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anon
>>785913
It's definitely been done before, seems like a Seinfeld type plot
anon
She's your sixth cousin once removed you sick fuck
fentphone
>>785914
yea everyone else does performance half assed bisexuality or trans antics in my family except me
sæкі
<3
sæкі
ur pretty n cute
Dakota
aww
Dakota
oh my family has zero lgbt besides me i'm the only one no bi or anything
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>785918
double trouble
sæкі
awe
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
in my family i only have one lesbian aunt. she is the coolest of all my aunts and she drinks a lot. i love her sm
Dakota
i'd drink more if i had a job lol
Dakota
all my booze is gone for now and being frugal i'm not buying any till i get a job
fentphone
i just woke up i don’t need to know about jacking off and c*mming!!!
Dakota
i haven't touched my thing in so long
fentphone
like months or years
Dakota
8+ months
Dakota
trying to see if it'll die die
fentphone
yeah that helps from what I’ve read about
Dakota
i wnt it to know its dying but its not that smart lol
>>785944
Dakota
oof achey titties
Dakota
its a good ache tho at least they are still communicating that they are developing
sæкі
>>785940
does this mean what I think its referring to
fentphone
beginning to think I have some kind of wack bipolar variant
sæкі
I didn't read up far
fentphone
the only time I can express some kind of carnal sensual attraction to something is when I’m in the throes of idk don’t wanna call it mania and im blasting vapes and energy drinks
Dakota
the man parts they are stupid and i hate them
sæкі
yeh
sæкі
I was curious if u meant them
Dakota
they will die and be removed it is destiny
sæкі
think that its cyute n nice w just orchi thoughs
Dakota
i want all of it gone
sæкі
I hope u can get the stuff done that feels best w u
Dakota
me too the mail person took my medicade forms back today so its in the works
Dakota
it was more release paperwork
Dakota
i used to like speeddemosarchive
Dakota
now if i watch gaming i'll get like a super long vid like one of settleds? the osrs guy and just put iton then go to bed
Dakota
i just pulled a huge piece of skin off my belly button it was dead
Dakota
reminds me of my old belly button piercing i want to get it redone next year
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>785967
tummy
cya dak
Dakota
goin to bed?
sæкі
gon try to go bed soon too
kate 🐅
same
sæкі
I hope u can c:
kate 🐅
I gotta learn to draw horses they're fun creatures
Dakota
i dunno why it randomly just peaced out after a year of being happy but it rejected very fast when it started to go
Dakota
hurt soooo much
Dakota
kitties are cooler than horses
sæкі
c:
Luca
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Dakota
yes it is
sæкі
I rode a bit on exercise bike earlier
sæкі
also
sæкі
goldship teehee
Dakota
i wanted to walk a bit but its been raining for like 12 days and right when i was getting my stuff it started pouring
sæкі
.search goldship horse race jumps the barrier clip
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Dakota
umbrella only works for light rain not tropical storm
sæкі
smh
sæкі
no real clips of it
kate 🐅
.search 12 billion yen incident
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kate 🐅
3
Dakota
charan po rantan so good
sæкі
:3
0.3845% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>785964
of course lori wouild have bocchi gifs saved..
>>786016
kate 🐅
aight I'm gotta head to bed gn nya'll
0.3846% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786008
ragebait
Dakota
night kate
sæкі
heya Kate!!!
sæкі
gn!
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>786007
and i never watched it. its in my "to watch" list, but i'll probably never will
sæкі
:3
sæкі
<good boy
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
lol
sæкі
lel
sæкі
bwa
anon
don't get shy now
0.3847% laptopbooger!boymodewng
lmao
Dakota
i'm enjoying 71 billion piece in the puzzle game
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
