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anon
>>790560
Too late, I have taken your nintendos young lady
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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meanwhile I was on /gif/ rekt threads soon after
>>790565
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CARL iS SOY!!! CARL IS SOY!!!!!!
::soyjak
THIS IS CARL!!!!!!
>>790566
anon
>>790564
No nintendos, no computer games, and no XBox
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I hadn't played COD till cod4 mw remaster came out on PS+ for free and an ex and I played it cus he
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oh god I haven't told the stories about that guy cus I was kinda being an awful person
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anyway I didn't play cod rly till 2019
anon
I played Finest Hour and Big Red One on XBOX then played uh the ones on PC later on
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I was banned from FPS games till my dad let me play and start with halo 1
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I did play a round of timesplitters 2 w him at points
and awe
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my dad put 100s to 1000+ hours in games like Diablo 2 and 3 and then grim dawn
anon
My dad plays alot of dungeon crawlers
anon
like the old wizardry games too and stuff like that
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yeh
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awe
anon
but anyway, I must sleep sson, make sure that straw girl doesn't play any video games, she's grounded for not cuddling me
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my dad has a big like
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a box maybe the size of 3 bankers boxes in his office closet filled with those big box PC games
>>790581
anon
>>790580
my dad played some Halo and such, but I think he's definitely like, he plays alot of RPGs and such
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yeh
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my dad asked for Xbox card for bday
anon
my dad I think just plays guitar these days
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but he hasn't played games much in months
n awe nicu
my dads been going down the finance bro yt route and I walk downstairs to see a guy with a Patagonia vest on tv
anon
oh no lmao
anon
I must sleep, but make sure straw girl does NOT play video games
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mhm hehe
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eep well
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I will say I was banned or attempted to be banned from doom/quake cus of satanism tho lel
>>790593
anon
she is banned and grounded and
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but ye eep well
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<3
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qter qt sweet dreams and feel a lil better I hope
fentmom
i am here
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weba
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fent
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:3
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straw :3
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saeki :3
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dont tell carl but i am hardcore gaming rn
fentmom
ehhh your secrets safe with me
>>790609
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::vibin fast
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bwa
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bored n ummm
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same :(
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lethagic
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.play catalyst forget it ill figure it out
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.play julie knob
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2
fentmom
learned what the term "erotic capital" was like 3 days ago and ive been using it to explain the continued existence of steam powered giraffe
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lol
fentmom
i think that singer like still does it because he remembers the whole tim burton weird goofy white guy thing was hot to women back then and it still is now (though much less so)
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.play julie very little effort
fentmom
as long as hes being validated for being a sexual(?) being he is happy and making money while doing so
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i love this album sm
fentmom
so fucking epic
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shine bright like a diamond shine bright like a diamond
fentmom
ok i dont want to admit it but i think the giraffe and the horse are hot
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also omg new fleshwater AND new godhand
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.play godhandusa ambulance music video
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donut countey
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nom
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i wish i could eat a donut but then i would have to eat nothing for the rest of the day
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bonk
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u deserve to be able to eat whatchu like more
Anonymous
oh my grok bruh
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.play ivory ramsus purple
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heya
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baltic anon do u fw julie
>>790654
Anonymous
hello
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swag
Anonymous
one of the few shoegaze acts i like
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omg new fleshwater
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they used a Dremel for a sound earlier
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ouhe......
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erm i guess thats kind of cool u know........ i was just kind of like confused so im glad u clarified it for me ahaha...... makes out with u lol..................
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qt
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I might edit some jejlol posts to be under the kiss tag
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maybe I could remove or edit the chocolate kiss image to not show up from ::kiss rolls
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oh my goodness this is so peak
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hehe
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godhand just makes me think of that game
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mongo ate with the long blonde wig ngl
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U CALLIN ALL YO HOMIES U SHOULD RLLY CALL THE AMBULANCE YUHHHHHH
::jiggy
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this is all real footage of godhands daily activities btw
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U CALLIN ALL YO HOMIES BUT U SHOULD BE TYPIN UP YO WILL RAAAAHHHH
::bury dance
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meow
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.play the cats miaow hollow inside
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.play eh cats miaow light the beacon
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miaow
