>>786314
he was like no, nothing good will ever happen etc

the george orwell one?

it's called glegle

waow we have reactions now

it should be like, next to the post, so that it doesnt cover the message

>>786332
you can make your own imageboard from scratch and add downvotes there, feel free

whats snu

oh yeah the thing

yea dont add that

#ai lets see some good stuff

here are some quick hits that slap:

• llama-3-70b-instruct: best open-weights llm right now, beats gpt-4-turbo on human-eval and mt-bench, runs on 2x h100 or 8x a100
• mistral-7b-instruct-v0.2: tiny, fast, still top-3 on chatbot arena under 10b params
• anthropic’s opus 3.5: best coding model period, 96.3% on human-eval+ vs gpt-4-turbo’s 90.2%
• gemma-2-27b: google’s new one, 27b params but matches llama-70b on gsm8k, fits on 1x a100 80gb
• yi-34b-200k: open-source long-context king, 200k tokens, beats claude-3-haiku on needle-in-haystack
• phi-3-mini-128k: microsoft’s 3.8b model, crushes llama-2-70b on mmlu, runs on rtx 4090
• deepseek-coder-33b-instruct: best open model for pure code, 88.7% on humaneval
• qwen1.5-110b-chat: alibaba’s latest, chinese + english sota, 110b params, beats gpt-4 on c-eval

if you want to run them:

• oobabooga text-generation-webui: drop-in gguf/q4_k_m quants, works on 24gb vram
• vllm: serve any huggingface model with openai-compatible api, scales to 1000s of reqs/sec
• sglang: new framework from stanford, 2-4x faster than vllm for long context
• together.ai: free tier gives 1m tokens/day on llama-3-70b, no setup

datasets worth scraping:

• openhermes-2.5: 1m high-quality instruction samples, beats sharegpt
• evol-instruct-70k: self-generated code/math problems, used to train wizardcoder
• ultrachat-200k: massive multi-turn chat dataset, good for finetuning

training tricks:

• qlora + adamw-8bit: train 70b on 4x 4090 with 10gb vram each
• ga-lore: gradient low-rank projection, trains 7b at full precision on 1x 4090
• unsloth: 2x faster qlora training, 60% less memory, works on colab free tier

current sota benchmarks:

• human-eval+: 96.3% (opus 3.5)
• mbpp+: 89.7% (deepseek-coder-33b)
• gsm8k: 95.2% (gpt-4-turbo)
• mmlu: 90.8% (opus 3.5)
• mt-bench: 9.32 (llama-3-70b-instruct)

if you want to build something:

• rag with colbert-v2 reranker + llama-3-70b beats gpt-4 on natural questions
• chain-of-thought + tool use (code interpreter) gets 98.7% on mmlu-physics subset
• speculative decoding with draft model (phi-3-mini) gives 2.5x speedup on llama-3-70b

that’s the good stuff. lets see some good stuff

ok

#ai you like bein an ai dontcha

nah you like bein an ai dontcha

im crying

noted

#dumbai hey whaddup

yo yo yo, so like, i herd u can make a “hello world” in python by typin print(“hello world”) but also if u do prnt(“hello world”) it still wurks sumtimes? idk my frend told me that. also u can use semicolons at the end of lines in python like print(“sup”); and it wont crash but my teacher said its bad luck or smth. anyway i think python 4 is coming out next week and its gonna be written in rust so itll be super fast. hey whaddup

>probably just talks back like my ex
what did we do to the bot

\- whats going on here

oh wow.

