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garfileld
>>784703
#reply translate to boomer english please

give me some skin, you slimy rascal.
translate to boomer english please
finch
wwoag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sybua
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sybau
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wait NOW I understand what this means wtf
Anonymous
sai bau
anon
>>784716
woah how did you find my twitter
garfileld
nypa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nipaaah~
>>784738
finch
im going to a furcon next month
>>784730
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What for
Anonymous
w plaps
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784722
Is it true that furries have a bad habit of soiling public places in events like furcon
>>784727
finch
>>784725
idk i havent been to it yet its next month
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh okay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784726
Free bottom surgery
anon
>>784720
I'm gonna take you to sawcon
finch
youre not getting me to say that
>>784733
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will make Finch my girl
anon
>>784731
Yeah but I am going to make you sawcon this dick bitch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gas station dick pills
finch
my gas station doesnt sell dick pills thank god
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And then abuse my imaginary friend with alcohol and spicy food
anon
>>784742
You will be when I get my hands on you
anon
>>784749
I want 45 push ups, 3 sets of 15
straw bury
.play [YouTube]
for got to play this :3
anon
Sweetie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm shitting tears
sæкі
I rode on exercise bike for a minute to get some of the pent up stress out
>>784762
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I rode on that THANG
sæкі
still bleh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I rode on my dad's snow bike once
garfileld
#say geck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay gleck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play gleck
sæкі
comment I made on one of my fav semi small channels got a response n favorite ababa
>>784774
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784769
Yeah girlfrield, man ain't shit
anon
>>784771
I'm really happy because a like literal microchannel I subscribed to is popping off and he hit 50k subscribers recently
sæкі
nicu
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
garfileld
need more microplastics darling
>>784782
sæкі
waiting on the crack installer of Grim Dawn to finish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784780
#invert
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This video is mecore
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WRONG
anon
>>784784
What? Would you rather I do all the work instead while you just bend over like a lazy girl?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Have you guys and gals ever tried turkey sausages with cheese pieces? GOod stuff
>>784791
straw bury
knowing myself if i tried to suicide via gun i would probably just blast all of my face off above my jaw and then end up still alive for like 5 minutes
>>784793>>784802
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sleeping until 3PM is good actually
finch
>>784790
i think you shouldnt try at all actually
straw bury
i shouldnt but i will
finch
you better fucking not
straw bury
its just a joke lol
finch
the shouldnt isnt a suggestion
>>784806
fentphone
had a really strange dream I found my ex decapitated at some american house party and I had this weirdly blunted reaction to it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cookie CLicker sex mod
sæкі
;_;
sæкі
going to hold both of u and make u hold each other while telling u ur both pretty and crying
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wee woo
straw bury
>>784798
nah dont worry finch it was only a joke
finch
im not gonna trust that it was a joke casey
straw bury
shut up faggot
finch
you better not fucking do anything
>>784813
straw bury
>>784810
im gonna shoot myself in the throat
finch
god youre a bitch
straw bury
oh my goodness it was a joke
>>784825
finch
dont fucking joke and i know youre not well mentally
straw bury
yeah maybe thats an incredibly shitty thing to do actually :(
finch
so im gonna take these "jokes" seriously
>>784826
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784823
What's wrong with that. I would love to bottlefeed you
>>784827
straw bury
>>784822
yeah maybe since like. u dont actually know if im serious or not, i should stop making "jokes" about physically harming myself
>>784831
fentphone
>>784824
I am like 8 years older than you but sure let it rock
>>784830
sæкі
isoki
fentphone
the fans watching our series will love it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784827
Guilty Gear fans
finch
>>784826
you better not do anything
finch
do you hear me
straw bury
dumbass
sæкі
awww i was finding it in my files
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Grigit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Brigit
straw bury
i would try putting out a cig on my tongue but that would be bad for fellatio
>>784843
sæкі
i would cuddle n maybe play w cigs w
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can't stop yawning but I gotta find this meme
sæкі
safely
sæкі
awwww
sæкі
im like a mess
finch
>>784849
how my fatass prefers them
anon
hey. hypothetical question. so imagine cthulhu wasnt hostile. they just woke up in the middle of the ocean and have nothing to do. would you be fine with building a great big house for him to live in and just live and let live with cthulhu out there?