have u heard abt the trans girl that has been accused of cheating in bf6?
the girl really is good on the game, ppl are just jelly that e made her a better player lol
Dakota
we will always be accused
sæкі
unless its just false
Dakota
i still know all the words and i haven't listened to them in like 2 years charan po rantan so good
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>786028
ppl are just being transphobic to her, asmongold even made a video abt her.
0.3849% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786030
#throw
Dakota
i also like pizzacato five
Dakota
lol pizzi god i'm hungry
sæкі
also asmon gonna asmon, sigh
>>786046
0.3851% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i don't think he cares about anything he talks about tbh
0.3852% laptopbooger!boymodewng
just audience captured and souleless
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>786041
real
0.3854% laptopbooger!boymodewng
15445.jpg
you could not! factually i am taller, and stronger canonicially this is what i look like actually
>>786051
0.3855% laptopbooger!boymodewng
hurtful
anon
>>786049
saeki can I kiss you, I am like sigma and also epic and stronger canonically
>>786054
0.3856% laptopbooger!boymodewng
saeki can i kiss you i am 10x more sigma and epic and stronger than twinklepinklewinkle
>>786064
Dakota
.play チャラン・ポ・ランタンと愉快なカンカンバルカン「ムスタファ」
anon
>>786054
#kiss
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>>786058
Dakota
asshole fuckin shit
0.3857% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can't do yeah foreign language in the worm lang
Dakota
.play charan po rantan circus circus
0.3858% laptopbooger!boymodewng
or just non latin characters
Dakota
i dont know anymore lol
Dakota
.play hyolyn you and i
Dakota
.play shishamo bye bye
Luca
>>786066
Not really recently, but 100 years of Solitude was a really good read
0.3861% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786071
you're welcome
Luca
I guess I'm almost done with Naked Lunch, that book was fucking awesome, I don't care what the haters say
0.3862% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>NAKED LUNCH
luca why are you reading horny books
>>786075
Dakota
i dont feel horny very often
>>786080
Dakota
usually need a man to be like in touching range being interested in me
0.3863% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786077
oh just letting you know that i read your message on ele
sæкі
I think I'm gonna go eep now
>>786085
Dakota
night my dryer hasn't buzzed yet :/
sæкі
>>786085
nini
sweet dreams n rest up urself, feel a lil better
0.3864% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok and now i messaged you back on ele twinklepinkle
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>786083
#kiss
anon
Bloober, messaged you on ele
Dakota
its peaceful not feeling that way anymore
Dakota
but dont worry its been replaced with a horribly strong desire to get married to a man who will treat me ok
sæкі
I go bed fr now
sæкі
cuddling n dreaming of worm puddle n helping Twink recover teehee
>>786099
Dakota
i dreamed i was shop lifting lst night and got arrested
Dakota
guess i'm gonna go too gonna fold this laundry, pump my titties and go to sleep
sæкі
luv u get some rest too
sæкі
<3
0.3865% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786104
did NOT message u on ele
0.3866% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786099
messaged you on ele
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
so many pages open aaaaaaa
>>786108
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
nyes
>>786114
0.3867% laptopbooger!boymodewng
nyes
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
ooohhhh...
0.3868% laptopbooger!boymodewng
loriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii loooooooooooriiii
0.3869% laptopbooger!boymodewng
is it lori or loris
>>786115
0.3870% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786115
:D just making sure so many people were calling you loris recently
>>786118
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
:D