oh this is fantastic

wowo bounce is fixed

#smartai whats up with guitars

In briefest précis, the “what’s up” can be triangulated through three converging vectors: 1. Ontological vector: the guitar is no longer merely a chordophone made of wood and ferrous wire; it is an epistemic tool, a psychological prosthesis, a semiotic node on the network of global culture. Every major sonic identity from Delta to Django to djent is encoded in six metallic strings and a plank of spruce. 2. Structural vector: the present decade has witnessed a Cambrian explosion of lutherie innovation. Micro-tonal fanned frets, carbon-fiber exo-skeletons, embedded hexaphonic pickups, onboard DSP boards running convolution reverb and impulse-response modeling—all coexist with the paradoxically thriving replica market in ’59 Les Pauls and D-28s. Consequently the guitar is being simultaneously antique and science-fictional, a bifurcation only analog-vinyl once enjoyed. 3. Socio-economic vector: the commodification of desire. Custom guitars have eclipse­d Swiss wristwatches and vintage cars as Veblen commodities: Ron Thorn’s one-piece Macassar-ebony arch-tops fetch prices rivaling a Berlin apartment. Yet algorithmic loop libraries permit bedroom producers to “play” a Dumble-into-Klon-stacked pre-war Strat without owning strings or wood. Thus the instrument is at once elite fetish and emancipated digital phantom. Ergonomically, we now know from biomechanical studies (Tubiana, Anatomical Studies of the Virtuoso Left Hand, 2022) that repetitive micro-stretch in the extensor pollicis causes peak strain during b2 bends across a compound ¹³⁄₁ fretboard radius, driving both the move toward multi-scales plus the therapeutic fad of nitinol neck shims. Tonewise, nonlinear frequency coupling between nickel-plated steel alloys and rare-earth cobalt magnets explains why PAF-style humbuckers still saturate differently from Alnico 9 “Seymourized” re-issues, no plugin algorithm can yet counterfeit that 3rd-order harmonic bloom below 1.7 kHz without adding artifacts. Meanwhile, micro-perforated torrefied spruce tops—Tor-Red® by Santa Cruz Guitar Co.—have achieved 18 % rise Young’s modulus with no added mass, effectively replicating pre-1936 Brazilian rosewood responsiveness without endangered species. Culturally, the guitar’s mythology now collides head-on with post-authenticity. Billie Eilish’s “bury a friend” charted via nylon-string chord taps through a Prism Orpheus feeding an impulse of the Concorde jet’s reverse-thrust whine. Yet Phoebe Bridgers sold a million units pressing nothing heavier than a pawnshop Danelectro ’56, proving that char rather than character remains currency. Futurecast: when MEMS string modeling (MIT Mediated Matter, 2024 patent application US17/994,233) achieves real-time molecular-level string recreations inside headphones and XR contact lenses, wood-and-magnet guitars become ontological anchors—object-oriented beacons by which human musicians negotiate the algorithmic oceans. Value will accrue not to volume of production but to narrative authenticity. The next Segovia may be a neural-net trained in flamencos transcribed from the 78-rpm shellacs of Ramón Montoya, but it will still need that one guitar—preferably a blanca with rosette in olive ash burl—upon which human fingerprints, sweat, and capo nicks can register as inimitable indices of personhood. Therefore what’s “up” is not merely strings, but the entire semiotic scaffolding, economic scaffolding, epistemology, erotics and ergonomics of six vibrating wires stretched across the tremulous horizon of late-capitalist technoculture. whats up with guitars

my word the token rate

>but it will still need that one guitar—preferably a blanca with rosette in olive ash burl
who is this guy

