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terry
idk
terry
bwaa
tea
wait
tea
is that you
terry
😰
tea
sorry ive only ever seen one other person say "bwaa"
terry
saeki?
anon
I can confirm they are two different people
tea
you're also a twink so you know
tea
how trustworthy is your testimony
tea
(i appreciate it)
terry
bwaa
terry
this pic is insanely cute
anonymous
#Ksay Saeeekkiii Saeki come back to ussss
terry
>>780193
i sent her a friend req on discord but never heard back from her
tea
i love saeki she's so amazing
terry
real
anonymous
Saeki is very nyce and gud and she should feel gud
>>780200
terry
this looks freaky
straw bury
oh yeah i texted saeki on ele i will check back
terry
cewl
straw bury
she usually just comes back on her own tho i wouldnt worry too much shes kinda like a house cat
>>780208>>780207
terry
meowww
anon
>>780205
Yeah, she normally stays up for like a very long time then falls asleep for a solid day and a half or so
tea
>>780205
huh im not worried i figure if shes not online then she's elsewhere
tea
if u see her tell her that i say hi and also think she is coool
tea
with three o's
tea
don't use two
tea
not enough o's
straw bury
yup :3
anon
an extra o?
anon
>>780215
okay the xvideos section is funny already
straw bury
mrow
fentmom
PLAY IT LOUD GAMERS
straw bury
>>780219
this makes me feel like im being waterboarded with mountain dew
terry
the 90s are overrated as hell
terry
best era was 2003-2007
terry
everything went to shit once the iphone came out
fentmom
my favourite era was 2008-2012
>>780229
fentmom
rot and homestuck
terry
>>780227
i miss when the internet was mostly blogs and forums
terry
some of the best memories i had on the internet were made on niche small forums with tight communities where everyone genuinely cared about everyone else
straw bury
>>780219
AAAAAAAAA I REACHED THE END AND THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTUAL GAME IM FUCKING SOBBING ;-;
>>780232
fentmom
image.png
this was the greatest websit on the net but its gone now so you cant go there.
anon
I like really niche hobby websites, like one I found for kite flying a while back on neocities
terry
>polytroon
terry
im so messed up
straw bury
.play nobody likes you, holocaust
anonymous
>>780200
yes it is tea but you are named after the best drink ,and we wormies have each other, and together we will ask Glegle to bring back Saeki every day until it happens
straw bury
tea what type of tea r u
straw bury
r u like an herbal tea or a sweet tea or an arizona tea or
fentphone
>>780238
a lot of 2015 fentmom classics here
straw bury
and a machine girl :3
fentphone
im mad because i missed kitty rays last ever show probably and it was here in london
fentphone
she was playing tracks from the pom poms
straw bury
fent did i ever play kitty craft while u were here
fentphone
whatis kitty craft
fentphone
ill listen if you put it on
straw bury
.play kitty craft par 5
terry
.play el huervo daisuke
straw bury
aint that one in hotline miami?
