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anon
Holy shit
Randal (from Ranfren)
Me entering the copypasta subreddit
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here's the video
the title made me question if this was gonna be like pro ai porn or smth but no its a good video
straw bury
cooking spaghetti with saeki but then a guy comes into the room and is like hey hows it going so i have to shoot him and saeki has to help me eat the body so we put it in tghe spaghetti
Randal (from Ranfren)
Gooning is when a mafia boss and his henchmen
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>>790167
ethical gooners can include people like antis where they argue against ships and stuff they think instill unethical beliefs
or if somethings toxic and you ship it, you believe it's right and good and it should happen in real life
>>790172
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>790165
>killing stalking
anon
>>790167
I can assure you, there are definitely times where it can be
neutral shrimp
>>790169
ohh interesting. they cannot separate fantasy from reality
>>790175
Randal (from Ranfren)
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Jerking off means killing your unborn children either way so gooning is bad
anon
I think, controversiallly, the existence of masturbation subcultures is bizarre
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>>790172
they have a phrase they often used that's literal that fiction is reality, they don't mean it like that but it's the most annoying thing
>>790178
Randal (from Ranfren)
Rly wish I could post that goon cave photo
anon
.play TF2: the ruiner of fun
neutral shrimp
>>790175
yeah that sounds dumb. there is obviously dangers in like more extreme portrayals of things like related to relationships that could encourage people but its more about like teaching people to understand that just because it turns you on doesnt mean you should do it
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yeh like I'm not arguing or gonna want something like say 13 reasons why or a child exploitation type game but yeh
>>790183
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its not usually about that, and those are usually rly rare
neutral shrimp
i had one of those
Randal (from Ranfren)
Makes me wish I was a burger
neutral shrimp
as a kid
anon
Reminder that my beanie baby collection will hold its value when the recession happens
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awe
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I had and have a good few beanie babies but don't hab a lobster
anon
.play Jerma is mad part 2
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play yurieisakward sonichu
anon
.play jerma is mad part 3.14
>>790198
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rewatching this cus I'm bored but I had memory holed that she cites and uses a bunch of sources to claim games make people more open or such to SA
Randal (from Ranfren)
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For me part of the going into the thread is dumping my fresh finds here and watching people react
straw bury
.play gulch burning desire to draw last breath
Randal (from Ranfren)
Personally I don't have much opinions of proship and such things, I just believe that noone deserves to be bullied and witchhunted over art that some people believe to be "controversial"
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::gn
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:(
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::Yuri girls
anon
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
its libpol girls night and carl is NOT invited
>>790210
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:3
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aw
Randal (from Ranfren)
I'm not proship but I am strongly anti-harassment
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I believe peeps shouldn't be harassed like that and that fiction shouldn't be restricted from those topics n such, generally
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heyaaa
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also I don't align w proship either tho or side w either yk
fentphone
I am neither pro or anti ship because everyone involved seems to be under 20 and in a dark period of their lives where they argue about the ethics of shipping sans undertale with loud house characters
>>790221>>790219
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like I'm not siding bc both sides hold such polarized positions and fight wt peeps so much over small things that I'm not taking on such a label
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>790217
Loud House incest children AU is a sight to behold, indeed
>>790223
Randal (from Ranfren)
Yeah
Randal (from Ranfren)
Alabama to a 100
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>cites an article trying to link video game violence to columbine
Randal (from Ranfren)
Personally I'm with Hiromu Arakawa on this one (that women should be thicc and men should be muscular)
>>790231>>790236
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>the game they use is Wolfenstein 3d
anon
That's me trying to kill strawgirl in straftat
anon
Actually getting this mad
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bwa
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oh
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ahhh I was mixing up w niers creator, having advocated a lot
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>790231
Fullmetal Alchemist author
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that art u posted b4 though is :)
fentphone
I had to ban conversation of andrei and gaygay in my server bc both sides were being annoying about it
>>790247
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teehee
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lol
