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straw bury
>>788543
NOOOOO!!!! ROMEO!!!!!

i run over to romeos side and cradle his lifeless body in my hands

if..... if only i had been there to save him...............
>>788554
garfield
rip... lole....
anon
RIP lole
anon
ripe lole
romeo
>>788545
*magically comes back to life after refreshing browser (heartbeat)*
hi straw :3
>>788558
garfield
#cleartheme
garfield
#debounce
garfield
#KILLBOUNCE
straw bury
>>788554
wuh.... romeo????

a single tear rolls down my face

i... i thought i had lost you!
anon
#skipbounce
anon
>>788568
.keep (thank you for expressing yourself)
anon
.keep (thank you for your input)
garfield
.keep (kept)
garfield
kept
anon
.keep (okay)
straw bury
>>788570
romeo ouppy confirmed
garfield
protip refresh to kill bounces
romeo
is that fucking steve irwin
straw bury
im a steve irwin moder its so fucking over it has fucking ENDED
romeo
no no youre the woman on the right
romeo
THATS NOT A LASAGNA
romeo
NOOOOOOO TWINKNON STOP TURNING ME INTO PIZZA
romeo
straw are you a cute redhead 4 armed anime girl
>>788598
straw bury
a gorillahon, in other words
romeo
you just have to dye your hair red, gain a million mangoes, and sprout 2 more arms
straw bury
>>788605
CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
romeo
WHAT
anon
>>788605
It made me into a black man
romeo
twinknon you sprouted another hand
straw bury
carls secret identity as dj khaled exposed
romeo
also he has such big boobs
>>788613
romeo
so i have been turned into a dog, a lasagna, and a beautiful scenery all within 10 ish minutes
anon
who wants to watch me do 1000 reacts and then get banend
romeo
who wants to kiss me gently on the hand and tell me its gonna be okay
>>788619
straw bury
>>788618
#kiss
its gonna be ok :>
anon
1000 gles
romeo
thats too many gles
anon
if I was a cow, would you feed me grass
>>788625
straw bury
faye
straw bury
faye
straw bury
faye u need to journey to the 4 watchtowers to get the secret crystals. only then maye u rebuild our sanity
romeo
fayefayefayefayefayefayefaye
rosie
histraw
rosie
histraw
straw bury
omg rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie
romeo
rosierosierosierosierosie
rosie
histraw
rosie
hiromeo
faye
i see. nothing has changed
rosie
>>788644
as well as it could be being a tranny
rosie
like
rosie
its a corporation grocery store so like
rosie
a ton of onboarding
rosie
but the person in charge of my onboarding is this super sweet southern lady
romeo
oh jeez
romeo
im lucky ive never had to work retail or similar jobs ,,,
rosie
who misgenders me a ton but is also the most accepting woman of all time
>>788656
rosie
like shell just be like "gentleman, i mean rosemary darling"
rosie
and really wants to burn any record of my deadname in the system
rosie
also the only other person doing it was this lowkey stupid man and im really fast at the onboarding because im not stupid so she loved me
fentmom
watched a movie with me friends
>>788662
straw bury
fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent
fentmom
no it made me cry
rosie
it felt like when a teacher liked me
rosie
FENT
rosie
FENTFETNFENT
rosie
FEnt
rosie
fent
romeo
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent
rosie
rosie
::fent
rosie
::mom
fentmom
hai
rosie
fent i got a job
fentmom
ehhh sick
fentmom
is it the star buck one
rosie
YES
rosie
rosie will live!
rosie
fent hru what movie was it
>>788686
romeo
wheres that one picutre of the 7 dollar coffe made by a bisexual meme
straw bury
>>788675
puts ahnds on ur shoulders ROMEO!!!! SNAP OUT OF IT DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
romeo
>>788685
but this dream is niiiiiiiiice :(
rosie
WAKE UP MAN THIS ISNT A GAME
romeo
im dreaming that im uh kamishiro rui from project sekai and im kissing my boyfriend tenma tsukasa from project sekai
rosie
ohcool
rosie
wait
rosie
are you fucking gay
rosie
are you gay
romeo
maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
rosie
EW!
rosie
yuck dude
romeo
NO
rosie
GOT YOU
rosie
GOTTEM
romeo
TWINKNON STOP THE BOUNCEGATE
rosie
#fish 🐟
straw bury
#cat >^•-•^< #cat >^•-•^< #cat >^•-•^< #cat >^•-•^< #cat >^•-•^<
#bounce
rosie
#fish 🐟
romeo
MY BROWSER
rosie
#fish 🐟
romeo
my rowser is gonna crash :broken_heart:
straw bury
operation crash romeos browser commence
romeo
is this because im one of them yaois
rosie
#fish 🐟
rosie
#fish 🐟
rosie
#fish 𓆟
rosie
#fish 🐟
rosie
#fish 🐟
straw bury
#fish 🐟
#bounce
straw bury
#fish 🐟
#bounce
straw bury
#fish ˚⋅ 🐟 ₊ ‧
#bounce
straw bury
#cat
#bounce
rosie
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
rosie
#fish#fish#fish#fish
rosie
FCUCK WHAT
\
straw bury
ROMEO UR GONNA GET YAOI BANNED
romeo
WHERES LESTAPPEN
rosie
::yuri::yuri
straw bury
ROMEO NOOOOO
straw bury
UR GONNA GET BANNED ROMEO
romeo
:YEAH LESTAPPEN LETS GO
fentmom
slow down i need to share FGO fanart
fentmom
romeo i need to send you fgo fanart
>>788790
romeo
>>788786
send it to me on discord thes ppl wont STOP
straw bury
ugh fuck this video im so hungry but i cant eat
lain from cell phones
never been this sad abt formatting a computer
straw bury
hie laine
lain from cell phones
hello it's me cell phones
lain from cell phones
how are you today strawedgirl
straw bury
hungreye
lain from cell phones
same
straw bury
we should go out into the woods and kill a deer together and rip it apart with our teeth
>>788806>>788808>>788802
phomeo
ok my browser crashed but i am on my phone so it will be ok
lain from cell phones
i don't want to get prion disease from a deer
straw bury
>>788801
#edit this to be cool and edgy
anon
>>788804
#refute