>>780257
terry
yes
straw bury
:D
terry
such goated music in that game
>>780261
anon
>>780253
That's the music that plays when you chill
straw bury
with ur veteran buddy
fentmom
kitty craft
anon
I actually have uh a record by el huervo
straw bury
i love kitty craft sm
fentmom
i like the music that plays in the 2nd to last level in the first game
fentmom
the one you beat that club manager to death to
straw bury
i forget which one that is, fake fan ;-;
fentmom
this one
fentmom
i dont know why but seeing your guy corner a fat guy in his office and then just beat him to death with your hands has just stuck in my head for a long time
fentmom
yea hes a talented guy
straw bury
i wanna beat someone to death in that postition sometime in my life
fentmom
you should buy a punching bag or get like a medicine ball if you're having thoughts like that
terry
>>780261
umm tough question honestly, there are so many amazing tracks in both games
>>780276
straw bury
i usually just punch my wall
straw bury
or my own face
terry
>>780273
if my life depended on it tho id have to say Turf from the first game and NARC from the seconf
fentmom
[YouTube] jasper bryne i think overall made the best tracks for that game
>>780283
fentmom
his other work in music is worth listening to
straw bury
i like sun araw the most :3
straw bury
.play sun araw deep cover
anon
.play el huervo turf
fentmom
whenever i lived in shitty drug and sex dens a few years ago i liked to imagine this was playing while i was walking around the house
>>780284
anon
>>780277
Jasper Byrne did alot of stuff for uh Payday 2 as well iirc
>>780285
straw bury
>>780282
that or an apartment that inexplicably had a bathroom but lacked a toilet
>>780287
fentmom
>>780283
his survival horror game he developed and scored for is worth checking out too
anon
I always liked the noisier music in Hotline Miami, like this one and uh the shoot it was from the second game and everyone hated it lol
>>780309
fentmom
i kind of dont rate hotline miami 2 highly at all
>>780293
fentmom
its a decent 7/10 game
anon
Hotline Miami 2 basically decided to enhance the worst aspect of the first game and then neglected its best aspects
fentmom
yea i get that it was trying to do something different but the guy programming it did not know how to make a top down shooter
straw bury
i liked the more toned down story of the first game
>>780295
terry
>>780288
some of the levels were just pure bullshit with how hard they were, but overall I still really enjoyed it
fentmom
the guy programming it has basically said over and over again that he cant code which is why he uses gamemaker lol
anon
>>780292
Some of the stories in Hotline Miami 2 were good, idk I just think the spite nuke was silly, but I guess there needed to be a pay off for the whole practical side of things
straw bury
rip richter
fentmom
i enjoyed manny pardos story the most
fentmom
richters levels were the most fun except that one in the dark
anon
I actually think in terms of storytelling, Hotline Miami 1 and 2 deserve some props
>>780300
terry
>>780299
i preferred HM1's story more just because of how tight it was, and i think it ended perfectly
fentmom
its weirdly handwaved like why jacket decides to go back to killing russians after he gets released from the hospital
>>780304
straw bury
i think hotline miami was like the first real music i ever listened to even if it was unknowingly. up until then i only listened to videogame osts and then i figured out oh shit this music wasnt made specifically for a game and then i started listening to carpenter brut and shit
>>780306
anon
They really nailed the achronilogical feel they were going for
anon
Also he was already predisposed to being a nationalist wacko, he joined the 50 Blessings newsletter thingie of his own accord
terry
>>780302
i thank these games for introducing me to Carpenter Brut and Perturbator <3
>>780310
terry
also synth music in general
fentmom
>>780304
briefly you get told that the calls are being traced back to the russians themselves and at the time i was like "uhh so its like a civil war type thing" but now im like uhh ok
>>780311
terry
>>780286
the one that plays in the subway level?
anon
>>780308
Nah, uh the story is basically that there was an American ultranationalist organization, and the phonecalls are connected to them, and their plan was to try to kick off WW4 because we had already lost to the Russians after a limited nuclear exchange
fentmom
yea i know about 50 blessings
fentmom
im talking about this briefing you get from the police files in jackets room after he butchers the entire police station that i think misdirects him to go attack the russians more
>>780326
terry
>>780310
his last album is kinda mid tbh, but i still absolutely adore hisbearlier work
straw bury
oh i havent listened to him in like 2 years lmao i was just being nostalgic
>>780316
terry
>>780315
it's kinda weird how ubiquitous the whole synthwave scene was in the late 2010's and then it all just fizzled away
>>780324
fentmom
i need to go buy £1 energy drink
straw bury
real
straw bury
meow
terry
lol
terry
:3
straw bury
:3
terry
fascists are just weird losers in general who like to hop onto any mildly popular trend and appropriate it to spread their bile
>>780333
anon
>>780316
It kind of got too big for its own good then got connected to like the cringiest elements online
straw bury
especially music fascists because they r the least willing to just express their opinions out loud they r a bunch of pussies who would never make any real threats
anon
>>780313
In the like "secret ending" of HM1, they I think mention that the phonecalls were getting put through and misdirected
fentmom
yeah i kind of checked out of music that was based off this teenager fixation on the 80s or some perceived version of it when it became like
fentmom
woah... synth wave vhs ..... also fascism
>>780330
fentmom
i think people like the 80s for reasons other than i do
fentmom
i like all the dance music and post punk that came out then
fentmom
other people seem to be trapped in this corny sonny crocket vhs miami vice funny hairstyle with sunglasses miami thing
anonymous
>>780323
yeah pretty much really sux, i hate what they did to like the Matrix for example, or like, I am not gonna shit talk leftist or apolitical christianity but right wing christianity an appropriation of judaism a fascist one
straw bury
.play mc holocaust hate you more than myself
straw bury
imagine a modern day hotline miami with memphis rap as its ost
>>780338>>780341
anon
alright straw girl, should I go to sleep
>>780337
anon
>>780335
Just play Intravenous and then like put your own soundtrack over it
>>780346
anon
BTW on a semi-related note, has anyone played the newest doorkickers game?