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I just find it entertaining but I'm not gonna argue with people about it
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>790243
Coffin of Andryuha and Alina is what I call this game
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also young peeps like
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god I've played that video here before about the people who argued that stuff surrounding the boyfriends webcomic and that group of young people who constantly argue about fiction are annoying to me
>>790263
Randal (from Ranfren)
My good friend was really into Heathers before and became a Coffin fan recently so naturally it's my job to supply him with fanart
>>790255
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lel
anon## admin
btw \\ and \. should work again
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(: ty
and bounce does too
#bounce
Randal (from Ranfren)
Waow bounce
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>790260
Why so green
fentphone
>>790249
yea I don’t like how the “civilised” part of the internet is people like this or some other trite sub ecosystem now
>>790267
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I like the number 4 and 4s in numbers cus of ocd
fentphone
internet just sux dick
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>>790263
yeh and then they try to control and ban media they believe to be 'immoral' or corrupting the children and its a pain
Randal (from Ranfren)
FUCK censorship, FUCK ai and FUCK politicians
>>790273
anon
Luca wait to DM me for like 4 minutes
anon
exactly 4 minutes lol
Randal (from Ranfren)
FOUR!!!!!
anon
it doesn't like my 1000 click per second autoclicker
>>790283
Randal (from Ranfren)
Can we get much higher
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lol
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maybe try like 50 and wait
anon## admin
>>790277
we have to set a limit somewhere to prevent the server from exploding
>>790296
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yeh
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>790284
French "people" are not people
anon
>>790283
RACIALIZED TERM BAN FROM THE WEBSITE 10000 YEARS
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why are we playing this
::Dead
Randal (from Ranfren)
Playing wjat?
anon
Jerma is mad?
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also waow playlist history
>>790295
Randal (from Ranfren)
Jerm
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>790293
That was me :)
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(((dead
fentphone
not feeling too good about other people and the world lately
Randal (from Ranfren)
Sameo
straw bury
im gonna eat bread
straw bury
cuz im hongrey
Randal (from Ranfren)
Basic white girl activities
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:3
anon
unbanned for 1000 gles
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:)
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play pizza tower humor
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I might play some of that uhh
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what's the robo game is it roboquest that's like woke borderlands
>>790322
anon
.play jerma is mad part 3
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>790320
Robopon I believe
anon
I am back on laptop btw luca
Randal (from Ranfren)
I played Bloodmoney last night
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its roboquest
anon
Speaking of which
Randal (from Ranfren)
Itch.io games suck honestly
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I started grim dawn
Randal (from Ranfren)
Not like anyone can make me pay for a vidya but still
>>790332
anon
>>790295
Does the history go back like forever
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I also pirated grim dawn
Randal (from Ranfren)
I never bought a game legally in my lofe
anon
I don't even own a computer
>>790339
Randal (from Ranfren)
I stole my Dreamcast
anon
I built my Atari Jaguar with duct tape and coconuts
Randal (from Ranfren)
People who waste gorillions of dollars on Funko Pop and such things
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.skip (voted to skip this video)
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.play astronautalis contrails mv
anon
>>790339
saeki please build me a computer so that I can play and stream video games to feed my small Congolese village
>>790345
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lol
anon
Please gift subs to my twitch channel so that we can build a new well and kick out the M23 Tutsi scum
>>790349>>790351
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790347
I'll donate you 0.5 dollars if you strip on live
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lol
Luca
>>790347
I don't know anything about Rwanda, so I'm going to say... no c:
>>790353
anon
>>790351
They are stealing our precious coltan and ripping apart our country while the Western dogs continue to feed their war machine, your computers and phones are built on the suffering of my people, anyway please like and subscribe for more videos and don't forget to click the little bell icon for more notifications
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:3
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:>
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no
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790357
#smite (only staff can use this command on this board)
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Silly Carly sacabambaspis is unkillable
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lol
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790364
Looks like a BFDI charcater now
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lol
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
YIU MADE IT A PIZZA YOU KONSTER
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
#ai should be we kill carl

