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straw bury
wait what part of this song relates to cyberpunk tho
romeo
i have no clue its probably just called that cuz it has to deal with social media
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lead poisoning I guess
romeo
the card art for the event that featured this song goes crazy
straw bury
this song makes me wanna pirate cyberpunk
romeo
rui and tsukasa are sitting on my laptop enjoying the show
fentphone
whenever I see another guy in the street who encapsulates features about myself I don’t like he’s always with like some epic goth egirl
romeo
rui is actually listening to the music tsuka is just watching mlp
straw bury
man i wish i had a big booty goth woman sitting on my lap rn
straw bury
>too effeminate for women
>too masculine for chasers
:((((((
fentphone
i am effeminate and girls like me
romeo
doin ya mom doin doin ya mom
straw bury
THE GUY WITH THE TINY GUITAR LMFAOoooo
fentphone
strawbury you just need to emulate me like mini me and dr evil
>>781818
straw bury
>>781816
u mean i need to just act like a smaller version of u?
>>781820
romeo
i need more catboy rui content catrui catrui catrui catrui catrui catrui catrui
fentphone
>>781818
yeah people have said i look and act like I’m 5’6 anyway
straw bury
>>781821
u look like ur standing on like a rock out in the river and ur covered in seaweed and i feel an inexplicable urge to swim over to u
fentphone
i look like i love polend
straw bury
pollend.........
Anonymous (You)
>>781821
you could be a really good merthem i think
romeo
i just got an absolutely insane text from my uncle
Anonymous (You)
what did unc convey to you romeo
fentphone
labubu fellas
straw bury
>>781829
the most unc sentence ever typed
romeo
he's 35 he doesn't get what's hip with the kids and i'm the youngest relative that will actually talk to him so i'm his lifeline
fentphone
35 year old uncle
Anonymous (You)
>>781829
unc is locked tf in, jeez
fentphone
ill be a 35 year old uncle surely
romeo
he's the youngest sibling, my mom's brother, my mom is 46 lol
i prommy not all of my family is atrociously young
>>781838
straw bury
auntie fent
fentphone
>>781836
wait was she 18 when she had you
romeo
aw balls we all missed twilight sparkle's birthday
fentphone
im drunk i can’t do math
romeo
i was born 2 months before her uhhhhhhhhh
romeo
wait hang on i gotta do math
romeo
i was born 2 months before her 27th birthday
fentphone
ohhh I see
fentphone
my dad was 27 when I was born and I’m 28 now .
romeo
waow
romeo
thank u for the info grandma fent
romeo
my dad just walked into my room, saw me watching mlp and said "are you fucking serious"
>>781850
straw bury
i was born 18 years ago
straw bury
>>781848
he doesnt undersrtand the grind, typical beta
romeo
straw youre like a month older than me right
straw bury
i was born in april 2007
romeo
WOW
romeo
im...
romeo
im older than someone here...
romeo
i cant believe it
straw bury
waow
straw bury
well im younger than everyone here so
romeo
i love the yaoi
romeo
i live the yaoi
straw bury
i wife the yaoi
fentphone
i like your booty but im not gay (gay sex)
romeo
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE REFERENCE???
straw bury
romeo play more rui :3
>>781876
romeo
.play rui kamishiro as you like it alt cover
fentphone
hehe yes
straw bury
yipey
romeo
labubu unc just invited me to go out and see a movie on my birthday weekend
romeo
happy days
straw bury
:D
straw bury
:D
romeo
my son is a wonderful singer
fentphone
my grandson
romeo
hehehe
romeo
fun fact the numbers 1 2 and 88 are important to ruikasa
88 is tsukasa's lucky number
and at their high school rui and tsukasa tend to get in trouble a lot, so the 1st years have nicknamed them the 1 2 weirdo combo
romeo
.play fixer 2dmv
romeo
im so glad ur getting invested in this straw like i cant tell u how amazing it feels having someone this genuinely interested in something that makes me so happy
>>781885
straw bury
.play dj technorch japanese hardcore
romeo
SHIZUME SHIZUME HELL YEA ITS TIME FOR TOXIC YAOI
straw bury
when fineshyt takes u out to a dinner date but he just eats an apple
romeo
dont worry theyll be eating human flesh soon
straw bury
goodness graciouis
romeo
maybe not in this 2dmv but in this one fanart i saw of fixer ruikasa hang on lemme find it
straw bury
romeo do u fw dorohedoro
>>781894
romeo
>>781893
no clue who that is but i could fw them
straw bury
.play dorohedoro blaka smoko
straw bury
oh my goodness this is blasphemy
>>781900
romeo
>>781898
dont blame them theyre just silly cannibalistic goat boys
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
the dorohedoro manga for some reason has a rlly high quality soundtrack
>>781908
straw bury
its swag asf
romeo
waow
romeo
this kicks ass
straw bury
>>781908
idk but it makes all the fight scenes like 10 times better
nonners from small screen
wdym idk lol
nonners from small screen
how can manga have soundtrack
straw bury
they made an album with a bunch of different artists that is based on the manga
fentphone
ok I had a vape im ready to party
>>781917
nonners from small screen
isnt that for the anine
nonners from small screen
i cant press post on mobile keeps jumping im stuck here forever
hey guys whats up
straw bury
nah the anime has a different soundtrack
straw bury
.play caiman freaking out
romeo
silly goober activity
straw bury
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god DAMN i need to reread the whole thing now
romeo
i like the heart drawing
shrimp
uh that dude just killed that guy
straw bury
he would never shin is a good boy
shrimp
oh ok
romeo
shimf
shrimp
romeo
romeo
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shrpop look at this yaoi
::ruikasa
shrimp
thats not yaoi theres boobies
romeo
FUkc
romeo
they're in the vengabus
romeo
>>781932
featuring my STRATOCASTER!!!!!!!!
straw bury
fuck im spoiling the whole thing GO READ IT
romeo
.play kami no manimani rui kamishiro alt vocal
romeo
more rui for the soul
romeo
why is his hair flipped!!!
romeo
see rui is saying you should DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
garfileld
what do they taste like
>>781949
garfileld
are they sweet or sour
romeo
garf garf garf did you see my ruikasa plushies
fentphone
i need to freaking cuddle someone
romeo
if you can't find a human i have some plushies you can use! i have a microwavable fox plush that gets all warm and heavy
straw bury
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i am deeply in love with nikaido i think
straw bury
is that fembrained or malebrained
tea
because i am blonde
fentphone
I am blonde
fentphone
blondie crew
straw bury
swag
straw bury
i should dye my hair to look more evil and fucked up
tea
yay okay i fixed my clock on my computer
tea
it got out of sync somehow
tea
but now its in sync again :D
shrimp
does your clock say tea time now
>>781974
fentphone
trans lady at bar called me boss and then princess
>>781973
straw bury
rosie :3
tea
w) (y would you do t) (at???
tea
>>781967
thats so awesome im so jealous
tea
tea time is later
tea
right now is stupid cat edit time
anon
tea
tea
hi
anon
*stabs u*
anon
straw girl sends her regards
tea
hi straw girl
anon
i’m not strawgirl i just stabbed u for her (she didn’t ask me to)
>>781987
Anonymous (You)
>>781971
w)(at did the glubs do to you???
tea
thats what they did to me they typed like this >>781988
anon
>>781991
nuh uh i non fatally stabbed you
anon
>>781992
i can’t that would be dishonorable
tea
#ai would you rather have 12 dolla or 11 dolla