>>786114
pls need
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>786116
yeah the trip confuses ppl
0.3873% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786119
#throw
0.3874% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786119
#throw
0.3876% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i believe that
Luca
.play to be in love shakatak
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>786119
ur more like fluffychad than a gigachad. like instead of punching u ppl feel compelled to hug u
0.3877% laptopbooger!boymodewng
twink got calleda hon LMAO
Luca
>>786127
#edit weave this into a Gabriel Garcia Marquez narrative complete with an oral-storytelling flair
>>786135>>786134
0.3878% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>786133
#edit trsanslate this into spanish then into english then into french then into spanish then finally back into english
Luca
.play caves of altamira steely dan
anon
Steely Dan
Luca
the one, the only
anon
Some nice easy listening
anon
Letting you read in the lounge as Steely Dan plays after I crushed you repeatedly in chess
>>786141
Luca
...
anon
>>786141
It's that or I talk about crushing your prostate
Luca
You're just going to beat me again...
>>786147
straw bury
weh
anon
>>786145
it's correspondence, so you'll have plenty of time
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
alright, imma eep now
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
cya everyone
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>786150
#kiss
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
fentmom
we are anonymouse and we L.O.L. in the face of feminims
anon## admin
ATTENTION

libpol will be going down for major maintenance within some minutes. the site might be down for anywhere from 1 minute to several hours. please join the discord at https://libpol.org/discord for status updates
anon
Has liberal politics fallen?
anon## admin
it hasn't started yet
anon## admin
should start within an hour or two probably
anon
is it the long awaited
alright
anon## admin
yes
anon## admin
the rebrand will be a few days after that
anon## admin
this is just to get the other like 7 months' worth of changes deployed to the site
anon
3000 commits incoming
straw bury
i miss saeki shes pretty cool
Anonymous
mods don't know what they're talking about
Anonymous
'oooh we'll shut the site down in an hour' and here we are, an hour later
anon## admin
another hour or so..
anon
libpol runs on an apollo computer
Anonymous
one more hour bro, trust
anon
next upgrade was a move from punch cards to tape
Anonymous
upgrading to ENIAC
anon
the website has been running for over 40 years
the backend is still cobol with a clean and sleek js frontend
Anonymous
*fortran front end
anon
libpol frontend is simply a dosbox emulator
Anonymous
dude
anon
oh my grok bruh
Anonymous
"russian jew" is code for lithuanian like 99% of the time btw
Anonymous
it's ai generated
anon
thats awesome
Anonymous
peep the flag
anon
ah yesfrance #coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
anon
i hear russia is up to cool stuff these days
>>786191
Anonymous
#tcoaal
Anonymous
>>786189
not really, just porous front stuff is happening
anon
i probably dont know enough to have a meaningful opinion on russia but i dont like what i hear about them
anon
i wish libpol would get russian ai that Just Says Shit
>>786195
anon
could you imagine astroturf bots on a low user count imageboard
Anonymous
>>786193
ai that mimics z-blogger speech patterns
anon
what is that
Anonymous
twitter auto translates foreign language tweets now
anon
>translated by grok
hasnt like hard translation been a solved problem for a while
Anonymous
yeah, machine learning was first popularized on the internet to do translations
Anonymous
i'm more pissed that it does it automatically now
anon
well maybe you should consider grok's feelings before you speak
fentmom
just laughed so hard at a music video i started crying
Anonymous
post it
straw bury
what video
fentmom
.play steam powered giraffe diamond
straw bury
holy peak
Anonymous
oh my grok bruh
anon
i think steampunk gave me less ick
straw bury
arent these the guys that did the soundtracks for all the steamworld games
Anonymous
>>786212
this is how deltarune fan art looks
straw bury
i need him
fentmom
this is like what happens when you're the "hot" one of your weird theatre kid board game playing cosplaying ecosystem but you still have god awful taste
straw bury
oh my god im fucking shining guys help me im shining so hard
garfield
i like how dropping three inches is a regular dance move
fentmom
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sexy robot giraffe uughhh ..
straw bury
me and bae B)
fentmom
you know whats awful
fentmom
there are like people we hold dear to us that unironically fuck with this shit
fentmom
there are people you consider "cool", even "sexually attractive", that would hold hands with you and listen to you and even bang you that would also sleep with these guys
straw bury
dawg I fuck with this shit
Anonymous
glompable
straw bury
bruh these r the guys that did the music for steamworld i swear to god
Anonymous
oh my grok bruh
fentmom
i dont think im a failed theatre kid anymore after watching that
>>786235>>786233
straw bury
maybe if i had been a theater kid i would have transitioned sooner :(
garfield
>>786230
a glimpse of what could have been.....
Anonymous
>>786230
did you run a superwholock tumblr back in the day fent
>>786236
fentmom
>>786235
no i was like the nasty 4chan critteroid that dated people who were like nice well mannered tumblr users
fentmom
i liked homestuck
Anonymous
it's aged quite well i feel
>>786242
straw bury
i wish someone would date me but im a huge asshole
fentmom
asswholes get all the freaking chicks !! its true
straw bury
yeah but im an asshole with nothing to back it up. most of them r like tall or can at least protect u but im just like irritable and mean
>>786243
Anonymous
>>786238
though i am only on arc 5 part 2
anon
>>786241
i think the answer is clove cigarettes and early 00s camcorder
straw bury
i dont understand
garfield
you're like 19 you'll figure it out
anon
you could work for vice
garfield
do vice even exist anymore
or are they a shell for some investor's opinions
>>786249
straw bury
i dont wanna work for vice i wanna be a girl and be pretty and cute
>>786250
garfield
>>786248
then get started on that buckaroo!!!!!!!!!!!! live ur life!!!!
straw bury
im on estrogen
straw bury
idk if i wanna live my life
anon
.play natasha beddingwhatever unwritten
straw bury
this is nice video
fentmom
not to sound gay but i like to listen to this song whenever a chapter in my life has freaking ended
fentmom
justify your life!!!!!!!!!!
>>786258
anon
this production is crazy for a modern song
anon
really felt like sony ericsson
anon
this song feels like a 3rd gen mitsubishi eclipse
anon
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
why u skip ;-;
anon
i already felt the rain on my skin
anon
went outside got wet came back inside said 'yep that just happened' and the whole room clapped for me
straw bury
yippee
anon
the thunderstorm is right behind me isnthe
straw bury
i like to listen to this song when it is absolutely NOT alright
anon
i like that vcat
anon
i think its safe to say
the website is NEVER going down
anon
basically unthinkable
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
hey internet kittens meow meow
Anonymous
did you write the backend
anon
lol
straw bury
haskell
anon
#ai thanks for your service deepseek