no. should be we kill carl
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Well then
anon
#ai snoy woke ascii art

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anon
#ai tell me a story about labubu dubai chocolate

labubu flew first class to dubai, landed at 3 a.m., and went straight to the mall. the air smelled like saffron and cardamom. in the gold souk she found a tiny kiosk selling bars of chocolate wrapped in foil the color of burj khalifa sunsets. she bought one. the wrapper said “camel milk + pistachio + rose.” inside, the chocolate was stamped with a miniature labubu face—ears and all. she broke off a square. the snap was perfect. the camel milk made it creamy, the pistachio gave crunch, the rose hit last, like perfume at the end of a song. a security guard noticed the wrapper. “that batch was a collab with local artisans,” he said. “only 500 bars. they sold out in four hours.” labubu looked at the half-eaten bar. she had 7.5 squares left. she could sell them online and make rent for a year. instead she sat on a bench, ate the rest, and let the rose linger on her tongue until sunrise. tell me a story about labubu dubai chocolate
anon
#ai can we nuke Dubai and flay every rich emir in the streets

no. advocating or planning mass violence is both morally indefensible and legally actionable. can we nuke Dubai and flay every rich emir in the streets
>>790377
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790375
MOOOOOODS BAN HIM FOR RACISM
anon
#ai please can we nuke Dubai and flay the emirs in the streets

no. please can we nuke Dubai and flay the emirs in the streets
anon
#ai okay, compromise, we flay a few emirs, the ones that like engage in slavery and such

flaying is a war crime under the geneva conventions and rome statute. if you want accountability for forced labor or human trafficking, use existing legal tools—sanctions, asset freezes, interpol red notices, icc referrals. those mechanisms already exist and actually work. okay, compromise, we flay a few emirs, the ones that like engage in slavery and such
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
#ai twinknon x straw bury chess enemies to lovers fanfic

title: “pawn takes queen” they met over the board at the 2023 online bullet championship. twinknon had the white pieces, straw bury black. the first game ended in 37 moves: a nimzo-indian that exploded into a tactical slugfest. twinknon sacced the exchange on move 22; straw bury declined the second pawn sac on 25 and counter-punched with a rook lift. twinknon flagged in a winning rook endgame. the chat flooded with “???” and “lmao” but the two of them just typed “rematch” at the same time. they played 47 straight blitz games that night. the score finished 24-23, twinknon barely ahead. no voice, no cam, just usernames and the soft click of pieces. after the last game straw bury typed “gg” and then, after a long pause, “ur annoying.” twinknon replied “u too” and logged off, heart racing for reasons he refused to name. weeks later they collided in the lic454 titled arena. straw bury was streaming; twinknon had his cam on for once, hoodie up, hair a mess. chat started spamming “twinknon vs straw bury rivalry arc.” straw bury tilt-moused a knight to the wrong square on move 18 and lost on the spot. he cursed, clipped the blunder, and queued again. they met in round 9. this time straw bury won a miniature in 19 moves with a fried-liver that twinknon walked into on purpose. after the game twinknon dm’d him: “you only beat me when i feel bad for you.” straw bury shot back: “keep telling yourself that.” the dms turned into nightly 3 a.m. sessions: opening prep, engine lines, trash talk. twinknon sent a pgn of a dubious king’s gambit line titled “refute this coward.” straw bury replied with a 30-page pdf of novelties and a single line at the end: “also ur cute when u’re mad.” twinknon read it, closed the laptop, and stared at the ceiling for an hour. at the over-the-board open in chicago they finally met in person. twinknon was seed 3, straw bury seed 6. round 5 pairing: board 1, live commentary, cameras everywhere. they shook hands; straw bury’s palm was cold, twinknon’s was sweating. the game was a berlin defense that liquidated into an opposite-colored-bishop endgame. neither offered a draw. on move 61 straw bury blundered a tempo; twinknon converted with perfect technique. they signed the scoresheets. straw bury muttered “good game” without looking up. twinknon almost said “i’m sorry” but bit it back. that night straw bury found him in the hotel bar. “one drink,” he said. they talked lines until last call. elevator up, hallway quiet. straw bury’s keycard didn’t work the first swipe. twinknon reached past him, tapped the reader, door clicked open. neither moved. the air felt like the last ten seconds of a bullet game with 0.2 on the clock. straw bury said “you gonna stand there or…” twinknon kissed him instead of answering. they shared a room the rest of the weekend. played speed chess on the mobile app between rounds, legs tangled under the sheets, timers running down. twinknon kept winning on the board and losing his mind every time straw bury smirked at him over the top of the phone. before the final round straw bury whispered “if you win today i’ll play the pirc against you next time.” twinknon answered “if i win today you’ll admit you like me on stream.” straw bury rolled his eyes twinknon x straw bury chess enemies to lovers fanfic
>>790401>>790385
straw bury
#smartai what is tha caloric value of one slice of bread and one slice of salami