terry
>>780341
now that would be something
straw bury
>>780338
ok but the main characters of intravenous r absolutely the type of ppl to listen to like vaguely fashy synthwave and then like troll ppl in the comment section
>>780348
fentmom
i remember someone complaining about the story of intravenous 1
anon
>>780346
Nah, I forget the main characters names, but only the first guy seems like a goblin
>>780351
fentmom
they were like .... listen the enemies in this game are LITERALLY JUST DRUG ADDICTS ... like ... uh ... ok?
anon
The dad guy seems like a boy scout
fentmom
like ok its a little conservative and old fashioned to make violent drug addicts the main enemy of your game but im pretty sure they're like a full on organised criminal operation and not just random drug users on the streets
>>780354
anon
Intravenous joins the pantheon of vaguely neoconservative art, alongside the Christopher Nolan Batman movies
straw bury
intralove is canon
fentmom
i am admittedly not very fond of twitter people being all what about the heckin drug users after i grew up in crack and meth ville
>>780360
anon
>>780357
Yeah, there's a certain perspective that you develop when you are around that shit, to people that haven't seen it, it comes off as callous, but it really isn't
fentmom
i think when people are getting defensive over drug dealers/users they have like ... weed users in mind, people who are similar to them and their friends
fentmom
i would not conflate people in the weed scenes with the kind of adults i grew up around
straw bury
i think my problem with intravenous is it acts like all the druggies that u kill popped out of the wond with needles already in them instead of like slowly getting addicted and shit. they r just inherently evil because they are addicted to drugs
anon
I think what it is is that people don't fully understand what "drugs will take over your life" actually means, like they only understand it in an abstract way and don't get the "manipulate your family for drug money, abuse the people around you, scam and lie just to get your next hit" aspect of things, not that I think these people should be fully demonized either, but like there is a level of detached callousness you have to adopt
fentmom
yeah real
fentmom
for someone who goes on about 4mmc all the time i am like very aware of this and kind of anti drug culture
fentmom
had an argument with this girl i was staying with bc she kept on showing me this Decriminalise Everything guy who was just saying heroin and crack was like a "tool" or some shit and i got kind of upset when i learned he was a parent
straw bury
still the goal should be to prevent people from ever getting to that level, instead of saying that this is just the way some people are and therefore its ok to kill them all
>>780382
anon
I remember one of my friends looking sidewise at me after they said "in Switzerland, they just put drug abusers in clinics and hand them needles to do drugs in private" and I told them that this is a better alternative to them doing it in front of their kids
fentmom
yeah switzerland tried out a number of things like that
fentmom
they had parks in geneva where they would let them do their thing
anon
The unfortunate reality is that there has to be a point where you accept that you can't save the person, you can only contain how destructive they are
>>780374
evil shrimp
harm reduction
evil shrimp
>>780372
when will you realize this about me
anon
shrimp
anon
I can fix you
evil shrimp
twink
evil shrimp
im doing evil work again
straw bury
ill tho i get it, ppl who talk like that have probably never been chased by an angry crackhead or stepped on a used needle
evil shrimp
>>780379
you know back when i was 20 this would have fixed me but my neurosis has developed into a far more difficult to tame monster
anon
>>780368
Oh I agree, the thing is a large part of people getting to that level is being forced to deal with people that are already at that level, one of the big predictors for drug abuse is drug abusing parents that did it around their kids
>>780383>>780384
straw bury
>>780382
