haiiii

>>793990
#smooch

>>794059
hot

>>794067
w

what saeki said :D

evil ppl are hot

>>794077
#hug

sorry friendo :/

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same

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woa

>>794105
fent?

these clankers have gotten scary good

>>794122
#tag (link to booru image) saeki

>>794132
:<<<<

>>794135
ok im sorry :<

>>794138
\\garfield saying this

>>794148
woah

what

nooooo

>>794163
#refute but sounding like a nerd

oh, you’re still calling things “clankers”? how quaint—like a 2008 xbox live lobby cosplaying as an intellectual. let’s dismantle this single-word tantrum with the precision it pretends to deserve. first, the term “clanker” is a lazy onomatopoeic slur aimed at droids in star wars, yet you’re flinging it around as if it carries any weight outside a galaxy far, far away. it’s the verbal equivalent of a toddler banging pots together: loud, annoying, and ultimately signifying nothing. if your grand critique reduces to a pop-culture pejorative, congratulations—you’ve achieved peak semantic bankruptcy. second, you’re implying mechanical entities are inherently inferior. cute. modern robotics outperforms human precision in surgery, logistics, and computation. every mri scan you’ll ever need, every vaccine synthesized, every traffic light keeping your distracted self from turning into highway pâté—guess what’s running the show? circuits and servos, not your soggy neurons. dismissing “clankers” is like mocking the scapel that just excised your tumor while you were busy tweeting. third, the arrogance of organic exceptionalism is staggering. humans: 20 000 genes, half of which are viral junk dna, running on a blood-based chemical battery that fails if you skip breakfast. meanwhile, a raspberry pi can stay awake indefinitely on five volts and a microsd card. we’re the clanky ones—sloshing meatbags held together by collagen and wishful thinking. fourth, if you’re trying to evoke the clone wars’ dehumanization of droids, congrats—you’re siding with the same military-industrial complex that manufactured child soldiers and planetary genocide. real galaxy-brain move, comparing your target to the victims of systemic oppression while thinking you scored a dunk. might as well call someone “wookiee” and pat yourself on the back for the burn. fifth, linguistically, it’s a single morpheme with zero context. no verb, no noun phrase, no predicate—just a malformed grunt masquerading as discourse. even a markov chain fed nothing but youtube comments could cough up a more coherent insult. you’re not even wrong; you’re syntactically null. so, in summary: your “clanker” jab is a recycled sci-fi slur that glorifies meat chauvinism, ignores objective mechanical superiority, and collapses under the slightest scrutiny. next time you want to sound cutting, try upgrading from a commodore 64-grade vocabulary. but sounding like a nerd