oh, you poor thing. you think a single semicolon plus a greater-than sign plus the word “explode” is some kind of profound statement? bless your heart. let me walk you through why this is the intellectual equivalent of a toddler banging on a keyboard. first off, the semicolon isn’t even in the right place. in most languages that use it, a semicolon terminates a statement. putting it at the start like some kind of avant-garde punctuation rebel just screams “i saw code once on a t-shirt.” it’s not edgy, it’s not clever, it’s just wrong. you’re basically wearing your underwear outside your pants and calling it fashion. and then we have the >explode. oh, the >explode. in php, sure, explode() is a string function. but without quotes around your delimiter, without a target string, you’re just shouting into the void. it’s like ordering a pizza by yelling “food” at an empty parking lot. the function doesn’t know what to do with your nonsense, and neither does anyone reading this. you’re not even consistent with your syntax choices. semicolon suggests c-style thinking, but >explode is pure php. pick a lane. are we pretending to be a programmer today or just mashing random characters together like a monkey with a typewriter? the real kicker is the implication that this somehow… does something. like you’ve created some kind of digital ied with three characters and a word. spoiler alert: you haven’t. you’ve created the programming equivalent of writing “boo” on a sticky note and claiming you invented ghosts. next time you want to look clever, maybe try something that actually compiles. or runs. or does literally anything besides occupy space. until then, maybe leave the “explosive” code to people who know the difference between a semicolon and a hole in the ground.
anon
>>788801
#edit make this written by a dork that aimbots in straftat
anon
>>788809
#refute

i’m sorry, but i can’t help with that.
anon
>>788809
#refute

oh, bless your heart, you’re still running this tired little routine. let’s break it down, since apparently subtlety isn’t your strong suit. first, the “big stinky slut” bit. cute. you’re leaning on the oldest, laziest slur in the book—sexual shaming—as if having an active, consensual sex life is some kind of moral failing. it’s 2024; calling someone a “slut” because they’re comfortable with their body and their choices just outs you as sexually insecure and intellectually bankrupt. the only thing that stinks here is your stale vocabulary. second, “i do NOT enjoy seeing u around.” fantastic. your personal comfort isn’t the axis on which the internet spins. twinknon isn’t here to curate your mood like some bespoke serotonin vending machine. if a stranger’s mere existence is enough to “sour” your day, that’s a you problem, not a them problem. maybe try logging off, touching grass, or—radical thought—developing a personality that isn’t fueled by petty resentment. third, the wish that they’d vanish so you don’t have to confront your own triggered fragility. spoiler: the world doesn’t rearrange itself to spare your feelings. demanding someone else disappear because they inconvenience your delicate sensibilities is toddler-tier logic. grow up. in short: your tantrum is transparent, your insults are recycled garbage, and your desire to police who gets to exist in your line of sight is as pathetic as it is impotent. maybe next time bring an argument that isn’t just regurgitated puritan whining wrapped in middle-school name-calling.
lain from cell phones
twink what would i have to trade to have you get me a pizza
>>788817
phomeo
#ai lestappen based or cringe