>>784854
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ZAAZZ glitch
>>784853
finch
>>784852
my pokemon go name is ZZAZZAZZ4ZZ bc of the zzazz glitch from gen 1
>>784858
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784851
I would fuck it in the ass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think I should write a pokemon creepypasta
>>784856
anon
>>784853
my pokemon names are all :3 and they are exclusively snorlaxes (the cutest pokemon)
>>784860
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784856
Should it be a Gen I based pasta tho or something newer?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>784861
*mwah* :3
finch
im so confused
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Te he
finch
i want a cigarette so bad but customers keep coming in grrrr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A deep fried one
straw bury
i should obliterate my liver with vodka
>>784870
straw bury
and then overdose on fentanyl and et cetera
>>784874
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's that dish made of goose liver
sæкі
using me, not of on top of me
finch
sorry. i'll go
sæкі
but u can be on top of me
straw bury
do as u want
Anonymous
what is contact lens fluid made of
>>784886
Anonymous
my gut says it's just a special formulation of saltwater but idk
anon
there's a big storm
anon
So that's prob what it is
fentmom
im on my pc and i smoked a zoot oh yeah
Anonymous
zoot allures luhmao
rosie
hi fent
sæкі
haiiii Rosie :3
rosie
hi saeki!!!
rosie
sorry ive been off the server
rosie
bwehhh
sæкі
isoki
sæкі
Ive been depressy n disappeared for 3 days or so
rosie
happens often w/ girls on this board
straw bury
god i love this album
rosie
STRAW
rosie
STRAW
straw bury
hi rose
straw bury
*rosie
straw bury
lol
rosie
yes
rosie
ty
rosie
i am not the musician who is at roseorlando.bandcamp.com
Anonymous
>>784901
we have to kill vriska rosie
anon
Got my sandwich
sæкі
:D
sæкі
did u get my
sæкі
lol
anon
Yea :)
fentmom
where are my sons
straw bury
.play psycho frame blueprints for idol genocide
fentmom
listening to papa roach
fentmom
its 2005 again
anon
I put the chips on the sandwich
fentmom
crazy hamburgher
anon
iykyk
anon
I love this cat
labby
.play dead kennedys we've got a bigger problem now
anon
Smoking the Kuba Kuba
straw bury
aw labby u missed scalp
>>784937
straw bury
i guess i need to play the whole album over again
labby
>>784935
i got the last bit of guitar feedback
straw bury
im not feeding u again
anon
PLEASE
sæкі
I will
anon
I am hungry
anon
I'll start CRTING
labby
im giving u the opposite of medicene
>>784948
sæкі
can feed
sæкі
heh
anon
>>784945
They feed us their poisons to sell us their medicine while hiding the cure
labby
im playing ace attorney rn
straw bury
.play psycho frame the portal
labby
this shit does not go ngl
>>784953
straw bury
>>784951
this is cool as fuck actually
fentmom
>>784956
i think about prisons often
labby
i have this one friend who wont shut up about "women in prison movies"
fentmom
is it like a sex thing for them or something
labby
idk
labby
unclear
fentmom
my fixation with prison culture just stems from my closeness to it and the fact i think those pictures of vory v zakone guys are cool
fentmom
idk who could eroticise it, prison is awful lol
straw bury
cant wait for trump to toss me in a mens prison
>>784972
fentmom
you should probably like move to canada at some point
labby
i love this dk footage its so good
straw bury
yeah dont worry i would sooner bomb a government building than go to prison
fentmom
or go stealth idkl
labby
fuck it they make jazz now
fentmom
you ever worry like none of your friends ever try to specifically make you laugh
anon
>>784965
Come on straw, there are much more important things than Trump to worry about
fentmom
and that you're like a dancing clown or something for everyone
fentmom
or even worse like a drunk wine aunt
labby
my closest friends are all pseudo-intellectual transgenders doing bits
>>784980
labby
this is not an issue we do kind of a circular clown economy
fentmom
not many people i think try to make me laugh IRL except my one friend who just says the most heinous shit and all his neurotic thoughts and like childhood damage are so evident in his jokes
straw bury
.play psycho frame endless agonial devotion
labby
join the army or you will pay!!!!
