front pagecatalogbottom
rules1. you must be 18+ to use this site 2. no NSFW/gore 3. no bigotry 4. if staff don't like your post they may delete it or ban you
💖!nIOh.loris
3
anon
The Eagles
anon
#cleartheme
anon
#say straw girl, dear, my sweet apple pie, my scrumptious little banana pudding
>>793031
straw bury
>>793029
#edit give him a lasagna
anon
#say dear, my precious little cupcake
💖!nIOh.loris
hiya twinky
anon
Hi
💖!nIOh.loris
oof that guitar nhngnh
straw bury
loris do u fw fleshwater
💖!nIOh.loris
wats this?
straw bury
.play fleshwater last escape music video
>>793046
💖!nIOh.loris
>>793042
happy, a friend that i haven't talked for months just sent me a message
💖!nIOh.loris
.play deftones change
straw bury
:3
💖!nIOh.loris
:3
straw bury
a bunch of artists i know r dropping new music videos all at the same time and idk why lol
>>793050>>793052
anon
>>793045
I'm doing pretty good tonight :D finally got over my illness
>>793059
anon
>>793049
It's because they wanted to make music 4 u!
anon
>>793055
Bloober, don't punt people!!
anon
#say straw girl, my delicate little flower, my little pumpkin pie, how are you tonight?
💖!nIOh.loris
>>793051
>finally got over my illness
yay!
twinky is back in action1
>>793060
💖!nIOh.loris
ooh shit we wwormwatch history now so cool
💖!nIOh.loris
3
anon
>>793064
I know how it is, you could definitely use some entertainment
0.4297% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>793064
why not start a revolt or maybe build some legos?
>>793067
💖!nIOh.loris
>>793066
need to amass support from the ppl to build a revolt, gosh i wish i could join one

no tengo dinero to buy legos
0.4306% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you can do a one person revolt
>>793071
💖!nIOh.loris
1
💖!nIOh.loris
>>793068
i think americans are better suited to this type of revolt lol
0.4308% laptopbooger!boymodewng
? ur an american
💖!nIOh.loris
from the continent yes, but not unitedstatian

one person revolt = shooting
0.4309% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah true
0.4310% laptopbooger!boymodewng
not necessarily lori you could just charm them into giving you what you want
>>793076
anon
Luca
💖!nIOh.loris
Luca, is he your brother or something twinky?
>>793082
0.4312% laptopbooger!boymodewng
this guy basically couped like 3 governments by being charming
>>793085
anon
unlike me, an innocent twink
💖!nIOh.loris
>>793080
>>793081
lol
but he is a greek dude blessed by dyonisius himself ofc he is gonna be charming
>>793124
anon
>>793086
Curious, yet you act like a brat then explicitly disallow me from correcting this behavior
anon
.play spy kids the guy
anon
this is elijah woods' most iconic role
>>793100
sæкі
haii
anon
Saeki, do you like cupcakes?
anon
>>793099
So if I were to make you a cupcake, you'd eat it?
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Brian Griffin
anon
>>793104
What if I made you a bunch of cupcakes and then had you sit on my lap?
straw bury
type shit
anon
I put forwards Straw Girl and the Brian Griffins as the libpol band name
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
I came up with my own recently but it doesn't exactly resonate with english speaking floks
anon
WATERWORLD IS FREE ON YOUTUBE
anon
Alright gtg for roughly 2 hours 15 minutes and 11 seconds
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
I'm gonna count
anon
oh wait we could do this as a watchparty or something later
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>793115
SAEKIIIII I NEED SBR ANIME AAAAAAAHHH
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Arrested for jorking crimes 💔
sæкі
lel
sæкі
and smh
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
24 karat gold labubu
sæкі
strawwwww
straw bury
saeki
straw bury
saeki
sæкі
oh i forgot to do smth god
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Saek
straw bury
saeki
straw bury
the key difference is "keeping thins out of their asses" as this implies that there is always the constant threat of something going in carls ass
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Have you ever SEEN a grandmeister without a butt plug? Hmmm?
anon
>>793146
That's true, but I'll still hold it over your head
anon
Once again, refraining from any sort of euphemism involving your head
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
Not today
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>793152
A girl older than me did this to me back in middle school
sæкі
:)
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
It wasn't nice though but at least I didn't he
>>793161
💖!nIOh.loris
shit these ais are getting better and better
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>793158
get beaten up
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>793164
Slap him bald head
sæкі
heya laen sorri i forgot to check things before i passed out
>>793175
anon
>>793173
I literally washed my hair 10 minutes before that pic, it's wet
>>793176
lain from cell phones
>>793169
oh that's okay i forget what i wanted to talk abt
Randal (Koyomi-oniichan)
>>793174
Wash them again dawg
sæкі
might build houses on mc at sum point today
lain from cell phones
i wonder if i can still play mc on this thinkpad
>>793185
lain from cell phones
actuslly
💖!nIOh.loris
>>793171
agent twinky ready for acction
Luca
The boy with the sad eyes... who put this on?