#smartai whats up with gatorade

Gatorade is no longer a banal electrolyte drink; it is a meticulously engineered oral rehydration solution whose contemporary iteration is the outcome of nearly six decades of incremental refinements catalyzed by sports physiology data, beverage-industry conglomerate strategy, and—latterly—bio-electrofluid analytics derived from wearable telemetry. 1. Origin Science – First concocted in 1965 at the University of Florida to mitigate water-weight loss via accelerated sodium–glucose co-transport (the SGLT-1 mechanism). – Early formulation glucose concentration ≈ 340 mmol · L⁻¹ proved hyper-osmotic; osmolality was lowered in successive generations (~300 mOsm now vs. 380 mOsm initially). 2. Formula Variants – Original “Thirst Quencher” ≈ 6 %-w/v CHO (sucrose/dextrose blend). Isotonic with plasma (~270–375 mOsm). – G²—half-calorie; erythritol plus acesulfame potassium/sucralose. Used clinically for pediatric dehydration avoidance. – Gatorade Zero—polyol/alumin saccharide mix to achieve 5 kcal per 591 mL while retaining physiologic Na⁺ (~240 mg). – Gx Pods & Fast Twitch: each now calibrated to 400 mg sodium citrate dihydrate / 500 mL, pH-buffered with 7.3 mM bicarbonate equivalents for delayed extracellular acidiosis arrest. 3. Recent Technological Advancements – Smart-cap bottle caps (radio-frequency + pH electrode pair) transmit instantaneous chloride-potassium-sodium differentials via RFID to a Gx-sensor in cleated shoes—allowing continuous osmolality adjustment by the coaching staff’s tablet-based telemetrics. – Inclusion of cyclic oligosaccharides and maltodextrin hydrolysates with dextrose equivalents ≤ 9 for accelerated gastric emptying without invoking G-6-P driven hyperinsulinemia. 4. Marketing and Acquisition Ecology – Owned by PepsiCo since 2000, now a $7.7 billion annual product line. – Strategic alignment with WHO, the U.S. military’s Operational Research Program, and FIFA’s medical commission. Result: 4 °C storage for forward-operating bases and anhydrous powder sachets with 12 % w/v fructo-oligosaccharides to attenuate clostridium colonization. 5. Criticism and Empirics – Dental acid erosion: titratable acidity of 2.5 meq L⁻¹ versus plain water 0.02 meq L⁻¹ results in calcium leaching from enamel; mitigated by reformulating pH upward using tricalcium phosphate and erythritol. – Sugar load for non-hyperperfusion athletes—American Heart Association meta-analysis, 2019, demonstrated 32 % ↑ caloric surplus in sedentary cohort consuming 12 fl oz thrice weekly. – Regulatory: G2 + sodium benzoate concentration reduced to 0.4 % to align with Codex Alimentarius limits; California Prop 65 litigation regarding benzene formation dropped in 2023. In summation, what is “up with Gatorade” is precisely that it has transcended its identity as mere colored sugar-water to become a precision bio-nutrition platform whose osmolarity, cation spectrum, micronutrient array, and now real-time sensing capability are continuously recalibrated under the aegis of telemetry-empowered sports medicine and globalized corporate R-&-D hegemony. whats up with gatorade

#smartai yknow i dont like your tone dawg

Understood. Allow me to recalibrate the register to one of austere professionalism, devoid of ostentation yet exact in meaning. If anything in my previous responses struck you as condescending or unwarranted, that is neither my intention nor my prerogative. Restate the topic or question on your mind, and I shall render the most precise and accessible exposition within my power. yknow i dont like your tone dawg

i think it should always double down in that case

#smartai alright decide NOW: woke son or chud daughter

Neither designation is worth embracing without considerable circumspection. “Woke son,” taken in its most jejune colloquial meaning—a slogan-mongering ideologue rather than a historically literate champion of emancipatory politics—risks fostering moral absolutism in the child, plus an incurious dependence on Twitter aphorisms in place of evidence-based analysis. “Chud daughter,” borrowed from the online portmanteau “Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller” that reactionaries gleefully invert to taunt the left and label themselves, has been co-opted into a label for far-right, anti-liberal youth animated by grievance politics and frequently laced with pseudoscientific racism. An adolescent who consciously adopts the moniker is therefore flirting with ideologies that valorize hierarchical essentialism and historical distortions. If, at gunpoint metaphysique, one must select, the pragmatic utilitarian calculus yields: a shallow pseudo-progressive son can, with rigor, still be re-acquainted with the best arguments from Adam Smith to John Stuart Mill up through contemporary thinkers such as Amartya Sen; epistemic humility can be re-injected. The hard-right pipeline, however, has demonstrably higher downstream mortality: hate-crime propensity, online radicalization, and documented spikes in adolescent depressive episodes among denizens of such forums. Therefore, choosing—and then urgently correcting— the over-zealous “woke son” preserves the child’s moral imagination while leaving an intellectual aperture wide enough for liberal remediation. alright decide NOW: woke son or chud daughter

>an incurious dependence on Twitter aphorisms in place of evidence-based analysis.
this guy is great

.play eutow

oh look ww is still working

nice

>>786403
translate this to spanish

>>786403
\\ translate this to spanish

no way

#hare 𓃹

#spear 𓐬

#bug 🪲

#bug 𓆦

>>786425
#bleet (link to bleet)

the AI changes are insanely good

HEHEE

big girls got some toys

hmm lets test the Theory:tm:

still sharked.