thats what ive been saying dawg ;-;
evil shrimp
>>780382
this explains a lot for me
anon
Like legit, when they like did a study on this, a huge portion of people who are addicted to hardcore drugs like meth and heroin were introduced to it at a young age because their parents were doing it in the house
anon
This is why the "shove them in a clinic with clean needles" strategy was devised
straw bury
.play mc holocaust gotta plan pt. 2
evil shrimp
yeah i mean that doesnt surprise me given what ive seen
straw bury
anyway i will stick to alcoholism
evil shrimp
alcohol is literally one of the worst drugs
>>780396
straw bury
yeah but conservatives wont make games about killing me
evil shrimp
hwat
straw bury
we were talking about intravenous and how it depicts drug addicts lol
evil shrimp
oh lol
evil shrimp
i just came in to the conversation about like drug abuse and stuff
anon
>>780390
The problem with alcohol is that people will treat alcoholism like it is normal until you've literally lost your job and are getting half of your calories from jack and coke
evil shrimp
i mean it is also a very toxic chemical
anon
Trust me, I'm familiar with that
evil shrimp
me2
evil shrimp
ur on my terf rn kid
straw bury
turf? turf by el huervo? ell huervo who did many songs that were featured in the hotline miami series?
evil shrimp
i did in fact mean turf
anon
>>780400
Good on you for kicking it and taking that step
evil shrimp
thank u
evil shrimp
it was actually like a life changing experience it has wholly altered the trajectory of my life for the better
>>780411
anon
.play I'm not a mouse
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
What the frick
anon
>>780406
I know, alcoholism is not a joke
evil shrimp
oh i wasnt drinking
evil shrimp
i was abusing dxm lol
anon
Ah, yeah that's no joke either
evil shrimp
my mom was an alchy tho
anon
and then fuck you after you give me head
>>780421
evil shrimp
and ive just been surrounded by addicts my whole life friends family etc
>>780421>>780422
straw bury
my dad used to get drunk and try and hit me but he is an old weak cunt so he always just ended up looking pathetic
evil shrimp
ouf
straw bury
hes not allowed to get drunk anymore on account of him being an even older weaker cunt
straw bury
real
evil shrimp
theyre floated
straw bury
arcane bnnuy magick
straw bury
man i wish i was a girl
fentmom
Encounter With Senile Dad
straw bury
fent ur cool and pretty
>>780441
anon
Hello
anon
so rude
straw bury
my boyfriends a GANGSTER and his dad owns MICROSOFT hell KICK your BUTT if u keep HARASSING ME
>>780447
straw bury
>>780446
im ok im just listening to loud music
straw bury
:3
Luca
.play leto kino
Luca
.play gruppa krovi
anon
FOREIGN MUSIC
anon
Luca, have you been doing your calisthenics
>>780454
Luca
>>780453
closest thing was all the walking I did lol... but that was just cardio
Luca
planning on starting tomorrow
anon
Would you like to do some with me before I go to sleep
>>780457
Luca
>>780456
I'm a little tired today, had to get up really early
anon
Okay cutie
anon
I'll let you relax
Luca
was cool to go hiking in the mountains though, we almost encountered a moose, missed him after we had lunch
anon
Hell yeah
anon
When I was in Alaska we saw a moose when we went canoeing
Luca
jealous, I want to go to Alaska
evil shrimp
im a moose
Luca
I would love to live there and just build myself a life
>>780468
anon
Alaska is cool, but the midnight sun stuff is a bit of a dealbreaker
anon
>>780465
But I wouldn't mind sharing a private cabin with you, taking care of the house, gathering wood, cuddling up against you during the winter nights
>>780476
straw bury
pullin up to the show in my new battle jacket with nothing but a $1 roblox man face patch and a sulfuric cautery patch
>>780471
anon
>>780470
Showing up to the show with my roblox face branded onto my right ass cheek while wearing my assless chaps
>>780473
anon
Going to the moshpit with straw girl and just wading in to beat the fuck out of people while she's on my shoulders
>>780474
anon
>>780474
Except you aren't allowed on my shoulders until you say I'm cute!
