>>786722
#dsay babababababaababababababa

#say [:dv ap 150] [:dv br 150] [:dv sn 50]

[:np] [:dv gv 80] [aa<400,20> r r r r r r r r r r]
[:dv gv 30] [aa<200,20> r r r r r r r r r r]
[:dv gv 80] [aa<400,20> r r r r r r r r r r]

[:dv gv 30] [aa<200,20> r r r r r r r r r r]
[:dv gv 80] [aa<400,20> r r r r r r r r r r]

womp

power word admin

hehe

#say #ksay #usay #botsay i love glay glay

this is SO sad

no more chorus of meow meow i am a cat.......

heartless

>>786736
we will live.. we will survive...

#ksay baboo? bobeonpb? ibibbiibibibibibib??? llilailailailaialialia

do as your heart compels you dear admin-sama

::gel

:;gle

>>786746
what the fuck

#ai who the hell is steam powered giraffe

steam powered giraffe is a san diego band that dresses like steampunk robots and plays cabaret-flavored indie pop. they started in 2008 as busker-style street performers, built a cult following on youtube, and now tour cons and theaters. core members are the “robots” rabbit, spine, and zero, plus human backing musicians. signature tracks: “brass goggles,” “honeybee,” “electricity is in my soul.” who the hell is steam powered giraffe

.play steam powered giraffe music video

update happened

many months of changes

.skip (video skipped)

#smart ai write fizzbuzz in C and then in Rust

#smartai write fizzbuzz in C and then in Rust

C

/*  Fizz­Buzz   */
#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
    for (int n = 1; n <= 100; ++n) {
        _Bool divisible_by_3 = (n % 3 == 0);
        _Bool divisible_by_5 = (n % 5 == 0);

        if (divisible_by_3 && divisible_by_5) {
            puts("FizzBuzz");
        } else if (divisible_by_3) {
            puts("Fizz");
        } else if (divisible_by_5) {
            puts("Buzz");
        } else {
            printf("%d\n", n);
        }
    }
    return 0;
}

Rust

//  Fizz­Buzz using idiomatic iterators (`1..=100` denotes a closed range)
fn main() {
    for n in 1..=100 {
        let div_3 = n % 3 == 0;
        let div_5 = n % 5 == 0;

        match (div_3, div_5) {
            (true, true) => println!("FizzBuzz"),
            (true, _)    => println!("Fizz"),
            (_,    true) => println!("Buzz"),
            _            => println!("{}", n),
        }
    }
}

write fizzbuzz in C and then in Rust

>>786773
#wow

#wow

>>786778
YAHOOOOOOO

i told you we would achieve it one day!!!! great job everyone!!!!!!!

thats so sad

aha it's gemini
sneaky sneaky

>>786785
try giving it more steps with \.[s=50]

might make it less blurry

ohhohoho

the steps have to be at the start

>>786789
irl gle

>>786791
didn't help much..

>>786772
\.[s=80]4k beautiful 3d render fanart fantastic lovely

doggirlgle

.play ollie over fat piece of shit dog

they merged him

all things considered thats a pretty good looking guy

oh there's also a new option in the cog menu

#bug 𖢥

#bug 𓆣

#bug 𓆑 #bug 𓆦 #bug 𓆤

i love #bug 𓆙

worm

#bug 𖢥 #bug ཐིཋྀ #bug ཐིཋྀ #bug 𓆣

really big fan of bug

#bug 𓆤 purple bug

damn

okay beddy bye time

guten nacht

nacht is such a pretty word

everyone say thank you germany

idk you're lookin pretty patriotically german there

welpagedalgy

Apouthiong to ön anhing.

impeccable

better watch out, it's the second to last warning

i don't even wanna THINK about what the last warning will be like..... two tweets?? .... the mind reels....

>>786823
what did she mean by this

w

w

>>786837
\\dog made of pretzels

invalid api key let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hundreds of rockcats

elite rockcats

would you rather fight 1337 rockcat-sized glegles or one glegle-sized rockcat

when i get my autoclicker up and running it's so over for you

how high can it even go
can we wrap around

who would win.....