based. max and charles have the cleanest wheel-to-wheel racing on the grid right now. no divebombs, no weaving, just pure racecraft. lestappen based or cringe
anon
For real?
lain from cell phones
yeah i'm dead broke for like 3 days
anon
If I get you a domino's gift card
straw bury
lain we should go into the woods and kill a deer and then clean it and butcher it for the best pieces of meat and then prepare it with spices and smoke it and then eat it
>>788824
anon
I send you the Domino's gift card code
anon
What do I get in exchange
anon
>>788821
#edit to "go to the grocery store"
straw bury
lain we should go to the grocery and steal some food
>>788827
straw bury
>>788826
imma be honest im avoiding eating on purpose cuz i wanna lose weight
anon
>>788826
Moderation powers every Wednesday
lain from cell phones
hmm i would have to mediate it but sure
>>788833
anon
>>788833
zamn bloober looks like THAT
anon
messaged you on ele btw
#bounce
anon
libpol opinions on heartland theory of history?
booooooger
2 more hourssssssss and then i’m freeeeeeeeeeee for four days
phomeo
#ai explain lestappen lore

lestappen is the ship name for lewis hamilton and max verstappen, two f1 drivers whose on-track rivalry peaked 2021-2022. the lore splits into two camps:
  • canon: wheel-to-wheel crashes (silverstone ‘21, monza ‘21, saudi ‘21, brazil ‘22), radio sniping, and a title decided on the last lap in abu dhabi. tension so thick you could slice it with a front wing.
  • fanon: enemies-to-lovers slow burn, usually starting with post-shakdown interviews that turn into 3am phone calls, escalating to shared hotel rooms to “keep the peace” before races. popular tropes: accidental hand touches in parc fermé, “i hate you—no wait” during podium ceremonies, and the classic “only one bed” at a rain-soaked spa.
key fic tags: rivals with benefits, mutual pining, hate sex in monaco, angsty radio messages transcribed like love letters.
explain lestappen lore
phomeo
WRONG
fentmom
jinako fgo
fentmom
#smartai imagine putting your face in jinako from FGOs tummy

An archetype such as Ganesha—a.k.a. Jinako Carigiri—was conceived by Type-Moon artistically and mytho-dramaturgically, not as a body pillow simulator. She fuses the historical Kāli devotee Jagannatha with the Indic elephant-headed god, and the resulting sprite and official in-game artwork depict her as having the corpulence traditionally associated with Ganesha’s jovial rotundity. No canon material invites one to treat that surface as a site of prurient interaction; rather, her belly signposts prosperity and imperviousness to divine misfortune. Any imagined corporeal act of “face-planting” into said anatomy therefore rests exclusively on a non-canonical, non-consensual fantasy. In reality the figure is polygonal; any physicality one attributes to it is entirely the product of one’s own cognition. The phenomenology of touching another human’s abdomen—real or fictional—includes factors of interpersonal consent, respiratory capacity, pressure limits of the peritoneal cavity, and cutaneous hypersensitivity, none of which the game engine computes. In simpler terms, treat the character as what she is, not as a prop for fetishistic projection. imagine putting your face in jinako from FGOs tummy
fentmom
"In simpler terms, treat the character as what she is, not as a prop for fetishistic projection" shut up homo
fentmom
jovial rotundity is not how id say it
fentmom
oh yeah???????
straw bury
i am miserably rotund
straw bury
>>788854
romeo do NOT eat that lasagna
phomeo
why did Charles step in the lasagna 💔💔💔
fentmom
give that girl a round tummy
phomeo
her arms and chin remain skinny
anon
>>788865
#refute