12 dolla, duh. it's more. simple math. would you rather have 12 dolla or 11 dolla
>>782001
tea
>>782000
#refute

oh wow, what an *astoundingly* profound economic take—twelve whole dolla instead of eleven. let me just grab my nobel prize in mathematics for solving this breathtakingly complex optimization problem.

but since you’ve somehow managed to miss the *galaxy-brained* nuance here: maybe i don’t want your lousy 12 dolla if it comes from a sketchy back-alley deal where i have to shank a hobo afterward. ever think of that, genius? or what if that extra 1 dolla is coated in anthrax? what if it *requires* me to listen to your deranged manifesto for 17 hours straight? suddenly, 11 dolla is looking pretty damn cozy.

but noooo, of course not—your towering intellect can’t fathom a universe where *more number* isn’t universally preferable. next you’ll explain how breathing is good because air sustains life. revolutionary stuff, truly.
>>782003
tea
>nobel prize in mathematics
T-T if only this existed
tea
>>782004
twinkanon would u rather 5 dollar in pennies or 1 dollar in bill
>>782007
tea
how about 5 dollar in pounds
anon
5 dollars in pounds
tea
1.01 dollars in korean won
tea
vs 1 dollars in usd
anon
Probably the 1 dollar in USD
tea
1 dollars*
anon
Still the 1 dollar
tea
ah
tea
ty
tea
would you rather have 5 dollars in pounds (the weight) or 5 dollars in pounds (the currency)
>>782021
anon
I'm not sure I fully understan
>>782019
tea
>>782018
#refute

nice try fed.