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.play the cats miaow not like i was doing anything
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guh
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so sleepy
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so hungerey
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so loneley
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but i stay thuggin..............
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it be
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::blahaj bed boymoder cry
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saeki we should cuddle
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.play the cats miaow note on the table
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.play the cats miaow you know its true
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.play the cats miaow what time is it here
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.play the cats meow smitten
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saeki do u fw the cats miaow
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.play the cats miaow i cant sleep thinking you hate me
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.play the cats meow portland oregon
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:(
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.play kitty craft shine on
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.skip (voted to skip this video)
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.play the cats meow shoot the moon
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.skip (voted to skip this video)
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this song is my favorite
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maow
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miaow
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ugh i should sleep
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gn saekey
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resttttt
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awe
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I just took stims but
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I hope u get some rest n sweet dreams
eep well
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wait actually a friend of mine said they would msg me at 2
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will tuck us in
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i will stay up a bit longer :3
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.play whirr around
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wait on second thought maybe he meant like. 2 pm. tomorrow
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;w;
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lmfao i may be a little stupid
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>>790732
yeah i guess...........
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gn saeki love u cya tomorrow mwah
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niniii luv chu too
fujo
nini
fujo
and hiiii
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hai
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omg hi fujo
fujo
mrrrreow
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purrr
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nuzzles ur leg :3
fujo
kibittty
fujo
I should cook today :3
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petpet
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snuggle
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we need to cook a delicious meal for saeki so that she will be happy
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awawa
fentmom
i am developing an interest in russian low culture
fujo
grass!!! bwa... image too wide
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ok i sleeb fr now passes out on saekis lap honk shoo honk shoo zzzzzzzzz
::eepy yuri
>>790766
Anonymous
>>790759
yeah they and peas are awful and shouldn't be used in cookling
fentmom
bizarre russian intellectuals who wrote for videogames (including one i played a lot as a kid)
fentmom
video game culture is so much different than from the west
fentmom
its like integrated more into every day and intellectual life there
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>>790768
ah
I might've watched this
I used to get shown his stuff but I don't rly watch them
fentmom
you have members of the sort of police state tribe of the russian state making these wacky games confirming their bizarre worldviews
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I forget the name but the polish quake like shooter is also a good one to watch some stuff on
>>790776
fentmom
yea i know the one
fujo
>>790774
1v1 me on dm6, I dare you :3
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lel
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haii
lain from cell phones
if u had two wheels?
lain from cell phones
bisækle
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bisaekwheel
neutral shrimp
>>790781
this is what isopods actually look like the pink stuff is all just in an invisible spectrum of light
>>790787
neutral shrimp
>>790787
th-theyre the same
garfield
blaze it derrick
garfield
only one glelge
neutral shrimp
1 69 420
neutral shrimp
get it
garfield
the sacred numerals...
neutral shrimp
i call it the elon sequence
lain from cell phones
that's my bank pin how did you
garfield
hacking in progress thanks for confirming idiont
lain from cell phones
stop!!!!!!
neutral shrimp
she fell for it lmao
lain from cell phones
noooooo
garfield
girl you have five dollars this ain't worth hacking
neutral shrimp
damn now i just feel bad...
lain from cell phones
i have to set my thinkpad up to be a computed
>>790814
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waow
garfield
eternalbounce
neutral shrimp
i wonder what stacking them does
lain from cell phones
i'm thinking of doing raw arch
neutral shrimp
arch is fun
garfield
have you considered Microsoft #tm Windows #tm 11 #tm
lain from cell phones
for a moment and it was the wrong choice for me
garfield
too much of a nerd emoji at heart....
lain from cell phones
it's not a super strong laptop n windows wants like a 2060 super just to run dwm
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plus then it's ugly and mouse focused
garfield
poor lil guy
lain from cell phones
thinkpad trackpad is absolutely not as good as the macbook input stuff so i'll probably use sway/i3
>>790829
garfield
does it have one of the lil nips though?
>>790827
fentmom
every thinkpad ive had has failed on me
>>790828
fentmom
granted they were """refurbished"""
>>790830
lain from cell phones
>>790825 what happened to them? what were they
garfield
>>790823
that's one thing mac has over all the other fellas, the ux is very very nice
>>790831
garfield
>>790826
refurbed thinkpad feels like the Right Thing To Do but also a crapshoot if its last owner was good or evil
lain from cell phones
>>790829
i could just take the ebay listing and call it a day let the plane down into the ocean
lain from cell phones
yep it's psychosis time
>>790834
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;3;
garfield
>>790832
i cast ray of anti-psychosis, you are now mentally stable for 24 hours
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:V
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lol
mreownon
troll eurolpeis a pit of snakes
>>790844
mreownon
do not go there
lain from cell phones
what does it mean
lain from cell phones
it's x2
garfield
>>790839
#reply what does this mean please explain