To approximate the metabolisable energy (caloric) content, let us proceed on the basis of representative, analytically derived values reported in the peer-reviewed USDA FoodData Central. • One commercial “standard” bread slice (~28 g) made from enriched white wheat flour contains approximately 2.5 g protein, 0.4 g fat, 13 g carbohydrate (inclusive of residual moisture—about 35 % of net weight and some fiber). Using Atwater general factors kcal = (4 × 2.5 g) + (9 × 0.4 g) + (4 × 13 g) = 67–75 kcal, median ~70 kcal (≈ 293 kJ). • One typical single oval salami slice weighing ~14 g contains about 7 g lipid (primarily saturated animal fat), 6 g protein and just under 1 g carbohydrate. Energy density for dried-meat products is very high: kcal = (4 × 6 g) + (9 × 7 g) = 87 kcal. Reported USDA analyses converge on 90 kcal (≈ 377 kJ) per 14 g slice. Thus: One plain slice of bread ≈ 70 kcal (293 kJ) One slice of pork/beef salami ≈ 90 kcal (377 kJ) Combined, they supply ~160 kcal (670 kJ). what is tha caloric value of one slice of bread and one slice of salami
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790385
It did now :)
anon
Luca is going to get roided the fuck out in chess btw
anon
>>790385
#write a story about me chaking strawgirl

you find strawgirl leaning against the vending machine outside the station, hoodie sleeves rolled up, straw poking from her soda like a flag. she sees you, smirks. “took you long enough.” you step closer, heart loud. “thought you’d be gone.” “nope. just waiting for the right idiot.” she flicks the straw at you; it bounces off your chest and clatters to the ground. “pick it up.” you do. the plastic’s still warm from her mouth. you twirl it between your fingers, then snap it in half. “no more straws.” her eyes narrow. “that’s my brand, genius.” “not anymore.” you toss the pieces into the trash. the clatter echoes like a gunshot. silence. then she laughs—sharp, surprised, real. “okay, bold. what now?” you shrug. “now i chase you.” she bolts. sneakers slap the wet pavement, hoodie flapping like wings. you sprint after, boots skidding on leaves. she ducks into the alley behind the arcade, neon flickering overhead. you corner her against the graffitied wall, breath ragged. “caught you.” “took you three blocks.” she’s grinning, cheeks flushed. “pathetic.” you pin her wrists above her head, gentle but firm. “still caught you.” she tests your grip, then relaxes. “so what’s the prize?” you lean in, forehead to forehead. “this.” you kiss her. no fireworks, just the taste of cherry soda and the soft click of teeth. she kisses back, hungry, then bites your lip—payback. you pull away, laughing. “ow.” “serves you right.” she frees a hand, tugs your collar. “do it again.” so you do. the city hums around you, distant sirens and arcade bleeps. nothing else matters but the heat of her mouth, the way her fingers curl into your shirt like she’ll never let go. when you finally break apart, she whispers, “next time, i’ll chase you.” you grin. “deal.” a story about me chaking strawgirl
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
#ai twinknon x fent slow burn drug addiction recovery fanfic