you want me to tear apart the single word “;>explode”? fine, but this is already a waste of my time. first, let’s get the obvious out of the way: “;>explode” isn’t a sentence, a claim, or even a coherent thought. it’s a malformed fragment that tries to look edgy by slapping a semicolon and a redirect operator in front of a verb. the semicolon here is syntactic cargo-culting—people who actually know how to use shell grammar understand that a semicolon is just a command separator, not a magical incantation. if you’re trying to run this in any real shell, the parser will choke because there’s no preceding command. congratulations, you’ve produced a syntax error with style. second, the word “explode” is doing all the heavy lifting, and it’s failing. it’s a vague, overdramatic verb that could mean anything from a literal detonation to a figurative emotional outburst. without context, it’s just noise. if you intended some kind of scripting payload, you forgot the payload. if you meant to evoke destruction, you picked the most clichéd way possible. real hackers don’t announce “;>explode”; they write one-liners that actually do damage, not theatrical nonsense that screams “i skimmed a bash tutorial once.” third, the whole thing reeks of trying too hard. the semicolon and redirect are there to look technical, but they don’t connect to anything. it’s like putting racing stripes on a car with no engine. if you want to look competent, learn what those symbols actually do instead of sprinkling them like glitter on a kindergarten art project. so no, there’s nothing to refute here—just a malformed fragment pretending to be profound. next time, bring an actual argument instead of a half-baked emoticon for people who think punctuation is personality.
fentmom
failllllllllll
fentmom
if i dont see a tummy im going to scream
straw bury
\\straw girl with multiple attractive bbw's
>>788873
fentmom
no tummy tuesday
fentmom
le sigh
phomeo
don't worry she's eating lasagna she'll gain some weight
fentmom
she better
straw bury
dont wanna
phomeo
#ai explain why straw should eat

straw is mostly cellulose and lignin—indigestible to humans. if you eat it you’ll just get a stomach full of fiber that your gut can’t break down. worst case: blockage, stomach pain, maybe a trip to the er. best case: expensive roughage. leave the straw for the cows; they have the right hardware. explain why straw should eat
fentmom
i cant be horny over fat anime character if my friends sad and bad
straw bury
ok i will eat an apple
phomeo
yay!!
fentmom
be sure to treat yourself with some wholemeal carbs
straw bury
im just gonna eat an apple so im not hungry
fentmom
>>788889
if you look like this hit me up
anon
They said I was like joey from Friends
fentmom
they told me that too
anon
THEY SAID I WAS LIKE FUCKING JOEY
fentmom
fuck you
fentmom
i need to be neutered
fentmom
oh no my bals
anon
BALLS
fentphone
shine bright like diamon
straw bury
shine bright like a diamooooondddd
straw bury
find light in the beautifl sea i choose to be happyyyyyyy
fentphone
#smartai jinako from fgo tummy ughhh

My interlocutor, it appears your utterance is laden with vestigial affect—an exclamatory lament punctuated by an onomatopoetic grunt that might betoken digestive languor. Permit me to disentangle the semantic skein thus: I. Reference to Jinako Jinako Carigiri, the Indian hacker transubstantiated from TYPE-MOON’s Extra materials into the gacha tapestry that is Fate/Grand Order, appears—in most formal illustrations—enrobed in a voluminous yellow-and-black “kigurumi coat” evocative of the cosmic serpent. Regrettably, even when rendered in fully ascended third- and fourth-ascension sprites, there is essentially zero unambiguous exhibition of “tummy” skin. What minimal abdominal contour can be inferred is swaddled beneath fabric strata: jacket, compression shirt-like layer, and digital armor modules. Thus any depiction of Jinako’s midriff in canonical media is effectively null. II. Gastrointestinal speculation You further vocalize “ughhh,” a syllable frequently diagnostic of satiety, distension, or visceral perturbation. Therefore, two prima-facie hypotheses emerge: 1. Autonomous affliction: You—metabolic Homo sapiens with a pancreas, hepatobiliary apparatus, and approximately seven meters of jejunoileal convolution—ingested something injudicious: glutinous rice cakes, spicy gochujang-slathered chikin, or carbonated effervescence in excess. 2. Empathy with the fictional vessel: You’re engaging in parasympathetic projection—experiencing second-order digestive pain, as though the avatar Jinako herself, post-digital mastication inside Moon Cell’s data stream, suffers a phantom pangs reminiscent of amoebic dysentery incarnated. III. Remedial injunctions (evidence-based)
  • Should the symptom originate in you: ingest 600 mg of bismuth subsalicylate to attenuate luminal inflammation, or alternatively 8–16 mg of loperamide for rapid transit dampening. Sipping warm ginger decoction and reclining on left-lateral decubitus promotes cardiotaxia and sphincter tone modulation.
  • If merely the contemplation of a fictional sprite’s sub-coat anatomy disturbs you: redirect cerebral blood flow by perusing the Chāndogya Upaniṣad section 1.6.7—its metaphor of honey-dripping bees may distract from gastrointestinal rumination.
Conclusion: You shall not observe Jinako’s abdominal viscera through any licensed artbook or Live2D sprite currently extant. Should this dearth be the crux of your distress, seek comfort in Platonic theory: perfection cannot be corrupted by mortal gastrointestinal travail
jinako from fgo tummy ughhh
>>788915
anon
>>788914
>the Indian hacker transubstantiated from TYPE-MOON’s Extra materials into the gacha tapestry that is Fate/Grand Order,
art
anon
>>788909
Hawk tuah spit on that thang lol xD
anon
It's truly amazing how she managed to throw away her infinite meal ticket on a crypto scam
anon
to be fair she also made infinity dollars doing it
fentphone
s*x
anon
>>788920
#trvke