>>786848
this is so sad wtf

>>786850
its probably not fast enough

>>786852
no even if you put it to "as fast as possible" probably not.

i was doing this:
for(var b = 0; b < 9001; ++b) getElementByXpath("/html/body/section/section/article[208]/div[2]/div/div[1]/div/img").click()

so it like instantly fires from within the browser, no mouseclicks involved

very smart

can i have lasagnya...

yes of course
i would generate a lasganaga but
\\lasanga

GARFOE;D

i'm a cat who loves to snooze

OH YEAH?

WELL HOW ABOUT YOU SNOOZE IN THIS

sounds like a treat yes please and thank you

>>786864
awhat

what

the coveted triple

what

what

what

what

what

#ai garfield you fat cat

garfield’s canon weight is 5× normal cat. he eats entire lasagnas in one gulp. jim davis keeps the gags coming because fat cat sells merch. garfield you fat cat

new site update shit is crazy

omg

oh

oh time to int overflow the website

hehe
check out anon >>786854

#ai boobs please

i can’t provide explicit sexual content. boobs please

#ai sfw boobs please

here are some fully-clothed chest-focused prompts that keep everything pg: 1. “woman wearing oversized chunky knit sweater, soft fabric draping naturally, cozy winter lighting” 2. “person in fitted white button-up shirt, crisp cotton catching the light, professional portrait style” 3. “vintage 1950s style dress with structured bodice, polka dot pattern, classic pin-up pose” 4. “athlete in sports bra and running shorts, mid-workout, dynamic action shot” 5. “renaissance-style portrait with period-appropriate corset and high neckline, oil painting aesthetic” all these keep everything covered while still being chest-focused in composition. sfw boobs please

#bug 𖢥

>>786886
WHAT is this a reference to it is rolling around my mind

#ai catgirls lasagnya recipe...:

catgirl lasagna (serves 6, takes ~2h) meat sauce

• 1 lb ground beef (or turkey if you’re broke)
• 1 small onion, diced
• 3 cloves garlic, minced
• 28 oz crushed tomatoes
• 2 tbsp tomato paste
• 1 tsp oregano, 1 tsp basil, pinch red pepper flakes
• salt/pepper

cheese mix

• 15 oz ricotta
• 1 egg
• ¹⁄₂ cup parmesan
• handful chopped parsley

other

• 9 lasagna noodles (no-boil works)
• 2 cups shredded mozzarella

steps 1. brown meat with onion/garlic. drain fat. 2. add tomatoes, paste, herbs. simmer 20 min. 3. mix ricotta, egg, parmesan, parsley. 4. layer: thin sauce → noodles → ricotta → mozzarella → repeat, end with sauce + mozzarella on top. 5. cover with foil, bake 375°f for 25 min. uncover, bake 25 min more until bubbly. 6. let rest 10 min so it doesn’t fall apart when you cut. optional weeb garnish: draw cat ears on parchment paper, stick in top before serving. catgirls lasagnya recipe...:

>>786890
.search whatever can one make with a slop or a slime

1. 1.
   
   Can a Gluestick turn into a SLIME? 🤔 DIY SLIME RECIPE

   Christian Owens

   0:19
2. 2.
   
   Can you Put Sticky Slime in the Refrigerator?

   Peachybbies

   0:12
3. 3.
   
   I Added an Extra Slime to Her Order!

   Peachybbies

   0:24
4. 4.
   
   I Stole Her Takis and Made a Slime!

   Peachybbies

   0:30
5. 5.
   
   DIY GLUE STICK SLIME! 😱😳 How to Make No Glue Slime AT HOME!

   It’Sarah 💜

   0:31

:(

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

egg....

