where is my thief-in-law randal

i am ready to speak to them today

what are randals pronouns i think i may have forgotten

*is seated, nods at my wise advisor garfield, thanking them*

i dont know if i want to sleep or stay up

.play silent hill 3 ost end of safe

im heather

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had the weirdest dream ever i dont know if i spoke about it

they sent me back to school and i hated it

i found my ex decapitated at a house party and i had like no reaction

it was spooky

nn

meow

.play lone survivor playthrough

we watch spooky game HiHiHi

i need more anime gacha otps i can look at and smile at

i like messy nerdy glasses cute person who doesnt care care of themselves X lean pretty androgynous/feminine murder weapon

you're a cute guy dont be so harsh on yourself

ill skip the video i think its like making peoples internet slower -_-

.skip (video skipped)

that would be very cool and epic

my friend wants to go to the board game cafe tomorrow and i do not trust him not to say the word retard out loud and frighten some settled board game nerds

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privet bratok

romeo core

you have a very peaceable haircut

the flipper

randal ive been watching videos about russian videogame writers attempting to do fallout but failing

the video covers this alexander zorich people who wrote for one of my childhood games which was done by a russian ukranian company i think

>>791293
every time i see the stretching it scares me

this one is special though because it was like one of the first games to model tank damage well

for an rts at least

the germans then took the series and turned it into a wide scale rts game

>>791301
good

>>791303
yeah arent they cypriot or something now

or they're legally based in cyprus or something

i prefer the term white russian its sexier

miku dance party

who are those guys chasing eachother around

this reminded me of poppi the performer for a second

>>791314
i love how russians are like appreciative of a certain type of american low culture

the things that the big belowski and postal 2 espouses

>>791320
a gamer denied

its trans guy hour in wormland

1 actual trans guy 1 agender person mistaken for one and 1 mtf who was abandoned as baby and raised by ftms

this is just like ranfren

>>791336
Show Me !

maybe i take testosterone too and get fucking ripped

brb i need to smoke outside my house

i liked picking up my friends who were heavier than me to prove my martial prowess and strength

i like chill fun strong guys like that

not all le jocks are le mean bullies. sometimes its the weak little nerd guys who are the asholes

wtf why are all my friends on weight loss drugs now

who am i gonna pick up and lift into the air now

sigh ... nobody ...

>>791404
[throws in air like babby]

its ok i catch u

classic video

proud father

sometimes i get proud looking at my cats when theyre sat politely lining up to be fed

my strong brave soldiers

he wear pretty dress i proud of him

he donut give a heck what the bullies say.!!!!!!!

i want to collect something nice like that

maybe plushies of Animals I Like

fox .. penguin ... raccoon .. cat ... etc

i want them theyre so cute

silly little big cats

cheeky lad

i really like him

ouhh im getting upset looking at these cute lovely stuffed animals

thinking about the time this girl took me to build a bear and i nearly broke down crying and we had to leave

i dont know that kind of thing just dredges up very deeply entrenched memories

i got upset once thinking i couldnt take care of my stuffed rabbit

probably not enough lifting weights ... low test sissy behaviour ...

oh i was wacked out on 4mmc at the time with the rabbit that probably explained half the reason

>>791446
:single tear emoji: ty

oh my god walrusguy made a youtube poop

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wonder what that guy is doing as a job now

he was in the credits for that bushworld adventures thing

its ok ill find some in the wild

i found my bunny randomly in the wine section at this LIDL and immediately saved him

did i ever tell you i had to rescue my two actual cats from this house full of dogs who were being stored there bc they couldnt stay on this gypsy site

it was like my childhood house btw it basically got took over by this gang who were deadass retarded

only my brother could have let them in lol

anyway i planned an operation where we snuck in and timed calling an uber as close as possible so the guy inside didnt wake up and basically catnapped my two cats and took them to my dads place

now they treat the place like its their kingdom

those dogs were bothering my cats so much i had to freakign save them

if it werent for me you would be puppy chow grrr

fatttt

yes of course

feed him huge birthday cake

tyler from fight club

cat club

he very handsome and fat and fluffy

does he like freak out around women

gay cat

my friend has a misandrist cat who for some reason really liked me ... guess not all cats are terfs...

>>791484
gay bara ass cat

i love him

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holy shit 12 years ago

i think the first time i saw this video i was at my nazi libertarian jewish blasian exes house in america

you saying there were no blasians in the bible

thats crazy like i think they omitted an important plot point

gaymom.com

someone should have told my friend to like not be gay

he keeps trying to play clock the hog with me whenever i go to the toilet with him

sorry this hog is unclockable

this guy doing community service once got angry at me in a public park for saying boypussy several times while drunk with my friends

i just said it back louder and he did Nothing

its just better half the time honestly

when my transmasc friend got dumped by his lame ex i think he said something like "they just couldnt handle this boypussy"

ledgend

im going to find a way to be reincarnated as a midwesterner and live through 2004-2014 in a paradise

he has an invader zim backpack hes hiding from you

thats so epic honestly

i think mine met where a lot of amphetamine usage was involved

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cyu in a bit

the sock ruse was a distraction

i have the car

>>791529
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>791555
i love these birds

cool dudes

blast some fags

ok smokes lets go bros

smoke some fags and play some pool , pretend u never went to school !

i wouldnt mind seeing that in some divorced dads bathroom all framed