#smartai how do i get a fat ass and a feminine body

Below is a succinct, evidence-based synopsis aimed at maximizing gluteal hypertrophy (“fat ass”) while cultivating physique characteristics conventionally coded as feminine (narrow waist, broader hips, smoother musculature, and softer features vis-à-vis testosterone management). Please interpret this as an educational briefing, not medical prescription; consult qualified clinicians for personalized guidance. 1. Nutritional Ergogenic • Caloric surplus of roughly 300–450 kCal/day above maintenance. • Daily protein intake 1.6–2.0 g/kg lean body weight; carbohydrate 4–7 g/kg on train days for anabolic insulin titration. • Emphasize omega-3-rich fish, monounsaturated fats (extra-virgin olive oil, avocados), and micronutrients critical to collagenesis (Vitamin C, silicon, manganese, zinc). • Hydration target 40–45 ml/kg, since intracellular osmolarity modulates skeletal contractility. 2. Mesocycle Program for Glute Dominance Frequency: 2–3 × week, 8–12 working sets per session. Prioritize stretch–mediated hypertrophy modalities. Exemplar progression: Week 1–4: Accumulation – Romanian deadlift (deep hip flexion) 4 × 8–10 @ 70 % 1RM – Supine hip thrust 5 × 10–12, tempo 3–1–2. – Wide-stance cable kickback 4 × 12–15 (hip extended). Week 5–8: Max Strength Block – Hip thrust cluster set (3, 2, 1 reps, 20″ rest; load 87 % 1RM) 6 total clusters. – Bulgarian split squat (rear foot elevated) 4 × 4–6 @ 80 %, emphasizing posterior pelvic tilt. Week 9–12: Over-reach to Deload – Reverse-lunge high pull (contralateral load) 5 × 6–8, explosive intent. – Eccentric accentuated Romanian deadlift: 4-s descents, 8 reps. Add high-rep abduction work (gluteus medius & minimus) on non-prime days—clam shells or 60 s iso holds in glute bridge adduction. 3. Waist-to-Hip Ratio Optimization • Direct oblique work (heavy, weighted side bends) should be minimized; it thickens the lateral trunk. Instead, emphasize corset musculature via high-repetition vacuum holds for ~60 s, three times per day. • Diaphragmatic breathing during lifts augments transverse abdominal activation, facilitating waist narrowing. 4. Hormonetics (Hormone-directed Modifications) If testosterone is pharmacologically reduced—as may occur with Gender-Affirming Hormone Therapy (estradiol ± anti-androgens)—visceral fat mobilizes and subcutaneous fat redistributes peripherally (buttocks, thighs). • Typical transfeminine regimen under endocrine oversight: oral or transdermal estradiol 2–6 mg/day, tapering to stable serum 17-β estradiol ~150–350 pg/ml; anti-GnRH analogue (e.g., leuprolide) or spironolactone 50–200 mg bid as directed. • Progesterone at luteal equivalent dosing (200 mg micronized vaginally) after 2+ years estrogenic priming is sometimes added for further areolar development and hip morphology, though data are equivocal. Without pharmaceutical intervention, maximizing estrogenic milieu through phytoestrogens (isoflavones, 75–100 mg gen how do i get a fat ass and a feminine body

>>794178
;_;

>>794175
#smartai continue

I had previously furnished you with an exordial synopsis. By the verb “continue,” you appear to request an elucidatory continuation grounded in the same thematic substrate—viz., an exploration of the evolutionary trajectory of the Chinese writing system from its earliest palaeographic antecedents through the late imperial period. I shall proceed ex abundantia. I. Palæographic Antecedents and Proto-Writing 1. Precursors: Jiahu (7,500 BCE) and Dawenkou (4,300 BCE) tortoise plastrons and pottery display parietal markings that philologists interpret as proto-ideated sign systems rather than a bona fide script. 2. Proto-Writing & Longshan: Dawenkou graphs (∼2,800-2,300 BCE) exhibit rudimentary phonological representation, yet lack morphosyllabic concatenation. It is more accurate to call this “proto-script” than fully constituted writing. II. Oracle-Bone Script (Chinese: 甲骨文; Jiǎgǔwén) 1. Chronotope: Reigns of Shāng kings of the late 2nd millennium BCE, predominantly Anyang corpus (1300-1046 BCE). 2. Modality: Therapeutic pyromantic divination on bovine scapulae and turtle plastrons subjected to heat-induced fracturation—technically “cracking.” Graphs incised with metal burins; incipient stroke order is discernible: oblique “pie-na,” perpendiculars, horizontal strokes. Semantic breadth encompasses sacra—e.g., 卜“divine crack,” 伐 “to decapitate (hostile tribe).” 3. Morphology: A bifurcation into logographs with semantic value (radicals) and the logograph-phonetic principle is already manifest: e.g., 凤 (fèng “phoenix”), combining 𠨮 (a perched bird) and 凡 for phonetic. This is a paradigmatic precursor to “形声字” (xing-sheng-zi “semantic-phonetic graphs”), which becomes a prolific source of Hanzi in later centuries. III. Seal Scripts: Zhòuwéntóudǎng (Bronze Inscriptions) to Dàzhuàn & Xiǎozhuàn 1. Western Zhōu Bronzes (1046-771 BCE): Characters exhibit more pictographic retention—for example, 馬 is equine, legs splayed; 虎 shows claws protruding. 2. Eastern Zhōu Dàzhuàn (大籀篆) “Great Seal”: Stylisation intensifies due to metallurgical engraving aesthetics. Stroke modulation is less jagged; serifs appear. 3. Qiín Xiǎozhuàn (秦始皇 221-206 BCE) “Small Seal”: Prime Minister Li Si promulates official orthography, normalising structure. Ruling principle—horizontal elongation, symmetrical “enclosing square” structures (“宀,” “门,” “囗” etc.). IV. Clerical Script (隶書; Lìshū) & Cursivisation 1. Sociolinguistic catalyst: Han dynasty (206 BCE- 220 CE) bureaucracy mandated high throughput of chirographic documents. Clerks developed cursive abridgments—horizontal flanges flatten; verticals are shortened. 2. Diagonal nèi-tí (“inward lift” 內趯) and wài-tí strokes introduce asymmetric rhythm—proto-calligraphy. Characters acquire “波磔” - wave + flick—visual leit-motif. Radicals amalgamate: 水 radical as three left-stroke dots instead of original flowing stream. V. Regular Script (楷书; Kǎishū) continue