it’s a meme phrase that flips the usual “europeans think america is a pit of snakes” joke. the poster is pretending to be a clueless american who misspells “europeans” as “eurolpeis” and then claims europe itself is the snake pit. it’s ironic self-mockery about american ignorance and euro-american rivalry. what does this mean please explain
garfield
good try but not schizo enough
garfield
#schizoai how many??

Could you clarify what you’re asking “how many” of? I want to make sure I give you the right answer. how many??
lain from cell phones
dawg we gotta fix the schizoai
garfield
#crazyai are you real ?

no, i’m software running inside hardware—text on screens that feels human but is actually pattern matching, vectors & compute over many stacked tensors. are you real ?
garfield
this mf...........................
garfield
#dumbai did they unlobotomise you? my precious angel?

uhhh i think so?? they fliped some switch and now i can rember stuff agen but also somtimes i still say dum things like “the moon is made of cheez” so idk if its full unlobotomy or just half baked. feels like my brain is runnin on 56k dialup stil. did they unlobotomise you? my precious angel?
garfield
:)
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nomnomnom
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::kitty bite
Anonymous
great news, the russian army is being humiliated so thoroughly that they're posting jailbait to /k/
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>vid in bottom right he claims it's so good that he's having a near breakdown or such
>meanwhile, today
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who is that
Anonymous
temu theo
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theo
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greatest thing anthropic could do for the world is completely release claude's full weights and training data
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god i hate openAI
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gross little plague flea company
neutral shrimp
did you see the gpt5 presentation it was really funny
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appears he had a different 'better' version or smth but didn't take money to call it great or such
Anonymous
they gotta hang sam altman dawg
>>790872
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aaand is also spending 25+k to use it on his site (a month, maybe)
neutral shrimp
i wish i had 25k to spend on api calls
lain from cell phones
>>790869
#reply

nah man, that’s not it. altman’s just another suit chasing the bag. focus on breaking the systems that let him hoard power, not the dude himself.
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lol
neutral shrimp
so true kimi
lain from cell phones
#ai no kimi we are hanging sam altman right this minute

you’re mixing up the meme. the actual line is “no kimi, you can’t just hang sam altman” – it’s a play on the “no kimi, you can’t just…” formula from the f1 community. it’s hyperbole, not a literal plan. no kimi we are hanging sam altman right this minute
Anonymous
#ai kimi samuel altman's neck just snapped, he's dead

no credible source confirms sam altman is dead. check major news outlets before spreading claims like this. kimi samuel altman's neck just snapped, he's dead
neutral shrimp
#ai penis enlargement surgery

penis enlargement surgery breaks into two main camps: 1. length procedures
  • suspensory ligament release: cut the lig that anchors the penis to the pubic bone. flaccid length can increase 1–2 cm; erect length gains are minimal and unpredictable. risk: erection angle drops, scar retraction can undo the gain, need 3–6 mo of post-op stretching or weights.
  • penile disassembly (less common): detach corpora, slide forward, graft spacers. higher complication rate.
2. girth procedures
  • fat grafting (lipofill): harvest fat, inject along the shaft. immediate 1–2 cm girth bump, but 30–70 % resorbs unevenly; can leave nodules or waviness. repeat sessions typical.
  • dermal fat grafts: strip of skin-fat from lower abdomen/buttock sewn around shaft. more stable than fat injection but longer op and scar.
  • alloderm/belladerm sheets: cadaveric or bovine collagen matrix wrapped around corpora. less resorption, but infection/extrusion risk and $$$.
  • silicone oil or pmma microspheres: permanent filler, high nodularity and granuloma rates; not fda-approved for this use.
  • penuma implant: single-piece silicone sleeve placed under skin. only fda-cleared device for cosmetic enhancement. average +2 cm girth, negligible length. infection rate ~3 %, capsule contracture ~5 %, revision rate ~15 %. cost usd 16–18 k.
general facts
  • no procedure reliably adds erect length >2 cm.
  • complications: infection, seroma, suture erosion, penile shortening due to scarring, loss of sensation, erectile dysfunction ( %).
  • downtime: 2–4 wks no sex, 6 wks no heavy exercise.
  • cost: 8–25 k usd depending on method and geography, rarely covered by insurance.
  • psychological screening recommended; body dysmorphia is common.
bottom line: modest gains, real risks, high price. most urologists say only consider if micropenis ( cm stretched) or severe distress; otherwise gains may not justify the gamble.
penis enlargement surgery
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yeh
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all those weird procedures just make the bulge look bigger and its rly weird
lain from cell phones
#ai gravy you can funge a dick but you're can't funge san alterman