>>793192
lain from cell phones
oh no that is not what i wanted im so sorry
sæкі
hhh
anon
>>793189
it made me into a black man
lain from cell phones
well morpheus is black but that wasn't morpheus and it took the katana too
Luca
People used to come up to me and ask me if I was sad
Luca
I have resting bitch face, unfortunately
>>793198
anon
>>793200
it turned my tuxedo belt clip into a lil pin
anon
>>793204
it just made the jacket yuge, but it's like, not as good as the original
💖!nIOh.loris
i was abt to ask ai to make him naked but forget abt it lol
>>793218
💖!nIOh.loris
close cal
💖!nIOh.loris
l
anon
Disappointed?
💖!nIOh.loris
...no
anon
Awww, what a shame
anon
Okay I'm confused, why didn't Kevin Costner just fuck the girl in the floating village
anon
like, yeah, he's a mutant
anon
but they aren't gonna know
anon
like legit, he's either sterile so she doesn't get pregnant but she don't know until like a few months later
anon
or he is long gone by the time she has a mutant baby
💖!nIOh.loris
damn
anon
I am talking about Waterworld
>>793248
fujo
sæкі
twink
anon
saeki, I think there is a problem
anon
and the problem
anon
is that I am not currently holding you in my arms
anon
>>793248
I realize that context was vaguely lost
anon
But I just think the main plot of the movie could have been averted if he just you know like had sex
💖!nIOh.loris
such a simple task
>>793253
straw bury
is saeki still here i want to kiss her
straw bury
:(
sæкі
would hold n wipe tears bwa
>>793265
straw bury
:o
straw bury
yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sæкі
was dealing w poison ivy
>>793271
straw bury
i ate some of that shit when i was a kid
sæкі
gah
sæкі
i always remember the medical story of the guys who threw a bunch of cut shrubs onto a bonfire and breathed in the smoke from it and coated their throat and such
>>793274>>793275
straw bury
i thought it would give me super powers
sæкі
horrid
anon
>>793269
Oh god I used to burn random shit all the time lol
straw bury
>>793269
that reminds me of the video of the soldiers burning a pile of hashish out in the desert
sæкі
lemme find pic of what i have
anon
My lungs are probably a nightmare
sæкі
pat
sæкі
mine probably arent great but i worry more about my nose though ive stopped doing terrible things to it
sæкі
we do not speak of that
fentmom
im awake
straw bury
fent ^w^
sæкі
gm
fentmom
gm 2 you all
straw bury
fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent fent ^w^
sæкі
oh god i just noticed the homeopathic label fuck me ig
straw bury
whats homeopathic
straw bury
is it like when ur gay
sæкі
i believe in this context it maybe different buuuut
fentmom
lol homeopathy
fentmom
did you know homeopathy has a really strong lobby in the uk parliament
sæкі
homeopathic is where they take a medicine then dunk 1 dose in a giant bucket of water for example then claim the pills with the water in it are super strong and powerful for some weird crunchy reason
>>793298>>793297
fentmom
our king is basically a homeopath too and is trying to cure his cancer with like wacky shaman shit
fentmom
king charlie has some weird bits to him that isnt apparent. hes very much the last of the old school british aristocrat orientalists and hes oddly like pro ecology and shit. very layered guy but also a man of his time
straw bury
>>793294
sounds pretty gay to me
sæкі
it's a crunchy thing often times but also a psuedoscience thing, this has like lidocaine or shit in it though that i trust enough from being on the label
straw bury
saeki i hate to break it to u but i think u were already homopathic or whatever before u used that spray
>>793303
fentmom
i used to joke about being a homeopath in trans discords and one person (always in their late 20s early 30s) would pop up and say LOOK I KNOW ITS BULLSHIT BUT HOMEOPATHY WORKED FOR ME
>>793304
sæкі
but theyre the kind to claim this dilluted tincture can treat your serious medical condition, its depressing
fentmom
anyway i say this shit about homeopathy and at the same time i want to do this at some point [Wikipedia]
anon
I don't see what homosexuality has to do with your poison ivy burns, but I hope the lesbian sex makes you feel better :D
fentmom
something strange about the human brain is that sometimes by performing abstract rituals we can confront things or move on from them
fentmom
i buried a picture of myself and a friend i lost the other day and felt like i had moved on
sæкі
flesh simulator made a good video earlier about tech's exploitation of h1b visas and the way it's increased rent for people who live here long term in place like seattle and la
>>793314
fentmom
think if i just ripped that picture up and threw it in the trash it wouldnt have done anything
fentmom
welcome to the nightmare world of the future ... ai powered H1Bs ... robotic indentured servants turned new managerial class ...