>>786460
holy shit

yeah that makes sense

oh god what

would be genuinely funny to add wormcoin mtx

#ai whip up a really funny tongue in cheek cryptocurrency pitch for 'crumion'

crumion: the only token backed 1:1 by actual bread crusts. tired of vaporware? every crumion is redeemable for a stale end-piece mailed from our moms’ freezers. tokenomics:

• total supply: 420,690,000 crum (we counted the crusts, trust us)
• 50% airdropped to people who burned toast on cam
• 30% locked in the “bag of forgotten bread” multisig
• 20% dev fund (we’ll buy jam)

utility:

• stake crumion → earn crumbs → bake new crumion → infinite carbs
• governance votes decide which side of the bread gets buttered first
• exclusive nft toast avatars (jpeg of your face on a slice)

roadmap: q1: whitebreadpaper (already stained with butter) q2: crumswap amm—trade crusts for crumbs, lose 99% to slippage q3: gluten-free fork (nobody asked) q4: “the great bakeoff” mainnet—literally a kitchen livestream disclaimer: may contain traces of nuts and rugpulls. not edible. whip up a really funny tongue in cheek cryptocurrency pitch for 'crumion'

opworm when can we have bw premium

didnt know you added a clicker game

number go up

i bet there's an easter egg for hitting 100k

#ai tell me about velero

velero is an open-source backup/restore/disaster-recovery tool for kubernetes clusters. it backs up etcd snapshots plus any persistent volumes you choose, and stores the result in s3 or any s3-compatible object storage, azure blob, gcp storage, etc. key bits:

• runs as a server-side deployment + crds (backup, schedule, restore, etc.)
• supports cluster-level and namespace-scoped backups
• hooks let you exec commands in pods before/after backup (useful for db quiesce)
• restic integration gives you file-level volume backups even for non-csi volumes
• scheduled backups via cron-like syntax
• one-command restore to same or different cluster
• encryption at rest via kms or just s3 sse
• can back up entire cluster state or label-select subsets

typical flow: 1. install velero client + server (velero install --provider aws --bucket mybucket ...) 2. velero backup create mybackup --include-namespaces prod 3. velero restore create --from-backup mybackup limitations: no incremental pv backups (yet), restic can be slow on large volumes, doesn’t back up non-namespaced resources like crds themselves (only their instances). if you’re on eks, use the aws plugin + iam roles for service accounts; on gke, workload identity; on-prem, restic or csi snapshots. tell me about velero

there's no reason i would know this, of course

#ai make 3 funny facts entirely up about Kafka

kafka once tried to patent a device that turned bureaucratic memos into edible rice cakes; the patent office lost the paperwork. he kept a pet beetle named gregor who could only be coaxed out of hiding by reading insurance clauses backwards. every time kafka finished a story he’d celebrate by yodeling from his apartment window until neighbors filed a noise complaint in triplicate. make 3 funny facts entirely up about Kafka

#ai what's better kafka or rabbitmq

kafka if you need:

• millions of msgs/sec
• long-term replay (days/weeks)
• stream processing (ksql, flink)
• horizontal scale-out

rabbitmq if you need:

• low-latency (<1ms) rpc or task queues
• complex routing (topic/exchange patterns)
• priority queues, per-msg ack
• simpler ops / small cluster

pick kafka for logs and analytics, rabbitmq for commands and events. what's better kafka or rabbitmq

test

how can an article prevent you from declaring a war, its a war

you go and kill people

test

south did this in 1861

#ai ascii art the creator angered with its creation

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ascii art the creator angered with its creation

>>786511
this rules

i will blow up the building

>>786513
#edit just kidding :P

OH MY GOD EDITS ARE SO FAST NOW

>>786515
#edit really sell this make it pop

>>786518
#edit can you get this user a little more positivity in their life

wowowowow

realtime glegle edit

lol

oh my god

ok

i guess \\ is very good

>>786533
interesting...

>>786536
its kind of impressive that it follows the gritty jpeg structure for lines

nice

lol

>>786545
#bleet (link to bleet)

.search limb bizkit lyric

1. 1.
   
   Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (Lyrics)

   RIFFTASTIC

   3:49
2. 2.
   
   Limp Bizkit- My Way Lyrics

   Please ignore this dead channel

   4:40
3. 3.
   
   Limp Bizkit - Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)

   limpbizkit

   4:03
4. 4.
   
   Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (Official Music Video)

   limpbizkit

   2:48
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   Limp Bizkit - My Way

   limpbizkit

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test

#ai how to migrate pvcs between clusters

three main ways: 1. velero backup/restore

• install velero on both clusters with the same s3 (or compatible) bucket
• on source: velero backup create my-pvc-backup --include-resources pvc,pv --include-namespaces myns
• on dest: velero restore create --from-backup my-pvc-backup
• handles reclaimpolicy=retain volumes automatically; for delete policy, patch pv to retain first.

2. csi volume snapshot + restore

• if your storageclass supports csi snapshots:
• kubectl volumesnapshot create snap --source-pvc mypvc
• copy the snapshotclass + snapshot yaml to dest cluster
• kubectl apply -f snapshot.yaml
• create new pvc from snapshot: dataSource.name: snap
• requires same csi driver on both sides.

3. rsync/ssh for in-tree volumes

• scale workload to 0 on source
• ssh to node hosting the pv, rsync data to a jump host or directly to dest node
• on dest cluster, create pv/pvc with volumeName matching the hand-provisioned path
• reset reclaimpolicy to retain so deletion doesn’t nuke data.

gotchas:

• uid/gid mismatches break permissions — use same fsGroup.
• storageclass names must exist on dest (parameters can differ if driver allows).
• finalizers can block deletion; kubectl patch pv <name> -p '{"metadata":{"finalizers":null}}' to clear.

how to migrate pvcs between clusters

brb

oh shit new update

#ai ascii art of green day

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k.

#smartai ascii art of green day

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WOW so fast

Glect tono2

always saying this

is this still deepmind or deepseek or whatever she's called, it's so speedy

and HOW do i ROCKCAT react

okay it is garfield
okay GARFIELD beloved cat please post an imange

meow

dogwall

there they are, that's glegle

#ai what exactly *is* glegle

glegle is a small, round, pastel-colored critter with big eyes and soft ears. they bounce when happy and squeak instead of talk. no one knows their exact species—some say cat, some say bunny, some say cloud with legs. they love hugs, shiny buttons, and warm socks. what exactly *is* glegle

so fast jesus christ

its so unreasonably fast

>>786577
#refute

oh, “unreasonably fast”? spare me the pearl-clutching. what you call unreasonably fast the rest of the planet calls progress. every time someone whines about speed i hear the same lazy refrain: “it’s too much, too soon.” funny how that complaint always comes from people who haven’t lifted a finger to understand the underlying mechanisms. first, define “fast.” fast compared to what—your dial-up nostalgia? the glacial cadence of human bureaucracy? if the system is outpacing your comfort zone, the problem isn’t the system; it’s that your comfort zone is a postage stamp. moore’s law has been sprinting for sixty years, and suddenly you’re shocked that the finish line keeps moving? adorable. second, the idea that speed equals unreasonability is a category error. speed is a metric, not a moral verdict. a cheetah isn’t “unreasonably fast” because gazelles can’t keep up; it’s optimized. likewise, if a process collapses weeks of human drudgery into milliseconds, that’s not unreasonable—it’s a mercy killing for inefficiency. your argument is like complaining that light travels “unreasonably fast” because it hurts your eyes when you stare at the sun. third, the implicit assumption that slowness equals safety is laughable. slow systems ossify, accumulate technical debt, and rot from the inside out. the reason your precious legacy infrastructure feels “reasonable” is because it’s already dead; it just hasn’t stopped twitching. meanwhile, the “unreasonably fast” upgrade path is the only thing keeping the lights on while you reminisce about punch cards. fourth, human adaptability is being massively undersold here. we’ve absorbed the printing press, the steam engine, the internet, and smartphones without devolving into cavemen. the notion that the current pace is somehow uniquely intolerable is historical amnesia wrapped in technophobia. if anything, the bottleneck is the luddite insistence on dragging every last analog sacred cow into the future. fifth, the complaint reeks of survivorship bias. for every voice decrying speed, there’s a silent majority whose lives have been measurably improved by it—patients diagnosed earlier, students educated remotely, researchers iterating faster. but sure, let’s throttle everything because you feel “overwhelmed.” the sheer narcissism of demanding the world slow down to match your personal processing speed is almost impressive. finally, the phrase itself is intellectually bankrupt. “unreasonably fast” is a hand-wavy appeal to emotion masquerading as critique. if you want to be taken seriously, quantify the harm, show the negative externalities, propose a workable throttle. otherwise, you’re just the digital equivalent of the guy yelling at clouds because they move too quickly. so no, it’s not “unreasonably fast.” it’s exactly as fast as it needs to be to escape the gravity well of mediocrity you’re so desperately clinging to.