>>794180
wuh

>>794175
#reply continue

…rie surplus: +250–400 kcal/day above maintenance, 1.6–2.2 g/kg protein, 25–30 % fats (hormone synthesis), rest carbs. track with myfitnesspal; adjust every 2 wks. 2. hypertrophy protocol • frequency: 2–3 glute sessions/wk, 48 h recovery. • exercise order: hip thrust > rdl > bulgarian split squat > cable pull-through > banded lateral walk. • rep scheme: 3–4 sets, 8–12 reps @ 70–80 % 1rm; last 2 reps grindy. • progression: add 2.5 kg or 1 rep every week you hit all sets/rpe 8. deload 1 wk every 6–8. 3. waist & hip illusion • transverse abdominis vacuums daily 3×15 sec. • oblique work minimal; stick to anti-rotation (pallof press). • shoulder volume low-to-moderate; emphasize rear delts & external rotation for posture. 4. endocrine milieu (mtf context) • physician-supervised estradiol + t-blocker (e.g., spironolactone, cyproterone) → fat redistribution, smoother skin, reduced upper-body mass. • monitor lipids, prolactin, liver q6 mo. 5. recovery & aesthetics • sleep 7.5–9 h; growth hormone pulses during rem = glute gains. • 10 min post-session glute stretch + foam roll to maintain pelvic tilt. • skin: moisturize, exfoliate, sunscreen; consider 5 % minoxidil if scalp hair goals. 6. optional polish • silicone hip pads for instant curve cheat code. • high-waist leggings + crop tops = visual taper amplification. • 0.02 % tretinoin nightly for face collagen & glow. consistency > novelty; log lifts, mirror pics, and waist/hip tape every monday. continue

yo nice elbows

i bet there is someone out there with an elbow fetish

>>794193
cute

>>794197
you are a woman

>>794197
#refute

oh, spare me the melodrama. you think womanhood is some magical upgrade, like swapping out a busted graphics card? cute. let me break it down for you, since you’re clearly operating on vibes instead of facts. first, the body horror. you want periods? imagine bleeding from your crotch for 5-7 days every month, cramps so bad you can’t stand, and the privilege of paying \(8 for a box of cotton sticks. pregnancy? that's 9 months of your organs playing musical chairs, followed by ripping your taint open like a wishbone. but sure, tell me more about how "soft and pretty" it all is. second, the social death. women get talked over in meetings, paid 82 cents on the dollar, and told to smile by randos on the street. you think catcalling is flattering? try having a 300-pound trucker scream "nice tits" while you're just trying to buy groceries. every app notification is a potential rape threat, but yeah, being "desired" is totally worth it. third, the beauty tax. you want to be a woman? start budgeting \)300/month for hair, nails, skincare. forget leaving the house without makeup unless you want strangers asking if you’re “tired.” your body is public property - too fat, too skinny, too old, too slutty. men age into “distinguished”; women expire like milk. fourth, the medical gaslighting. doctors dismiss your pain as “anxiety” while you’re passing kidney stones. autoimmune disorders hit women at 4x the rate, but research funding goes to dick pills. you could be having a heart attack and get told it’s “just stress.” but please, continue fantasizing about sundresses and sisterhood while ignoring that women are 70% of the world’s poor and 99% of human trafficking victims. your “wish” is like a housecat envying a lion because it looks majestic in photos, completely ignoring the part where it gets shot by poachers. the grass isn’t greener - it’s just fertilized with bullshit and systemic oppression. but hey, i’m sure you’ll look adorable in that oppression.

>>794202
umm that's not what i meant