the wobble

had to mute cause i'm at work and very close to laughing

>>794456
#skeet (link to skeet)

>>794453
oh you have a job

>>794458
you bet

how dissappointing

i personally am quite partial to disposable income

>>794462
logging into my wfh journalism job to write 1000words about alexa fart expansions

.play [YouTube]

>>794465
so many clarifications

>>794464
oh btw garfield, at the end of all of the work stuff that i was complaining about the comment that he put on the report was

"blah blah blah is at the level i would expect for this phase of training"

AND I WAS LIKE BITCH I DID NOT GET THAT IMPRESSION FROM THESE DAYS WHAT THE F UCK

>>794468
put him in the blender

on the last day i think he realized because i was like super flustered in the mornin and he was like "Why are you getting so flustered is it me? like what is happening?" and then he kept asking and I wanted to say "YES BITCH IT IS YOU ARE SO FUCKING INCONSISTENT"

.play [YouTube]

>>794466
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i love hobby drama

hey does anyone here have experience dealing with bpd?

>>794505
Very Rude Luca

#ksay saeki

i hafta pee

>>794507
okay! thanks ^^

>>794514
::vibin fast
#yeet

huh? why did it not work for me

i added the tag just now >:^)

oooooooo

great job garfiledl

one must imagine sisyphus vibin

nah i just added the tag

ez pz

#ksay garfieled

lemom squeezee

#ksay boogoor

i have to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

consider: bathroom

but i'm GAMING

executive function skill issue

i don't have exeuctive function issues garfilied

and yet you prefer to game over using the lavatory. Curious!

when it starts to hurt then it's a problem until then it can wait

why allow it to become a problem if you can solve it before then

sorry that your a SLAVE to ur bodys need I am the EXECUTIVE master of mine and I determine when I want to do thigns

i'm a slave to my lovely wonderful body i love it very much

i would do anything if my body wanted me to do it

:

Interesting Poop Facts / Interesting Pee Facts

>>794578
#reply

poop facts:

• average human produces 128g/day
• 75% water, 25% solids
• gut transit time 12-48h
• corn kernels survive digestion intact
• brown color from stercobilin
• wombats poop cubes

pee facts:

• kidneys filter ~180l blood/day
• normal output 0.8-2l/day
• yellow from urochrome
• morning pee is most concentrated
• asparagus makes it smell weird due to asparagusic acid
• astronauts recycle urine into drinking water

#ai Poop World Record

longest human turd on record: 26 ft (7.92 m) produced by a chicago performance artist in 1995, now displayed at the museum of poop in mexico city. largest single bowel movement by weight: 8.6 lbs (3.9 kg) documented in the uk, 2019. most prolific pooper: a 28-year-old man from india averaged 3.2 kg/day for 30 days straight during a monitored study. Poop World Record

performance artist

why does mexico have a poop museum

Ain't nothing else to do in Mexico

International Poop Museum Network

#ai Reveal those behind the Poop Museums

the unko museum (tokyo/yokohama) is run by knt-ct holdings (kinki nippon tourist) under its entertainment division. the squat! toilet museum (shenzhen) is funded by kohler china. the international museum of toilets (delhi) was founded by dr. bindeshwar pathak of sulabh international. the small pop-up poop museums in the us are usually one-off ventures by local event promoters or marketing agencies, not a single entity. Reveal those behind the Poop Museums

pop-up poop museums

It's the age of the poop museum

2025 is the year of the poop museum

Born too late to explore the world.. Too early to explore space...

hehehe

How did you become garfield?!

mad scientist experiment gone wrong

how did you become anon?

Born

They called it impossible, the doctors did

impressive... takes a lotta skill to escape that place

What a dramatic baby

>>794595
Garfield is great though!

>>794600
who

DERRICK FAN!

idk if luzia is still here but if she is then im ur biggest fan

>>794614
#smooch

saeki ur adorable

burger king on my chain burger king on my belt i got chrome on my car i got chrome on my teeth
/lgbt/
「haii」
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b

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>>794384

the irish can do no wrong

>>794391
MEAT
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>>794387

u

>>794392
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>>794389

burger king on my chain burger king on my belt i got chrome on my car i got chrome on my teeth

bars

thank you i thought of that myself

wow u rlly didnt have any inspirations?

>>794621
yeah i just like it's just came to me yano?

waow u must be like a lyrical genius or something dawg

>>794625
furry gay videos

>>794627

>>794622
W FAPS

;

sad!

Sad What?

>>794633
orange you sad i didn't say banana?

>>794635
#edit replace "sad" with "glad"

glad!

>>794637
#edit add controversial paragraph

>>794640
That's where heatlh comes from!

gn saeki
love u too, silly

the board has decided. teto x straw yuri will now begin preliminary stages of production

>>794651
#edit Make this a Substack philosophy article from a STEM student

gen z san fran gpt wrapper startup is quite evocative

AI kinda missed the mark with the Substack stuff that's not how they type

>>794656
#edit make this sound like a Zizian member who uhh whatever

#ai whomst is the zizians

loose network of rationalist-adjacent anarchists who split off from the bay area scene around 2017-2018. named after ziz, a trans woman who used to post on lesswrong. core themes: veganism, ai-risk accelerationism, anti-coopertition, and a very literal reading of timeless decision theory. they’re infamous for the 2019 berkeley “house fire” incident and for a string of smaller clashes with local ea/rationalist groups. whomst is the zizians

#ai How do I stop an effective altruist from torturing me For Ever

if they literally have you restrained and are torturing you, call 911 or scream until someone does. if it’s a thought-experiment threat (“if you don’t donate i’ll simulate eternal torture”), remember it’s just a bluff—no one can actually do that. block, mute, walk away. How do I stop an effective altruist from torturing me For Ever

how about moreright huh. make that one

Why isn't there a social media just for truth.. Like... Truth.. Truth Social... Sounds good, right?

