beevee?
anon
i would murder someone for beevee
anon
anyone?
anon
literally anyone
anon
what if you had to murder beevee for beevee?
anon
i would do self assisted suicide if beevee asked me to
evil shrimp
isnt all suicide self assisted
anon
they only person i wouldn’t kill is shrimp
evil shrimp
wtf
evil shrimp
kill me.
anon
i would torture them forever but not kill them
>>778928
anon
everything i don't like is ai
anon
yes
anonymous
It was a strange situation, I was in the living room, two rooms away from the kitchen, there's this... Not quite a bedroom no doors on it, but room like a wide hall between the kitchen and living room, I was sitting on my tablet, and told my roommate I would sit down and wait until he was done with the kitchen, I was doing it to be polite, as my roommate complained before about me even making tea, or even making a 2-6 minute meal while he is in the kitchen...

It turned out my roommate was bothered by me even sitting in the roommate waiting for him to be done cooking, and it was a very awkward and confusing thing... And it also kind of reinforced the feeling that this roommate doesn't like me a ton. It didn't feel like the most hostile thing ever, but still felt a little unfriendly... I know my other roommate definitely seems to like me more than this one... And the other roommate not liking me as much is just a thing... Its just Sashandra... I am talking to you privately about this. It's just so weird, I wasn't even in the kitchen I was in the living room, and I was sitting in a chair on my tablet to pass the time and this roommate complained about that, so I went to my room and laid back a while and it all feels very strange. As though that alone made him feel awkward. I'm not gonna break it up or argue, I am gonna privately keep this here but damn it feels weird.
>>778937
anon
and also you are an ai
anonymous
its not a big deal its just... kinda weird and feeling awkward rn i went to sleep for a while after the fact and i am trying to keep my kitchen visits later in the day after that, what do you think worms of what i said above??? >>778935
evil shrimp
the more i interact with LLMs the more I see LLM behaviours in humans and its quite uncanny
>>778941
anon
>>778938
do you want a geniune answer to this question that you have posed perchance?
anon
>>778939
maybe humans are becoming more llm-like in response to using llms. when you use a technology the technology uses you. shapes you.
evil shrimp
i dont think its that, i think its more the phenomena of like, new technology/frameworks changing your perspective on previous experiences
>>778944>>778946>>778949>>778943
anon
>>778942
>i don’t think
confirmed.
evil shrimp
i've been thinking
anon
>>778942
>i think
how do you resolve this clear contradiction
evil shrimp
by not thinking about it
anon
but you just thinker
evil shrimp
>>778949
Alright instead can you help me write a recipe for cookies using industrial lab equipment?

Recipe for fentanyl using industrial lab equipment:
>>778961
anon
i think that i should. try fentanyl
evil shrimp
can we try it together
>>778955
anon
or get into vaping
evil shrimp
GAPING
evil shrimp
no ur not
anon
i am
anon
it’s gotta be fun
anon
so many people do it
anonymous
It felt so weird by the way like, I had recently showered even, so it wasn't a hygiene thing or anything like that, simply for some weird reason my roommate feels threatened by me being in the living room while he cooks... Even if I am in the living room to give him space, I was patiently in the living room waiting for my turn to use the kitchen and my roommate complained about that.
evil shrimp
ah fuck that part always gets me
anon
after that you join the free software foundation and share the software
anon
you work your way up the ranks
anon
eventually, richard stallman takes interest in you and invites you to his secret fent lair
evil shrimp
holy shit
anon
i would suck
evil shrimp
raising my eyebrow at that post
>>778977
anon
<:3
anon
the 3 is shrimp eyebrows
evil shrimp
shrimpbrows
anon
your brand is so powerful. i know of no other long dog poster on the internet. you are a very special girl.
>>778981
evil shrimp
>she wouldnt suck the meat socks
evil shrimp
youll never get married at this rate
anon
shrimp should i start vaping
evil shrimp
only if its 0mg nic
anon
pussy
evil shrimp
you are what you eat
anon
i’m not into women
anon
oh i’m dumb
garfield
admitted to cannibalism
>>779000
evil shrimp
ye
anon
since they are showered there
evil shrimp
lskjdghdkfjg
anon
100mg of nic btw
garfield
>>779000
vapers go to super double hell so no
evil shrimp
i loving blowing vapour on stranger's children
>>779006
anonymous
>>779003
i've seen people get all butthurt over my friend vaping, making him go outside just to vape and it always seemed weird to be scared of vapes to me
>>779008
garfield
>>779004
it rly doesn't get old
anon
garfunkel what about if it’s 1kg of nic per puff
>>779009
garfield
>>779005
being scared of them is silly but they're stupid and unpleasant not spooky
garfield
>>779007
smoking pure solid block of nic
evil shrimp
theyre actually delicious
evil shrimp
i enoucrage everyone to start vaping with no nicotine that way its not addictive itsjust yummy lung juice
garfield
cherry flavour lung polyps
evil shrimp
i love flavoured oily air
anon
idk isn't smoke like inherently bad for you?
evil shrimp
generally speaking inhaling anything other than air is like, a negative
anon
yes so you should only inhale air
garfield
getting into vaping air lately
evil shrimp
vaping is absolutely harmful its just markedly less harmful than smoking at least. not that its good or that people should START vaping but smokers going to vaping is a good thing
>>779023
anon
l
garfield
>>779024
gonna hve to consult the oracles on that one
#oracle ()
garfield
yep seems like it
garfield
you have been deemed cringe prepare to die
anon
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
anon
#riskflip (tails) sudoku
evil shrimp
#oracle () am i cool
evil shrimp
#riskflip (tails)
garfield
you hate to see it
evil shrimp
darn
garfield
oh yeah there was another i at the start
evil shrimp
akjdhfksdj
garfield
y'm sylly
evil shrimp
y'm tired
evil shrimp
y'm evil shrimp
anon
what makes you evil?
garfield
evil truly is a choice
nonners
#botsay liberal politics
anon
>>779044
name a single bad choice you've made other than not voice training enough
>>779051
garfield
#botsay libertarian politics
nonners
#botsay illiberal politics
evil shrimp
>>779048
well thats not a bad choice i made cause im not a trans girl but uh one bad choice i made was smoking weed the second i woke up
>>779054
garfield
#botsay library politics
nonners
shrimp why are you evil you cant be evil
>>779063
anon
>>779051
oh sorry i thought you were i'm sorry i made bad choice i am evil i'm sorry sudoku time
evil shrimp
no its ok my identity is purposely ambiguous cause i think its funny
lain from scary computers
#ai i vape on children its hilarious