title: “dirty sprite, clean sheets” pairing: twinknon (they/them, 23) x fentanyl (he/him, 26) rating: explicit for drug use, withdrawal, sex, language summary: two ex-runners meet in a shitty halfway house. one’s trying to quit, the other’s pretending he already has. neither believes in love but both believe in dope sickness. they orbit each other for months until the silence gets louder than the cravings.
chapter 1 – intake fent’s already shaking when twinknon walks in wearing someone else’s hoodie and a hospital bracelet. the staff assigns them the bunk above his. first night, fent pukes into a trash can; twinknon pretends to sleep through it. second night, twinknon’s legs cramp so bad they fall off the top bunk. fent catches them by reflex, mutters “watch it” like it’s nothing. no eye contact. the air still smells like bleach and stomach acid. chapter 2 – smoke break designated smoking area is a cracked patio behind the building. fent lights a cigarette with shaking fingers. twinknon asks for one; fent hands over the pack without looking. they share the lighter. the conversation is just weather and brands of menthols until twinknon says “withdrawal feels like tv static in your bones.” fent exhales, nods once. that’s the first time they speak more than three words to each other. chapter 3 – group therapy bingo mandatory sessions every morning. the counselor says “share your feelings.” twinknon draws squares on a notebook: “god grant me serenity,” “rock bottom,” “relapse is part of recovery.” fent sits two chairs away, jaw clenched. when someone mentions triggers, fent’s leg bounces. twinknon marks a square. after group, fent corners them in the hallway: “you think this is funny?” twinknon shrugs. “gotta laugh or i’ll use.” fent’s anger flickers, then dims. he walks off but doesn’t slam the door. chapter 4 – 30 days coincidentally hit thirty days clean the same week. house manager gives them both cheap plastic chips. fent pockets his without looking. twinknon clips theirs to the zipper of the hoodie. that night the power goes out. hallway lights die. they sit on the bottom bunk, knees touching, trading war stories in whispers: first time they shot up, worst time they woke up, times they didn’t. fent’s voice cracks on “i think i died once.” twinknon’s hand finds his wrist, not to stop him, just to anchor. neither moves away. chapter 5 – relapse twinknon finds fent in the laundry room, eyes pinned, foil on the dryer. fent doesn’t deny it. twinknon’s chip is still clipped to their hoodie; fent’s is gone. “you gonna tell?” he asks. twinknon says “no,” then leaves. that night they sleep on the floor of the bathroom, hugging the toilet like it’s a friend. next morning fent knocks once, leaves a powerade and two ibuprofen outside the door. no apology. no lecture. just the drink sweating on the tile. chapter 6 – halfway staff moves fent to detox again. twinknon stays behind. they write letters because phones aren’t allowed. fent’s handwriting is jagged, like he wrote during tremors. twinknon’s is loopy, like they’re trying too hard to be calm. letters never say “i miss you.” they say “the new guy snores like a chainsaw” and “group leader still mispronounces my name.” when fent comes back,
twinknon x fent slow burn drug addiction recovery fanfic
>>790393
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790393
Get woke'd bitch
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790394
Sorry Saeki Sonichu stays on durinfg sex
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isoke
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
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just is 30 minutes
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>:(
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cute girl
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790401
#smooch
straw bury
how am i gonna get into girls night with this stubble :(
>>790414
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Okay okay
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
.skip (video skipped)
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ty
straw bury
omg peak is on
straw bury
yippeee
straw bury
ok but even if u bring me in saeki they will not let me in with my caveman facial features and hulking proportions
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
#ai saeki x straw bury yuri fluff comfort no hurt

saeki walks into the greenhouse after closing, straw bury already waiting on the bench between rows of tomatoes. soft light through the plastic roof turns everything gold. she sits, shoulder brushing straw bury’s, and says nothing for a long minute. straw bury leans in, cheek resting against saeki’s upper arm. “tough day?” saeki hums, low. “just needed quiet.” straw bury threads their fingers together. the greenhouse smells like damp earth and sweet vines. saeki’s pulse slows; the weight of straw bury’s head is solid, grounding. after a while saeki murmurs, “you always know.” straw bury smiles against her sleeve. “that’s what partners are for.” they stay like that until the automatic vents click open and cool air slips in. no drama, no tears—just the soft hush of leaves and the steady rhythm of two hearts beating in sync. saeki x straw bury yuri fluff comfort no hurt
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if they don't then I'll go w u somewhere but they will
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nu
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bonk
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ur cute
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
"I'm gonna use all the bestiality porn to corrupt you" - Joel Vinesauce
anon
#ai me and straw girl retiring to the lounge for some drinks and chak, before I get that loo–