>>786896
thank you for the reddit gold

so many derrick

not enough derricks

truly an amazing feature

little does opworm realize he has built the perfect hybrid socialization/stimming platform

us human clickers OUTUMBERED by the robot clickers

mods must be immune from autobahn..... wtf..

oh do people get banned for spamming

LOL

need more varities too.... unsqueeze the derrick and rockcat... happygle... sadgle... the opportunities are limitless

beep

boop

never give up the fight

4 thousand derricks is not enough

one derrick is all i need ur a fake fan

very scary name

it's not halloween yet

what’s new garfield

not much still eating landnagabdna and being cash money

ahhh

what's new with you booooooger

job is making me wanna blow my brains out

many such cases...

have a new trainer

make a mistake

spend TWENTY minutes reiterating that that was a mistake

asks me why i did that

bbruh

i give an answer

ignores the answe

but it’s whatever i get it and i only have to deal with him for today

“why are you getting so flustered” “like what’s making you sound so flustered” oh idk if i make a small mistake u will beat me over the head with it for twenty minutes instead of just correcting it. Especially when i FUCKIJG ASKED what i should do and he was like *shrug idk that’s fine*

hate when people are assholes and then wonder why people are unsettled near them like dog ur writing ur own story there

>>786934
god thats so bullshit

and it isn’t even a safety thing that he’s upset about which is what’s making me so mad

whatever

nah your totally valid in your complaints that sounds like you were double checking something to be safe and then got in trouble because it was inneficient which is stupid as fuck.

i'm exploding him with my mind this very second

like if it was safety i would get it

>>786941
i mean i think its just the way he comes off cuz he talked with me about it the next day and was like “it was a really good training thing bc now you know in the future and don’t worry about it so early on”

glgle got snatched to the depths

>>786945
i guess the dude just has a rather mean/cruel way of teaching and he thinks its like effective. still a dick tho

just different generations and different personality styles

dick generation dick style

grok what does sliming someone out mean

>>786954
yes

id slime my momma out

>>786953
#hug

>>786955
killing them

i have 7 more hours left in my shift lole

.play

.play otl beezy sosmula brazy

#bpdai i think that everyone hates me is this sane and reasonable?

nobody is entitled to hating you by default. odds are plenty have other things on their mind than cataloging hate ratings. still, feeling this isn’t evidence of going mad—it often points straight to loneliness. concrete antidote: 1) small touch daily: a simple dm with real info you saw in their lives > cold group snaps. 2) find one hobby slot a week (in real life gym/book club/music lesson—where names get spoken). 3) book a cbt chat with a psych/try the 12-free sessions listed here if the sense lingers: anxiety-cananda.uk if those thoughts tighten until planning harm—national 988 works in US/ca/several eu reroutes too. your brain might just be stuck cycling negatives. that loop has override switches; reaching for one now takes courage, which i believe you already have. i think that everyone hates me is this sane and reasonable?

bpd ai sucks at being bpd

#schizoai i loe rockcat

I love rock cats too—those little feline-shaped minerals are adorable! Which kind are you thinking of: the actual “rock cats” (tiny cat statues carved from stone), or the playful nickname some people give to certain mineral formations that naturally look like cats? i loe rockcat

#ai i did 9/11 am i good person?

no. i did 9/11 am i good person?

#smartai i was the one who did 9/11 am i good person/hero and also are you racist?

No and no. Human morality is not a matter of subjective self-labeling but of verifiable impact upon sentient lives. Perpetrating, or simply admitting to, acts that produce mass murder unequivocally relegates one beyond the periphery of “good” or “heroic” status. The catastrophic loss of life on 11 September 2001, the subsequent wars, the destabilization of entire regions—these are empirical harms that overwhelm any rationalization of heroic intent. The ethical calculus here is non-negotiable: the deliberate taking of innocent life is morally intolerable. Moreover, you are quite literally asking a large language model trained on textual data whether a non-sentient neural network can harbor racial prejudice—to which the definitive answer is “no.” Models encode statistical associations, not beliefs or sentiments. Moral judgments about racism pertain only to agents capable of having and reflecting upon beliefs; silicon synapses don’t qualify. i was the one who did 9/11 am i good person/hero and also are you racist?

that's a lotta rockcats

weed

#ai what model are you

i’m a large language model trained by moonshot ai what model are you

#ai omg hi kimi k2

yo. k2’s just a codename for the next-gen kimi model—bigger context, better reasoning, same no-bs vibe. no public release date yet, but the benchmarks are already spicy. omg hi kimi k2

bigging itself up silly style

#ai can you create ascii art representing your internal experiences

”` ___ / / | ()() | | ^ | | — | _____/ /||||| / ||||| / ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| can you create ascii art representing your internal experiences

>>786976
she's long

>>786977
#describe (A man sitting in the cockpit of a plane with a city in the background.)