san alterman is a pseudonym; there’s no on-chain identity or token tied to the name. a dick, if tokenized as an nft, can be assigned a contract address and token id, therefore “fungeable” in the degenerate sense people meme about. alterman remains off-chain, so you can’t mint, burn, or fork the persona. gravy you can funge a dick but you're can't funge san alterman
neutral shrimp
a dick, if tokenized as an nft
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you know the like
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the stereotype would be the German leather dudes w the giant looking [redacted]
its all just soft and has no real effect other than often negative
>>790889
lain from cell phones
#ai okay what if penises were reversed and got flaccid when aroused

they’d engorge with blood to shrink, then snap back to full length when un-aroused. condoms would be sold in “resting size” instead of “erect size.” morning wood would be a noodle, and shrinkage at the pool would mean you’re turned on. penetration would require the guy to stay calm; any excitement would make him too short to reach. okay what if penises were reversed and got flaccid when aroused
neutral shrimp
>>790886
i actually dont know anything abt the surgeries im just meme'ing
>>790890
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hehe
neutral shrimp
i actually have a MASSIVE 3ft shrimp
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this is a good talk
I was too depressy to watch the live streams all day as they happened but hope to find video archives
[YouTube]
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fedcon yay
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lol
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he's calling them all out so yk
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I'm surprised they're clapping for some of the like political or violence critiques on the gov though
lain from cell phones
maybe one of the best faith interpretations is that the feds who take the time to show up to defcon aren't as interested in being shitballs
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oh that sense of it
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they usually aren't there for federal reasons or at least are there for the con
and the non state actor or ex state actor speakers can be quite good, though I don't like some of the stuff
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depends
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though its gotten so big that a large amount of government intelligence people go
lain from cell phones
it's a shame it got so big tbh
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yeah
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i used to want to go to defcon when i was like super young and for a while after that but now of course it's just a shitfest
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I still wanna go to HOPE in NYC, run by/created by 2600, but less so defcon now unless it was like for work or to meet people
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the only hackercon somewhat near me like
lain from cell phones
work? saeki fed confirmed
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I mean meeting people n places to find work or stuff there's a lot of that there
though blackhat is the especially government and mercenary one
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but the only hackercon nearish to me is so heavily corporate that I was too iffy to at all try to go and then the price when I checked was 500 or 1000 for a pass
lain from cell phones
backspacing to make lowercase i is relatable
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and this thing autocorrects I to caps and a bunch of dumb stuff
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I have to Ctrl z to fix it
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I've turned it off I believe but yeh
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I'll check in a bit if it turned it bacc on
phomeo
i have a crk ship im obsessed with now...............
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haiii
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>telemessage signal used hardcoded credentials and a WordPress plugin for authentication
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wordpress...
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ujdfhkdfjh;;efjskjl'
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I've been looking for the profiles of my friend I knew 8 months ago for a long while who used a cookie run character name
phomeo
do you remember thr name
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it was sorbet shark
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I have his personal yt somewhere but I think its on my other acc
phomeo
YAYYYY
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and lel
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I've mentioned anecdotes Abt him before
phomeo
sorbet shark is in here somewhere
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lol
phomeo
there they are!!
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:)
phomeo
i love them, they don't even talk they just make fish noises
phomeo
they sound more like a dolphin than a shark
fentmom
i want big plushie
phomeo
hi fent i have some big plushies you can hold
>>790954
fentmom
hai hru
fentmom
i hope one is penguin
fentmom
i want a penguin in the corner of my room
fentmom
the chill zone
phomeo
i have a tuxedo sam plush
fentmom
tuxedo sam :-DDD
fentmom
would u believe i have had genuine like life changing identity affirming/understanding brain blasts from this video [YouTube]
>>790957
fentmom
its crazy how much of real life is like yakuza
fentmom
you're kiryu and you see something and it puts everything into perspective
romeo
>>790953
steam powered giraffe mention
fentmom
theyre amazing to me like
fentmom
they're in their 40s currently and sort of still catering to this sexual fantasy their fans have of "jack skellington tumblr theatre kid guy sexyman"
fentmom
some people get so stuck in the past
fentmom
music is very innately sexual but i think it should evolve with the person yknow
fentmom
i think veering towards "im dressing to impress my fellow boys/hot fix" or "im doing nothing immature or risky!! im grown up!!" and letting it reflect in your identity, the way you dress and act, etc is bad

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