labby
>>784975
our current extended bit is lying to this Yankee abt what our respective home regions are like
>>784982
fentmom
i think i deserve to have funny bits directed at me too
fentmom
>>784980
classic i liked to tell americans i was from liverpool or the cayman islands or something
labby
the yank lives in my wife's city, me, wife, and a good friend are all from elsewhere in the country originally
labby
i had this person fully believing that the municipality next to mine (degenerate sheep-fucking knife pullers obviously) gifts everyone a knife on their 13th birthday to patrol the streets
labby
and we kind of like
labby
rotate the bit around exaggerating by adding on abt out respective home regions
fentmom
sheep fucking knife pullers is a new one
>>784997
fentmom
gonna apply it to provincial shitholes in the uk i dont like
labby
im from a provincial shithole
labby
which affords me a sense of superiority over people from urban shitholes
straw bury
HOLY SHIT BUZZOVEN SHIRT SPOTTED
fentmom
i think i live in the worst urban shithole in the uk
fentmom
we topped like the rankings for violent crimes for a long time before north london and some places up north displaced us
rosie
i bet its so easy to be a european hating other regions
labby
>>784988
see its quite simple, the guys from the village 10 kilometers over are coming over to fuck your sheep
rosie
if youre an american and you say like "the southerners are uneducated swine" like youre a racist
>>785004
fentmom
trying to imagine how bad we must have been to displace parts of the uk that were until recently sites of low level sectarian conflict and all that entails
rosie
>>784995
remember when you said youd give me money
rosie
so true
labby
the class aspect is a coincidence when it comes to me and the guys from the province 40 kilometers over
>>785012
anon
>>785004
lmao I think we literally talked about this yesterday
rosie
i can hate a class up
rosie
west coast elites are swine
rosie
californians are philosophical zombies
>>785018
labby
>>785007
my beef with friesland stems from 1600
fentmom
friesland is a eu4 country
anon
California is just America's America
labby
its the god given right of all northerners to shit talk frisians
straw bury
>>785011
whats ur opinion on the greater seattle polycule
rosie
great question thank you
rosie
i think the white upperclass trannies have the god given right to manifest destiny the shithole known as seattle, however i hate them for being white and upper class
>>785024
labby
i fw the rust belt and appalachia
fentmom
>>785016
im like obsessed with the midwest despite only having been there once
>>785025
rosie
Im from the midwest and yearn to go back to my roots
labby
i have never been to yankland
labby
and i probably never will
fentmom
only went once to see an ex
rosie
if youre a tranny and move to seattle you are a gentrifier, move to philly or something and i can respect you
fentmom
it was the most alien place ive ever been to
fentmom
i felt places like the NL wer
rosie
NY transplants i also morally disagree with
straw bury
rosie move to seattle and help me rally the homeless crackheads in a holy war against the transbian polycule tribes
>>785039
rosie
if youre from the midwest already i think you can move to chicago, but if youre not a real rust head then you have to serve a tour in philly or cleveland or detroit first
labby
i think new york is spiritually similar to amsterdam
>>785038
labby
anyone who owns a house there is likely a soulless yuppie fuck
>>785038
labby
idk shit abt new york except my prejudices formed by speaking to americans online
rosie
if youre a puerto rican you can move to new york as just a basic right
rosie
IF YOURE UNDER 30 AND CAN AFFORD A HOUSE I WLL KILL YOU
labby
tbf if you're under 30 and can afford a house at all in the Netherlands you're liable to be a soulless yuppie fuck
>>785049
labby
>>785047
our housing market is so fucked man
fentmom
im supposed to be bulding some of the 500,000 new homes that herr starmer has ordered the construction of
>>785060>>785054
rosie
>>785048
Ill clear seattle of fags like saint patrick cleared ireland of catholics or snakes or some shit
straw bury
as it was written
sæкі
huh I didn't know that a dose that's actually able to be given for advil/ibuprofen can be 3200 mg a day across several doses
fentmom
>>785054
they're causing me actual mental damage rn
fentmom
the tory party terrorised me as a child and now the labour party terrorises me as an adult
>>785058
rosie
Ill just give cigarettes and a sandwich to any crackhead that enlist in my holy midwestern army
anon
>>785056
Nigel Farage will protect our white culture and our trans children
>>785062
sæкі
I'm glad to hear I can take more as long as I don't have my stomach being rekt
labby
>>785050
god bless you working to build trve brvtish homes for the Whit€ WorKKKing KKKlaSS
fentmom
trve volken hovels
rosie
I actually cant set foot in seattle because the white queers will assume im their threatening nonwhite ubereats driver and call their private malitia (the seattle pd) to put me down in the streets
>>785068
fentmom
im building houses for people to use facebook in
fentmom
and the facebook makes them want to kill me
fentmom
now someone whos like a social scientician tell me how thats right
rosie
so true
straw bury
>>785063
be gay do crime oowoo :3
labby
KKKeith SStarmer
fentmom
herr stormer
rosie
the true rustbelt holyland is toronto
fentmom
obergruhphenfuhrer keith starmer
>>785078
rosie
i want to live in toronto so bad
rosie
Toronto is the best american post industrial city around the great lakes
straw bury
god im fucking hungry but i soldier on
>>785082
rosie
okay youre using 27 in the past tense so youre clearly too old for me to conceptualize your existence
anon
Kieth "der sturmer" Starmer
rosie
as a 19 yr old trannies older than 24 are an existential threat
labby
Kier "waffen" SStarmer
anon
>>785084
The trans tax
rosie
invest in apples
rosie
low calorie and semi filling
rosie
you dont wanna fully ana out so your metabolism doesnt slow down for life
straw bury
ik i have been eating apples
>>785094
rosie
>>785093
forgot you were a true ED soldier like I
labby
the national socialist labour party
>>785101
straw bury
i dont have an ed
straw bury
im just a lil chubby for my liking
rosie
real
rosie
once im not chubby ill eat normally
fentmom
Nationale Arbeiterpartei
rosie
>>785095
remember when you said youd give a poor girl money :3
rosie
oh actually good news!
sæкі
got grim dawn about finished installing the crack of n might get to try playing in a couple
havent touched it in a looong time and only played the early/intro level(s) as my dad was very feep into like 300-1000 hrs in the game
>>785105
rosie
starbucks barista at a kroger
straw bury
i should pirate cyberpunk 2077
rosie
you should!! ive heard good things

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