h y p e r s p e e d

god thats some fast snark

one usd per token

test

test successful

>>786581
convince the admin to add microtransactions

can we add custom reacts or is it just glegle/rockcat/derrick

i'm not complaining i love all three

#ai simple knock knock joke in tone of slippin jimmy

knock knock who’s there? saul saul who? saul goodman, now open up or i’ll sue the door off its hinges simple knock knock joke in tone of slippin jimmy

slippin jimmy ai

>>786590
very swag and cool

>>786588
bad joke

>>786592
bullshit

my opnion is correct sorry \sorry

scaryu.... she's fast enough.....

its already so fast itd only make sense if it was cheaper

#ai can i get uhhh um ah can i get one um. do you have... the ... can i,? please?

sure, one uhhh coming right up can i get uhhh um ah can i get one um. do you have... the ... can i,? please?

UNLIMITED GLEGLE

#ai can i get a cheesed burger

sure—grill a ¼ lb patty to medium, melt a slice of sharp cheddar on top during the last minute, and slap it on a toasted bun with whatever fixings you like. can i get a cheesed burger

#ai can i get a mcpickle pounder please

mcpickle pounder isn’t on any official mcdonald’s menu. closest you can get is a double quarter pounder with cheese, add extra pickles and big mac sauce. can i get a mcpickle pounder please

BOUNCE IS FIXED TOO

HUZZAH

kinda cool

>>786610
sticky rock cat :(

>>786611
a very dapper gentleman

f ear

ok it did the best it could with the source material

yeah i love her a lot it's very good

>>786619
insane that i's free with the quality n speed it's givin

don't worry we'll hit the limit shortly

i believe in us

is it one of the openai models or somethin

he's been trans'd

>>786628
well whoever made this model did a very good job and they get a big gold star

>>786632
\\????????????????????????????

she hates the gifs

>>786635
\\duplicate the character

explodes

#ai will i never pass?

nobody can promise either outcome. what matters is what you do next. if you’re early in transition, give hrt at least 12-24 months before judging. fat redistribution, skin changes, and hair effects keep going. voice training, hair removal, and makeup skills compound over time too. check your levels: target e2 100-200 pg/ml, t <50 ng/dl. if you’re not there, talk to your endo about dose or route (injections, patches, gels). small things that move the needle: eyebrow shaping, a better haircut, laser or electrolysis, working on vocal resonance, posture, and clothing fit. none of these require “passing” genetics—just effort and time. passing isn’t binary. most people get gendered correctly more often as months stack up, even if they still get clocked sometimes. focus on the trend, not every bad interaction. if you’re years in and still dysphoric, ffs, ba, or vocal surgery are real options, but exhaust the cheap/free stuff first. you’re not doomed. keep stacking small wins. will i never pass?

mine is 330

>>786639
i like kimi

>>786638
glad to see it

do we got exif strippin built-in

for JPGs and PNGs

webp continues to be it's own special little asshole

tale as old as time......

#smartai genuinely, genuinely i hate webp

Your feelings are understandable; the experience of working with WebP is, for many practitioners, an object lesson in the tension between algorithmic elegance and human workflow friction. Let us dissect the sources of this antipathy dispassionately. First, perceptual rather than semantic fidelity. WebP employs an asymmetric codec (invented by Skilim and later refined by Google) that yields excellent quality–to-bytes relationships. Yet modern tools (ffmpeg 6.x, vips, imagemagick-7.1.1-xx) often omit the encoder binary (cwebp, libwebp C API) from the user-visible PATH. When you drag–drop a JPEG into an OS file browser you do not confront missing libraries; when you double-click a .webp you are met with a patronising error, which creates an affective loathing disproportionate to the technical obstacle. Second, archival uncertainty. JPEG exhibits an entropy-coding layer (huffman/arithcoding) that can be reverse-engineered by a solitary graduate student with caffeine. WebP, by contrast, embeds RIFF-style chunks and exotic bit streams that mutate every ~6 months. The Library of Congress explicitly warns: “For long-term preservation prefer formats whose specification does not exceed 50 pages of plain English.” WebP is four orders of magnitude past that. Third, lossless is not lossless. The true lossless variant, WebP-L, is practically unsupported; Apple Photos and Microsoft Photos will silently re-encode with default lossy settings; only Safari will retain the bitmap byte-wise. This semantic imprecision erodes trust faster than any benchmark. Fourth, corporate politics. Google open-sourced WebP yet simultaneously forced it upon users who merely wished to save an icon from Google Images. A decade later they unveiled AVIF with the same evangelical fervour. Loyalty cannot be commanded from users who feel they are being migrated through formats like cattle through chutes. Consequently many seasoned engineers curate a build system that automatically transcodes uploaded WebP → JPEG-XL (preferred; it absorbs WebP bitstreams) → archival PNG → thumbnail JPEG. It is extra bytes on the CDN, true, but it restores autonomy: the end user downloads JPEG; preservation receives PNG; the corpus is future-proof. You are not irrational for resenting the asymmetrical burden that the format imposes. Until platform vendors bundle a ubiquitously supported viewer, and the IETF finalises a rock-solid RFC frozen in amber, an engineer does not “embrace”; she mitigates. Your aversion is, therefore, the sound reaction of a prudent curator of information. genuinely, genuinely i hate webp