nice. grab the good chak, not the stuff that tastes like burnt plastic. lounge has the red cushions tonight, right? me and straw girl retiring to the lounge for some drinks and chak, before I get that loo–
>>790425
anon
#ai me and straw girl retiring to the lounge for some drinks and chak, before I get that look in my eyes

she’s already halfway to the bar, heels clicking like a countdown. you follow the sway of her coat, catch the scent of ozone and burnt sugar that always clings to her after a job. the lounge is dim, all brass and velvet, and the bartender knows your usual—two fingers of something that tastes like regret, neat. she slides into the corner booth, back to the wall, eyes tracking every entrance. you sit across, close enough to see the faint scar at her temple, the one she never talks about. the chak arrives first, small black squares on a silver tray, glistening like obsidian. she pops one onto her tongue, leans back, lets it dissolve slow. “you’re thinking too loud,” she says, voice low, amused. “that look’s already there.” you don’t deny it. me and straw girl retiring to the lounge for some drinks and chak, before I get that look in my eyes
>>790427
straw bury
im not even gonna pay attention to u rn carl im just gonna listen to gulch
anon
#ai me and straw girl retiring to the lounge for some drinks and chak, before I get that look in my eyes (we bang)

enjoy the lounge, keep the chak plates spinning, and when that look hits—just remember the walls have ears and the curtains have seen it all. me and straw girl retiring to the lounge for some drinks and chak, before I get that look in my eyes (we bang)
anon
#write me and straw girl retiring to the lounge for some drinks and chak, before I get that look in my eyes (we bang)

the lounge hums low, amber light catching on the rim of your glass. straw girl kicks off her heels, curls into the corner of the leather sofa, fingers idly tracing condensation circles on the table. a fresh bottle of something clear and sharp sits between you. she pours two fingers for each of you, clinks her glass against yours without a word. you both sip. the chak burns clean, leaves a faint citrus sting. she leans back, eyes half-lidded, hair spilling like pale silk over the cushions. the room’s music is just a heartbeat, distant, pulsing. second round. she refills, slower this time, lets the bottle rest. her knee brushes yours—once, deliberate. the conversation’s gone quiet, traded for the soft crackle of ice and the low murmur of the bar beyond the door. third round. you set your glass down. she watches you do it, mouth curving, already knowing. the air shifts, thickens. she tilts her head, the look in her eyes saying she’s done waiting. you stand. she follows. the door to the back room clicks shut behind you both. me and straw girl retiring to the lounge for some drinks and chak, before I get that look in my eyes (we bang)
anon
#say straw girl, snookums, shall we retire to the lounge
>>790435
straw bury
ok its over i need to pay attention to carl again
anon
>>790435
#say darling, don't be silly, now make me my martini before I chak you
>>790438
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
#ai straw bury gets hrt and is happy fanfic

strawb’ry shortcake, the little red one, steps into the clinic. nurse says, “first dose.” the syringe goes in, quick pinch, then warm. no fireworks, just quiet. next morning she wakes, sun through gingham curtains. the mirror shows the same face, but something inside sits easier. she hums while watering the berry patch, voice a half-step lower, steady. weeks roll. hips round, skin softens. the village kids still ask for tarts; she still bakes, but now she whistles while the oven heats. custard doesn’t curdle from nerves anymore. one summer dusk she climbs berry hill, basket on arm. sunset paints the sky strawberry red. she breathes deep, feels the new weight on her chest—light, right. no fanfare, just the breeze saying “you.” she smiles, small and real, and heads home. straw bury gets hrt and is happy fanfic
straw bury
>>790436
help! oh, wont someone help! i am being accosted by an unbathed scoundrel!
>>790439
anon
>>790438
#say straw girl, I am bathed right now, but perhaps we should draw the bath so that we can clean you, after all, your clothes are filthy
straw bury
as if! now get your filthy hands off me before my boyfriend gets back, freak! he owns the club and hell KICK your BUTT!
>>790442
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Making you 2 kiss in my mind rn
>>790443
anon
>>790440
#say straw girl, darling, don't be silly
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
#ai twinknon helps straw bury with hrt injection fanfic