np, happy to help. keep it breezy.
thanks for your service deepseek
anon
o7
straw bury
kitty craft dead .....
Anonymous
oh so THAT'S what they meant
anon## admin
the website will momentarily go down for maintenance. this maintenance may last a few minutes or a few hours
anon## global mod
we are so back
anon
test
anon## admin
not necessarily back..
anon
uh oh..
anon## admin
test
anon
hide command effects my beloved
anon
test
anon## admin
test
anon## admin
#ai do you like cats

yeah, cats are chill. low-maintenance roommates who occasionally scream at 3am and knock your glass off the table just to feel something. do you like cats
anon
#ai write an essays about cats

cats are small carnivorous mammals that have lived alongside humans for at least nine thousand years. they come in dozens of breeds, but all share the same basic toolkit: retractable claws, night vision, and a purr that can vibrate at frequencies used in therapeutic ultrasound. most weigh between eight and twelve pounds, though maine coons can top twenty. domestication was never a one-way street. cats chose grain stores for the rodents, and humans tolerated them for the rodent control. the egyptians took it further, elevating cats to sacred status; killing one was punishable by death. from egypt they spread on ships, prized for keeping food safe on long voyages. today there are an estimated six hundred million pet cats worldwide. behaviorally, cats sit in a sweet spot between solitary hunters and social companions. they retain the ability to survive without humans yet choose to solicit affection. their communication is mostly silent—slow blinks, tail twitches, the precise pitch of a meow tuned to human ears. they sleep twelve to sixteen hours a day, conserving energy for brief, explosive bursts of hunting or play. technically, cats are perfect killing machines. their spine is so flexible they can rotate their front half almost 180 degrees mid-air, leading to the righting reflex that lets them land on their feet. whiskers map air currents and textures down to the millimeter. their nose print is as unique as a human fingerprint. culturally, cats dominate the internet for the same reason they once haunted barns: they are autonomous. a dog video is often about the owner; a cat video is about the cat. memes like “if i fits, i sits” or “i should buy a boat” work because they project human intent onto an animal that clearly has its own agenda. ownership is a misnomer. cats are legal property in most jurisdictions, but anyone who has ever tried to bathe one knows who really holds the power. vets report that the biggest problem in feline medicine is getting owners to bring cats in at all; the animals hide pain so well that subtle changes—missing a jump, sleeping in a new spot—become diagnostic clues. the future looks good for cats. shelters are shifting toward community cat programs that sterilize and return ferals instead of euthanizing them. geneticists are mapping the handful of genes that separate bengal spots from siamese points. in tokyo you can already rent a cat for an hour; in rural america, barn cat programs place ferals where they’re wanted. if dogs are humanity’s first friend, cats are our first equal. they offer companionship without servitude, affection without dependence. we feed them, yes, but they remind us daily that the transaction is voluntary on both sides. write an essays about cats
anon
#ai write a lot of text

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nonners
#ai what do i do about normalfags

stop using the term, it’s just a cope. if you want to be left alone, curate your feeds aggressively: block, mute, filter. if you want to share niche stuff, pick the right corners (mastodon, small forums, locked discords). normal people aren’t the problem—algorithmic feeds and ragebait are. what do i do about normalfags
anon## admin
we have a new AI model and new AI formatting, fyi
nonners
which mode is it
nonners
l
anon## admin
what do you mean
anon## admin
oh
anon## admin
it's Kimi K2
nonners
never heard
anon## admin
it's a new one
Anonymous
thanks for doing absolutely nothing mods
>>786307
Anonymous
nothing changed
anon## admin
there are many changes
Anonymous
doubt it
anon## admin
there are
nonners
#ai will anything good ever happen?

yes. good things happen all the time, just not on a schedule you can set your watch to. the trick is noticing the small wins—sun after rain, a friend texting back, code finally compiling. zoom out and the graph trends upward even if today feels flat. will anything good ever happen?
nonners
this ai is retarded, bring back the old one
anon## admin
what was the old one like
>>786316
nonners
the old one >knew
Anonymous
>>786314
#edit make this post sound like it came from a slobbering golden retriever with CTE

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