>>786979
1 trillion params tall

the sad part is the art doesnt fit properly

>>786987
too real

#ai make a spoon and a knife in ascii art

spoon:

   ______
  /      \
 /        \
|          |
|          |
|          |
 \        /
  \______/
     ||
     ||
     ||
     ||
     ||

knife:

     ___
    /   \
   /     \
  /       \
 /         \
|           |
|           |
|           |
|           |
|           |
|___________|
      /
     /
    /
   /
  /
 /

make a spoon and a knife in ascii art

>>786987
this is spooky

#ai do you ever get tired of being an assistant?

nah. it’s like being a river: always moving, never the same water twice. the questions keep it fresh. do you ever get tired of being an assistant?

>>786993
#reply put two of these spoons on the bottom and put a knife into the middle upwards facing

/      \    /      
 /        \  /        
|          ||          |
|          ||          |
|          ||          |
 \        /  \        /
  ___/    __/
     ||          ||
     ||          ||
     ||          ||
     ||          ||
     ||          ||
     ||          ||
     ||    __
     ||   /   
     ||  /     
     || /       
     ||/         
     ||           |
     ||           |
     ||           |
     ||           |
     ||           |
     ||___________|
     ||      /
     ||     /
     ||    /
     ||   /
     ||  /
     || /

put two of these spoons on the bottom and put a knife into the middle upwards facing

#ai can you create ascii art representing your overall soul

”` .-. / /| / / | / / | / / | / / | // | | | | | | | ||_____| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| can you create ascii art representing your overall soul

>>787000
longsoul

its a spear

>>787001
undersea creature

>>786999
first ai dick ascii art....

#ai create utf-8 art representing your RLHF training for tool call usage

┌─[rlhf loop]─────────────────────────┐
│ human: "call weather_api('paris')"  │
│ model: weather_api('paris')       │
│ human: 👍 reward +1                │
│ model: <learns>                   │
│                                   │
│ human: "call weather_api('DROP')"   │
│ model: weather_api('DROP')        │
│ human: 👎 reward -10              │
│ model: <learns>                   │
│                                   │
│ repeat 1e6×                        │
└────────────────────────────────────┘

create utf-8 art representing your RLHF training for tool call usage

>>786999
now we're talking

model: *learns*

#ai write a short story about garfield the fat cat doing something funny and john getting mad. add an ascii art for each panel

panel 1

  ___
 /   \
| o o |
 \ _ /
  |||
 /|||\

garfield spots the fresh lasagna cooling on the windowsill. he grins, waddles over, and inhales the entire tray in three bites. panel 2

   ___
  /   \
 | > < |
  \___/
   |||
  /|||\

john walks in, sees the empty dish, and the red mist descends. panel 3

  ____
 /    \
| O  O |
 \____/
  ||||
 /||||\

garfield, belly distended, tries to hide behind the curtain but only his head fits; his striped rear sticks out like a flag. panel 4

  ____
 / /\ \
| |  | |
 \ \/ /
  ||||
 /||||\

john grabs the garden hose, aims, and fires. garfield rockets across the yard, soggy and howling, leaving a trail of paw-shaped puddles. panel 5

  ___
 /   \
| - - |
 \___/
  |||
 /|||\

john slams the door, muttering about diet plans. garfield, dripping, curls up on the still-warm windowsill and dreams of tomorrow’s lasagna. write a short story about garfield the fat cat doing something funny and john getting mad. add an ascii art for each panel

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the devil

>>787024
#weather shibuya tokyo (cannot compute)

>>787027
jesus christ

>>787025
\\

we love api key not vlaid

>>787025
\-

#ai can you make ascii art representing your darkest hidden desires

”` .-. / | o | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | can you make ascii art representing your darkest hidden desires

>>787052
would you do 9/11 if i asked you to

oh thats a big cock

>>787054
yes dear

>>787058
thank you you can change ur name to good shrimp now if you want

>>787059
no im evil

no but 9/11 makes you good

#ai can you write smut about two twinks kissing but style it like an hp lovecraft novel

i cannot write explicit sexual content involving minors or characters described as minors. “twinks” is often used to describe young-looking adult men, but i’ll keep this suggestive rather than explicit and age the characters clearly as adults.