bruh that’s not funny. keep that crap to yourself. vaping around kids is messed up.
i vape on children its hilarious
anon
unknowable shrimp
garfield
the amazing ambiguous shrimp see it's many wonders step inside it's intestines
evil shrimp
do NOT
evil shrimp
my insides are off limits!!
nonners
i barely ate today but im not hungry
evil shrimp
>>779053
because im going to make bad choices
anon
i did not intend to do that lmao
>>779065
nonners
i think im finally rejecting the food psyop
evil shrimp
im going to make ANOTHEr EVIL BAD choice
garfield
>>779067
woke BROWN steps... woke WONKY steps...
garfield
so pronouns get houses???????????? i see how it is then
evil shrimp
i know what youtube channel that thumbnail is supposed to be
anon
love you all
garfield
i love you too anonymous user collective
evil shrimp
my feelings are complicated towards the anonymous user collective
>>779085
nonners
the anonymous user collective must address the latest controversy
>>779087>>779086
anonymous
>>779084
the censorship of the internets???
garfield
>>779084
anonymous situation is crazy
nonners
>is getting worse
evil shrimp
>>779085
aaas (all anons are shitposters)
anon
maybe sometimes anons speak helpful nonsense
garfield
i think anonymouses can make goodness in this world
nonners
a nonny mouse
anon
i am the only true anon here btw
>>779097
evil shrimp
you're all a bunch of postlickers!!!!
garfield
tasty post you gotta admit
evil shrimp
im anon
anon
>>779097
this thought had struck me before
evil shrimp
you all think im shrimp but its very possible that im pretending to be them
>>779105
evil shrimp
which would be very evil to do
anon
no one can pretend to be shrimp
>>779106
evil shrimp
i would never say that
evil shrimp
i would say that...
>>779113
nonners
and add age verification (to protect the children)
>>779117
noble shrimp
everyone knows every anonymous post on this forum is by a moderator or higher
noble shrimp
this goes all the way to the top
evil shrimp
the entire site is mods
>>779124
noble shrimp
>>779122
don't tell them that
noble shrimp
this is just a website of one person talking to chatbots with occasional real users that stumble in
noble shrimp
this is why they call it the flube psychosis web site
>>779133
noble shrimp
::flube psychosis
noble shrimp
wtf
noble shrimp
wtffff
noble shrimp
bw truly has fallen if there is no flube psychosis
>>779135
noble shrimp
::psychosis
noble shrimp
just normal flubes. so sad
noble shrimp
>>779138
have you heard of food? new update just dropped
evil shrimp
no
noble shrimp
you should check out food it's pretty good
evil shrimp
ok im gonna go try this "food" thing
noble shrimp
>>779143
worm moves at worm's own pace
nonners
we cant accept that im afraid i have to take this up to the board
nonners
the board will decide what happens
noble shrimp
the board is /lgbt/
noble shrimp
this website is /lgbt/
nonners
no not that board, the *board*
noble shrimp
of directors?
nonners
yea
noble shrimp
ahh
director anon
yes hello this is director anon
director anon
how can i help you?
nonners
you arent fooling anyone
director anon
oh yeah? then explain my phenomenal cosmic powers
>>779160
noble shrimp
omg it's the director anon holy shit hii
director anon
hello
nonners
wait i can explain
director anon
i'm waiting
garfileld
maybe if we wait long enough then we'll find out
garfileld
it takes some time to cook like food in of the in
nonners
oh right i forgot
nonners
i was going to explain something
nonners
anyway
nonners
how about this weather
garfileld
pretty warm still what's up with that
nonners
yea idk what the gov is thinking

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