sæкі
yeh
sæкі
jesus
fentmom
i cannot talk about H1B stuff bc a lot of my friends have black and white thinking when it comes to the thing and they're like "yay no borders"
sæкі
also the end of this video has a great hack for people looking for tech work, seriously
straw bury
i am going to be a post apocalyptic electrophobic cultist like from the last of us or metro exodus and im gonna destroy all the electrical technology
>>793324
fentmom
my place in the post apoc wasteland is mountain cult community leader who is like .... this is a community of peace ... we follow our own gods here ... if you have ill intentions then pack your things and go ...
straw bury
do we get to eat ppl tho
fentmom
no we try to do transsexual commune without the bad parts (88% of it)
straw bury
no human flesh :(
sæкі
flesh simulator
fentmom
no human flesh no poly drama in the middle of a societal breakdown event that turns into a civil war waged by two opposing BPDemons
fentmom
i would instruct everyone in like agriculture or house building to keep them busy
straw bury
but the nuclear radiation turned me into a zombie what else am i supposed to eat i need to eat brainz
>>793333
fentmom
>>793332
you dont get to be a zombie you have to be Wanderer with a Gun
straw bury
a zombie wanderer with a gun who eats people
fentmom
thats just this rpgmaker game i played
fentmom
think its called middens or something
fentmom
A Man and his Gun
straw bury
3
straw bury
:3
straw bury
swagged out
fentmom
asked this trans woman at a bar if she played tank or dps and she thought i was like asking some sexual question
sæкі
lol
fentmom
i was just being silly
sæкі
sado dps maso tank
fentmom
cuck healer
fentmom
i think my friend wants to hang out after her dads funeral today
sæкі
aw
fentmom
last time we hung out she kept sticking her fingers in my ear and i would say "meow" each time
fentmom
i think shes going to have to confront the fact i am a worse choice by almost all metrics compared to her boyfriend who seems to have his life together
>>793358
straw bury
but does he meow
fentmom
hes like if im gonna be honest me if i was less pretty and faggy and did less quirky manic pixie dream fag shit
sæкі
awroo
fentmom
but he has a job and hes educated and is a nice and stable guy so
fentmom
we really should all be looking in the long term right now
fentmom
alternately we could do what the french do and like .. have a house spouse, a work spouse, and a motel room at 2am spouse. but we would need to work towards that and its a lot of effort
fentmom
>>793363
well in this model you can be as many spouses as you want
straw bury
us fr
straw bury
except we r smooshed together and stuff
>>793379
sæкі
mhm
straw bury
need need need need need need need need need need need need
sæкі
:3
fentmom
image.png
get this shit out my face discord
sæкі
do u have a disc u'd be ever interested inviting to
anon
Forcing them to cuddle
fentmom
>>793378
i would join like a wormcord but im not sure if it would ever be used
fentmom
i have like one discord i really use and its a channel for Very Very Close Friends
sæкі
i made one that has a good portion of people in it but i dont use discord atm
sæкі
and ah yeh
anon
>>793389
leave vro alone, he's da CREEPER
anon
>>793391
is this how you look at my hand when I reach out to pet you!
sæкі
lel
sæкі
nuh
straw bury
bringing saeki flowers
sæкі
bringing u flowers
fentmom
very autistic friend is warning me about GBP to yen conversions and is insisting i do the conversions each time i buy something on my phone
fentmom
i told him that would be very inconvenient to people im standing in front of at a bar or such but hes insisting i take my time
straw bury
its raining outside
fentmom
wow just like in undertale
fentmom
.play undertale its raining somewhere
straw bury
bweh
fentmom
im not a disney adult but im hyped to go to tokyo disneyland, been a while since ive been to a theme park
fentmom
sadly there is not much zootopia stuff there. thats all in shanghai. maybe i will abscond mid trip so i can meet judy hopps and nick wilde
anon
it'll be fun
fentmom
maybe even bellwether!! mee-oww
fentmom
>>793408
that sucks i hope you get the opportunity to one day
straw bury
i guess
sæкі
have u ridden a roller coaster either
straw bury
i rode a rlly small one at a state fair once
sæкі
awwe
straw bury
>>793413
going to da theme park with saeki and eating pizza and hlding hands and shi
shrimp fried evil
every since i rode the biggest coaster in my country i have never wanted to ride an amusement ride ever again lol
>>793421
sæкі
this makes me want the county fair lemonade and maybe funnel cake
straw bury
oh my goodness county fair lemonade goes so fucking hard
sæкі
the lemonade stands here make them fresh n is rly nice
sæкі
11326.gif
god im sad i didnt get to go to the street fest this yr i was so dead but it wouldve been nice
::sad
fentmom
.play new york sextile
front pagecatalogtop