(missing the actual text to refute, so this is the only valid response. come back when you have an argument worth dismantling.)
anon
Did refute bot really just refuse to answer that
tea
>>782017
#reply

depending on the exchange rate, but probably the currency. gold's heavy to carry.
tea
it would be 5 POUNDS
anon
No it would be 5 dollars in pounds
tea
also who said gold
tea
you would get 5 pounds of weight in the abstract
anon
This is just a complicated version of the 1 pound of feathers versus 1 pound of bricks argument except with dollars
tea
well kinda
tea
it would be like that except remove "feathers" and "bricks"
tea
and then we're on the same page
anon
interesting
tea
but bricks er heeevyur then fethers
anon
But it's both a kilogram
tea
good joke would be "whats heevyur, a pound uf brick er uh pound uf fethers" (limmy has such a funny accent but ill stop) and then of course it's using the uhh homonyms
anon
I'm not a homonym!!
tea
i know what you are
shrimp
straight carl
straw bury
>>782039
I KNEW U WERE WEARING A FUCKING WIG
anon
The power of the fushigi came at a steep price
anon
Babe why don't you come by my place so I can show you my fushigi skills
straw bury
you better back off before i get my boyfriend over here, creep!
Anonymous
who tf cares karkat
fentphone
karkat sexy
anon
The fushigi's power comes at a terrible price
tea
PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN
tea
::flug
anon
You're going to stay in the sock
fentphone
asked the tranner at the bar if she was tank or dps
tea
"hey are you"
she was definitely expecting you to say single
fentphone
something I noticed is that I talk to trans women im interested in like im talking to a clone of myself
fentphone
just immediate stupid retarded internet jokes
Dakota
akay i'm done being an adult for the day
Dakota
i'll apply for jobs when they approve my unemployment
fentphone
JobSeeker
Dakota
tomorrow
Dakota
i gotta get my eyes checked if they get my medicade pushed through they are getting bad
Dakota
not sure if its hrt or just being old
anon
Martial Law in Washington DC
anon
Time to buy guns and stockpile ammo
shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello gamers
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i have made it to stratum 4 of etrian odyssey 2, yippee
fentphone
wahooooo
straw bury
awawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
phomeo
i ate so much spaghetti
straw bury
type shit
phomeo
need me some gay boys to calm down
straw bury
where snake :(
straw bury
::yaoio
phomeo
RUIKASA!!!!
straw bury
did u know u can get banned if u post enough yaoi
>>782099
phomeo
>>782092
#tag (can only upload local images) ruikasa
phomeo
yaoiphobia smh
straw bury
:
phomeo
oh no the yaoi got to her
phomeo
bwuh
phomeo
omg yerma
straw bury
herma nine hate five
phomeo
I AM A MAN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
straw bury
JERMA NO
phomeo
jerma is evil
straw bury
flattened
phomeo
get ruikasad bozo
straw bury
omg carl we should play helldivers
>>782126
straw bury
it nvm if u cant run straftat then helldivers aint gonna fly lmao
phomeo
im obsessed with these boys im sorry
straw bury
its ok i am obsessed with numerous ships from other shit
phomeo
is this what you netizens call "fujo-ing out"
anon
this broccolini gonna go hard
anon
I am sick
phomeo
oh gawd the way he stepped on his shoulder .........................
straw bury
>////<
phomeo
#needthat
anon
>>782141
Hey babe want to come to my place to watch me do fushigi tricks while we eating flaming hot cheetos and drink root beer
straw bury
buzz off, wierdo!!!
straw bury
my daddy owns the club hell kick your butt!!!!!!!!!!
>>782145
straw bury
>>782144
#edit this to make it evil and threatening and intimidating and masculine sounding
anon
I'll kill him
shrimp
woof
straw bury
wruff :3
anon
moo
anon
#say cows
anon
If I was a cow would you feed me alot of grass
shrimp
yeah
straw bury
my beautiful baby son
straw bury
i would kill for him
anon
strawgirl, if I was a cow would you feed me grass
straw bury
eat the grass urself u lazy bum its everywhere on the ground
straw bury
>>782158
GET OUT THERE AND GRAZE BOAH
anon
But I want you to feed me grass
anon
ur a rabid dog woof woof
fentphone
Ouuuuuu
anon
ok ur a cat
straw bury
miiaowww :3
fentphone
where are my sons Randal and Romeo
straw bury
:3
Dakota
its still raining i might go for a little walk
Dakota
i love getting the umbrella out on a summer day
anon
straw girl
shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
anon
my moss baby has been crucified
anon
and I also got a delicate lady cigar
anon
It's long and skinny
anon
huh
anon
I am tall and skinny, maybe, but I'm not a giraffe!
anon
So I've heard
anon
>>782185
I'm still holding you to that threeway
shrimp
that'll probably happen
anon
>>782187
NO!
shrimp
im just really giddy
anon
I can tell, it's cute
anon
The giddiness is a very sexy look
>>782194
anon
It just makes me want to squeeze between the two of you even more
shrimp
i cant blame you
anon
If I'm ever in Canada, I'm taking both of you out to dinner and then we are banging
shrimp
that'd be very sweet
anon
No, you two would be very sweet and that would make me ridiculously horny
shrimp
pervert!!
anon
I just think happy couples are really cute
shrimp
they are ya
anon
Okay then you can't blame me for wanting to make them even happier
shrimp
i don't! i just cant encourage you too much or ill have to ban you for what you say
shrimp
and possibly myself
anon
That would be entrapment, you're the one saying all this stuff knowing how I'll react!
shrimp
thats why im trying not to encourage you
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