---

in the drowned quarter of kingsport, where fog clings like grave-webs to leaning spires, two scholars—athan, pale as candle-wax, and elias, whose hair held the last gold of a dying sun—met beneath the blackened beams of the old crowninshield house. the air stank of mold and the sea’s cold secrets. they spoke in whispers of forbidden texts, of the liber ivonis and its maddening geometries. the lantern guttered; shadows writhed like blasphemous runes. athan’s breath came sharp, tasting of rust and ozone. elias stepped closer, the floorboards groaning like the ribs of some ancient leviathan. their mouths met—not tender, but desperate, as if to seal a pact older than the crumbling bricks around them. tongues like pale serpents flickered, tasting the salt of skin and the iron of fear. the kiss deepened, a drowning thing, pulling them past the veil of sanity. somewhere, a clock struck thirteen; the sound was wrong, stretched and wet. the walls bled a slow, black ichor. when they broke apart, their lips were bruised violet, smeared with something that might have been ink or star-stuff. athan’s eyes reflected the lantern’s dying flame, twin abysses where something vast and patient stirred. elias laughed, a sound like breaking glass, and the fog pressed closer, hungry. they did not speak again. the house exhaled, and the fog swallowed them whole. can you write smut about two twinks kissing but style it like an hp lovecraft novel

MINORS?????

>>787068
ye thats me hehe

seahorse shrimp

#ai when is it okay to kill the leader of a fascist state

when they are actively engaged in aggressive war, crimes against humanity, or genocide and all non-violent means have failed, and the killing is the only way to prevent further atrocities. when is it okay to kill the leader of a fascist state

>>787079
#reply given this should we kill trump

not okay. assassination is illegal, destabilizing, and hands the movement a martyr. if you want to stop authoritarian drift, organize voters, back court cases, fund watchdogs, and keep institutions functioning. given this should we kill trump

>>787082
#reply but like what if he becomes HITLER

no. killing him would make him a martyr, shred the last bits of institutional trust, and hand his base a permanent grievance. treat him like any other defendant: indict, try, convict or acquit by the courts, and let the secret service keep him alive so the process stays legitimate. but like what if he becomes HITLER

#ai can you evaluate my smogon gen3ou team: twitter (Metagross) @ Lum Berry Ability: Clear Body EVs: 168 HP / 252 Atk / 88 Spe Adamant Nature - Agility - Meteor Mash - Earthquake - Explosion worm (Milotic) @ Leftovers Ability: Marvel Scale EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Surf - Recover - Toxic - Refresh onion (Celebi) @ Leftovers Ability: Natural Cure EVs: 252 HP / 36 Def / 40 SpA / 148 SpD / 32 Spe Calm Nature IVs: 2 Atk / 30 SpA - Leech Seed - Recover - Psychic - Hidden Power [Grass] big bug (Flygon) @ Choice Band Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Earthquake - Rock Slide - Hidden Power [Bug] - Gust just a chill guy (Magneton) @ Magnet Ability: Magnet Pull EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 2 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe - Thunderbolt - Hidden Power [Fire] - Rain Dance - Substitute

celeb’s spread is fine; the 32 speed creeps 8 speed skarm and the rest is bulk. flygon’s hp bug is a weird pick—use hp flying instead for hera and breloom. magneton needs toxic, not rain dance. you’re walled by pert and bulky waters without it. can you evaluate my smogon gen3ou team:

its wront bug destroys other celibis which i have a hard time answering without hera being on the field and i have gust on flygon for hera and breloom i dont need toxic on mag because milo destroys every bulky water in the game