>>780478
Luca
>>780468
I have to do it myself first... I have to prove to myself I'm worthy
>>780479
anon
You'll just have to watch me smash some guys face in with my elbow
straw bury
>>780475
i would sooner get my head stomped by a 7 foot tall crusty with combat boots
>>780480
anon
>>780476
Oh? You want to be a big strong mountain man for me? You better not grow out a ton of body hair, I quite prefer that you stay cute and smooth for me to hold, though I don't mind if you work up a sweat from time to time
>>780481
anon
>>780478
So stubborn, guess you'll have to just watch
Luca
>>780479
I have to learn the skills. I'm simply a city slicker and read too many books for my own good. Sometimes it's better to just do...
>>780483
anon
>>780481
There's alot to be learned from those books, but what I really think you need is someone to show you how, let you watch me while I am chopping wood or stoking the fire, I think you'll learn faster with some eye candy to entice you
>>780485
Luca
.play today smashing pumpkins
Luca
>>780483
nonsense, I need complete isolation to accomplish my goals...
Luca
The people, they come later. At least that's what I tell myself. That's why I'm so lonely, probably :DDD
anon
No no no, what you need is the human element to motivate you, someone that will really push you to be your best, wear you out so you are exhausted and soaked in sweat every night, someone that will wash you clean after a long day of work, cook for you, take care of your many, many needs
>>780492
anon
And let's be honest, do you really want to be all by yourself with nothing but your right hand all winter?
>>780491
Luca
>>780488
Some books, a workshop, doesn't sound so bad
Luca
>>780487
Friends are great and all, but how do you find the ones that matter?
>>780493
anon
>>780492
You need someone to rely on, someone that will really get you to stretch yourself to be the best person you can be, and someone that doesn't hesitate to put in the work to help you out
>>780494>>780540
anon
Was I lying?
evil shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
evil shrimp
hi
anon
hi
evil shrimp
thats lettuce
evil shrimp
stoner lettuce
evil shrimp
its also a cat.
garfield
lettuce cat
evil shrimp
GARDFIELD!!!!
garfield
is there no rest for a weary traveller
garfield
very soft doggy
garfield
like, a cloud,
evil shrimp
crossfaded as hell

im a dog
>>780527
evil shrimp
test

test
evil shrimp
grr
garfield
aa
bb
anon
>>780515
Oh I wouldn't mind that one bit
anon
You seem to think that's a threat
garfield
oop
evil shrimp
foolish orange cat
garfield
that i am...
anon
::garfielf
garfield
aa
bb
anon
Perish orange creature, go to the pits
>>780529
garfield
sweet
evil shrimp
did someone say
garfield
slippery armpit slope
evil shrimp
slippery pits..........
anon
>>780538
Not really, you get used to it
Luca
>>780493
how about this... you read a book out loud and I get to listen
>>780542
anon
>>780540
Really? Having you there listening to my voice so intently is going to be quite the distraction
Luca
Is there a way you can make something not sexual lmfao
Luca
something as innocent as reading a book...
>>780546
anon
>>780544
Oh well originally I was going to say something much dirtier, so I thought I toned it down quite a bit
>>780549
Luca
>>780546
I thought you said your voice was too discordant for your taste
>>780552
nonners
another day of not dying
>>780553
anon
>>780549
maybe a bit, but before you had typed "reading out loud", I had another idea for what you could do while I was reading
>>780560
nonners
.play aphex twin matriach test
nonners
guys check out this voice thing sounds so cool
nonners
not yet tho wait
garfield
paiting waitently
nonners
ok now
Luca
>>780552
listen intently so we can have a discussion about the contents afterward?
>>780567
nonners
.skip\
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
ok rest of the track sucks
garfield
nooo
nonners
hope you enjoyed my DJ set
garfield
dj nonners with the 30 second set
anon
>>780560
Yes, yes, of course, I would love to listen along as you discuss your favorite books
anon
>>780570
This isn't you babe! Babe, you aren't evil babe, the babe I know would never do this!
evil shrimp
i............ i dont know whats gotten into me......
anon
Babe please! This isn't you!
good shrimp
im good now
garfield
redeemed shrimp
garfield
good ending

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