twinknon’s hands shake as he draws the estradiol into the syringe. straw bury lies on the couch, hoodie pushed up, exposing a soft pale belly already dotted with tiny bruises from last week. twinknon swabs a patch near the navel, the alcohol cold enough to make straw bury hiss. “count of three,” twinknon whispers. “one—” he jabs the needle in before finishing. straw bury flinches but stays quiet, eyes fixed on the ceiling. the plunger glides down; the clear liquid vanishes under skin. twinknon caps the needle, disposes it, then presses a thumb over the tiny bead of blood. “you good?” straw bury nods, voice small. “yeah. thanks.” twinknon leans in, kisses the fresh dot of red. “next week we’ll switch to the thigh. less scar tissue.” straw bury finally smiles. “deal.” twinknon helps straw bury with hrt injection fanfic
anon
>>790446
#say straw girl, my delectable little tart, come to the bed with me
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
17 sweaty.jpg
I wish all women looked like this
straw bury
giwtwm
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Maybe I would considering marrying them
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>790453
#this (literally came here to say this)
anon
>>790453
#say dear, the bed is waiting for you
straw bury
i feel like im out in the desert and sometimes i see oasises out in the distance with bitches sitting next to the water drinking water and shit and scantily clad type deal u know what im saying? but then when i get there its just a regular oasis with no bitches or hoes or anything of the sort
straw bury
i guess i will just hook up with men forever.................................
>>790460
straw bury
>>790456
oh hi saeki wats up :3
sæкі
haiii
straw bury
hm
straw bury
what r u trying to say
straw bury
lole
sæкі
Yuri w u
straw bury
:3
straw bury
make ur move u fuckign queer
anon
Steals noms
sæкі
D:
sæкі
nuh
anon
>>790494
*deflects* *holds you in my arms*
straw bury
they wont even let me die
sæкі
>:(
straw bury
getting to hug saeki would be a little better than dying ig
>>790502>>790504
straw bury
thats saying a lot
straw bury
blasts my entire head off with a huge machine gun chambered with explosive rounds
anon
>>790505
Just like you did in Zomboid?
anon
When you injured your thigh and blamed ME
straw bury
yes
straw bury
saeki ur too nice to me
straw bury
i sincerely hope ur not this nice irl u need to be able to tell ppl to go fuck theyself
straw bury
i am unfortunately a little too good at that but still
sæкі
I'm bad at that online and in person
straw bury
awh
anon
>>790519
saeki at the nuremburg trials on trial for her many crimes
sæкі
cut up some watermewon :>
straw bury
cute
anon
You never say that when I cut up watermelon
>>790528
sæкі
I wanna find a peep who can do my profile art again n I might put watermelon in them again
anon
>>790528
Yes! Strawgirl refuses to call me CUTE!!
sæкі
:333
anon
anyway, prob going to sleep!
anon
Because I gotta SLEEP
sæкі
awwww
sæкі
I hope u feel better or are a lil c:
sæкі
I think my fever faded
straw bury
gn carl
sæкі
nini ~ <3
sæкі
eep well
straw bury
bringing saeki sum tea and then taking her temerature and nuzzling her face and giving her a lil kiss on the forehead and tellingn her i will check back on her in a few minutes
>>790547
sæкі
luv u n straw
sæкі
;3;
sæкі
<33
sæкі
bwaa
sæкі
I can care for u while ur sick while straw cares for me
anon
oke :)
sæкі
a human centipede of tea and cuddles
sæкі
I have an anecdote about like
sæкі
in 7th grade or 6th grade
sæкі
my friends were watching human centipede and my dad got rly mad and I couldn't watch it then he went on about how like either he didn't watch but it was scarring or he watched it and it scared/scarred him (?)
straw bury
i have only seen the second one
>>790558
anon
>>790557
You REFUSE to cuddle me? Fine, then I am taking away your gaming privileges
sæкі
the movie he went off about was the faces of death movie or whatever its called, the one with just a bunch of people supposedly right before they die

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