On my new leftist YouTube alternative you upload bit-sized videos to you viewers who receive them as if right through some kind of chute! I'm going to call it... BitChute!

>>794665
>>794663
how could such snazzy names go so wrong....

>>794664
everyone is on one end of the horseshoe and both ends are good

>>794667
Did he make a YouTube alternative?!

My friend Jack really likes Soy! I think we'll have a party! Call that...

Hmm I'll make a Discord alternative but everyone talks on four channels! Four chan!

>>794677

dedicated saeki spin button

Second Thought... Meet... Third Thought...

Political YouTubers are quite something!

Thank God Adam Something never called for nuclear warfare!

>>794681
Does he have a super car or something?

>>794678
what made you choose 10s

>>794686
slow but still noticeable
100s is sometimes too slow and 1s is too much
10s fits the vibe of the emoticon oh god i'm spining very slowlt this is actually lovely thank you bloogyeger

>>794687

I still don't understand these spinning codes...

>>794689

they are Very Strong magic runes

>>794690
I LOVE OOOOOOIIILLL

>>794691
7plzj9nnk

Huh..

inchy squinchy

Yeah you have to read every volume before that one though

>>794690
show me the line in the communist manifesto that says no supercars

i'll wait.

>>794694
>:)

>>794698
chapter 15 paragraph 8 subsection 12, "communists shall not partake in oil-related or oil-fueled endeavours"

Oops my message went up there

teleported

gotta hit enter else ur post will just hang out there when you type some stuff in it

>>794706
Yeah I am Such A Freaking For Ever And Ever Failure

>>794707
wasn't real communism obvs

hmmm i think i will have a small drink

>>794708
welcome 2 da club

>>794710
Make it a big one.

As long as it's water

yeah alright

>>794715
this cat fucking cursed

>>794717
He saw it

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damn this is crazy bc do you know how stupid you have to be to get ARRESTED for flying drunk lmao

the co-pilot is literally trained to tell you "hey i think you're feeling pretty sick you should call out"

>>794724
He Saw The Truth

God favours the Twitch streamers

Asmongold next

Asmongold reacting to The Truth

Oops

>>794713
i have poured myself an almost medium drink i can not afford to get too drunk because then i get a little wacky

>>794735
Omg I thought you were talking about WATER!

no alcohol i love alcohol i love getting drunk

Well. I just Drugged someone. I freaking drugged someone. *shaking* I think I'll call the cops.

>>794741
awh its ok little anon. it is all going to be just fine look i will even give u a little pat on the head *pat pat pat* see it is all ok now

>>794744
too tall

>>794747
Dang thanks

>>794751

>>794751
#kiss

>>794746
I was joking!!!!!

I'm not a freak I SWEAR I'M NORMAL! THEY MADE ME NORMAL!

>>794751

Howard Schultz made me normal

>>794758

>>794757
This website has tragic characters... The drunk one... And the one with dental pain...

Drop the garfield lore

The Garfield Files

Now, Sing for us.. Sing for us all..

>>794764
jon and i were in a civil partnership for 14 years before he married that vet

Sing as high as possible...

Don't make this awkward for us... Just sing..

.play meow meow i am a cat

how do you say one in spanish

>>794772
Famous Quotes

>>794773
very loudly

i have now had 2 small little drinks tiny little drinks

of water?

wiskeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i know i know tghat wa sthe last one

>>794783
oh man I hope that you are experienced with alcohol!

I have never Tried Alco Hol

i have never darank bevfore

oh my goodness saeki

ugghhh i think my whole body is like gtrossed out by alcohol now because last time i drank i got like inCREYDIBLY fucked uop and died and now mydigestive system doesnt like alcoghol

Oh Gosh...

I really thought I was encouraging water drinking...

i will drink more water rn dw

>>794795
take it as a sign..... don't get fr*cked up on alco....

DRUGS ARE BAD!

but its fun

ok i will drink water

now

Water Is The Fuel Of The Soul And The Body And The Mind/Soul And

>>794808

>>794808
Straws often have Drinks . Or at least help. With having Drinks .

>>794809
you'll make her seasick bee careful

i'm going to hang her upside down and shake money out of her

>>794813
ok that's good and fun actually

Uploading Malware... 10%... 15%... Wait... I regret this... Malware upload stopped... Guys, I changed. I'm different. I'm better. I'm better now.

>>794818
#tag (link to booru image) oh my goodness gracious

>>794816

*Sexting with therapist* Wait, what's on my screen... Libpol? That mediocre site? Yeah, whatever... *Continues sexting with therapist but secretly thinking about Libpol instead*

water is drink

ocean inside

>>794825
do you have sex with your therapist

.play [YouTube]

>>794825
That ocean must've come from somewhere... Which one disappeared... Check the satellite footage... CHECK IMAGES OF EARTH NOW!

>>794826
occasionally. who doesn't