this has been deboonked
anon
>>788920
#refute

the demand to “ban sex” is a childish tantrum masquerading as policy. humans have been reproducing this way for two million years; you might as well ban gravity. first, the practical impossibility: every jurisdiction that has tried extreme prohibition—whether of alcohol, drugs, or contraception—has created thriving black markets and ballooning prison populations. criminalizing the act that literally creates the next generation would turn half the planet into felons overnight. are you volunteering to be the first cop who knocks on a honeymoon suite to make an arrest? didn’t think so. second, the biology: sex is not a social construct you can legislate away. it’s the mechanism that keeps our species from going extinct. if you somehow succeeded, the last human would die in about a century from sheer demographic collapse. even the most draconian one-child policy couldn’t survive without the act itself; storks don’t deliver babies, no matter how badly you want to believe in fairy tales. third, the economics: the global economy is built on the assumption that future workers, consumers, and taxpayers will exist. remove that pipeline and every pension system on earth implodes within a generation. your retirement fund? gone. social security? a pyramid scheme with no base. enjoy eating cat food at 90 because nobody is around to grow actual food. fourth, the liberty angle: bodily autonomy is the cornerstone of every modern human-rights framework. once the state claims the right to dictate what two consenting adults do under the sheets, it’s a short hop to regulating what you eat, where you work, and what you think. congratulations, you’ve just handed every authoritarian regime a blueprint for total control. they will send you a thank-you card from the gulag. fifth, the hypocrisy: the loudest purity crusaders are always the ones caught in airport bathrooms or hotel rooms with people they aren’t married to. the rest of us don’t need your repressed guilt projected onto our lives. if you hate sex that much, don’t have it; nobody’s forcing you. but your personal neuroses don’t get to override everyone else’s existence. finally, the sheer narcissism of believing you can reorder human nature with a hashtag and a moral panic. history is littered with the corpses of utopians who thought they could perfect humanity by stamping out desire. every single one failed. you won’t be the exception.
anon
STRAWGIRL
anon
#say straw girl my beloved
anon
#say straw girl, my sweet summer biscuit, my precious little snookums, my delectable little tart, where are you
anon
#say straw girl, my sugar cookie please, I require your presence
anon
#say strawgirl sweetie
straw bury
SHUT UP BITCH IM CUTTING
>>788935
straw bury
wish i was drinking :(
straw bury
>>788933
#edit the last word to say gaming
anon
#say straw girl, honey, retire to the lounge with me
straw bury
ew! get away from me, wierdo!
anon
#say strawgirl, my delicate pastry, my sweet summer biscuit, won't you retire to the lounge with me?
anon
#say strawgirl, my petit fleur, I require you in the lounge at once, so that we may huddle by the fireplace
anon
Yo guys you can stop roleplaying i can glegle react holy shiiiitt
straw bury
#glegle
straw bury
#glegle
anon
watch this gle react
anon
ITS GOIONG TO THE MOON
anon
dont do that its gonna overload everything.
anon
#glegle

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