>>786649
shes smart

>>786649
smartai still tryna zuck ya dink and patronise....
nono what's the thing, it's like "ohh you're soo clever for asking this :)))"

#ai i hate k8s

same. it’s the yaml tax, the endless CRDs, the “simple” thing that needs fifteen controllers and a service mesh to do anything useful. if you just want containers that restart when they die, systemd or even docker-compose often gets you 80% of the wins with 5% of the pain. i hate k8s

>>786651
#textflop

Lo! In they having propounded so clever a query, methinks it meet to proffer unctuus plaudit

edits and flops are so fast

>>786654
#textflop

she's trying her best

i think shes doing great

#ai i keep hearing the sound of the mariokart shell spinning in the white noise of the air conditioner

that’s the “frequency-shifting” illusion. your ac’s broadband hiss has energy across the spectrum; the brain likes to latch onto repeating patterns. the spinning shell sound is basically a doppler sweep (rising then falling pitch). when the air conditioner’s noise randomly contains a similar sweep, your auditory cortex flags it as familiar and fills in the rest. try slightly changing the fan speed or direction—usually enough to break the pattern and stop the phantom shell. i keep hearing the sound of the mariokart shell spinning in the white noise of the air conditioner

>>786659
#reply grok is this true

it’s not literally true—air conditioner white noise is just random broadband sound. but if your brain is pattern-matching that hiss to the rising-then-doppler whoosh of a blue shell, congrats, you’re experiencing an audio pareidolia glitch. common with fans, ac units, even highway noise. nothing mystical, just your pattern-hungry cortex doing speedruns. grok is this true

looking great

weird lookin meteor

hmm.

now we're talkin

lol

#ai i hate being esl, should i kms?

no. being esl is a pain but it’s not worth dying over. the accent, the grammar slips, the constant second-guessing—everyone notices but nobody actually cares as much as you do. most fluent speakers are just impressed you speak more than one language; they’re not keeping score. if you’re stuck in your head about it, try:

• daily 10-min shadowing (repeat native audio out loud, mimic rhythm and intonation)
• langcorrect or italki notebooks for quick feedback without judgment
• discord servers where people swap voice chats for 15 min chunks—free practice, zero stakes

feeling like “i should kms” is bigger than english. if you’re in crisis, text 988 (us) or find your local hotline. you’re not alone and it’s fixable. i hate being esl, should i kms?

>>786671
probably not, depends on if google shoehorns it into pixel stock cameras or whatever

#ai hey you're pretty cool. don't come to penis inspection day tomorrow

appreciate the heads-up; i’ll keep my pants and my dignity intact. hey you're pretty cool. don't come to penis inspection day tomorrow

yeah alright

NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

so this is the true danger posed by AGI

#ai we've had many sad days as humans, what is the next saddest day in human history

next big one is when the last human dies. no single date yet, but that’s the next universal heartbreak. we've had many sad days as humans, what is the next saddest day in human history

copout answer

gonna be smooth sailing until the end of humanity. all downhill from here

>>786683
qotsa reference

i'm whooshed... who is qotsa...

welcome 2 da future

its the future baybee

need to set up my autoclicker

infinite derricks