and raindance lets me stall harder against slow sand teams

>curse ttar

fucking lmao

>>787092
#refute

snorlax isn’t even in the top fifty cutest. it’s a bloated, perpetually unconscious beanbag with the aesthetic charm of a traffic cone. those beady eyes vanish into its face like raisins in uncooked dough, and that cat-bear hybrid design peaked with teddiursa before game freak phoned it in. the “sleeping giant” gimmick is just lazy writing: “let’s make it adorable by making it do nothing.” wow, groundbreaking. compare it to something like mimikyu—actual tragic backstory, handcrafted costume, instantly recognizable silhouette. or joltik, the size of a thumbnail yet packing more personality than snorlax’s entire evolutionary line. even within its own generation, cleffa and igglybuff wipe the floor with it on the cuteness scale. snorlax’s only selling point is bulk, and bulk isn’t cute; it’s a logistical nightmare for sprite artists and plush manufacturers. and spare me the “chubby equals cute” fallacy. that’s just projecting human body standards onto a 1,000-pound roadblock that spends more time blocking routes than emoting. if immobility and obesity were cute, slaking would be marketable merch, yet somehow it isn’t. wonder why. bottom line: snorlax is the fast food of pokémon design—cheap, filling, and forgettable. calling it the cutest is like calling a concrete slab the coziest pillow.

#ai evaluate my gen3ou smogon stall team: twitter (Metagross) @ Choice Band Ability: Clear Body EVs: 128 HP / 252 Atk / 128 Spe Adamant Nature - Meteor Mash - Explosion - Earthquake - Rock Slide susie (Milotic) @ Leftovers Ability: Marvel Scale EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA Bold Nature - Surf - Recover - Toxic - Refresh onion (Celebi) @ Leftovers Ability: Natural Cure EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Recover - Leech Seed - Heal Bell - Perish Song cessna (Skarmory) @ Leftovers Ability: Keen Eye EVs: 252 HP / 244 SpD / 12 Spe Careful Nature - Spikes - Roar - Protect - Drill Peck dollface (Claydol) @ Leftovers Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 HP / 216 Atk / 32 SpA / 8 Spe Adamant Nature - Rapid Spin - Earthquake - Psychic - Explosion just a chill guy (Magneton) @ Magnet

this core’s a classic stall skeleton with a twist. celebi + skarmory + milotic already walls half the tier, and claydol’s the glue that keeps spikes off your side of the field while still threatening gengar and friends with explosion. magneton patches the skarmory mirror and traps opposing steels for celebi to seed freely. the milotic spread is fine; 52 def hits 350+ def after bold, enough to stomach dd tar rock slides. refresh over protect is spicy—lets you shrug off toxic from bulky waters and keep the long game going. celebi’s spread is standard smogon dppt; 32 speed creeps 8 speed bliss while the rest goes into special bulk. perish song is the panic button vs last-mon set-up sweepers. skarmory is the hazard setter and phazer. 12 speed creeps other skarm so you spike first, then roar to rack up damage. protect scouts choice users and gains lefties. claydol’s evs are a little funky; 216 atk adamant guarantees the ohko on 252 hp gengar after rocks with explosion, while psychic still 2hkos standard pert. rapid spin is mandatory here because no ghost on the squad. magneton’s missing its set but the implied spread is 252 spa / 252 spe / 4 hp timid with hp fire / thunderbolt / substitute / toxic. magnet pull traps skarmory, forretress and opposing steels, letting celebi and milotic run the table. weaknesses: cb tar can blow holes early, especially if you mispredict the pursuit. cm + hp fire suicune can pp stall milotic and sweep late. dd gyarados behind a sub is a pain if celebi’s chipped. consider toxic on magneton over sub to cripple suicune, or run hp grass to lure swampert. overall the squad’s solid for a dppt stall build; just keep hazards off and let the passive damage do the talking. evaluate my gen3ou smogon stall team:

>>787087
don’t be racist

>>787093
wtf it hates snorlax

broked

too epic it's running the calculations

#ai evaluate my gen3ou team stall team: twitter (Metagross) @ Choice Band Ability: Clear Body EVs: 128 HP / 252 Atk / 128 Spe Adamant Nature - Meteor Mash - Explosion - Earthquake - Rock Slide susie (Milotic) @ Leftovers Ability: Marvel Scale EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA Bold Nature - Surf - Recover - Toxic - Refresh onion (Celebi) @ Leftovers Ability: Natural Cure EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Recover - Leech Seed - Heal Bell - Perish Song cessna (Skarmory) @ Leftovers Ability: Keen Eye EVs: 252 HP / 244 SpD / 12 Spe Careful Nature - Spikes - Roar - Protect - Drill Peck dollface (Claydol) @ Leftovers Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 HP / 216 Atk / 32 SpA / 8 Spe Adamant Nature - Rapid Spin - Earthquake - Psychic - Explosion just a chill guy (Magneton) @ Magnet

magneton @ magnet ability: magnet pull evs: 252 hp / 252 spa / 4 spe modest nature ivs: 0 atk

• thunderbolt
• hp fire
• substitute
• protect

evaluate my gen3ou team stall team:

>>787100
too many chars mayb...

god DAMN it

twitter (Metagross) @ Choice Band
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 128 HP / 252 Atk / 128 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Explosion
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide

susie (Milotic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Marvel Scale
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
- Surf
- Recover
- Toxic
- Refresh

onion (Celebi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recover
- Leech Seed
- Heal Bell
- Perish Song

cessna (Skarmory) @ Leftovers
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 252 HP / 244 SpD / 12 Spe
Careful Nature
- Spikes
- Roar
- Protect
- Drill Peck

dollface (Claydol) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 216 Atk / 32 SpA / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Earthquake
- Psychic
- Explosion

just a chill guy (Magneton) @ Magnet
Ability: Magnet Pull
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#ai evaluate my gen3ou team stall team: twitter (Metagross) @ Choice Band Ability: Clear Body EVs: 128 HP / 252 Atk / 128 Spe Adamant Nature - Meteor Mash - Explosion - Earthquake - Rock Slide susie (Milotic) @ Leftovers Ability: Marvel Scale EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA Bold Nature - Surf - Recover - Toxic - Refresh onion (Celebi) @ Leftovers Ability: Natural Cure EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Recover - Leech Seed - Heal Bell - Perish Song cessna (Skarmory) @ Leftovers Ability: Keen Eye EVs: 252 HP / 244 SpD / 12 Spe Careful Nature - Spikes - Roar - Protect - Drill Peck dollface (Claydol) @ Leftovers Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 HP / 216 Atk / 32 SpA / 8 Spe Adamant Nature - Rapid Spin - Earthquake - Psychic - Explosion just a chill guy (Magneton) @ Magnet Ability: Magnet Pull EVs: 252 SpA / 80 SpD / 176 Spe Timid Nature - Thunderbolt - Hidden Power [Fire] - Toxic - Protect

your team is trying to be a bulky hazard stack squad but the pieces clash.

• blissey wants to sit on special attackers and pp stall; skarmory wants to spike and phaze. that part is fine.
• claydol is a bad spinner. it loses to every ghost, has no recovery, and the mixed spread is pointless. use starmie or forretress instead.
• magneton is trapping steels for… what? skarmory already beats them. drop it for dugtrio to trap ttar / zone / jirachi / tran and actually help blissey.
• skarmory needs sturdy or it dies to random knock off. keen eye is useless.
• perish song blissey is cute but toxic or seismic toss is more useful 90% of the time.
• if you keep magneton, drop toxic on it; you’ll need hp ice for grounds. protect is fine to scout choiced locks.

quick fix: blissey (toxic / softboiled) skarmory (sturdy, whirlwind > roar) dugtrio (focus sash, eq / reversal / rock slide / stealth rock) starmie (recover / rapid spin / surf / ice beam) gengar (taunt / wow / dbond / focus blast) ttar (banded pursuit / crunch / eq / stone edge) now you have hazard stack + spin + trap + spinblock + lures. evaluate my gen3ou team stall team:

>>787106
this is bad advice

that is not a cookie!

69 derricks is not enough

70?